things that have happened recently in Wayne Manor:
Alfred removed all the curtains to air then out and discovered someone has been writing on them for years.
Cow shaped hooveprints were found on the hood of Dick's car
Cow shaped hooveprints were found on the hood of Jason's car
Damian decided to move out for a good two days before showing up again, and had been clingy since, weird
Tim found out he has a gluten allergy and has been in a one sided argument with Alfred over it.
Someone thought it was funny to hid every single mug in the house in Duke's closet it was not at all he opened it and a fed of the fell over and broke.
Cass fell asleep on the couch only to awake up in a completely different part of the house, her brother's fighting over what animated barbie movie to watch. They chose the twelve dancing princesses of course.
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i listened to nasty dog too many times and now I can't get this image out my head
forewarning the album is explicit so, yeah.
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wait wait hold the phone, before I lose the plot - we heard about the biting from the stark men and whatnot, but what scenario does one find themselves in to GET a bite/recieve one FROM cregan??
(any instruction will do. we're looking to get as good as we give for these stark men 🙏🫣)
HMMMMMMMMM….. i say, a hand on my chin and tapping my toes. you look down and notice that they’re not toes at all, but sponges. they squelch, and u wince at the thought of spongebob.
i think he’d do it randomly, it would definitely surprise you. like it’s the end of a long day, he’s kissing your neck, and you’re teasing him about something (gods know what). all of a sudden he just… nips your neck in response. he doesn’t give any warning, just does it, instantly returning to press kisses to the same area. you’re taken completely by surprise, a gasp falling from your lips.
and he gives no indication that anything even happened at all, none except the fact that you can feel cregan smiling against your skin.
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Quidditch AU part 2
read part 1 here
“So what’s your favourite team?”
Regulus closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. He knew Potter was annoying, but really this was ridiculous.
Not only did he have to steal half the field for his practice, he couldn’t shut up while he was at it.
“Did anyone ever tell you it was polite to not bother someone who doesn’t want to be bothered?”
James Potter smilies at him, the blinding smile that had girls all over him. The one that had never been directed at him. It throws Regulus off guard.
“Has anyone ever told you you’re so predictable?”
Regulus barely restrains himself from strangling Potter. “Why don’t you go back to being unhealthily codependent with Sirius instead?”
James laughs brightly. “He’s not much of a morning person.“
“Neither am I.” Regulus mutters, rolling his eyes.
James raises an eyebrow at that. Then suddenly his expression grows serious. “You know you have other options right?”
Regulus laughs derisively. “What? Move in with you? I’m not charity work Potter.”
“It’s not charity if it’s helping between friends -“
“Cut the bullshit Potter. You’re so naive. You really think my parents would let both of their children walk off?”
When he’s met with silence Regulus laughs again. Of course Potter wouldn’t have thought about that. Of course he believed that everyone could pull a Sirius and abandon their family without consequences.
“Leave me alone Potter.”
Regulus doesn’t bother looking at the retreating back of James Potter.
He had to get back to training.
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Thinking of Artist!Reader who knew Jason Todd before when they were younger, and had no idea what happened to him at all when they meet again years later-
And just before when they were both kids Reader used to draw him all the time too whenever reader can’t think of anything to draw, which does include color sometimes-
And I am a firm believer in blue eyed Todd first and then green eyed Todd after the Pit, so imagine reader is looking through some old sketchbooks and spots the old drawings and goes “aww I remember that—“
Before starting to realize like thirty minutes in “wait his eyes were blue? Thought they were green..”
And then when reader compares sketchbooks, reader ends up realizing that “oh shit he never wears contacts ever he told me he’d HATE those things what the f u c k happened to his eyes—“
So now reader ends up trying to find out what happened to Jason because they have a gut feeling and reader’s first instinct is to investigate and try and do it subtly bc reader does not want to pry-
So personal investigation ensues along with shenanigans, probably-
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