#wwdits John

[stephpotterart]

If you want your own Relentless cushion, like in my last post, I’ve added the design to my RedBubble shop! It’s also available as stickers, clothing, scarves, tapestries, etc. also available are the unicorn design, in three different colours (blue and red like the chair, black) as well as transparent.

[clearlyaginger]

Demisexual? No, you misheard. I said Dummysexual. I'm attracted to that moron over there. Look at them. They just tripped over nothing and set the house on fire. I'm in love.

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey Guillén in Jonathan Marc Stein, 📸 by Maarten De Boer at the 2025 Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscars viewing party.

[deliciousnecks]

WWDITS;; 5.01

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: I admire Yelena's decisiveness and how loud she is. But I am the more experienced leader. Eventually, I will make her my number two.

Bucky: So you're saying you... you need to make a number two?

Walker: Indeed. Not right now, but soon. It's not something you should force.

Ava: But you're saying it's important to have a really good number two.

Walker: Yes.

Ava and Bucky: [laughing]

Walker: There's nothing funny about a firm number two.

[ghcstao3]

vampire soap who transforms into a bat often for the sole purpose of hitching rides on ghost. he’ll just cling to ghost’s shoulder or hang off his gear or bury himself in a pocket because why should he have to use his legs all the time when this is a significantly better option?

it irritates ghost to no end, at first, but it eventually turns into an option ghost will just offer up like it’s nothing because he gradually starts to like having soap around him like that all the time. plus—his bat form is kinda cute.

(and having a bat on his person often also, of course, adds to his whole mysterious aura. so it’s a win-win, really.)

[xxsircharlesxx]

Considering these two little gay men have taken residence in my mind 24/7, I think it only fair they start paying rent

[donniesdorm]

Updated montage of whatever kind of character this is ahah ^ will make another with all their partners soon,,

[n-znm]

Matt Berry narrating Thomas & Friends bit on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Dec 10, 2023) [S10 E20]

I am not British, but I have grew up with Thomas & Friends. This is such a throwback lol. Matt Berry's voice is gold xd

*I left the credits so we can see how this bit was made by the artists*

[shitty-malevolent-aus]

What We Do in the Shadows AU

who is who is up to you

-Prattlevolenter

Love wwdis nothing around it is shitty

[bone-trash]

Heyyyy (an UPDATED pinned post)

I’m Bones/Boney (He/They - 33)

This account is my main so you’re likely to get wide variety of posts but I’m most obsessed with COD and Ghoap at the moment so don’t be surprised if it feels very fandomy [I will post NSFW at random so if that’s not your deal or you’re a minor maybe steer clear idk I’m not your dad]

My other loves are Interview with the Vampire (generally but the show is soooo good) What We Do in the Shadows (it let me down hard but I don’t let go easy) The Witcher, GOT/HOTD and Skyrim. I will also post gay and trans related stuff (because I am)

see y’all around!

✌️💀

Writing stuff below the cut

There’s plenty to see on my AO3 and I also like writing headcanons

Relevant ask prompts are included

After Midnight-verse/Ghoap Grocery Store AU (now completed on ao3 with a sequel on the way)

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Retirement!AU/Husbandcore

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T4T Ghoap

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Fantasy COD AU (now a series on ao3)

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Teen!Ghoap

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General COD Headcanons and Asks

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[theshadowsooc]

[m-y--p-a-s-s-i-o-n-s]

Under the Mistletoe Fanfic Series Collection

This is a collection of fanfics spanning across many ships and fandoms, and all about characters kissing under mistletoe. This series has been ongoing over almost a decade. The third part will finish releasing December 2024. Ratings range from G to E.

Under the Mistletoe Part 1

Destiel (SPN)

Sabriel (SPN)

Spirk (Star Trek AOS)

Snarry (HP)

Crobby (SPN)

Sterek (Teen Wolf)

Hilson (House MD)

Merthur (Merlin)

Stanner (MCU)

00Q (James Bond)

Johnlock (BBC Sherlock)

Under the Mistletoe Part 2

Geraskier (The Witcher)

Sam/Bucky (MCU)

Piercifer (Lucifer)

Gallavich (Shameless)

Spideypool (MCU)

Klaus/Dave (TUA)

Aziracrow (Good Omens)

Chekov/Sulu (Star Trek AOS)

Hellboy/Liz (Hellboy)

Hannigram (Hannibal)

Joe/Nicky (TOG)

Uhotty (Star Trek TOS)

Veddie (Venom)

Balcifer (SPN)

Ten/Rose (DW)

Loki/Mobius/Sylvie (MCU)

McCoy/Carol (Star Trek AOS)

Lafayette/Jesus (True Blood)

Midam (SPN)

Clint/Natasha (MCU)

Spirk (Star Trek TOS)

Mystrade (BBC Sherlock)

Nick/Stephen (Primeval)

Spirk Prime (Star Trek AOS)

Wolfstar (HP)

Under the Mistletoe Part 3

Charon/Thomas (The Continental)

Vir/Runyan (Carnival Row)

Gentlebeard (OFMD)

Troll Aziracrow (Good Omens)

Endverse Destiel (SPN)

Mirrorverse Spirk (Star Trek TOS)

Simon/Markus (DBH)

Hancon (DBH)

Reed900 (DBH)

Nandmo (WWDITS)

Chenford (The Rookie)

Hob/Dream (The Sandman)

Edwin/Cat King (DBD)

Phillip/Blanc (Knives Out)

Cecil/Carlos (WTNV)

Tedependent (Ted Lasso)

Buck/Tommy (911)

Loki/Mobius (MCU)

Steven/Marc (MCU)

David/Michael (Staged + RPF)

Check out my other works for these fandoms

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey looked sharp at the Elton John AIDS Foundation's 2025 Oscars viewing party!

He brought back the iconic back cutout he featured in his look at Christian Siriano's NYFW Fall/Winter 2025 show, this time in a custom suit by Jonathan Marc Stein!

[spring-rol1]

Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

🍉

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, round one of the major bracket

Propaganda:

For Nandor and Guillermo:

I feel like accessory to murder and cause of the murder counts, right? 

Classic vampire/human who wants to be a vampire except there's an understanding in the show of how messed up that is, down to Guillermo helping chop up the bodies of Nandor's victims to hide them for him. Then there's the added wrinkle of Guillermo finding out he's a vampire hunter by blood and actually very good at killing vampires. There is more than one incredibly erotically charged scene with Guillermo holding a stake to Nandor's chest. Their dynamic is fantastically complex, from Guillermo starting as Nandor's somewhat disgruntled servant to him besting the vampire in combat and becoming his bodyguard, to Guillermo getting tired of waiting and getting another vampire to turn him leading to a long jealousy arc culminating in Nandor nearly killing him... there's just so much going on with these two. Nandor flew to space just to impress Guillermo. They do a number of heinous things to humans and vampires alike, but through it all they are so in love and so rich with pining. One of these days they'll kiss, I'm sure of it. It's just a monumental slow burn with many vampiric atrocities along the way.

They aren't romantically canon yet, but dear lord. Both are canon queer, Guillermo is specifically gay while nandor is mentioned to be pansexual in interviews. Yeah they are everything and nothing. They fought and can kill eachother but they literally can't do it emotionally. Also forbidden love trope, vampire x vampire slayer /familiar/ body gaurd / best man. They make me unwell.

For John and Jack:

So, they both are literal murders. One of them is a little bit more insane than the other. Okay, the little bit part is not right, totally insane that is John, yes. But gonna love him though. He had been in rehab for alcohol, drugs, sex and murder. Don't kiss him, he might be wearing poisoning lipstick. They are canon mlm. They had been stuck in a two week time loop for five years, which was like leading a married life for them. They didn't actually marry, but they were partners, both in business and sexually. They worked together for an time agency. Then Jack's memories of two years were erased and he left. He went into  independent self deployment, doing scams using his knowledge of future events. After that he build an alien hunting institute in Cardiff, Wales. When John and Jack see eachother again after years, you don't know whether they will they kiss or fight. They do both. Did I tell you that along this story Jack became an inmortal who can't stay dead? No matter how or how often he dies or is killed, he keeps coming back to life. This is all very scraping on the surface, but oh boy, would it be at least a novella to describe them.

They worked together in the Time Agency where they did horrible things to the extent where Jack had two years of his memory stolen so that he couldn’t know what he’d done. They were also in a time loop together for five years where they canonically thought of each other as the wife (John was a good wife :3), and were basically married. Then they had a divorce arc and they both separately went rogue from the Agency to become conmen, although they still worked together/clashed on occasions, always still with that spark of passion. “Frenemies with benefits” Jack called them once, although John preferred “my lover, my rival, my nemesis and destiny. And bane of my bloody life.” Canon finds us where Jack has tried to reform and be a better person, but John is still chasing cons, and all he wants to do is bring Jack back to the stars with him, back to the crime and the glitter of the galaxies (it doesn’t work and he shoves Jack off a building but Jack got himself immortal so he’s fine <3) anyway I am very normal about them xoxo

In John's introduction to the series he shows up on a roof where some guy is mugging someone, grabs him by the throat and dangles him over the edge of the building while this guy begs for his life before dropping him just because he felt like it. When John and Jack interact for the first time in the show there's a super cool guitar riff, very evil western vibes, they walk up to each other, look deeply into each other's eyes, make out, then start throwing punches to Blur's Song 2. In one of the audio dramas we're told about various times where these two conned people, stole a bunch of money and gold and gems and stuff, then had sex with whoever it is they conned before (sometimes) killing them. When Jack devided he was done and left John to die John escaped and married the queen of England (Victoria) then locked Jack up somewhere to take his life force and live forever, destroying the timeline in the process. John has tried to kill all of Jack's friends at least twice to have him all to himself. He found Jack's long lost brother and when the brother turned out to be a terrible person with a vendetta against Jack John did everything he could to save Jack. Their relationship is canon but very one-sided most of the time

just this video