#the martinez family

[nymiemei]

moving to university housing 👀

[bruciemilf]

DC can shoot blockbuster movies, but only WFA is genius enough to introduce PTA mom! Bruce who's extremely competitive.

I need Battinson, youngest parent there by far, to roll in, smudged make up, bruises, a busted red lip.

No one thinks to link those marks to Batman. They're OBVIOUSLY evidence of a long night of fooling around in the club instead of caring for his young ward

Margie thinks that's funny, seeing as this guy obviously doesn't get out much. She tried putting him through the trial of Intimidating Mom Show Off and he just said, " I'm going to cry in the bathroom. Excuse me."

I'm sorry, but Bruce being openly affectionate with Dick, Jason, Damian, Cass, and Tim, -- kisses on the cheek, hugs that last until the teacher breaks them off, - would have the fathers cringing.

" Haha, I don't do that with my kids. I'm actually here because my wife bitched at me."

Bruce, straight up, " Don't you like your children?"

" Excuse me?!"

" Not yet. Why do you hate your kids?"

" I love my kids, I just can't wait to get away from them. Come on, you know how it's like."

" No. I love my babies. Why do you hate your babies? Why do you hate your wife. I'll pay for your divorce if you want."

Bruce gets reported VERY often to the principal and board for being inappropriate, and you know what? They refuse to do anything. It was about time someone raised hell around here.

Duke, age 8, watching a grown man throw a tantrum because Bruce called Dick 'baby' : Bruce. I can poke him with my sword

Bruce: Not yet, Duke

Jason tries exploding every kid he doesn't like with his mind. "Trust me, you won't like the alternative. Now be gone! My papi brought me lunch." It's a lunchbox full of books.

Bruce gets along the best with the mothers. They treat him like the class hamster

[mikeluciraphgabe]

IM BACK

Part 11 master-post

[sojutrait]

happy holidays from the morettis!!

[yandere-metal-family]

Lovin' You Was Lethal, Guess That Makes Me Evil

Summary: Dee never thought he'd see the day where he'd be seething with jealousy over some loser guy who thinks he has a shot with you.

You had begun to walk with Dee and Heavy, when realizing you didn't have your phone and you had left it in class.

"I'll be right back," You excuse yourself and quickly go back to class to get your phone. Though, before you could get into the class, you were stopped by a guy whose name you didn't remember.

"I think you forgot this," he hands you your phone. You grab it, thanked him, and tried taking off, but he grabbed your arm. "Actually I was wondering if you were busy Friday?"

"I don't know. Friday's a long time away-"

"Well, would you be up to go see a movie?"

"What kind of movie?"

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"Oh, hey Dee do you know that guy?" Heavy asks motioning towards you and the guy.

Dee looks towards you, not thinking too much about it, before seeing the guy gang up on you. "No." Dee felt this sticky, gooey feeling rise in his stomach. This feeling seemed to eat him alive and it was hard to control his facial expressions.

"Well, looks like he's getting friendly with her. I thought you guys were dating-"

"No, not technically."

Heavy quickly turns towards Dee, smirking, "Oh? You like her?"

"That's not what I said!"

"You didn't have too," Heavy goes up the steps towards you.

"Were are you going?" Dee whisper yells as Heavy waves him off.

"Oh, umm... I don't know."

"Come on, it'll be fun-"

"Hey, Y/n. Are you coming?" You felt Heavy's hand on your shoulder and you had never been so thankful in your entire life.

"Oh yeah," You wave off the guy, "Sorry I have to go."

The guy tried to call for you, but you just weren't giving him the time of day.

"God, just can't take no for an answer." You then chuckle to yourself, elbowing Dee. "Gosh Dee, if looks could kill. What's up with you?"

"nOthINg," He squeaks, blushing, as you hear Heavy laugh.

"Did I miss something?"

"Oh, yeah, you missed somethin-" Heavy quickly shuts up when seeing his brother's glare. "Nevermind. It's nothing."

"You both sure are weird. I like that. So, are you guys doing anything this Friday?

[invisible-pink-toast]

so obviously this could just be an excuse for ben to be the one coaching the girls at their last practice before nationals, so that we as an audience see more of him because he's the coach that survives the crash...

but that line paired with the Tension in the scene with the Martinez family in the pilot has me so curious

We know Javi really looks up to his dad, but even though he loves him Travis makes it clear he can't stand his dad and there's obviously a lot going on between Coach Martinez and his wife.

we've seen flashbacks / hallucinations from all the main characters (sometimes brief but still) except for travis and van (who i also need more content from)

so bascially i am Once Again Asking for a Martinez family flashback. let their mom talk, or have a name! let us see the family dynamic, the lead up to three of them getting on that plane and only one of them coming home and never being the same. i need to see more of them, and it will be even more emotionally devastating now we know what happens to javi

[your-soup-overlord]

A tiny look into one of the fics called It's My Party (And I'll Cry If I Want To)!

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“Why don’t you just tell them?” Jazz asks Danny once she sits down on his bed, pushing aside his blankets and patting beside her.

“Mom and Dad love you, metagene or not.” She continues.

“Seriously, Jazz, we’ve been over this.” Danny sighs, sitting next to his sister as she turns to face him better, “They hate ghosts, and have threatened to rip phantom apart molecule by molecule. If they’re willing to do that, then what makes you think they’ll stop once they find out their son is a ghost?”

Jazz frowns, “Danny, I know the accident was terrible and horrifying for you, but you’re not a ghost. You need to accept the fact that it simply activated your dormant metagene and gave you ghost adjacent powers.”

“How can I have a metagene when both mom and dad don’t have one! Jazz, I know you don’t want to believe it but-“

“No Danny,” Jazz exclaims as she cuts him off, “ You’re alive. You can’t be a ghost, because ghosts are unfeeling and-“

“Jazz, just stop!” Danny yells, slightly teary. He stands up off the bed, putting some place between him and Jazz as she also stands up with a deepening frown.

“I know you don’t want to believe it but I am a ghost, I died in that accident. I know you don’t want to believe it, but if I can somehow come to terms with it then why can’t you?”

Jazz just stares him down with her disappointed stare. After a few quiet seconds she then sighs, looking exasperated and somehow even more disappointed as she levels him with a harsh glare.

“Even Sam and Tuck agree, Danny. You’re going to far with this ghost thing! I don’t care what that yeti says, or any of those other creatures! You’re not dead. You have a heartbeat and most importantly, you care. You’re not evil, and all this death talk is beginning to freak Tucker out!  And you especially need to stop around Sam. They’ve begun talking to me about it, and about how you’re scaring them. And, well, we’ve all agree that you need to stop fighting those ghosts. Mom and Dad are perfectly capable of getting them, so from now on you’re benched. Those horrible things have been filling your head with lies, and it’s becoming a problem.”

Jazz declares before she walks out, keeping that awful disappointed glare on him.

Danny slams the door behind her, silently seething and holding back tears. They talk about his death so easily! Yet they don’t care to acknowledge it. Danny died, whether they want to accept it or not, and there was nothing they could do about it.

[taiturner]

YELLOWJACKETS ◆ 2x08 "It Chooses"

[undergroundrockpress]

San Francisco Sound at the Great Highway. Artwork by Sue Martinez, 1970.

[novelconcepts]

Staunch hater of men but travis is just my skrunkly little guy. Love how sad he is. Love how tragic he is. He’s just one of the girls and he loves it.

Travis is so good, largely because, if this show had been made in the 90s, he WOULD have been a girl. He and Javi both would have been the lone girls in a sea of boy soccer players. Travis is the love interest; Javi would have been the archetypical annoying little sister. And because YJ likes to play with gender dynamics and flip the scripts, they both still play out as you’d expect the Sole Girls in a male-dominated story to do. Travis’ whole arc is about learning to navigate outside of what society tells him to be—and, other than that, he’s there to be Nat’s love interest. Even as an adult, in Natalie’s memory sequences, he gets the Dead Wife lighting and soft framing in bed. He even gets, as a friend pointed out, fridged to further her story. When the girls get progressively more violent, Travis is the victim, or he’s told to take Javi out of the room. He starts off as a shitty boy, as is befitting of 1996 culture, and he gets to unlearn that which does not serve the hive. He is tragic. He is doomed from the start. He is learning to be soft in a situation where softness gets you killed. He is the representative of sibling dynamics in the wild, and now he’s the answer to the question: are you still a big brother when your younger brother is gone? He’s fucking devastating.

I just really love that the only three men in the wilderness are the gay coach, the complicated love interest, and the sacrificial lamb. Those are all positions usually reserved for women, and I love YJ for flipping it around.

[nymiemei]

future moms

[mrprestto]

Psychonauts Funny Moments Part 2309

[bruciemilf]

Matt Reeves has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Martinez and Bruce.

Martinez, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Joker or Riddler?

Bruce, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger

Martinez: wh E E Z E

[cowplantcalamity]

The usual gang celebrated Harvestfest together.

[definitely-not-a-wasp]

The more I think about it the more I think Ella got the worst deal in MR.

Growing up for twelve years in the Arizona suburbs, with a mom who’s perfectly normal, if not a little sad at times, until some girl shows up on her front porch. She looks a bit like Ella, except she has wings, and she’s hurt, and she has people to get back to.

And then Ella learns that she’s her sister.

Her perfectly normal mother made a choice when she was younger, and that choice created Max, and Max was sold off to a shadowy company that made her life a living hell. And less than two years later, Ella was born. And Ella’s not dumb, she can do the math on how long it took to make that choice, and how it shifts her existence from “beloved only daughter” to “replacement for mother’s biggest regret”. It explains the way her mom would look at her sometimes, when she thought Ella wouldn’t notice. Like she was looking for someone else under her skin.

So Ella has a sister, now. And everyone in the house gets along, which is great, except that Valencia keeps leaving with Max on trips, keeps leaving with Jeb on trips, because Jeb is the other half of the equation for Max and that means something, even though Ella’s never met her own father. Ella is the normal one, the simple one, the one who isn’t saving the world and doesn’t need the support that Max does, with her years of trauma. And Max loves Ella too, but not as much as she loves her other family, because she CANNOT love Ella like the family she bled and suffered for.

And she knows it’s not Max’s fault, that her priorities will never be her flesh and blood sister. She knows this was put in place long before Ella was born, and maybe it wasn’t even her mom’s fault, either, because she’s so goddamn HAPPY now that she has a “complete family”. Maybe if Ella has wings, it would be different, or maybe it would be the exact same.

She gets a boyfriend with wings, though. That’s pretty cool, except his loyalties are also to his flock, and he can only love her as much as he knows, and she’s not stupid, she knows who she’s dating, that there’s a list on his head of who’d he be willing to hurt to preserve his family, and she’s on it.

And that’s her lot: the replacement for a mistake, the legacy of someone’s failures with their first daughter. She can’t really complain about it, because she loves her mom, who tries her best and is trying her best. She loves her sister, too. But she’s never been accused of being oblivious, and this is no exception.

And then she fucking dies.

[maraudersandtears]

wait bro did I just figure something out

Class fight- Fake Bartylus from Evans pov Drama club- BLACK FAMILY ENERGY Strawberry shortcake- just Lily vibes Lily fucking Evans vibes MISS MELANIE??? WHAT IS GOING ON??? Tell me if I’m just crazy