#young justice shitpost

[gotham-exclusive]

Tim: I just kneed myself in the face

Cassie: I feel like I should be more concerned but the flexibility required for that is incredible

Cassie: You’ve clearly spent more time with Nightwing recently

[wolfish-chan]

Batfam + co headcanons

- Jason dyes his hair black, but can’t seem to dye back the white streak

- His eyes use to be more brown, but after his dip in the Lazarus pit, they are a dark green

- The Al Ghul’s are similar in that aspect - Ra’s and Talia both have naturally brown eyes and Damian’s blue, but they’re now a vibrant green, reflecting the amount of time they’ve spent in the pit

- Ra’s eyes are the most unsettling, they’re the exact color of the pit water

- Damian has an accent

- Dick does too, but it’s much harder to pinpoint because of how much he’s traveled

- Damian calls Bruce ‘Baba’, but only after he disappeared. Before that it was just ‘Father’

- Tim is supposed to wear glasses, but he tends to forget them and his contacts so his mask is built to compensate. However, he is forever squinting during board meetings at Wayne Enterprises

- Jason and Bruce have the same thinking face but nobody would willingly call it out

- Alfred could definitely kill any of the rogue gallery, but he doesn’t out of respect of Bruce’s values

- Initially, Bruce would get annoyed when Tim would bring YJ into the batcave/manor, but he’s slowly begun to expect it

- He did get tired of finding Bart in his good chair though, so now he has a special one beside it (everyone knows it’s for Bart, but Bruce would rather be caught dead than admit that)

- Duke gets along really well with Bart and Wally, and Bruce feels a headache forming every time they’re together

- Cass is Wally’s favorite out of Dick’s siblings. More often than not, he talks way too fast for her to catch more than a few words, but she’s such an attentive listener that he forgets

- Stephanie and Jason aren’t allowed to be in a room together without supervision because they kept getting into fistfights (she antagonizes him as a hobby)

- When Damian needs time to think, he goes down to the barn to sit with Batcow because nobody ever checks for him there. They always assume he’s off training

- Duke brings out Damian’s childish nature in the best ways, and they’re almost as close as Damian is with Dick

- They pester each other a lot, but then fall asleep watching movies together (true brothers fr)

- The entirety of the batfam refuses to watch superhero movies because they’re “inaccurate”

- Jason and Diana have a genuine bond, and it only grows stronger when he comes back, even if she does get disappointed with his actions. She’s like the mom he never had

- Clark always says he doesn’t have favorites out of the younger generation, but it’s secretly Tim. He appreciates all that he does for Kon (Dick is still his favorite Robin tho)

- Alfred doesn’t make certain recipes anymore because they were something he used to make with Jason, and it upsets him to make them without his assistant

- Tim cannot for the life of him match his clothes, like Adam Sandler type of style

[colbycheeseslice]

*Legos your Young Justice*

[need-a-name-101]

Cassie: call him Tim.

Bart: yeah Tim call him!

Tim: why is it always me that calls him? Why do I always call him? Huh it’s not like Kon lives in my ass.

Tim: (sees Cassie and Barts expression and turns)

Kon: ( whispers seductively as he pushes his sunglasses a little down his nose) you called babe?

Tim: (blushes hard) Damn it Kon.

Kon: Do you want me to- (gets tacked by Tim)

Cassie: should we stop them? ( Tim shoves Kon’s head in a wall) we have a mission.

Bart: nah let Batman and Superman deal with it. (Pulls out phone and starts recording)

[roppiepop]

Happy Birthday Timmy!!

[lithiumseven]

Tim Drake’s missing spleen, forever in our hearts

[jackoquako]

Clark, lamenting the fact that he couldn’t go near the priest without getting sick to lois and wondering if he’s actually been possessed this entire time: Lois I Gifgifddfduicgvhhoj *existential sobbing*

The priest who collects shiny green rocks and puts them in his pockets: ooh shiny green rock, score!

[undead-knick-knack]

It still counts as leaving no witnesses if no one's left alive

[undead-cypress]

Lessons in court etiquette

Quit your job, Herr Forehead, join my emo band

(How TF do I rearrange photos on tumblr now wtffff girl help)

[pluralcultureis]

Plural culture is feeling an emotion you're not used to feeling and just assuming you switched

I'm not annoyed?? I feel happy?? Obviously I must be someone else, right? Nope just me, feeling emotions

-Imp

[gray-s0ns]

kon: how old are you

tim: sixteen

kon: …how long have you been sixteen

tim: idk a few years now

kon: oh same

[gotham-exclusive]

Grindr douchebag: dick pic?

Wally: *takes a picture of Robin*

Grindr douchebag: ??

Wally, internally: Nailed it!

[sosoribro]

i'll take a blue beetle dc comics deluxe, on a kord, teen titans young justice style, gibbles with a ted and a booster gold, make it bluepulse, jenny it and let it jaime

[colbycheeseslice]

My sister requested that I draw Bart Allen with a baguette, so here it is.

[venator-signum]

screaming crying the blue beetle movie was so good

I loved jaime and I loved that his family KNEW and was INVOLVED - cause that's something that you don't see in superhero movies

you don't see the hero having a support system when they start because they shoulder everything and keep it a secret and im so so glad that they didn't do this

anyways go watch blue beetle im obsessed

[karpimalia]

i immediately thought about them