#what a crack idea

[teecupangel]

So I had queued this post yesterday about a sign that says “ALL GODS MUST BE KEPT ON A LEASH” and @fanworldbuildingfun reblogged it with the following tags:

#every isu in ac #especially juno #for safety reason #and basim/loki #for nsfw reasons #< previous tags #Teecup I'm going to need you to elaborate on the latter #What nsfw reasons #Are we talking the vengeful nsfw or the oneshot style nsfw #Why did this post send me into Loki/Desmond thoughts #And Desmond is the one suffering here #....Whom do you think held the leash between Juno and Aita

It probably sent you into Loki/Desmond thoughts because it is sorta about my top!Desmond x bottom!Basim fic A Break where the main idea is “Desmond might not be able to fix him and his Isu-ness but he can definitely mindbreak him into being an obedient dog” so I guess… NSFW oneshot? No ‘s’ because I make no promises if I’ll make a sequel to A Break once I played Mirage XD

As for who has the leash between Aita and Juno? Those two held each other’s leashes but neither of them ever used it. They’re like two dogs that have leashes but no owner to rein them in.

Although…

Juno definitely pegged Aita more than once.

Actually…

(gets a megaphone)

All male Isus got pegged!

Odin? Got pegged by both Minerva and his wife!

Loki? Dude gave birth to Sleipner! He probably cheated on Sigyn because she wouldn’t peg him!

Tinia? Would have been pegged during his orgy party if Odin and Loki hadn’t crashed the vibes!

Hermes? Wants Persephone to peg him sooooo badly!

[iamespecter]

Never let me listen to good FNAF music (A Pizza the Action and Total Insecurity) while thinking about The Amazing Digital Circus because shit like this happens

And it doesn't end there

Pomni (Vanny suit ver.) and Glamrock Ragatha (Chica)

Glamrock Jax (Montgomery) and Zooble (Roxanne)

Kinger (Blob) and Gangle (Sun/Moon)

I don't think I'm going to do anything with this idea honestly, It's purely crack, and a one-off thing for funsies. Anyways my hands hurt so I'm going to be taking a day off lmao

[fanaticalthings]

Broke: "Dick Grayson was upset at a new kid taking over his mantle because he doesn't think Jason will be good enough as Robin"

Woke: "Dick is upset at Jason, not because he's suddenly taking over the mantle he created, but because Jason isn't nearly feral enough of a child to drive Bruce insane in Dick's place"

Dick: You wanna be my successor? Go swing from that chandelier right now.

Jason:

Dick: As a matter of fact, I need to see you crawling all over the walls. Make a ruckus, break some furniture

Jason: But Bruce-

Dick: SCREW Bruce. Your job as my new brother is to make his life HELL. Why are you so polite? Why are you so calm? Where's your DRIVE, your PASSION, huh? You may be worthy of the title of Robin, but are you WORTHY of being my disaster brother?

Jason, a little scared: I dont-

Dick, scoffing: The youth these days just don't rebel like they used to.

[forecast0ctopus]

i just think they shouldve gotten ONE hug where they werent enchanted or like. dying

[queenie-ofthe-void]

Robin: Hey Eddie, isn't Steve the best?! He's funny in a dingus sorta way, and fills out that sweater nice. Right? Riiiiight??? *nudge nudge* Dustin: Hey Eddie, aren't Robin and Steve such a cute couple?? You should hang out with them more, especially Steve, he talks about you all the time. And honestly he could use a little positive male influence in his life. You'd really like them just give them a chance! Steve: Hey Eddie, would you uh *blushing frantically* want to see a movie sometime? Together? Unless that's weird I mean I could totally invite Robin if that's... cool? If you'd want her there too? The three of us... or just us?? *dying internally* Eddie: ... Eddie: Am I being set up for a three way??

[lokh]

so ive been thinking so hard about that transfem butch zoro au.

i feel like at the Very beginning (after kuinas death) she does try to present real feminine like but it doesnt feel like Her and eventually she stops doing it (and in any case its not like kuina was super feminine so why would she try to be like that??)

on the other hand she HAS to make sure everyone knows shes a woman when she beats their ass and becomes the worlds greatest swordsman. so sports bras (or equivalent whatever) and open shirts are a staple

i think she would do hrt (or equivalent Whatever) because again she wants to prove that kuina could have done it. unfortunately i do also think this means she trains about 1 million times as hard

trans sanji............. coming to the realisation that maybe she Wants to be taken care of by a hot butch........................ as a pretty femme

[stuckinapril]

I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #97

The Justice League fought hard against the anti ecto acts but unfortunately it wasn’t enough and the laws were passed anyways but not before a clause was added to them that states the JL had the right to pull a ghost out of a facility of they had potential to work for them. When they see the potential hero Phantom is caught by the GIW they of course do their best to acquire him. Unfortunately the government sees Phantom as JL property now instead of his own person. Phantom seemed content being trapped on the watchtower and explained it was better than whatever the GIW was planning. Superman thinks something weird is going on with the ghost as when he supposedly went to bed in the room he was assigned he’d temporarily gain a heartbeat again. Constantine is just glad the young prince hasn’t decided to kill anyone in the US congress yet for passing such a ridiculous law. Batman’s adoption senses are tickling.

[proneterror204]

Freakshows broken out of Arkam Asylum and he's got a brand new staff, an necromancer staff. No more ghosts! The ghostboy has to much experience fighting them. He has something more tangible. ZOMBIES!

On a train straight out of Gotham with 200 zombie dressed as clowns and splashed with joker gas to make them smile and laugh like all clowns should. On a one way track to Amity Park. But his main attraction won't cooperate. Solomon Grundy sits chained in a cage like a circus animal. The staff doesn't work on him and he just want to be left alone. No matter, it'll be enough to piss off that goth girl.

[ccarrot]

Anyways i also think that Chuuya SHOULD NOT be the Port Mafia boss to be totally honest witchu. If his entire experience with the Sheep, and the way he cracked under pressure as the interim leader during cannibalism, and like, THE BEAST EPILOGUE, had anything to say it's that Chuuya's not fit to be the leader of an organization such as that.

Bc Chuuya's good at adapting, he's good at spur of the moment decisions. He's good with battle tactics. We see his actual leadership abilities shine when he's commanding the mafia troops to protect the city during the guild arc. In cannibalism, his plan to rush the ADA with a full frontal attack was a SOLID idea. But he loses his advantage as soon as he hesitates and opens the table for negotiation instead.

BECAUSE Chuuya's not good at playing the long game like Mori or Dazai. He's reactionary and it's his nature to get overwhelmed by his emotions. He takes on too much responsibility but loses focus due to personal reasons. That what happens in 15 where he blows off the Sheep to go on a life changing field trip with Dazai. That's why he was taken out of the picture so easily to go on a life changing field trip with Ranpo in Cannibalism. (Damn maybe this is why he's on a life changing field trip with Fyodor as a vampire currently).

Essentially even though Asagiri has been really tying Chuuya's character with the themes of leadership, we've mostly been shown why he wouldn't be a good fit. Either this plot point will trend towards Chuuya actually learning how to be a good leader OR he won't end up as one. IN ANY CASE what we know abt Chuuya makes me really think that being the Port Mafia's boss is a terrible idea. He's not fit for the role and frankly, I think he'd hate it.

[carrythatwayt]

Edmundo. What. Are. You. Doing.

[sweeneydino]

Punknoir.

[zu-is-here]

More dark kcrm (just two of them heh) for the birthday fruit @orange-dreamzer <3

[kitonmitons]

he’s teaching them how to sneak

[chaoticace2005]

Reasons Angel’s eyes may be different colors:

1. Black eye Arackniss gave him before dying

2. Got eye injury before dying another way (crime related?)

3. To show his deal with Val (if going with black eye theory)

4. Born with different colored eyes/ congenital eye disorder (potential vision problems?)

5. To show he’s the “black sheep” of the family

6. To show the “different sides” of him

7. Because he’s THAT bitch and refuses to have the “standard” eye color (and good for him)

8. He uses colored contacts for the “Angel Dust” brand

9a. He makeups so hard that the eyeliner goes INTO his eye

9b. The eyeliner may have been sharpie ( @wazzi2ya )

10. Tried to dye his hair black and failed miserably

11. Did his lethal dose of PCP by snorting it through his eye (which gave him both the best high ever and also killed him)

12. Because he’s bilingual. One color per language.

13. He spawned in hell with one (or five) eyes, then he stole one from a cannibal and sewed it on so he’d have a full set. Unfortunately it’s like when sewing you can’t find matching buttons so you have to submit to using different colored buttons.

14. To get fat nuggets he had to relinquish an eye, someone later gave him a replacement.

15. His black eye is actually full of demonic power and is what has control over Alastor’s soul. So it’s black like Alastor’s shadows.

16. He wanted to match Husk but lost commitment half way through

17. The black is actually his eye’s pupil. It’s just a REALLY big pupil for… reasons

18. It’s a magical tattoo

19. He fell into a river of dark chocolate at a certain chocolate factory. It left a permanent mark.

20. He went through an emo phase that he never recovered from.

21. He died of alcohol poisoning after trying the Pinterest homestuck sharpie bath method and only his eye stayed black ( @helluvahazbinheathen )

22. That eye is his venom sac

23. To represent the fact he’s had two different VAs

[the-wandering-mage]

I've seen a lot of Batfam meets the Justice League fics where Batman has hidden his family. I'd really like a Batfam meets the Justice League fic where he doesn't try to hide his family no. The Batman who loves scaring people, popping out of shadows, disappearing into them, and overall just fucking with people, the head of the chaotic Batfam, he knowing that the other heros don't know a lot of what goes on in Gotham so he just pretends like they know. He tells them it's Oracle's system that runs watchtower and he make a bunch of vague references to the other bats knowing they are going to take it a different way. He doesn't try to hide his relationship with the other bats when his kids and their teams run into the Justice League. He just sits back and watches the chaos as the leaguers try to make their perception of The Batman fit with what they are seeing.

And his kids and their teams? Well they should have believed them when they said Batman was they're dad. It's not their fault they thought they were joking. Even Alfred is in on it making calls to watchtower and Titan's tower about being home in time for dinner and forgetting their lunches at home. Alfred is happy how this is bringing them together and that Bruce is making friends.

Meanwhile the Hero community is scared shitless about Batman's retired dad that doesn't have a no kill rule. They've never met him in person but the overall respect of the Batfam has towards Agent A as well as the fact he raised Batman makes them never want to meet him or for him to feel a need to come out of retirement.

***

"oh Batman isn't the head of the Batfamily"

"what?"

"Agent A is"

***

"who's scarier than Batman?", one of the leaguers asks rhetorically

Batfam member who pops up behind them from the shadows, "Agent A, he doesn't have a no kill rule"

"who's Agent A?"

"The man who raised Batman"

The leaguer who once referred to him as that old guy that answers the batcave phone: 😨