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lancermylove · 7 months

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First Kiss (HC)

Fandom: Twisted Wonderland

Pairing: Dorm leaders x gn!Reader

Warning: None

Prompt: Where and how you have your first kiss with him.

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The two of you were in the botanical garden, and while Leona slept on the grass, you studied his handsome features.

To get a better look at him, you leaned your face close to his, assuming he was in deep sleep. The next moment, you felt his hand on the back of your head, and his eyes shot open.

Before you could register what was happening, Leona pushed your head down and met your lips.

His kiss was on the hungrier side, but there was a gentleness to it as well.

He didn't break the kiss until you were out of breath.

Leona stared into your eyes and smirked. "Is that what you were hopin' for, herbivore? Don't go starin' at men like that."

You and Malleus were out on a night walk through the area around Ramshakle dorm.

You were talking about your favorite topic, and Malleus quietly noted the fire in your eyes and the passion in your voice. He thought you looked adorable and couldn't control himself.

The prince stopped walking, wrapped an arm around your waist, turned you around, and gently pulled you closer to him.

Your eyes widened when you felt his soft lips pressed against yours. Malleus' eyes were open as he didn't want to miss a single expression on your face.

His kiss was gentle but held passion.

He didn't kiss you for too long as Malleus didn't want you to run out of breath.

After pulling away, he smirked playfully. "You are adorable."

Riddle and you sat in Heartslabyul's garden, enjoying a freshly baked Strawberry Tart while you talked about how Ace and Deuce were giving you a hard time as usual.

You were so focused on ranting that you didn't focus on how you ate the tart.

At first, Riddle frowned slightly when he saw the cream from the tart smear on your lips. He thought about reaching over with a napkin and wiping it for you, but that would be a waste of good cream.

So, Riddle leaned over the table and pressed his lips softly against yours, using the tip of his tongue to lick the cream off your lips.

You immediately froze, but Riddle broke the kiss quickly. "(Y/n), you should not eat so-"

He was about to lecture you but stopped when he realized what he had just done.

Riddle's face turned bright red, and he quickly covered his mouth before turning his face away from you. He dearly hoped that none of his dorm members saw that.

Azul heard you giggling with the twins from his office. He couldn't understand why you liked them so much, but out of curiosity, he walked out of his office to hear your conversation.

Upon seeing Azul's unhappy expression, Jade excused himself from there, dragging Floyd along with him.

You turned to look at Azul, who was half glaring at you, and before you could say anything, he took hold of your chin and pressed his lips against yours.

His kiss was intense and passionate.

He didn't release you until you were out of breath.

Azul looked into your eyes with his face still close to you and whispered sharply. "Stay away from them. They are dangerous."

Before you could react, he turned his back to you and disappeared into his office.

As you scanned the beautiful desert of Scarabia, Kalim sat behind you and rested his chin on your shoulder. You assumed he was also taking in the marvelous view, but Kalim studied your face with a soft smile.

"(Y/n)."

When Kalim called your name in the sweetest voice possible, you turned your head towards him. In the next moment, you felt his lips pressed against yours.

His kiss was playful and sweet.

Kalim didn't kiss you for long, but it was enough to make your heart race out of control.

After he pulled away, Kalim rested his chin on your shoulder again with a wide smile. "(Y/n), I like you a lot and can't wait to introduce you to my family."

Vil was doing your hair for the special NRC event in the evening. When he stepped in front of you to get a better look at how the hairstyle came out, Vil saw you looking at him with admiration.

He tried not to focus on your expression, but when you gave him a cute smile, Vil couldn't resist.

He looked into your eyes, hooked one finger under your chin to tilt your head up, and captured your lips in his.

His kiss was soft and romantic.

Vil pulled away before you ran out of breath.

He whispered in a smooth and alluring voice, "If you continue to look at me like that, you shall be in more danger than you realize."

You cheered Idia on as he played a PVP game. Though he wasn't a fan of loud noise, he didn't mind you cheering him on.

It didn't take long for Idia to win, and the moment he did, you threw your arms around him and gave him a congratulatory hug.

Idia froze, his cheeks and hair turning red, but when he saw how close your face was to his, he was drawn to you.

He leaned closer to you and pressed his lips against yours.

Idia's kiss was more of a quick peck, but it was enough to convey his feelings for you.

As you stared at him in shock, Idia pulled his hood over his face so he could hide his embarrassment.

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dark-side-blog3 · 3 months

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Ignore that this Home Alone inspired poly adeuce fic is a month late. Or choose to read it for 2024 Christmas, up to you.

I had a lot of fun writing this! Put it into a word counter just for fun, and I'm surprised to see that my first real WIP I finished in 2024 is 3k long! It was just so fun to imagine a twist one of my favourite Christmas movies, and I got so caught up in the fun of it I didn't make my deadline ^^; It was originally meant to be a short little crackfic, but it was just too fun! There are some cracky, campy elements, but that's just in the spirit of the movie I based it off!

Anyways: MDNI, warnings for standard yandere things, and creepy crawlies.

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"Shouldn't we be pouring salt on the pathway?"

"Nah," you smile, splashing another bucket of water on the front steps. "This is so we can have a nice slip-and-slide for tobogganing tomorrow, Grim! Same reason I'm filling up a little ice rink in the back-- I wanna do some skating. I can't wait for it to freeze over and teach you how!"

Grims' head shakes fervently as he beams; "Just you wait! I'll show you the grace and speed of a master figure skater! I'm gonna be teaching YOU how to skate by the time we're done!"

"Well if you wanna do that, you're gonna need to be well rested. Can you grab us some cookies for before-bed snacks?" you encourage, the monster agreeing and scampering off inside the dorm house to pilfer the cupboard.

You continue pouring water on the steps and trudge around the house's perimeter to check on the steps leading outside to make sure they're freezing over like you intended. You have several other home security measures to check over...

Most of the staff, and students for that matter, went home for the holidays. Family to see, vacations to take... A life to live outside of the school and other people in it. Should anything happen, Crowley was unfortunately unavailable (what else is new, the old bastard), nor was Vargas, Trein, or Crewl. Normally they'd be spattered throughout the holiday to watch over the students. But there are other teachers on the premises, and hardly any students who can't return home for whatever reason, and they let it slip by... One night during the whole winter break when none of your trusted faculty members nor any of your more powerful friends like Malleus or Idia could help if you got into trouble.

And maybe, maybe your brain has been rotted by movies and defending yourself from overblotted students.

But it's better safe than sorry.

With everything seemingly in order, and the sun setting quickly behind the treeline of school woods, you rush over to the front gate to hang a large sign:

NO SOLICITORS

Hopefully, this will deter anyone planning to intrude on you tonight.

You trudge your way back to the front door, carefully avoiding the steps. You spend the next few hours snacking with Grim while watching movies together, playing card games, and chattering about what ifs and would you rather... Before too long, it's time for bed, and Grim is out like a light, thanks to several pounds of turkey stuffing, potatoes, and cookies you still had after the holiday party days ago.

The party was fun... It did leave you with more leftovers you knew what to do with, which is always great. You got to wish Rook Joyeuses Fête, decorate cookies with Jack and Jade (the merman being much better at decorating, likely due to working in the lounge), and say goodbye to everyone dear to you before they left for their own plans... But it also had Ace and Deuce.

Which, on the one hand, they're harmless. You know they are. They're just jerks sometimes.

They should be focusing on their studies, and you had to devote your time to keeping Ramshakle clean, and Grim on task to graduate... The little monster became somewhat of a family member. Surrogate son or little brother you're not entirely sure, but you want him to succeed.

And even if the pair of heartslabyul boys were gifted students that excelled at every course with time to spare, Grim wasn't-- Grim needed your help to study, to get to class, to handle some of his projects for him when his paws would cause accidents in the potion lab. Grim needs your help to get through college, and it keeps you way too busy for a relationship with either guy.

And even though they soured the mood of the party right after you told them as such, it's the truth, and that's what it is. You're not going to jeopardize Grim's future just to date college students.

They acted like jerks for the rest of the winter break.

When everyone was opening presents, they bitched at everyone for the gifts they exchanged, teased relentlessly, knocked over decor, and told each classmate going through the magic mirror over the week to 'take their time coming back, if at all'. Poor Idia had an anxiety attack when they started teasing him; it took you half an hour to calm him down enough to stop puking and stick to just dry heaving. Grim scampered off after Idia fainted a second time... It took another hour after that to help him through the magic mirror, with his robot escorts. You would have walked through with him, but he insisted holding your hand as he left would be enough, only dragging you somewhat through the portal.

It was rubbing you the wrong way how they were picking fights with everyone, and snubbing Grim anytime they saw you and the monster around campus.

Suddenly, the front gates screech open, drawing you out of your thoughts. You peek out the sliver of the window from behind the thick curtain in the bedroom to see two figures shuffle through the snow.

It can't be them. Even if you were just thinking of them, that would be too... Convenient. Like some movie logic. Thinking of people doesn't summon them.

Whoever it is will be getting a nasty surprise in three, two, one--

A muffled thud and string of curses can be heard from the other side of the glass. You sneak your way down the stairs so you can at least see who's at the door.

"Son of a--! Grim!" Deuce shouts. So much for not summoning them.

"Open the door, little buddy! We know that you're in there and that you're all alone... Your precious prefect is spending the last night of the winter break with someone else, right?" Ace yells, quickly being joined by a snickering and rapping at the door.

A shadow presses itself against the window, trying to peer through sheer curtains. You duck behind one of the striped couches on the outside of the room, close to the walls. Through the reflection of the glass cabinet, you can see the figure stay and linger at the window, tapping against the glass with a small can.

"Come on Grim. We've got tuna for ya if you just open the door and have a chat..." Deuce says, cupping his hands around his mouth as he yells through the glass.

His shadow straightens up, before pounding back on the glass, rattling the old pane against the tight frame, the narrow strips of wood being tight enough together that neither of them could just force their way through the window; Even if they shattered all the glass.

Which Deuce just might, slamming himself into the frame as hard as he could.

"I saw you move in there! Don't ignore us!" He shatters a pane, shoving his hand through to grab at the sheer curtains and tug, ripping them.

You duck back behind the couch, scanning for tools to protect yourself. Shut up. Don't be stupid, just think. Think quick, and smart.

The banging stops for a second. Before becoming far louder-- powerful enough to feel the floor shake. Metal creaks against its hinges, and the lock crashes into the strike plate of the door.

Ignore that, focus. Cleaning supplies. Always nearby, the dorm is filthy. Dish soap and mop bucket.

You dart out from behind the couch to grab the bottle of dish soap, grabbing it and rolling up against the wall just in time as the banging stops, the door knob jiggles and a thin wire pokes itself out from the cracks between the door frame. It makes quick work of the locks on the door, before opening, and Ace proudly struts into the room. The second he does, you pop the cap and squeeze the bottle, squirting bright blue goop into his eyes and smarmy mouth! And you splurt the floor for good measure!

You sprint back to behind the couch he pulls back, sputtering, and wiping it from his eyes in thick globs. You watch through the reflection of the cabinet as Deuce shoves his way past Ace as he splatters fistfuls of goop onto the floor, next to the bottle of leaking dish soap. Ace shoves Deuce for the push, and the resulting shove has both of them slipping on the puddle of dish soap you left in your hurry.

"Ahg-- Ace?! Why are you on the floor?"

A visibly wet smack as dish soap arches off Ace's gloves, slapping damply right into Deuce's face as he grunts from under his classmate: "Get off me, you buffoon! Go find the cat-- Grim, I'm gonna skin you for this, you little creep!"

"Don't make threats until after we have the little rat, runt. If he goes tattling we're screwed--"

"There's no one to tattle to! He's all alone in this big house! Even the ghosts aren't here! If we stick his claws in an electrical socket or force-feed him motor oil, no one would think anything of it! He's just a dumb animal that killed himself without supervision!"

Something glints from under the couch. You grasp at it, finding a spare ornament, and an unused ziptie, threaded through the top. There's got to be something you can use to create a bigger distraction and get you and Grim out of here.

There has to be something in reach-- going back to the bucket in plain sight of them is too risky. Shoving your hand under the couch, your clutch the first thing that your grasp: An aerosol room freshener. Score.

Wrapping the ziptie around the spray trigger, you tighten it and roll it over to the boys, still scrambling about on the floor. You watch from the reflection in the cabinet as Deuce gets a heavy spray right in the eyes, hollering in pain!

"AUGH-- Fucker! You think you're so smart, punk?! Your little bomb just gave away your position!" Deuce shouts, whipping out his magic pen, covering his eyes.

You feel a sense of dread. Primal instinct. You leap out from behind the couch just as he summons a caldron to crash into the couch, narrowly missing you as it smashes the solid oak to splinters. Splinters stick to your socks, embedding in your feet as you scamper off to another room, streams of water and gusts of wind being shot after you.

Just as you turn the corner to climb up the stairs and rush to Grim's room, you hear Ace curse exasperatedly, stumbling his way to the end of the hall to stare at you, still wiping his eyes on his sleeves. Another string of sighed curses leaves his lips as he watches you scramble up the stairs, making accidental eye-contact.

They know their plans are botched now.

Gotta climb faster.

On all fours, you claw up the stairs, just as a tug on your ankle forces your jaw to slam into them. Casting a glance backwards, Ace has gripped your ankle with his sticky gloves, grinning madly as you struggle to tug your ankle away from him, and try to dodge the other one of his hands trying to grasp for your other leg, only to end up sloppily groping your ass before trying again. You try to shake and kick him off, getting a hits to the side of his head, but not as effective as if you had room to wind up. He's gripping so hard it feels like he's going to break something. You scramble, shifting your weight side to side to get him off, prying yourself off the stairs and scratching your nails into the old wood. Your nails cling to the baseboard, prying the edge as much as you can, the wood creaking and snapping off with each desperate tug to pull yourself up.

The baseboard snaps, and you find yourself with a small wooden shiv, thinking to whip around and stab it into Ace's hand, leading him to retract for a second long enough for you to scramble up a step again-- before being slammed back down into the wood as you're grabbed again.

A girthy, irrate red centipede wiggles its way out from the hole in the baseboard, defensive of the now-ruined home.

You snatch it up, close to the head and the snapping mandibles as it wriggled and writhed, as you slowly reached back around to Ace, still clinging to your legs as you tried to shake him off. The teen was so focused on keeping you still as he pulled some ducttape off the roll with his teeth, that he didn't see the massive, snakelike body of the centipede until it was too late; And you stick it right on his face.

He seemed to freeze, giving you enough time to tug your leg again, just as he screamed an ear-piecing shriek!

Ace pawed at his face squirming violently on the stairs, thumping loudly on each step back to the bottom as you sprinted your way upstairs, into Grims room, slamming and locking the door behind you!

"What the hell is wrong--"

"PSYCHO PREFECT IS WHAT! Is it in my hair? Fucking thing was thick as a finger, and they put it right on my face! Is it in my hair?!"

"The prefect is home?! Dude! We're so screwed!"

"So go up there and get them, dipshit! Why are you standing still when they're up there getting a fucking bear trap or something ready?! Are you having an aneurysm or something?! Why are you just staring at me like that?!"

"...Ace... Don't... Move."

"Deuce... What are you talking about? Go get them-"

"Don't. Move."

"Deuce..?"

The telltale crash of a cast iron cauldron smashing through your rotten wood floors makes you nearly shit yourself, glancing back at a sleep-stirring Grim.

"DID I GET IT?"

"YOU ALMOST CRUSHED MY SKULL YOU NUTCASE!"

"DID I GET IT?!"

"You fucking moron!"

You snatch Grim up, using the blanket he was sleeping with like a hobo bag to hold him in, and open the window, edging your way carefully onto the roof. If you can just make safely to the other side of Ramshackle, you can try scaling down the ivy. And it will at least give you a head start-- Maybe hiding out in Sams is the best idea. A store owner must have a CCTV, right? And if Ace and Deuce try and kill either of you, then even if something happens to you, they'll get caught...

You wrap the corners of Grims blanket around your shoulders, like a makeshift baby pouch. You can definitely feel him squirming on your back, starting to wake up. You let go of the window, slipping down the rough roof tile. Laying on your stomach, you side-shuffle over, staying as low to the roof as you can to get the most traction. The edge nearly takes you by surprise when your foot doesn't connect with length that's not there. Slowly, you shuffle even closer to the edge, swaying your arm around the edge to find the vines of Ivy.

"I FOUND 'EM, ACE!"

Your head whips around to see Deuce leaning as far as he can out of the window before he scrambles to get onto the roof.

Whipping your head back to focus, you grab a fistful of vines and pull the rest of your body off the roof! You snatch another fistful with your other hand as you fall.

And fall all the way down, watching in horror as the ivy peels itself from the brick walls.

You feel Grim claw his way out of the pouch and onto your face just in time, as you land on your back with a sickening crunch.

"Oh shit," Ace comments, seemingly having been waiting for you at the bottom of the wall. You see Grim flee across the yard out of the corner of your eye, unable to lift your head.

The sound of snow crunching underfoot, and Deuce panting like crazy soon joins Ace in staring at you as you lay helpless on the ground. As soon as he arrives he gets asked: "Are we gonna get Grim?"

"No point, really..." Comes the huffed response; "We were gonna get him to fuck off, and he's fucked right off. Tonight didn't really go to plan anyway."

A boot gently kicks at your side as Ace turns his attention back to you: "Are you paralyzed or something? That was quite the fall."

You open your mouth to speak, but only a cracked whine makes it out. You cringe and try again, but nothing intelligible comes out.

"Holy shit, they're brain-damaged!" Ace grins, laughing as he backs away from you.

You feel Deuce tugging at your legs in the snow, dragging you from your shallow ditch in the snow. He begins tugging you closer to the dorm, before he drops your legs, moving to grab you under your arms and haul you that way, up against a wall. Breaking a window, he shoves you in, head first. The cold floors of Ramshackle are still warmer than the ice and snow.

"Alright. Hey, real quick, can you feel this?" Deuce begins poking you with a wire from an ornament, starting with your legs, and making his way up on both sides. You nod, wincing at some particularly sharp pricks, to which Deuce responds by rubbing the area to dull the pain.

"Can you say where you are right now? Do you know who I am? Who you are?" You nod again, voice stumbling through a pained response.

"Awesome. You're not brain-damaged! You're probably just winded from the fall. Is anything broken? Can you wiggle your fingers and toes? Try twisting side to side. If you can't it means your spine might be broken, and you need a doctor."

You comply, weirded out by the sudden care, but the doctor comment means they will call someone. And that someone will keep you safe, and them away. The pain's already fading, and likely nothing serious, but you could trick them... Deuce particularly seems like a soft touch. You wince as you try to twist, feigning inability.

Deuce makes a worried expression, like he's about to piss himself from fear.

He backs off slightly, giving you a bit more breathing room: "Try crossing your arms and lifting them as far away from your ribs as you can".

You comply again, feigning difficulty,

And duct tape wraps around your wrists instantly. Deuce presses his knee down into your chest to pin you down as he wraps as tightly as he can, while Ace ties your legs from outside.

"This really, really isn't my style. But we've got to get you somewhere that is not here when the teachers come back tomorrow, and we can't have Grim knowing where to find you." Deuce rambles, soaking his glove in a bottle of something, before pressing it to your face. He continues rambling, leaning in closer to whisper: "And I know how this looks! But I promise we won't do anything to you while you sleep. Or when you wake up! I swear! It's all more normal than it seems tonight-- or it can be anyways. And... And if you give me some time, give me a chance, we can even ditch Ace and forget this night ever happened! You just need some time somewhere else..."

The room spins with dark spots as Deuce presses his soaked glove further into your face. He continues rambling at you, while you feel Ace begin dragging you back out the window again. The snow doesn't feel cold this time as you fall into it. It just feels soft.

#my writing!#yandere twisted wonderland #yandere twst #yandere poly #poly yandere #yandere ace trappola #yandere ace #yandere deuce #yandere deuce spade #yandere adeuce #yandere poly adeuce #bug tw #creepy crawlies tw #yandere crackfic #sorta~! It is for sure all over the place. but so is the moive tbh #yandere twst x reader #yandere twisted wonderland x reader #holidays.!

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thesunshineriptide · 2 years

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can i request headcanons or a one shot of leona with an s/o who decides to stay with him in twisted wonderland once crowley finds a way for them to go home? thank you very much if you decide to do this :) no worries if you don’t though!

Dude I’ve so got you 👀 couldn’t decide which is better so I went with both a short oneshot and headcanons!!

But Tonight, You Belong To Me

Leona/Yuu!Reader

Tw: distress, crying

* Leona does his best not to freak out

* Listen, you’re one of the only people who have NEVER compared him to his brother

* You look right though him and accept everything you see, even the rougher edges he’d rather you not know about

* So when he thinks about losing you, it makes his heart ache

* But he puts it down because sometimes love can’t afford to be selfish

* He knew from the moment you’d met that you would stay here forever

* But regardless he fell in love, even though he knew it wouldn’t last

* But he’ll sit with you and talk through everything, weighing options and emotions and best plans.

* If it were anyone else he wouldn’t bother, but you’re dear to him

* And he really, genuinely wants you to be happy

* Even if it isn’t with him (though he will feel absolutely awful if it isn’t)

“So the old crow finally found a way, huh?” Leona leaned back on the ratty Ramshackle couch, staring at his lover with an indiscernible gaze.

“He did.” They replied quietly, looking toward the floor.

“So what do you wanna do?” He asked, “You wanna go home?”

“My family…” they trailed off, shifting from foot to foot.

Leona nodded knowingly. He had expected this, eventually. He knew they’d have to go home, known that since he met them, but still…

But still he didn’t want them to go.

“You could come with me.” They said, “I mean, my world doesn’t have beastmen, but we could make it work, right?”

He raised an eyebrow and gave a sad smile, “From what you’ve told me about your world, I don’t think it’s s good idea.”

His partner nodded, like they knew it would be his answer.

He tilted his head, “You never answered, yknow.”

“Hmm?”

“Do you wanna go home?”

The Ramshakle prefect stood still before looking up, “I…Leona, it’s…I…”

He stared at them, then silently motioned for them to come closer, “What’s your world like?”

The human snorted in a humorless laugh, “It’s awful. Global warming, politics, war, and…and you aren’t there.” They looked at him with a soft gaze, “I want to see my family. I want to be with them…but I love twisted wonderland so much more than my world. I love you so much more…”

Leona looked like he might cry but instead sucked in a breath, wiped at his eyes quickly and pressed a kiss to the top of their head. “You could stay. See if Crowley can bring your family here instead.”

The prefect shook their head and sat down beside him, cuddling into his side, “They won’t know here. And the jobs in this world are so different, what would they do? I don’t have any way to support them on my own, I can’t even support myself!” They looked a little scared, “And what if they don’t want to be here?”

He held them close, petting the top of their head, “You’re in a pickle here, aren’t you? Never a dull moment with my little herbivore, huh?”

They sniffled and hid their face in his chest.

He stared down at them for a moment before murmuring, “I could take care of you. All of you, your family ‘n all. You know I’ve got the money and the power.” He gently took their chin and tilted their head up, “I can’t say what your family will want, but maybe there’s a way to send you back n forth, or something. I don’t wanna make you choose.”

The prefect wiped their eyes on their sleeve and sniffled. “You’re right - I mean, I would hate to make you take care of me like that, but you’re right about there being other options and-“ they took in a shuddering deep breath and rubbed their hands on their face. Leona had the kindness enough to not comment on their blotchy cheeks and puffy red eyes. “And in the end, I don’t wanna lose you. If he can send me back now…he can send me back later, right? I don’t have to choose right now.”

Leona smiled, all the warmth of the sun shining through it, “You don’t have to choose now. I’ve got you.”

The prefect smiled, leaning in, “Tonight, I choose you.”

#twisted wonderland #twst headcanons #twst mc #leona kingscholar x reader #leona kingscholar #twst leona #twst oneshot

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bassguitarinablackt-shirt · 5 days

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should i watch that ramshakle thing or whatever youre posting abt

DO IT PLEASEEE

its an indie animated show on youtube with only the pilot being out currently, its absolutely amazing and I LOVE THE CHARACTERS AND AND THE VIBES MAN!!!! THE VIBESSSS!!!! THE FOUND FAMILY OF IT ALL!!!!! THE FUCKING BABY TURNS INTO A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL AT THE END OF THE PILOT COME ON

#asher answers

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blue-for-the-win · 2 years

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ayy am back sorry for the long wait-

this is part 2 of y/n snapping at crowley and this inspired by the first and the tsumtsum event (ik its late so am sorry)

Y/n being done with crowley:

Despair Despair

this take place after the tsum's got sent back

After the every tsum finally returned, y/n requested a lil chat with the hedmage.

y/n: Crowley could I discusd something with you.... in private.

Crowley: By ofcourse child! For I am gracious

y/n: yeah yeah.....

Crowley: What seems to be troubling you child?

y/n: hmmm idk 🙃 maybe for SOME GODDAMN REASON YOU FOUND AWAY TO SEND THE TSUMS BACK IN JUST A DAY!?!

Crowley: Oh yes! I found away to send them back, they were really a troublesome creatures-

y/n: MY POINT IS HOW COME YOU FOUND AWAY FOR THEM TO BE SENT HOME WHILE I AM STILL STUCK HERE FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS CROWLEY!?!?! DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT FOUND AWAY TO GET ME BACK HOME ALREADY??? 'CUZ IN FED UP WITH THIS SCHOOL AND I'M FED UP WITH YOU!!

Crowley: HOW DARE YOU! children these days are so ungrateful! You should be thankful I take you in-

y/n: YEAH! AND FOR WHAT!?! MAKING ME AND GRIM DO YOUR WORK!!! YOU HOLDING OUR FOOD AND AND (sigh) Did you even found away for me to get back home and you are just hiding it from me?

Crowley: Well... I- I... Im working on it

y/n: haha... there is really no way for me to get back- is there? Im stuck here forever with no family members or anything *cries*

Crowley: I'll give you some time

*Dramatically leaves*

y/n: I hope you get struck by lightning

While the others were chatting, grim noticed that y/n dissappeared. Grim searched for y/n and found them weaping behind ramshakle.

Grim: He- Hey... whats going on? Dont tell me you miss them marshmallow plush-

y/n: its nothing *gets up*

Grim: ya sure?? cuz you cant serve the all mighty grim if yer not feellin well~

y/n: *wispers* hehe.. youre stupidly adorable

y/n: am fine~ just a lil homesick

Grim: hey y/n... if ya were able to get home... whats gonna happen to me??

y/n: I doubt I can get home but IF I were to get home, I'll prolly leave ya to the headmaster or you could come with me?

Grim: STOP JOKIN AROUND! and and, Why would I wanna come with you to your world?

y/n: you'll be the first ever magician there~ but I doubt your magic will stay the same but hey! atleast there will be more henchman!

Grim: You make a good point human!

END.

Now this... I didnt expected this but still happy of the results! And yeah I still despise Crowley :)

And yeah this was made out of pure spite

But omg the new cards are V amazing!!(≧▽≦) idk if I should make this a series or idk- and idk if this angst or fluff or both.

Any who~ Sorry if this was much shorter, and amma dissappear for another month (am joking)

#fyppage #twisted wonderland #twst fic #twst nrc #twst angst #twst fluff

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rove-bogge · 1 year

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Happy Birthday to the Ignihyde Gremlin!

Happy Birthday Rove!

"Huh people actually have time to remember this year?"

Do you normally not get your birthday celebrated?

"Not really…my family runs a tailors and Halloween is like the busiest time of year for orders especially after Reda has expanded the business…If I'm lucky the simp might make my favourite dinner but normally it's kinder overshadowed…"

How about this year?

"Well my main want is to have a great halloween with the rest of Ignihyde I guess if we get that I'm happy….not that I am a sappy person uuurgghh..."

Any birthday memories?

"Ehhh its always been full of busy work making last minute adjustments or dealing with fussy karens….though one year we had this magician come in when i was still a little tot…apparently he needed some adjustments to his big show costume so I was helping with the hem and he asked me what day it was and when I told him it was my birthday he gave me my first set of dice and taught me some dice tricks he was a fun guy though I forgot to get his name and sadly never had time to check out his shows… shame but I still have those dice there my super super lucky ones!" Any plans for the future? “Not really…I have to go help out in the family store after all. Got to love being shut in the basement and forced to work my life away in boredom…” You're joking right? Well what would you like to do?” “Umm…well if I could pick…I like to be a bug tester both in spells and technology. People hire hackers and virus makers to see if they can break their security on their systems and test the weaknesses. It’s doing what I do best but legally. Then I could use the money to expand and improve my bug habitats and maybe even do breeding for endangered species to help them recover.”

Ok some favourite food?

"Sour gummy worms totally are the best. It always makes people do a double take if they look more realistic too hahaha. I guess there's also the simps stew too that always hits right especially during the rainy season. I have a slow cooker in my room to make it every now and then. I sometimes will make a huge batch for the dorm when people need a bit of a pick me up!"

Least favourite food?

"Urgh coffee it's so bitter….how can people drink it? I added like fifthteen sugars and milk and it still tasted nasty…I'll pass thanks there's other ways to get caffeine!"

Who would you bring to a deserted island? And the person can not be someone from your dorm!

"You knew Ortho would have been the easiest pick…well I guess it's still not a hard question to answer. Kalen. With his unique magic I'm sure he will do all the heavy lifting while I sit back and wait for rescue..maybe even see what insects live on this island. And Kalen is at least tolerable to be stuck with and worse case there's plenty of muscle if food sources become short kek /jk!"

Who would you pick for a sibling-

"Orth-"

But it can't be someone from your own dorm!?!

" ….."

"……"

*turning bashful*

"…..Lilia or Vil..."

And why??

"Well…Lilia seems to see my bugs as cute too and wouldn't it be funny to be taller than the older brother so there's that too and I could only imagine the cool prank team ups we could have!"

"As for Vil Jinx is always saying good things about Vil and it…sounds nice to have a sibling who would look out for you and care about your well being…Reda never really cared about looking out for me growing up…there was many times I needed him and he wasn't interested in being there….oi forget I said that!!"

Jeez alright…

A dorm other than Ignihyde?

"Hmm can I pick Ramshackle? Hehe the ran down house is perfect for wild certain wild bugs I would love to have a even bigger room to house my collection in and it's quiet not filled with many people so peaceful…though…would the internet be decent…might need to speak to Idia about installing fibre optic if I was to move though I guess if Ramshakle doesn't count Diasomnia seems alright. It is not lively like the other dorms or stuffy so I could keep to myself easily there…and Ember is there too so we can play games in the evenings. I guess green is also more my colour then blue...." Ready for your gift of good fortune? "I wouldn't call it good fortune.....How about we just give it to the bugs....a little treat." Hold still! [Whoosh!]

#Did I just hit the jackpot?#Hey do you wanna talk bug facts?#Happy birthday my little gremlin son <3 #it's the 31st here so im posting it now >:T

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caocao-caokie-blog · 1 year

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@zumizumi1254

Takeo (武雄) Ichibangase (一番ヶ瀬)

Dorm: Ramshakle

Age: 18

Grade: 1st Year

Club: Science Club

Best subject: Astrology, Biology, P.E.

Worst subject: All Magic Classes and Math

Skills: Has a supper healthy green thumb. Like, super healthy. Back in Japan, he used to take care of plants from all over the world in Okinawa, since his family were botanists and farmers. He initially grew curious to the world at large and the plants in this world. Ichibangase knows a lot about different flora and all there is to know about them. He probably would get himself in danger more often than not trying to look for special types of plants in the botanical garden on campus. P.S. He’s trying to get into the Poison Making class for some reason I wonder why…

He also can remember the layout of the place if given the map, or if he has been there before. Like, the paintings tell him where stuff is, and he looks, sees the place (if safe), and keeps that information stored away.

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“Who’s he?”. “Don’t cha know that Yuu got themselves new freshies? They just poof! Came here like they did! All of them were also magicless and it caused a huge uproar!” “Wow. I wonder if the selection is faulty or something…” “Haha! Yeah, probably. I mean, how does the magic carriages just kidnap someone from another world!”.

Silently, a boy with grey hair walked far away,

Takeo was a relatively silent kid. Always curious about the world, always interested in the stories the world hold, and what they could have inside of them. This was especially true in plants. They were easy to take care of if you actively cared and payed attention to them. They were much better company than other people anyways.

This sadly led to a lot of bullying from the other kids for being uninterested in stuff like shows, games, or adventure. They threw rocks, made mocking names, and more, but that didn’t stop him. They eventually stopped, and instead, focused more on his passion for plants. This isolation changed the coming year with exchange students from abroad.

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Friends:

Isagani & Kauê: Known as Kentaro by him, they are like inseparable peas in a pod, but not without Kauê, or Yuto! The three regularly take off and ditch class to talk with one another, usually in the botanical garden or in the woods. They talk on and on about the most mundane or useless things, but have such a great time talking with each other that it never gets boring. They talked about an apple for at least an hour straight. Even though they most likely aren’t- But, don’t let their magicless qualities fool you. If you hurt any one of them, the other two will make sure you never see the light of day.

Riddle: Slightly sad, but I feel like Riddle sees him and sees a bit of him in Takeo. A small, sad, hurt part of him that only survived due to two close friends. Both are very awkward in conversations, but the somehow managed to hold a relationship with Takeo being the one to be shy for the most part.

Yuu: The prefect of the Ramshackle dorm…Ah, poor them. Takeo may not look like trouble, but BOY is he trouble! He nearly beat a teasing senior to near blackout because he teased Kentaro about his illness. He was suspended for a week and Yuu, with Yuuken, had to manage this whole issue. Takeo may not look it, but man got some steel under that scrawny physique. Never mess with him or his friends!

Yuuken: A nice senpai that helped Isagani, Kauê, and he when they appeared in Twisted Wonderland. The first one, with Yuu, to help them in their wacky times in NRC! He also teaches bird calls to Takeo, another fascination of his during the impromptu field trip to another world.

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In the science club, he mainly focuses on botany, but, is known to be the help in keeping stock on what ingredients are needed, and the wants of the students there. He mainly keeps to himself, only talking to other if they need something from him or help. The exception is when it comes to poisons. As he entered this world, he has been sort of obsessed with the worlds flora, specifically, venomous plants. Just, stay away from the garden with blue flowers, yeah? （＾_＾）

#twst oc #twst headcanons #twst

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pollychatter-moved · 1 year

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Halloween was a special time for a lot of people in Twisted Wonderland, but what was truly special was those few days after where all of the candy was on sale. Jinx loved a good bargain almost as much as he loved Halloween, so he bought quite a few packs of candy after the prices dropped exponentially.

Given their new living situation, he decides to peak into Ilam’s room on his birthday and throw a whole bag on his bed with a post-it note attached that reads Happy Birthday with a little doodle of a bird wearing a birthday hat.

“Happy birthday, loser.”

Celebrating a birthday in Ramshakle wasn't ideal, but he'd have to make do. A small part of himself wanted to call his parents, and beg them to pick him up and go somewhere else... all his other birthdays had been vacations to some distant, luxury land. This spider-infested room was far from his norm.

Ilam was grateful, of course, for the great gifts his family had sent him, but something about the gold chains and fine clothes made his room look even more dreary than before.

Flopping on his bed, he prepares to be met with the cold embrace of his thin covers when a loud crunch sounds from under him.

“ What in Wonderland..? ” He rolls over, revealing the treats from beneath him. Picking up the ( now crumbled ) sticky note, he feels the corners of his mouth turn up in a grin. “ Aw, look at 'ol Jinxy. Thinking of me! How sweet. ”

#❈ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ. ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏ ᴛɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴍᴏʟᴛɪɴɢ. // ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ

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luxthestrange · 8 months

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TWST Incorrect quotes#599 Rabbits

Cobra Bubbles: Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself*closes the fridge door* I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have indeed gone wrong-

Cobra bubbles spot the Yuu's sitting in ...a circle with grim on the middle

Grim*Puts spoons that...look a lot like the Hoursewardens and then some inside pickle jar and starts to shake it, looks at Cobra* My friends need to be punished...

Cobra Bubbles*Goes to Grim and hands him his card* Call me next time you’re left here alone

Grim*Takes the card and nods* Yep

Cobra Bubbles*Stands up and goes to the door...and given the door is so old...he pulled it off its hinges*-In case you’re wondering, this did not go well, You have three days to change my mind

As soon as The social worker leaves...Crowley turns around with a glare and all Yuu's screams scatter...he managed to tackle you and hold you down

Yuu*Licks his arm* Blah!!!

Crowley: -Eww! Yuu!?!

Crowley: Why didn't you wait at the school?! You were supposed to wait there! *You struggle to break free* YUU! Do you not understand? Do you want to be taken away? *pauses*ANSWER ME!

Yuu: NO!

Crowley: NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND?!

Yuu: NO!

Crowley: "NO", WHAT?

Yuu: NOOOOO! *drops to the floor and moans*

Crowley*turns red in anger and lets you go seeing the yuu's and grim peeking to see you two* UGH! YOU'RE ALL SUCH PAINS

Yuu: SO WHY DON'T YOU SELL US AND BUY A RABBITS INSTEAD?!!

Crowley: AT LEAST A RABBITS WOULD BEHAVE BETTER THAN YOU ALL!!

Yuuken*Came to pick you up and frowns at Crowley*GO AHEAD!! THEN YOU'LL BE HAPPY!! BECAUSE IT'LL BE SMARTER THAN US, TOO!!!

Crowley: AND QUIETER!!!!

Yuuka: YOU'LL LIKE THEM, 'CAUSE THEIR STINKY LIKE YOU!!!!! *enters along with the her "siblings" bedroom and angrily shuts the door*

Crewel, Trein, Sam, and Vargas come into the Ramshackle to check on how things went down...only to see Crowley enraged looking up the stairs...

Crowley*furiously screeches* GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

Grim*furiously opens the door* WE'RE ALREADY IN OUR ROOM!!!!!! *angrily shuts the door again*

Each of you angrily picks up a pillow and screams into it...

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menaceofoctavinelle · 2 years

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𝒲𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒶 𝒟𝒾𝓈𝓃𝑒𝓎 𝒫𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝒮/𝑜

Let's Continue the Previous Request.

You can find the first part here.

} Kalim Al-Asim {

Kalim meet you in a different way actually.

He was walking around the Land of hot sand's when a Tiger suddenly attacked him, But was stopped by a lady who has a silky (H/L) (H/C) "Bassy Stop it He's Dirty!" Slightly offended by the part that he's dirty but still saved by the female.

He never thought he will meet you again. He was thrilled when he meet you. You and Jamil get along quite nicely. He was happy that he has someone to vent out his anger with.

When Kalim fell in love with you he didn't really think that He's in love I mean he does Love you He really does.

But when you and Jamil were having fun together He felt Jealousy on his Chest and want to take you far from Jamil or another person who like's you.

Kalim as a Lover is a Funny and Naïve lover.

He's not worried when the other's told him you fit on RSA after all He can just make you feel bad for him that your leaving him.

Also he doesn't know anything about Intimacy other than Kisses and cuddles. At least you don't have to do the deed yet-

(Before Azul told him out he can use that to keep you at his side forever)

} Vil Schoenheit {

Vil didn't want to settle for anything less than perfect. But Why?

Why did he fell in love with you?

Maybe it's because your Kind? Sweet? Adorable yet feisty. Even Epel think's its Weird.

Rook is your personal Assistant or Bodyguard under Vil's order's ofc.

Vil spends time with you by Shopping, Make Over's Sleepover's and by Bonding.

Vil is a busy man we all know that but He make's time for you.

That made you fall for him.

Vil as a Lover will be a Strict yet Patient one.

He will make you a Diet, Routine (If you don't have one) And Even proper manner's if he think its lacking.

He will bring you with his Photo-shoot. and one of his coworkers maybe a model as well told him you and Neige look like a perfect match for a Modeling page on the Magazine.

That made him possessive, He talked to the people in charge of the shooting and told them you should take a photo with him for more people will buy it. when They agreed Vil took his pose and placed his face on your neck and peppered it with Kisses and love bites.

After the photo-shoot he didn't Lie many people did Bought the Magazine and they will definitely make you model with him again.

} Idia Shroud {

Idia is a shy kid we all know that, When he meet you on a Gathering on Isle of Lamentation. He just want to hide from you when He saw your beautiful (Body Size) and he even thought he saw Glowing light coming out of you-

Your family are partner's since they both work about Overblots.

You both are playmates, You were there when he made Ortho.

All his Inventions, your always by his side.

When he attended NRC he was scared you will join RSA since your parent's want the best for your future.

So you can imagine the shock on his face when he saw you on his school.

You got sorted to (Dorm Choice) he was scared you would never want to see him again since you would meet many people from your dorm and probably would never want to be with a Otaku

oh wait wrong game-

Idia as a lover is a Nervous yet Tsundere one.

If he accidentally hold you hand don't look at him please You don't want to see him turn into a Tomato-

Kiss him he will erupt in flames don't do them again please!!

When he heard someone from the Board game club that You would be better off to RSA since you don't belong to NRC.

Idia hacked to the person's phone and gathered many Blackmailing Info and gave them to Azul to make them Miserable.

} Malleus Draconia {

Malleus is a Clingy boyfriend let's be honest (And We Love It)

When malleus saw you in the Ramshakle dorm singing he felt that Hearts are coming out of you like those anime (Lilia made him watch)

He just can't help but watch you while you sing your heart out with the Tanuki sleeping on your lap.

Malleus is probably gonna think of Locking you in a tower and cast a spell that makes you sleep for a Hundred years so he can Watch and Adore your beautiful form.

Malleus as a Lover is a Loving yet Possessive (Yandare)

Malleus will gladly do as you say just (Marry Him) Love him in return.

When he overheard a second hear muttering that Your just a worthless Human lost in Twisted wonderland and you don't belong on their Home.

Don't worry Malleus already dealt with it.

That student is forgotten by everyone Except Lilia and Malleus Ofc.

If you ask him if their was a student named *** he will just reply:

Oh child of man your so tired your coming up new names, (Just think of a name for our future kids)

|| Do not repost ||

| Reblog's And Like's are appreciated |

#malleus x reader #idia shroud x reader #vil schoenheit x reader #kalim al asim x reader #twisted wonderland

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rm-2002 · 3 years

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Despair

Yuu bitterly remembered the conversation from this morning, "After going through some ancient scripts I found in the library, I was able to find this...Earth place you spoke of. And briefly speaking, I am afraid going back there is impossible no matter what portal you use to travel." Crowly uttered the dreaded words

" Why?! If there was a way to come here then there must be a way to go back?

Crowley shook his head slowly with a (obviously fake) melancholy look on his face

"Unfortunately this world of yours contains no magic, therefore pinpointing its location is simply not possible. Portals like the mirror of darkness can locate other worlds as long as there is a magical signal to trace and yours has none. However, like every world out there, portals are bound to open by themselves sometimes even in a non-magical world like yours and that's how you were able to cross unto here."

"Then I just...have to wait for another portal to open ,right?"

"Every 100-200 years a portal opens in your world whisking away something or someone every time. Can you live that long? Rather, would you want to go back after all that time? Things will never be the same. You are but a mortal human after all.

Dread filled Yuu as she tried to digest this new information. This wasn't fair, she had done nothing wrong, she wasn't evil and yet everything she ever loved was taken from right under her nose just like that. The girl quietly muttered

"Then tell me this, why was I brought here by this college's carriage? Rather than whisked away that sounds more like kidnapped to me." Her voice was filled with bitterness

" T..that I still do not know..but not to worry for I will..

"DON'T MESS WITH ME!! DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!!" The girl screamed while tears streamed down her face. She was alone, utterly alone in this alien magical cruel world. How many times did she almost die? How many overblots did she deal with? She might've looked fine on the outside, but she wasn't!! The only thing that helped her keep her fine facade of composure was hope that one day......that soon enough, she will find her way back home..to her family..back to her perfect happy peaceful life. But apparently.......that was never possible in the first place. The girl miserably covered her crying face.

"I have no future here in Twisted wonderland, nor can I go back home!" The the non-magical miserable crying girl's screaming ceased to a whisper "What...What am I supposed to do now? What do I do?" She was lost and confused, for the helplessness has consumed her being.

"F..for now let's calm down, okay prefect? I am sure we can find something that..Prefect!"

The prefect bolted out of the headmaster's office and ran to her old run down dorm.

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And that brings us to now. Hours later after classes finished.

"Feels kinda nice to get all those pesky tears out of my system" Yuu muttered sitting on the ground and leaning against the walls of her room.

"Oi yuu, get out already! What's with you today? " grim's voice sounded outside their room but the girl gave no response "seriously what's with her?" Yuu could hear grim's fading footsteps.

For the next few days, yuu was nowhere to be seen at school which extremely worried her friends.

"Hey grim, aren't you two partners?!" Ace shouted with a worried look

"That's right! Did she really not tell you anything?!" Deuce added with as much worry

"How would I know!" Grim cried out looking annoyed "No matter how many times I ask, she just keeps blankly staring without saying a word"

"Sometimes it..it makes me feel like she's someone else, it's kinda scary you know!

"No choice then, we'll have to go there and ask her ourselves!" Ace and Deuce walked towards the Ramshakle dorm confident and determined to find out why their friend was so out-of-sorts.

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"YUU! WHERE ARE YOU? Ace shouted in the empty Ramshashakle dorm, but then the prefect with her disheveled appearance and PJs appeared looking....well like she's been crying for quite a long time.

"Quit yelling, you're gonna bust my eardrums." Yuu replied with an annoyed huff "what do you guys want?

"We're worried about you you know, you didn't come to school today or yesterday or the day before. What's going on with you?" deuce worriedly said

"Also your...eyes, have you been.....crying?" Ace whispered the last part. What could have possibly made her like this he thought to himself. Nothing quite noteworthy has happened this past week so what on earth? But he could find no answer.

"I'll be coming in tomorrow so...you guys can go now" the girl said with a melancholy look on her face, but Ace was having none of it.

"Sorry but I can't do that" Ace stubbornly stood and crossed his arms

"We came here to help you and that's what we're gonna do" determination was present on Deuce's face, determination to help a friend

"I SAID GO !!" The trio flinched "Please just..just go okay, you'll see me tomorrow anyway. I'll be okay then." Yuu faked a smiled laced with sadness

As they hesitantly backed off, Ace left with a "when you're ready to talk about it, we'll listen 'kay"

Yuu smiled gratefully "thanks you guys, I appreciate it. Really"

True to her word, yuu showed up at school the next day but....she wasn't quite herself. She was always seen either deep in thought, spacing out or frowning. While her friends were worried, all their tries to get her to open up were futile. However, her friends were not the only ones who noticed. That includes the...fearsome leech twins.

"Ne ne Jade, have you noticed how strange Koebi-chan has been acting lately."

"Indeed I have, it appears something has been on her mind lately"

"Right right, and she became like that after skipping school those other few days. I wonder what happened~" Jade and Floyd looked at each other then smirked

"This just won't do, as her senpai we must immediately hurry to her aid " Jade said faking a sad understanding look

"Everytime we get involved with Koebi-chan something interesting always happens~! " Floyd continued excitedly

Note: So this is really just a little try at writing for Twisted Wonderland and I might continue. Regardless, I hope you've enjoyed it.😁

#Twisted Wonderland #Floyd Leech #Jade Leech #Ace Trappola #Deuce Spade #Grim #Female Yuu #Crowley #Short Story

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supimjustwriting · 4 years

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Lost Out in a Lounge?

Floyd x Reader

Summary: It was just a regular day at the Octavinelle’s dorm. Than PLOP! Suddenly, there’s a little moray eel swimming about in the mostro lounge aquarium! Strangely enough they have Y/N’s hair and Floyd’s eyes. Wait, did they just call him papa and Jade uncle?

Oh boy ~

Child Name Snowflake after the Snowflake eel! Watch that baby hunting here! More information about the baby here (5min in)

Author’s Note: Thank you so much for giving me a heads up about the child’s name xD Any who! I hope you enjoy Green tea! Green Chel? Chel tea... Hmm... So many possibilities! Also me. I’ll make the name simple and just choose a type of eel to name her after. Oh no... I have fallen in love with many types of eels. THEY SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO BE CUTE AND TOXIC TO HUMANS IT ISN’T FAIR

“Under the sea! Under the sea! Darling it’s better where it is wetter! Da da da dum!” the young eel held up a crab, flailing, dancing along with the crustacean. Her voice resounding through the restaurant.

It was a pleasant tune. One that was familiar to everybody that heard it but where was it coming from? As the guest’s eyes landed upon the small mermaid, all they could do was wave back awkwardly at the enthusiastic little thing.

“Have you seen papa Floyd around? I saw uncle Jade but when I asked him to play with me he just said he was busy and left,” the girl puffed out her cheeks, thrusting her tiny arms in the air. “All while laughing! Could you believe it?”

They sure could, but calling Floyd ‘papa’ and Jade ‘uncle’, was this child confused? Where are her parents? Surely it was a different Jade and Floyd. The patron’s thoughts stopped upon hearing a cool voice, that was all too familiar.

“Where is she?” asked Azul smoothly, his eyes darting around his business only to snap up at his name being called. “Grandpa Azul! Can you take me to papa?” the child asked. Swimming to the aquarium’s edge, a bright smile on her lips.

The octopus took a deep breath, foot tapping impatiently as he mentally cursed Jade for keeping him unaware of this unique problem. “Of course sweetheart. Just please take this. It’ll make things easier for you to travel around,” the silver haired male, offered the child a human transformation potion. Only to be splashed by the little gremlin.

“That stuff is icky! I don’t care if I can’t walk around, can’t you just carry me?” reasoned the child with a huff.

Azul sighed dramatically. “That’s a shame. Floyd told me-” Before he could finish. The little moray scooped the potion up, drinking it in one gulp. “To papa!” She cheered as Azul wrapped his coat around the drenched child.

“Floyd, Jade. Who is this?” Azul gestured to the stumbling child. Now adorned in one of Octavinelle’s uniforms, each piece of clothing practically eating the child.

“I’m a stingray! See the fins?” answered the child for the pair, flapping her arms excitedly.

“There you have it Azul. It looks like a little stingray has wandered into the lounge. Isn’t that right Snowflake?” Jade gave Snowflake a closed eyed smile, earning a fit of giggles from the young one. “Aye, Uncle Jade! Thank you for letting me play in the water longer. You were right. Grandpa Azul really did want to kick me out!”

“Snowflake? Is that her name?” Azul watched the twins closely. Floyd gave his boss a simple shrug while Jade’s smile never left her lips.

“It was the first thing I asked when I found her,” confirmed Jade.

The poor business owner just wanted to scream. He knew the two liked unpredictable things but wasn’t this taking things too far? Night Raven College is no place for a child to swim, run about!

“Have any of you seen mama? Grandpa Azul her name is Y/N,”

Time to hunt down the Ramshakle Dorm Prefect.

“So, you’re Snowflake?” Y/N stared at the child dumbfounded. She had a hair colour similar to her own yet has Floyd’s eyes. No, no, no. This can’t be happening. She hasn’t even confessed yet! “An-And you think I’m your mama and Floyd is your papa?” Snowflake nodded again, this time poking your left cheek.

“Yep! But are you okay mama? Your face is all red.”

Floyd looked down at you, laughing in delight. “She’s right Shrimpy! You’re almost as red as a lobster,” he teased, poking your right cheek.

“She does certainly resemble her father in terms of personality,” Azul muttered, groaning once he heard Jade chuckle once more.

Jade walked up to the ‘family’ with his signature smile, “Snowflake, may I talk to your parents for a bit?” “Okie dokie! I still wanna know why all of you look like those old pictures we have laying around the house,” everyone’s ears pricked at that information. “I’m sure we’ll tell you later.”

Leading the pair out of earshot Jade whispered, “I suggest that my brother and you play house with her until we can sort everything out. We wouldn’t want the little one throwing a tantrum now, do we?”

Seeing this as an excuse to skip work and have a bit of extra fun. Floyd jumped on the idea, wrapping his arm around your shoulder before planting a kiss on your cheek.

“I guess you’ll be my Shrimpy for the time being. Let’s go ~!”

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