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Here you go tumblr i tried

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Here tumblr have some jaybin angst

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I FORGOT TO POST MY KON BEING MAD ABOUT A GALA HERE

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Hello people of tumblr i have drawn roy harper

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Anybody who likes dc and is not a minor feel feel free to dm or reply to me abt joining a discord server!!

I havent found any for general dc stuff so my friend and i set one up :)

Its literally just us two so if u have interest in being nerds w other nerds lmk :D

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Saw this model on pinterest and knew it had to be kon

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Pov: ur kon and ur fuckass bf keeps stealing ur shirts

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Quick sketch of tim having enough after his coffee spilt at WE

Found this as a refernce pic while looking for business men and just thought it fit😭😭

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Oops my finger slipped

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Late night Tim sketches

I have no idea what im doing so if anyone has digital art tips lmk :D

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Pov ur a gotham goon watching cams and this lil shit of the new robin shows up

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Started reading absolute flash and what is jensen ackles doing in here as barry

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The bats dont kill yeah yeah.

The bats dont kill because they dont know they kill. They as in the people and themselves.

Bruce has FULLY gaslit himself into thinking that jason would never kill a man.

Dick: jason has literally killed a man!!

Bruce: HE WOULD NEVER >:0

Jason covered in blood: I WOULD NEVER

Bruce: SEE??

Dick pinching the bridge of his nose: what the fuck

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Damian brings in a litter of stray kittens, attached to all of them, named and mushy over them.

Bruce dedicates a room in the manor for the kittens to stay until theyre big enough to roam the manor.

When the Batkids all realise Bruce is so tooth rottingly supportive of his family, they start a competition to test just how far this support goes.

Jason makes tshirts with crude sayings and even cruder drawings on them.

Bruce wears them without question.

Tim makes an app that just tells you what your nut of the day is.

Bruce uses it everyday.

The rest of the clan try it themselves and only stop when Dick hires out a theatre and preforms a one man play slash interpretive dance for all the family.

Bruce is the only one to not pull out their phone or look bored even when the performance goes into its forth hour.

After that they realise there is no ceiling. They could do anything and Bruce will be behind them 100 percent.

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Imagine damian is on the couch, pole impaling him, jason is even concerned. But the rules shant be broken. If he dies there, that sucks. It was on the couch though, nothing you can do.

The world wnds when alfred sits on the couch. The whole batfam is confused as to what to do.

The Batcave has a “Do Not Talk To Me” couch. It’s sacred. It’s unspoken. It’s real.

okay so. picture this:

the batcave has one couch. it's in the corner. it’s hideous. it’s like beige or green or something equally offensive to every one of their aesthetics. no one likes the couch.

and that is exactly why it became sacred.

because one night jason just. drops onto it. full gear. bleeding. absolutely done with life. says nothing. doesn’t even take off the helmet. sits there in silence for 3 hours and then leaves.

next week tim uses it. sits there post-mission. face in hands. someone tries to ask if he’s okay and jason throws a batarang at them.

and thus it began.

Rules of the Do Not Talk To Me Couch:

You sit there? No one speaks to you.

You cry? No you didn’t.

You eat cold noodles off your chest at 4 a.m.? That’s sacred time.

If someone tries to comfort you? They are excommunicated for 12 hours.

Dick (sitting on the couch):

Damian: Grayson, are you—

Jason (from across the cave): HE’S ON THE COUCH.

Jason: I don’t make the rules.

Steph: You LITERALLY made the rules.

Jason: And I am the defender of the rules. There’s a difference.

one time damian storms in. covered in blood. absolutely furious. 10/10 rage goblin energy. throws his sword. marches to the couch. sits. arms crossed. steaming.

tim takes one look at him and goes: “i’m making tea.”

jason: “that’s acceptable. tea is allowed. talking is not.”

bonus:

once bruce sits on it.

and the ENTIRE CAVE goes silent.

tim literally freezes mid-typing. cass stops mid-flip. jason just mutters “oh shit.”

they all leave. immediately.

the couch is not ready for bruce.

extra bonus:

alfred vacuums around the couch. never says a word. leaves snacks in a silent offering. once placed a weighted blanket gently on jason’s shoulder. that’s different. he’s allowed.

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Kaldur gets dragged in by dick, and forced to express his feelings

killed by your own parent club, and it's cass, steph, and damian. jason appears every now and then like a guest appearance on a podcast.

meetings are the first friday of every month and it's basically art club

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Bart kidnapped: mom pick me up im scared

Kon the only one who can hear him:

Kon after picking him up: why didnt you use comms to call for help??

Bart: i didnt want dad to get upset :(

Kon: what???

Bart: tim was gonna get me pizza and i didnt want him to take it back