#"NO" dress

[shittyutmv]

-3 to stealth. all of them nightmare by jokublog cross by jakei95 horror by sour apple studios killer by rahafwabas dust by ask-dusttale

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

but no…

[everythingsallticketyboo]

Aziraphale: You spent all our money on THIS??  Crowley, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

[metamorphesque]

— Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

[pensaremightierthanswords]

Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes #9

Crosshair: Do they teach you plan 72?

Omega: Is that the one where you sing in a hula skirt so I can get by unnoticed?

Crosshair:.... Let's go with that one. That one's better.

[kidrunaway]

[taxinealkaloids]

harrianthe + sewing (variations on a theme)

[gomzdrawfr]

Ever wonder why the Captain doesn't take off his shoes ever?

based on this tweet:

[lunadiluana]

Poetry does not surrender

to those who define it.

Mario Quintana

[gatabella]

"At the dressing table, every woman has a chance to be an artist, and art, as Aristotle said, 'completes what nature left unfinished.'"

-Sophia Loren

[padawansuggest]

Cody: *pulls a full data pad out of his pocket*

Obi-Wan: …what? *looks at Cody’s pants in confusion* When did you-?

Cody: Oh, yeah, Waxer was dragging me through the mall when I found this place with all sorts of camping gear, apparently natborns like, they /like/ sleeping outside? Idk, while he was looking at cooking supplies he forgot me in the clothes section and I found these awesome things *gestures at his new cargo pants* -aren’t they cool?

Obi-Wan: …huh… well, the pockets are useful.

Cody: Yeah! I can fit /everything/ in these!

Obi-Wan: *staring wistfully at the lack of crotch bulge that used to be his fave thing to look at* Yeah. You sure got a lot to put in them.

[fandom-trash-goblin]

IN DEFENSE OF CATELYN STARK

Ayama and the Thorn Wood, The Language of Thorns, Leigh Bardugo// Venetian Ladies Listening to the Serenade, 1909 by Frank Cadogan Cowper // A Game of Thrones, Chapter 31, Tyrion IV.

lyanna stark || elia martell || sansa stark || arya stark || alicent hightower || jaehaera targaryen || cersei lannister || myrcella baratheon || joanna lannister || aemma arryn || catelyn stark || sansa stark (2) || margaery tyrell

for @tell-them-the-north-remembers, for this post (analysing ned loves my hair. gosh it took some time to find but i rembered that i had it in my drafts. for when i'd do catelyn. hope you like it)

[watchyourbuck]

*Buck in a suit prancing around the 118*

Eddie: *seeing him for the first time in a suit* damn

Hen: you good there, Diaz?

Eddie:

Hen:

Eddie:

Eddie: *getting up and running* yeah no I need to tap that ass immediately

[marvel-lous-guy]

*Tony walks into the kitchen to see Peter taped to lots of frying pans with a sieve on his head*

Tony: What are you doing?

Harley: Making our Halloween costumes

Tony: And what exactly are you going as?

Peter: Peter Pan!

Tony: ...

Harley: *tapes another frying pan to Peters torso*

[rubysparx]

Um actually I have something more to say about Kabru and Mithrun’s similarities and relationship.

I think a lot abt how it’s shown a few times how elven culture relies heavily on non-natural ways of doing things, and it’s interesting especially how like our main cast repeats multiple times the three steps to living a long and healthy life. Meanwhile the canaries, the elves, don’t necessarily recognize that stuff as important as it is. I think specifically of the example of Mithrun explaining to Kabru that he has to have medication or a spell otherwise he can’t sleep, to which Kabru tucks him in and gives him a massage which knocks him out cold. His dependency on other methods to fight off insomnia were kinda just in his head, he hadn’t tried anything else. I mean prior to joining the canaries he was fully restrained 90% of the time so ofc a servant would just come in and place a spell for him to sleep every night. And he was like that for years. And then Cithis just replaced all his caretaker servants, then it became her job to make sure he took a pill or listened to her bells every night. I think there’s something there about how there’s a list of stuff Mithrun wasn’t allowed to be around and when he gets separated from the canaries he encounters all of that since Kabru doesn’t know to “protect” Mithrun or restrain him so severely. And it’s interesting because Mithrun doesn’t even seem to have issues with the things, like ofc top on the list was he wasn’t supposed to see goats or sheep. One of the first things he and Kabru eat is barometz. Its something to me that Kabru, who has also suffered so much, takes Mithrun into this dungeon and he has to face head on what’s been bothering him, he has to look his trauma in the eyes. And eat it. He cannot move on until he sees it, understands it, and finally starts talking about himself (“the last desire I had left wasn’t revenge, I wanted the demon to finish me off” “I was scraps left on the plate […] I guess vegetable scraps have their uses too”)

It just seems to me like a more vague and overarching way we see the elven cultural mindset hold him back from properly healing, I don’t think Kabru knew what he was doing at all but the fact of the matter is no one was filtering Mithrun’s view of the world anymore. And while Mithrun believed that didn’t matter to him, nothing mattered, it still made a difference. He was still on the path to moving on, and properly healing, even though he didn’t quite recognize that.

[canisalbus]

you say machete has to be closeted then why's he always wearing them little heels

Maybe he thinks he's a tiny bit nicer looking in them.