#ADHD MOMENT

[batwynn]

You ever just... watch something fall?

[essence-inked]

[misssclumsy]

[human-space-heater]

Incorrect Batam Quotes Part 4

Bruce: Tim, please calm down. Tim: I asked for two large fries! Tim: dumps fries onto table Tim: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Dick: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. Jason: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

Steph: How would you like your coffee? Cass: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Steph, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Dick: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life? Jason: It actually does.

Dick: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Tim: Theft. Steph: Disturbing the peace. Damian: Aggravated assault. Babs: Arson. Jason: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Steph: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT! Alfred: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone. Steph: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch? Alfred: Somehow that's worse.

Jason: Thank you for not saying "I told you so." Cass: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

[plantsucc]

yooo I got Blingee working!! have some meme RyMins

I was supposed to be working on my art for the exam exhibition...

[shoelace1200]

Putting my saved r/196 posts on Tumblr

Originally posted by u/D0UB1EA

[pkmntrainerebee]

ADHD moment

[buffrobotsimp]

sorry babe, haven't posted anything in 2 weeks i've fell out of ultrakill hyperfixation and been drawing other things that aren't ultrakill and therefore don't matter on tumblr 🙂

[chronicbeans]

Does anybody else have those moments where they have no idea what a random piece of media is, but they get a random video or ad that shows a character, and you immediately go:

"Oh no. I'm now going to simp over this character. I must now research everything about this piece of media, just for this random character. This is going to be my next three days."

Because that's now me after I saw a video about this movie called Wish, with the character King Magnifico on the thumbnail. He's going to be my life for the next three days.

[transprincecaspian]

[neonleonsmessymindpalace]

ADHD Life Hack: /j

Your memory issues become handy in stressful times because you don't process shit & then don't remember the whole day.

It becomes concerning if it's starting to become a week. /lh

[ask-louis-bonnet]

oo i get to tell the bedtime stories this time.

i was asleep (honest, i was.) when i got woken up by loud banging and yelling coming from my closet. so i went to check it out.

@ask-alma-bonnet was there. she can vouch for me.

[misssclumsy]

[human-space-heater]

I messed around with the incorrect quote generator today....so these are a few of the gems that came up (batfam addition) 

Dick, at Jason's funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone: Of course. *They leave* Dick, leaning over Jason′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Jason: Yeah, no shit.

Cass, looking over Damien’s shoulder: You can draw? Damien, stopping what they were doing: You can speak? 

Damian: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch". Barbara: I see you're passing on your name.

Jason, tearing up the room: Where are they? Jason, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Jason: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Jason: Nothing in life is free. Cass: Love is free. Barbara: Knowledge is free. Steph: Friendship is free. Duke: Self-respect is free. Tim: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: ... Barbara: Tim, that's illegal- Jason: No, let him finish

Dick: When Damian was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Tim: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

[beigale-shtuchim]

אני בקורס פסיכומטרי: 🗒✒️🫳😐

המוח שלי: מי 🧍 שלאאא 🙅🏻 קופץ 🏃 דיונוןןןןן 🦑 מי 😳 שלא 😡 קופץ 🤾 דיונווווןןןןןןןןןן ✨️🦑✨️

[spookysalem13]

ADHD Story:

I was journaling when my back hurt, so I got up did a little twist cracked my back then was like "I have to pee" went to the bathroom and saw my skincare, so I did my skincare.

I got emotional about memories of doing my recently passed away Grandmother's skincare & had a train of thought that lead me on a story time social media post.

Came back into my room I thought "what was I doing? Idk but I'm hungry" went into the kitchen to make cream of rice. Walked back into room "why am I in here? Idk? Man I should take these dirty dishes out" proceeds to take dirty dishes out of bedroom and scrub them in the sink.

(Hears timer on microwave) "oh yeah food" finishes making breakfast, grabs a drink and heads back into room. Sits food down on side table and thinks "I need to clean up the trash this is driving me crazy" proceeds to pick up trash, burns out half way through thinks "well better than nothing".

Sits down to eat, food is now cold 😆. Sees writing pad on bed and remembers I was writing ✍️ and proceeds to eat while writing.

Full circle 🤣