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Watching yes, minister or the thick of it and realizing in horror and slight pain that all of the issues they riffed on still exist or have actively grown worse.

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Just getting into comics is reading a popular series, and really liking it, only to search it up online and discover everyone in the comic reader community has universally condemned it and also everyone is OOC and people think the art style sucks.

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Writing fic for yourself is so therapeutic. No one will ever know about this but me And that’s okay

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god inventing Brad Dourif: What if we made a guy and he was just Damp all the time?

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tobys the type of guy to say "that was so epic" after kissing you for the first time

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Creepypasta Characters During a Snow Day- Headcanons

featuring Jeff, Jane, Toby, Ben, EJ, and LJ

CWs: Platonic, fluff, sickness, a little more rushed then my other stuff but i read an old post I'd made and got this rush of nostalgia

Slenderverse Ver.

Jeff

Most likely to start a snowball fight

Runs around outside without inhibition, maybe just his regular hoodie on if anything

Jeff will catch a cold eventually, and blame everyone but himself for it

Throws snowballs at you like he’s at war, you’re gonna need multiple people on your team

Later settles down with some hot cocoa, but only when everyone else is already inside

Jane

She loves walking around in the fresh snow, bundled up and sharing light conversation

Wears a big black fur coat while she sits on the porch, enjoying the gorgeous winter weather

Jane will let you borrow one of her warm jackets if you want to venture out, reminding you to stay warm and dry

Loves indoor activities like drawing on cold glass

Ben 

He’s the opponent in the snowball fight with jeff

Being a ghost, he doesn’t get cold and won’t have any jackets for you to borrow

Despite this, he’d encourage you to borrow one and join him in the snow

Toby

He’s indoors

Watching other people play outside from the window while sipping on a hot cup of something

Takes snow days as his time to sleep in, you won’t see him till 3 pm minimum

Sees no reason to go out and catch a cold

EJ

He’s shoveling snow on the driveway

This is just another day for him, he doesn’t get cold or anything like that, so he’ll happily let you borrow his jacket to go out in the snow

Jack wanders around the woods too, just aimlessly looking through the snow

LJ

He’s out there with you, building increasingly messy snowmen

Pointing out how his and the carrot noses of the snowmen match

Again, not one to get cold quick

He’s gonna tease you if you catch a cold

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Batfam with a Desi! S/O

CWs: Fem! aligned reader discussions of discrimination, angst, spoilers, but overall fluff

AN: I'm desi and I rarely see desi! reader content out here, so I felt the need to deliver, would love feedback! Also, I'm very new to the Batfamily dynamic, so please don't think anything OOC is intentional.

Bruce

You’ve got to be a really smart person to catch his eye; when you’ve got him, he’s absolutely ensnared by you. Bruce worships the damn ground you walk on, and he respects your culture from the get-go.

As a businessman, he’s met people from all countries. He knows how to behave respectfully towards your family without much nagging. By that I mean, he’ll take his shoes off when he gets to your place.

You know those big gold bangles and accessories you’ve always wanted? You’ll get them. Bruce knows what an investment gold can be, and he’s insistent on only the best for you.

Desi culture is very family-oriented, and while at first, he’s a little put off by how close everyone is, he warms up to it. Your family adores him because they know he can take care of you, and he actually puts in effort to connect with your identity.

He encourages you to wear traditional clothes to every press event you attend, and whenever you’re at desi events together, he’ll wear a kurta too. Imagine going to a desi wedding with a billionaire in tow, and he starts throwing hundreds on the dance floor lol.

You worry about him regarding his double life, but he tries to keep the crime in Gotham away from you the best he can.

Dick

He’s so down bad about you his own teammates make fun of him for it.

Dick would see you doing something like oiling your hair and beg to try it out too, so now you oil his hair once weekly. He tells everyone it’s a secret, but they all know it got better as soon as he was with you.

He would love watching sappy old Bollywood/Tollywood movies with you; the plots and slang might be outdated, but he loves the ornateness of it all. Like he’s a sucker for good background and costume design.

Your family loves how much attention he pays to himself and his body, and he practically soaks in the adoration of any number of little cousins he can pick up and spin around at family functions.

Speaking of functions, you know he’s gonna be in the middle of the dance floor. Does he know even a single song or move? Absolutely he does not, but is he gonna try to replicate SRK from his heart? Yes, he is.

He might shed a little tear the first time he sees you in traditional clothes; you just look so pretty to him. He loves seeing you in lehengas and saris, especially the long, flowy fabric that makes you look like a princess to him.

Jason

I really don’t think your family would like him at first, but he’s committed to you, and he’s gonna be with you as long as you’ll have him. He’ll happily immerse himself in your culture and eventually gain their trust, albeit, hanging on a thread.

Similarly to Dick, he’ll ask for you to try oiling his hair, but he’d love oiling your hair too, helping you tend to it during slow days. 

While none of the other people here would be quiet in the face of you facing discrimination, Jason would be the most willing to cause equal or worse harm. God forbid someone acts rude or racist towards you; they will find their lives slowly falling apart around them. From flat tires to burnt-down houses, he will willingly cause misery for those who have upset you over something you couldn’t possibly control.

Loves to help you cook; seeing a dish come together makes him feel all domestic and giddy inside. Even if it’s something simple, like a cup of chai or basic daal, he loves the richness of the flavors and spice. His spice tolerance is also high, so you don’t need to make your shared meals blander.

Worrying about clothes is a little out of his general interest, but he loves how opulent your traditional clothes are, like the amount of attention to detail and elegance. He thinks you look pretty even after the event, shoes in hand and hair messy after dancing for hours. He’ll carry you to the car if you ask him.

On the topic of clothes, Jason would look so gorgeous in a silky black kurta; I just know it.

Tim

One of my favorite gora pakoras.

He’d love to visit your country of origin someday; warm weather, good food, meeting your extended family—it’s all great for him.

Loves desi sweets so much. His favorites are mostly kulfi and syrupy treats like gulab jamun, but he loves snacks like pakoras.

This is the boy you want to bring home; he’s smart, self-reliant, comes from money, and is willing to keep up with the various traditions we have. Tim will happily learn your language, even if just to greet people respectfully at events. Your desi mom will literally start telling you to act more like him.

He’ll get himself matching kurtas to your outfits if you want him to, even if he kind of just sits around at events. It's not that he doesn’t want to socialize; he’s just a little nervous.

Tim will watch all the Desi rom-coms you want with you, especially the musical ones; they’re his guilty pleasure.

Duke

He’s so sweet, genuinely such a good partner in general, but also so conscious of cultural and social differences. 

Duke Thomas would be the type of boyfriend who carries around extra safety pins whenever you’re in traditional clothes or bobby pins for your hair, just thoughtful in little but important ways.

Running around fighting crime really takes a lot out of a guy, so you know he’d love to eat some hearty food; I think his favorites would be biryani or anything similarly substantial. 

This is the boy who’d spend any spare hour he has listening to you ramble on about family drama that goes back three generations and spans 3 continents. He’ll even help you oil your hair while he’s at it; he’s pretty decent at massaging it into your scalp. 

His favorite clothes on you are the less gown-like desi clothes, like the Shalwar Kameez; Duke thinks you look absolutely adorable in a dupatta.

He adores you so much because of everything that makes you, you. That includes loving your culture.

Barbara

Barbara’s such an ideal girlfriend in any situation, but with a desi partner, she’d really adore exploring your culture with you.

Another one who’d love watching Bollywood/Tollywood movies with you, especially some of the newer ones by more obscure directors, focusing on women’s issues and other elements of modern Desi society.

She would help you do your makeup for formal events, and it will be locked down for the night. Imagine wearing matching lehengas with Barb; she’d look so stunning!

Warms up to your family pretty quickly; she loves sharing chai and biscuits in the morning with them, talking about all the happenings in the city.

Barbara loves desi jewelry; she’d adore it if you got her a piece. She loves seeing you in ornate matching sets, just decked out in glamour.

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Those Quotev creepypasta boyfriend quizzes were the backbone of this fandom.

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Meant to wipe my drafts clean, and I ended up wiping my INBOX clean. Stupidity truly has new levels

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Genuinely the best advice I can give yall for writing good fanfiction is reading fanfiction. Read from fandoms you aren’t even a part of and fandoms you’ve let go, it’s so much fun to piece things together.

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What if the dorm leaders had a clumsy, klutzy, forgetful, and lazy female s/o that somehow knows how to do impossible tasks (like cooking up a feast, repairing a car, play 10 different instruments, getting good grades, etc) without even trying?

Dorm Leaders with a Talented yet Lazy Girlfriend

CWs: a tinge of jealousy, fluff and a little insecurity. Fem! Reader, s/o is basically one of those overpowered anime protags lol.

Riddle

He adores you so much as his girlfriend, but Riddle can’t help but be a little jealous of you. The sheer lack of effort you put into anything and everything you do compared to the overall success you have goes against everything he was raised to believe.

Riddle might push you to be a little more studious but ends up finding it meaningless. You simply have a talent for beating people who’ve put in considerably more effort than you have.

Those miraculous acts of preparation you do, such as preparing full meals and such, come in especially handy when his dorm is in chaos before a tea party.

Seeing you whip up the tea, set the table, and paint all the roses in record time, it was like seeing a phoenix rise from the ashes. He was so bewildered he just stood there, mouth slightly agape.

The klutzy nature you display fits right in with his dorm, so he isn’t put off by it at all.

“S/O, remember you’ve got a history test today…I know you’ll do great…”

Leona

At the start of your relationship, there is a comfort the two of you have in your shared sense of calm. You’re both chill people with slow lives, living comfortably. The second he learns how effortlessly you succeed at life, though? He can’t help but be a little jealous.

Very verbally supportive, but silently fuming until he realizes just how ridiculous he’s being. Then he’s bragging about you to anyone who’s even a little curious. 

Leona’s event planning skills are…unfortunate to say the least. So whenever the two of you have guests over or are hosting some type of event, you take over. 

Clumsiness is also something he isn’t used to; lion beastmen are agile in nature, so he tends to help you in terms of holding things and overall balance. Leona insists you hand over any heavy or easily breakable object to him.

“Do you want me to carry that? Your hands are shaking again…”

Azul

You two definitely met because he deemed you an easy target for one of his contracts, only to be embarrassed and slightly enamored when you broke apart each aspect of it and tried to negotiate a better deal for yourself.

He respects how multifaceted you are, especially when it comes to your talents. Azul might even employ you to play light background music for the lounge. 

If your talents extend to sports, he’s going to beg for advice.

“So you don’t even practice or anything? And you made the team? What do you mean you’ve never played—

On the topic of grades, he gets a little freaked out. You’ve been here for like a month, and you’ve learned all of Twisted Wonderland’s history already? Are you some kind of malfunctioning robot?

Azul also doesn’t care about your lazy nature; nap around his office all you want.

Kalim

You two are quite similar in disposition and overall vibes, but when it comes to grades, you’re way better off than he is.

The amount of stress you both put Jamil in before you locked in and cleaned out that entire dorm was unbelievable. I mean, a full-course dinner that he didn’t have to make; he’s begging you to marry Kalim at this point.

He would be the type to leave you sticky notes reminding you of your tasks and goals, with little encouraging messages.

“Don’t forget you have a presentation today! How’d you do all 20 slides in ten minutes? Who cares? You’ll do great! :)”

Vil

This would be a tricky situation.

Vil believes in pushing yourself to reach your ideal goals; to sweat and tire is to prove your worth to him. So to see you basically lose at every step of the way and still win at life is unbelievable. I mean, you forget every quiz date you get and still score hundreds every single time.

Vil also appreciates your musical skills; he’ll encourage you to play complex melodies as he gets ready in the morning, waking him up for the day ahead.

His own schedule takes time from his studies, but he also scores high on everything. He thinks your grades come from a good sense of intuition.

“Schatz, how could you possibly have scored a hundred on this when you skipped all but 2 classes?”

Laziness is something he dislikes overall, but he can’t help but find you adorable when you drift off to sleep in his dorm room as opposed to getting some job done for Crowley. He likes making you feel safe.

Idia

He thinks you’re a natural good luck charm; I mean, everything you do seems to fall into place! 

Idia is also kind of lazy, so he won’t complain about your work ethic. Your clumsy nature, on the other hand, worries him because of all the one-of-a-kind tech in his room.

Once Idia finds out how good you are at, well, practically everything, he’ll get a little self-conscious. I mean, you don’t even have to try, and you just kinda win? Why stay with a shut-in like him?

You shut that down pretty quick, and he learns to just enjoy your talented self. He’s got a girlfriend; he’s already like, halfway more successful than most of his internet buddies.

Idia would adore it. If you played some type of electric instrument, like a synth or an electric guitar, he’d buy you the best one on the market just to hear some of his favorite intro songs played by you.

“S/O, how does a keytar sound? Of course, you already know how to play that.”

Malleus

Grades and all that don’t really matter to Malleus, as he’s also just naturally talented at everything, similarly to you. It's your clumsy, human nature that enchants him. Fae like him are naturally balanced, elegant, and refined; they don’t just fall over or knock things down like you have a habit of doing.

“You’ve just done what humans call ‘eating dirt,’ did you not, Beastie? Intriguing…”

The concept of laziness is also new to him; he would have fun dragging you along to your tasks and seeing the looks of shock on people’s faces as you come riding into class on the Prince of the Briar Valley’s shoulders.

Malleus is also probably trained in several instruments, and he’d love to play duets or help you acquire more rare, niche musical tools.

People who’ve been around as long as he has don’t often deem things impossible, but the shocking speed at which you managed to fix the decaying Ramshackle dorm, cook dinner each night for Grim and yourself, and deal with everyone’s problems, including your own, has him questioning if you’re human at all.

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★Misc. Masterlist★

Vincent Renzi

General Headcanons

Angus Flint

General Headcanons

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★Black Butler★

Sebastian Michealis

Grelle Sutcliff

Edgar Redmond

A visit from their betrothed 

Poly! Hcs

General

Herman Greenhill

A visit from their betrothed 

Poly! Hcs

General

Lawrence Bluewer

A visit from their betrothed 

Poly! Hcs

General

Gregory Violet

A visit from their betrothed 

Poly! Hcs

General

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★ONCE UPON A TIME★

Emma Swan

Regina Mills/ The Evil Queen

Mary Margaret Blanchard/ Snow White

David Nolan/ Prince Charming

Killian Jones

Peter Pan

Felix

General Relationship Headcanons

Mr. Gold/ Rumplestiltskin

Henry Mills (Platonic Only!)

Belle 

Jefferson

Ruby

Anna

Elsa

Merida

Robin Hood

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ok hear me out . . .

Tim: second chance trope or best friend's sister/brother trope

Brian: friends to lovers trope, colleagues to lovers trope or childhood lovers trope

Jay: friends to lovers trope or best friend's brother trope

Alex: childhood friends trope or enemies to lovers trope

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You have no idea how much I yearn for a Perfect4 (Kuro) poly! headcannon or imagine WHATEVER I need them

Pretty please 🥺❤️

fair warning for a discussions of trauma and spoilers for the manga ahead, gn! reader

A polyamorous relationship between you and the Prefects would go like...

(takes place in a post! Blue Cult reality)

These boys are bonded together after the horrific events they’ve all endured together; there’s a sense of union in the relationship they share. Besides that, after Weston and their individual exits from their families, it was enough to pull them together. All they have in this world is each other now, and you.

There are many ways you could have joined them; you could have been one of their betrothed, a particularly unlucky fan from their cult days, or just someone willing to understand and help them as they navigated the world now. Whatever led you to cross their path, all four boys adore you entirely.

After the various troubles that befall them, I’d assume they’d be left with little in terms of money or status and therefore have to pick up jobs to sustain themselves like average people do. Life would go around like clockwork with each of them picking up household jobs to keep everything running.

Edgar gardens, perhaps selling flowers at the market when he gets the chance, and writes in local poetry journals for surplus money. Lawrence maintains the finances of the household, as well as learning how to cook. Herman does the manual labor; he can easily chop firewood and build furniture. Gregory does odd jobs and draws for money, hoping to find a patron.

All of you can’t fit on one bed comfortably, so oftentimes you sleep in sets of two and three. In the colder months, you might find yourself cuddled up all together on the couch.

While polyamorous relationships, or queer relationships of any kind, were taboo and even criminal offenses in Victorian England, that didn’t mean they were nonexistent. There was most definitely an underground community of people similar to you, even if interactions with others regarding your relationship were kept to a minimum for your own safety.

Most of the time, all of you are out together, going to pubs and public parks and the such; you tend to hold on to one another by the pinky or by the sleeves of your shirts, to be close to one another but not close enough to stir suspicion.

The happiest times you’d all share together are dinners, laughing and sharing bites of food as you let the world around you drift away. 

Gregory was definitely the one who initiated the relationship between all of you; in a time when these young men would be greatly sheltered and unable to conceive bonds beyond the heteronormative, he would be the one pulling everything together.

Edgar would be the most affectionate one towards everyone else, especially you and Herman, as he deems you two easy to fluster and make blush. Lawrence reads to you and the boys about old Greek and Roman myths, where love was unfiltered and unique like yours is. 

Herman would probably hold the most reservations at first, but he finds himself comfortably surrounded by love and tenderness soon enough. That’s what makes up the majority of your bond with each other.

You hold the group to a certain amount of accountability as someone who was a bit of an outsider at first, reminding them to take care of themselves and each other. You’re less the glue that holds them together and more a working cog in the bond itself.

A lot of healing needs to be done in this situation, but the overwhelming support and care the boys have for one another and you keep you calm in the fact that nothing can ever hurt any of you so severely again.

AN: I think this is my first time writing a poly ship, hope I did it justice :)

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More p4 headcannons please maybe about their betrothed visiting Weston maybe? Possibly?

done! tried to be a little more accurate to the Victorian standards here...

A visit from their betrothed would go like...

Edgar

The absolute picture of a gentleman while escorting you around the grounds, his arm locked politely against yours as he shows you all his favorite spots at Weston. Edgar holds that persona well until he has the briefest moment alone with you, and he has a chance to fluster you.

You’ve found yourself betrothed to a real charmer; the second your chaperone looks away, he’s pressing resolute kisses against every small bit of bare skin he can get. His breath is warm as he whispers little bits of poetry into your ears: Keats, Byron, Shelley—all the literature a lady wouldn’t be caught dead reading.

The gardens are his favorite spot to show you; pity that the flowers hold nothing to your beauty.

Herman

Now, Herman is the complete opposite of Edgar. His approach to his betrothed is stiff and unromantic, but overwhelmingly respectful. He doesn’t touch you intentionally in any way, stiffly introducing you to his friends and showing you around the rooms. 

It's only when you get to the cricket pitch that another side of him is shown, a more passionate and social Herman, eager to impress you with his athletic skill. You watch one of the Green House’s practices that day and watch as he absolutely blows away his competition.

Herman is probably the most reserved out of the boys, but I’ll argue he’d make the best eventual husband because of his desire to be enough for you. To earn your adoration. 

Lawrence 

Lawrence is quite shy regarding every aspect of your relationship, but especially shy while letting you into parts of his world. If he could have it his way, the two of you would be spending all your visit in the library, quietly reading on separate sofas. You’ll have to push him a bit if you want to meet some of his friends or teachers.

He shows you around the school almost like a professional guide, pointing out the historical and architectural significance of Weston itself. 

He makes promises to you quietly, in a tender moment, that once he graduates, he’ll take care of you. Marriage is a rigid structure for him, with defined expectations, and Lawrence plans on meeting every single one of them.

Gregory

Possibly the most relaxed out of the prefects at the notion of your visit, Gregory doesn’t do much to prepare himself or even tell his dorm of your existence. This goes about as well as you think it would, and after quelling a small panic amongst the boys, he shows you around the dreary halls of Purple House.

He doesn’t care much to show you off or introduce you to the other students, much preferring to talk about the various paintings that hang throughout the school. He sketches you absentmindedly as the day goes on, filling several pages of his sketchbook with you in various perspectives. He appreciates the quiet, less frequented parts of the school in these moments, where he can speak freely to you.

Gregory does miss you when you leave, but he holds on to the mementos you left for him in the courting process. Buttons, locks of hair, and monogrammed handkerchiefs… ephemera that holds on to the lingering memories of the one he’ll spend his life with.