#this would TOTALLY happen

[spacesgalaxy]

Kaz: Where's Y/n, Nina, and Wylan? Jesper: They're playing hide and seek. Kaz: Where? Jesper: I don't think you get how this game works.

[blazingstar400]

Carmine: I just got a new Rotom Phone!

Kieran: Aren’t you worried someone might be able to unlock your phone if they look like you though?

Carmine: Kiki, don’t even worry about it.

Carmine: There’s no possible way someone can look as flawless as I do.

[bitter-sweetener]

Thinking about Ed coming to Stede to show him the kitten patterned bandage on his finger. And Stede puts the gentlest kiss on it. And Ed is just staring at him and then goes, "Well, now ya gotta kiss the rest of 'em".

[kanerallels]

Kanera, Blind date au?

My stars this prompt is great I could have gone any number of directions but this one was too great to not write:

“You set me up on a WHAT?” Hera gaped at her friend in horror.

“A blind date,” Omega said, looking way too cheerful about the prospect. “Listen— we think you’ve been spending too much time working. The Empire’s not going to be overthrown overnight, and you need to spend some time on yourself. Like going on a date!”

There was a lot to unpack in that sentence. Hera decided to focus on it one part at a time. “We?”

“My brothers and I.”

Hera’s eyebrows shot up. “THEY’RE INVOLVED IN THIS?”

Omega nodded. “Hunter said he knows the perfect young man. Smart, kind, hates the Empire— you’ll love him!”

Letting out a long sigh, Hera said, “Omega, you know I don’t have time for that kind of thing. It’s just not a priority, not while the Empire’s still around.”

“I know,” Omega said, putting a hand on her arm. “But life doesn’t stop just because the Empire needs to be fought. Just think about it— I’m going to go check it with Echo.”

Hopping up from her seat, she headed across the restaurant to where her brother was sitting. Hera let out a long sigh, staring out across the open sea below them. She should have known visiting Pabu again was a bad idea.

“You okay?”

Glancing up, Hera saw a dark haired man standing nearby her table. She almost told him that it was none of his business— but there was something like genuine curiosity in his eyes. “Meddling friends,” she said.

The man snorted. “Oh, I know the type. Why my love life is any of their business is beyond me.”

“Exactly!” Hera said, throwing her hands up in the air. “Maybe I happen to have more important things going on than romance. And Force only knows with Omega’s friends, I’ll probably get stuck with someone insane.”

The corner of the man’s mouth tipped up in a grin. “Probably.”

“I’m back, and I brought snacks— oh, hi, Kanan!”

Hera turned at Omega’s cheerful voice. “I didn’t know you were already here,” the young woman continued, setting down the plates she’d been carrying. “And I see you met Hera.”

Slowly, Hera turned to face the man she’d been talking to. “You know the type, huh?” she said, raising a very pointed eyebrow.

He had the good sense to look a little sheepish. “In my defense, I wasn’t totally sure that it was you she was setting me up with. And I’m… less opposed to it now.”

Hera couldn’t say that she wasn’t less opposed as well. But she definitely wasn’t going to admit it. Folding her arms, she said, “Well, consider this your opportunity to convince me.”

Kanan grinned. “I like a challenge.”

Neither of them saw Omega smirking as she took a drink from her beverage.

[vintaeim]

oikawa: look, let’s just agree to say “i’m sorry” on the count of three. one... two... three...

kageyama: 

oikawa: 

oikawa: see, now i’m disappointed in the both of us.

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

Porsche: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kinn: Wasn’t Pete with you?

Pete: In his defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[lunarninja613]

Jinx: Do you or do you not feel Bonita?

Crosshair, with bright colourful graffiti all over his armour: ...I feel Bonita.

Jinx: Wonderful, because you look Bonita!

[disastertriowriting]

Echo: Hunter, why are you crying? Hunter: This book is so sad!! Echo, picking it up: But this is my diary- 

[girl-named-matty]

Ominis: You often use humor to deflect trauma. Sebastian: Thank you. Ominis: I didn't say that was a good thing. Sebastian: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

[spookiboogi]

Ghost: Sergeant, you’d better put your pants back on

Soap: Make me

- the good, the bad and the ugly theme starts playing -

[infpfindspeace]

Jade: Truth or dare?

Kit: Truth.

Jade: How many hours have you slept this week?

Kit: Dare.

Jade: Kit, you have to sleep.

Kit: Uggghh, I hate this game.

[localbionerd]

what are you waiting for frisk?? go get his leg smh.. he was so polite abt it too... unlike dio......

[more-profound-bond]

Erik: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Charles: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Erik: No! Four to five seconds!

Charles: Too late!!!

[muskratcactus]

Gina: babe I think I left my shirt at your house yesterday (smirking)

Rosa: what do you mean it should- oh no holy fuck

Jake: ROSA WHY DOES YOUR SHIRT SAY “mommy energy”?!??!?!

[whenimgoodandready]

Wild:(sick after eating expired hair cream) “I feel like ass! Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?”

Wendell:“No, I said, "Wild, don't lick the swing set." and then you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Pencil Neck!" and then you licked the swing set”