Scamp, destroyer of furniture.
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Cassandra: Dating tip! Hold the door for your date, rip the door of its hinges, use the door as a weapons to fight others. Establish dominance!
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I swear to god I've just seen a seagull fly into a half open window in the building across the road from mine and reappear a minute later with a slice of bread in its beak
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If I die, it's probably @dethqveen 's fault.
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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your tits”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from gandalf.
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The fact that Tolkien realized he’d created inconsistency for LotR with the first published version of The Hobbit and then retconned it with the in universe explanation of “Bilbo is a liar,” is never going to stop being both equal parts brilliant and funny.
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Sparring Prompt -Accepting!! @loyalborn
A gasp leaves scarred lips, eyes quickly snapping up towards Haarlep that had pinned them down by their hips and straddled them right then and there. Eivor couldn't help but feel slightly flustered with the way they loomed above them in such a teasing form after a sparring match. Still, they clear their throat and look up at Haarlep with a small smirk on their lips.
❝Are you proud of yourself, then?❞
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AND ZAC OYAMA JOINS THE RANKS OF PLAYERS THAT READ THE FUCKING BOOK, BRENNAN
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Twelve year old Robin, currently kidnapped: Is it true you used to date my dad?
Two Face: w h a t
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😘sexy💯 independent😈✨free-thinker😝🎱 roger, roger!🙊real🏅yes, we are hooman😇💫all your base are belong to us👍🙌🏼💋
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