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tabithatwo · 1 year

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do you think shauna learned that cells turn over completely in seven years thing in high school biology and latched onto it and had an existential crisis meltdown of nuclear proportions when it was coming up on seven years since she’d consumed jackie because none of the cells in her body were born out of the energy she got from jackie’s flesh anymore?

#or am I the only one who thinks like this l o l #I WISH this was shitposting #I’m so serious tho lmao like #I think shauna would think about this #I think she’d study it. like she’d say okay that’s just an untrue fun fact right #but then like once you get down to the detail and the complexity she wouldn’t know if she was MORE jackie or LESS jackie #she’s sitting in the LITERAL CLOSET that she loves to sit in for environmental storytelling purposes crying about cell turnover #jeff comes home and she’s holding a medical journal in shaking hands asking about heart cells #through sobs she asks if only 40% of your heart renews in a lifetime was any of that at the RIGHT time #jeff says what…what Right time you’re scaring me a little #shauna rolls her eyes and kicks him out of his own bedroom so she can cry under better conditions (without him)#she calls taissa for the first time in two years but she of course can’t bring herself to ask so it’s just an awkward call all around #this is both funny to me and breaking my heart like I’m so emotionally dysregulated about this I’m not sure if I’m kidding or serious!!#much like yellowjackets showtime!!!#yellowjackets #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #jackie x shauna #taissa turner #shauna x jackie

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crispyliza · 1 month

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I've got you all figured out fanartists

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zivikel · 1 month

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Oh dear my gorgeous babies, I’m so happy they got the happiest possible ending they deserved 💜💜💜

I am so not empty inside

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gal-o-guacamole · 9 days

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Life or Bath for Gabriel

#i loved the 7-S obviously #i wish there was the cleanup game option for every level #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #ultrakill shitpost #tw blood #guac art

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fallowhearth · 11 months

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It really upsets me that keeping big cats as pets is both horribly unethical and also suicidal. I would love to have a large kitty cat in my house. I'd prefer an animal with the form factor and personality of a common housecat, large enough to put its front paws on my shoulders, but I'll take anything at this point. Dog lovers can have a very large dog as a pet. It's so unfair cat lovers cannot have a very large kitty. Instead of breeding horrible squashed noses and long hair, cat breeders should be trying to create the feline great dane.

#This is not actually a shitpost #I lie in bed at night wishing I had a large kitty cat

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yaoiconnoisseur · 4 months

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This is so Bloodweave coded oh my god

#i wish i could write #because this would be a hysterical au fic especially if the pov is a student of both of them #but i cannot lol #bg3 #bloodweave #astarion #astarion ancunin #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #bg3 shitpost #bg3 memes

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honeypleasejustkillme · 1 year

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sorry i ghosted you, i was going to kill myself

#actually bpd #bpd problems #bpd vent #actually borderline #actually mentally ill #bpd fp #bpd #bpd shitposting #bpd favorite person #bpd mood #one of the things i wish i could just say without being seen as insensitive or rude #i wish i could just be painfully honest with people sometimes

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zuzandr · 5 months

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i never liked citruses anyway

#i hope no one has done it before #shitpost requests are open btw if u wish #non-shitpost ones are acceptable too but i might ignore them #arcana reverse 1999 #schneider reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 #re1999 #digital art #doodles #orange

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meeks-just-wants-to-scroll · 2 months

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Reflecting on how depressing Kieran’s canon story is started to make me spiral so I decided to draw some happier scenes involving Kieran.

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sioboi · 3 months

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i’m way too shy abt posting ship art. happy february 15

#labru is so fucking funny i wish i was more ship brained bcos labru fanart is so funny sgjhk #drawings #shitposts #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #labru #laios touden #kabru #art #artists on tumblr #fanart

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churomo · 1 year

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he’s getting ready to come home

#i only have 52 wishes crossing my fingers #scaramouche #wanderer #genshin impact #my art #shitpost

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hairupintheair · 4 months

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Poppy and Branch: *both pull out rings at the same time*

Poppy: Oh! Seems we both planned to propose to each other right here!

Branch: *goes down on one knee* Ah, but I have already taken the knee, so I'll be the one proposing today.

Poppy: Not so fast! *gets down on two knees* I'm even lower than you, so I'M proposing.

Branch: *lays down flat on the grass* I am as low as a troll can possibly be, I'll be the one who proposing and there's nothing you can--

Poppy: *pulls out a shovel*

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#trolls #dreamworks trolls #broppy #branch trolls #poppy trolls #incorrect quotes #i live for 'em #shitposting #i saw this comic and immediately i knew it was broppy #i really wish i could draw #and bring this vision to life

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roppiepop · 1 year

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Bats and Green Arrows

(insp.)

#tim drake #bruce wayne #connor hawke #oliver queen #red robin #batman #green arrow #roppie tries to draw #connortim #if one so wishes lmao #my agenda for them to be friends again goes on #as does another shitpost #excuse the lack of masks i want to draw eyes thx

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etrevil · 5 months

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We didn't see Dazai's face because none of us would have survived his disgustingly fond, smug, and proud look as Chuuya walks his entrance in like a girlboss 😔👏