#IM NOT A PEEPAW LOVER

[turrondeluxe]

Lovers Rock

[todayisafridaynight]

they could not have chosen ANY MORE different games to make this point

[reireichu]

my fav part of the got series finale was when jon snow did a lil stabbity stab and daenerys asks him, why jon why i loved you and he tells her: "SNOW LANDS ON TOP"

and in the story that they will tell, the songs they will sing, it will be a story about fire and ice, it'll be a story about love...

about how it is the things we love most that destroy us

anyways best finale1!!!!111ever!!!!!

[st4rrth0ughts]

Hello!!! Since I've been reading all of ur fics especially the hsr ones, I like it so much(⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠) . I don't know how you got the idea of it and it makes me feel giddy. If u may , can I request: I want to do unspeakable things to Welt Yang(I main him) like I wanna mark him, bite him, doing different positions, just mating non-stop, I don't know what to add for the reader, you can add tho if ya want, but I want the reader taller (⁠｡⁠・⁠/⁠/⁠ε⁠/⁠/⁠・⁠｡⁠). This is my first request btw (I apologize if I have the wrong grammar or the text of it)

Can I be your "❄️" anon? (⁠>⁠0⁠<⁠；⁠)

bestie no need to apologise that thought is so real (btw whats your team comp i need one for peepaw)

welt with a taller baker reader from the luofu 👓🦯

tw, cw: angst (reader is dead in hi3,) i dont play hi3, food play (occasionally feeding him some chocolates for being a good boy, nothing extreme), petplay, reader is immortal and thus is extremly confused on how Welt's vocal cords are working a/n: 1. what the fuck is a honkai 2. should i play hi3 3. does anyone hate feeding and fattening related kinks??? sorry but i just- cant even try and read those fics ngl the art makes it WORSE

welt loves you. at least, that's what he tells himself, seeing your counterpart work around in the luofu's famed bakery, having been years since he's held your dying body in his arms, sobbing as the light drained from your eyes. He's snapped out of his thoughts as you shoot him a friendly grin, gesturing the man and his two companions to come in. You look the exact same that he remembered you. But your not the same person. He cant just go in and try to convince you he's your lover from another universe, he'll look like a maniac! well, it seems the months of exchanging letters and gifts has won him the spot in your heart. Oh, and in your bed, as a bonus.

Sometimes, when Welt looks at your face, he feels like both crying and hugging you. You just- looked so much like your dead counterpart, from your eyes and hair, down to the way you fucked and handled him with so much care in bed. But he knows that you aren't them, never will be, in fact. And that's okay. He loves you in his own way, just like he loved them once. The man would never lump the two of you together, because you aren't them. (blade im looking at you)

But for now, he doesn't focus on that, simply relaxing in your hold, letting you unbutton his shirt, slide your hands over his underwear, your coarse but gentle voice sending shivers down his spine. A small whimper escapes his mouth as your finger teases his entrance, while you grin at how slick he already is, at least you dont have to find the lube. Lifting his thighs onto your shoulder, and licking that sweet pussy delicately, eliciting a delightful moan from the man, fisting your hair as he tries to grind weakly against you face.

This lovely man, for someone that's 82 years old- well, in human years? You were an immortal from the Luofu, humans are confusing. That being said, from what you've read, humans are more fragile in this state. How he was squealing and crying out in such a high pitched voice, arching his back as tears spill from his eyes as your tongue ravishes his pretty pussy, you figure that he's straining himself, just for you. How adorable, he's doing such a wonderful job. and good boys deserve a huge reward! Cooing softly as you push a small piece of chocolate in his mouth, watching him swallow it as he pants softly, a delirious smile on his face.

Grunting as you gently placed a collar around the man's neck, the leash's end gently clicking around the loop, smiling as he whines softly at the gentle pressure on his bite ridden neck. Pulling the leash closer, the bell jingling lightly as you pull him in for a sloppy kiss, free hand reaching down to fondle his nipples, watching the brunette throw his head back as he jerks from the stimulation, shrill shrieks escaping the man's mouth as he begs for your cock in him, to fill his cunt with your cum. He's been doing such a good job, he deserves the final prize.

Muffling his sobs as your cock pounds into him from behind, only for his head to be yanked back as you tut your tongue disapprovingly, his mind only registering about how he was being such a naughty little puppy, and that if he does that again, you'll just stuff a plug up his pussy, and leave him there, and he doesn't want that! So he's your good boy, eyes rolling back and tongue lolling out as he makes sounds that rival the top pornographic models you've seen. Aeons- you can practically feel your cock threathening to cum when he squirts for the nth time, kiss ridden thighs quivering as he begs so, so sweetly for you.

When you finally cum in him, he wails as he creams around your cock, weakly fucking himself back on you, pupils dilating as he weakly falls on the bed, ass in the air as your seed spills from his puffy cunt, overflowing as you coo softly, in that mocking, sugar coated voice as you line your shaft with his entrance again. The sheets were already soiled with the poor man's cum and sweat, as he screams in overstimulation, babbling about how he couldn't take anymore. Nonsense. He's swallowing your cock so greedily, your not falling for that.

[wrylu]

Hello pooks!!! How are you?? Hope ur fine pooks, so I made some art of NikPrice and low-key I want some other ideas on them (cuz I'm having an art block 💀)

Btw here's the two lovers (it's still W.I.P sadly 😭)

i squealed as soon as i saw those brown n blue eys AGGHH M Y BABIEBIEBSSS OKAMGMGM!!! THEYLOOK SP CUTE SO FAR...11@.1/!@!@!@!?!!///

& don't fret omg. i got som drawing ideas !! 🤞🤞 (literally has 4 pages of it.) SORRY IF MY IDEAS ARE TOO WERIRD FOR YOU TO BE UPFOR IT !! BUT UH !!HRAUEHAUE YEAH!!

okay thinking of price n nikolai who BOTH have the cutest puppy eyes in the world and they use it to their advantage....., however, since they both have them they just end up staring at eachother for so long trying to get what they themself want 💀 (legend says they're still staring at each other to this day)

this is a really old idea but nikprice swans AND THEYRE MAKING A HEARTL IKE REAL SWANS DO.

claudsire price & quagsire nik. LIKE THE POKEMON ??? AND THEYRE.... I HELLO???????? (im pretty sure this is an idea from @/sleepybluarchimedes because they literally infect me w pokemon /pos)

i actually doodled this a few days after the solar eclipse and i showed my friend BUR LIKE.. YK MY MOON!PRICE AND SUN!NIK..... okay imagine so like erm UH!! during the solar eclipse price gets to meet nik after SOSOSOSOSO many years of waiting so theyre all ovr eachother.... "see u in the next 20 years <3" LIKE STOPPPP (i know during a solar eclipse the moon and sun don't actually touch BUT THT WAS SO CUTE TO ME)

also more moon!price sun!nik im picturinh okay so like. when i draw them non-chibi eventually i see nik being so much bigger than price so actually he can just. hold him in his hands (because obviously irl the sun is so much bigger than the moon) 😭😭 THAGS SO CUTE I DONT CAREEE AGH,

when i saw that one post you made where nikolai was RUDELY blockign the fan so peepaw is gna overheat i had an idea where the two were cuddling in the same blanket you get it right ?? (it was really cold over here at the time 😞)

this was just me rambling i am so sorry mon amour

[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

Weekly Wrapup 2/18/24

This Week's Rankings:

Kairi Sane - 81.9% smash

Asuka (Zombie Kana Variant) - 80.8%

Gail Kim - 76.7%

Adam Copeland - 72.0%

Melina - 70.9%

Dakota Kai - 70.8%

Victoria - 68.5%

Joe Hendry - 61.4%

Kelly Kelly - 50.3%

John Morrison - 47.5%

Grayson Waller - 36.8%

Ryusuke Taguchi - 28.4%

Austin Theory - 24.3%

Ric Flair - 4.6%

Average smash rating this week: 55.4%

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Adam Copeland - 422

John Morrison - 259

Ric Flair - 240

& 5. Asuka (Zombie Kana) & Grayson Waller - 234

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Melina - 179

Victoria - 184

Kelly Kelly - 189

Dakota Kai - 192

Ryusuke Taguchi - 194

The closest poll was Kelly Kelly, who won 95-94.

Top Ten Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Toni Storm - 88.1% smash

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Bottom Ten Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Ric Flair - 4.6% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash

Gene Munny - 12.4% smash

Spike Trivet - 12.% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

Charlie Dempsey - 22.1% smash

The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash

Brock Lesnar - 23.2% smash

Top Women Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Toni Storm - 88.1% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Bottom Women Overall

Carmella - 47.8% smash

Nikkita Lyons - 48.2% smash

Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant) - 49.8% smash

Kelly Kelly - 50.3% smash

Trish Stratus (Modern) - 58.1% smash

Top Men Overall

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Top Tag Teams

The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash

Best Friends - 66.7% smash

Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash

Young Bucks - 43.8% smash

Ink Inc. - 25% smash

Ric Flair is officially the second person to receive a smash rating under 5%. He received the third most pass votes so far (first and second are Vince McMahon and Nick Jackson, who both also received a lot more total votes). Ric Flair also received the fewest smash votes (even Vince McMahon received two more smash votes...but again he also received more total votes).

For the first time ever, the polls this week were half women, thanks to probably one person? who sent in like 18 requests, only for women, all in one night.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comments

@regalityandcoffee on Ric Flair: #no one that gross should havehair that cool

@howlinghunters on Kairi Sane: #Her and Asuka could both hit let's be real#And also like#I wanna smash and then like. Just fucking chill and play board games with them lol#'Cause like. I feel they haven't been introduced to the game of life and I'm hoping Uno

@regalityandcoffee on Victoria: #im pretty sure i hd a crush on her when i was like 8 i named a goldfish after her too fjdswkaajwjw

@tetsuya-naito on Ryusuke Taguchi: #now I am not saying he is hot but between curiosity and my mental illness#i want to touch the funky weapon

@pavlovean on Adam Copeland: #younger edge i would but adam copeland i just can’t like that’s peepaw#this is NOT an anti-old-man-fucking sentiment#i am very pro old man fucking#this is an ‘i see him as a paternal figure’ sentiment#which kinda makes it ​ironic that i’d do christian at any age tho

@rcedge on Adam Copeland: #I'm worried the things i'd say here about him would get me excommunicated . Like i'd get a letter from the pope about it.

@jennegatron on Joe Hendry: #he looks stupid and i like that

[rayisalive]

Im gonna bully everyone just for the fact i can, LOVINGLY! /hj

Im abt to make a buncha simps angry /j

**I DO MEAN THIS ALL AS A JOKE-**

Riddle: yknow i would say “hows the ground” but im shorter than him sooooo- ngl him in his dorm uniform be looking like a semi-used tampon-nhe could commit a murder though and u cant see the blood bc of the red though lol. Hes got the boots, the cape, why bot just become a superhero or add some sparkles and become a drag queen idfk

Tr*y: ew. Broccoli head deku ripoff walmart dude with nike ass eyebrows, how ur dad gonna look better than u??? Evil smirk of death, id rather kiss gargamel

Cater: hes addicted to magicam and thats a problem he gonna become a clout chaser instagram bitch (/j) carrot face, should i feed him to judy hopps???

Ace: ✨ nope ✨

Deuce: i dont wanna- uhhhh- dummy but he has an excuse and i respect that- honestly how do i bully him- cant make fun of the chicken egg thing bc i learned it with him-

Leona: lazy? Ew. Furry? Double ew. Smug bitch? Triple ew. Works ruggie to the brim? Quadruple ew. Those shoes? Quintuple ew. That hair? Sextuple ew. Ur bed? Love it but ew probably sweat on it and he too lazy to clean it and u dont wanna make ruggie do it so u can lay on tbe bed nasty bitch.

Ruggie: furry whos addicted to donuts, and probably robbing people. He should be on dr. phil, “Hyena addicted to robbing people” or a dhar mann show “hyena loves robbing people, lives to regret it”

Jack: this is him mid-transformation

Smh /j

Azul: ur a monsterfucker if hes ur fave, arent ya?(unless ur asexual then same hh-) need more corruption, need more businessman, need more capitalism. Also need more purple hair dye for yall to be calling his hair purple in fanfics its moreso periwinkle, specifically periwinkle silver(/j no need to be specific idrc lol)

Jade: his mushrooms taste bad, 2/10 for easy acess aka breaking his door down and forcibly taking them (/j) fr though who cut u and ur brothers hair like what????

Floyd: eh- same as jade tbh except instead of mushrooms im taking ur snacks

Also please clean ur room before shit grows and well- yeah- pretty self-explanatory, ur overtaken by it and become a mindless monster with one job, kill jade /j

Kalim: too naive, eat snake in front of jamil (/j) he reminds me of emma from tpn

Jamil: dance dance?? Dont have an opinion oh him so snake hair, UMA FROM DESCENDANTS- /j

Vil: done and done

Epel: bbygirl five words only, please dont gender dance moves-

Rook: french dora. Stalker. Berries and cream man haircut.

Idia: and i quote myself, “THE SHUT IN INTROVERT SMELLY GOOFY NERDY GEEKY VIDEO GAME OBSESSED ANIME LOVER BLUE HAIRED AZULAS BLUE FIRE IDIA SHROUD?”

Ortho: baymax 2.0 except not better- u want me to bully a kid whos not a kid????

Malleus: horny boy (this stems from a joke abt his dragon horns for the love of the sevens please no more sex jokes-) how much do u think he has to pay in damages for them breaking dorways as he walks??

Lilia: peepaw. Grampy. Old. Boomer. Mega boomer. Scene kid wannabe. Emo girl wannabe. Emo boy wannabe.

Silver: slep

Sebek: loud, uptight, gReEn, hair??? Ugly, very ugly.

You thought i was gonna leave out the staff and rsa? No.

Crowley: lazy ass bitch who wont do his own work im not afraid to take him to the nearest kfc to be cooked chicken

Trein: old.

Crewel: crewel sounds like cool. What not cool? His pet kink (/j)

Vargas: no- just- no-

Neige: hair needs some fixing- please-

Che’nya: shes better. She slays. She queen. Ur nothing compared to her (/j) her mom cool too

[megafaunatic]

idk if ur like open to randos in ur asks giving u media recommendations, but i would give anything in the world for u to try and give the k-novel 'return of the blossoming blade' by BIGA a chance... UR MY FAVE CONTENT CREATOR SINCE THE YE OLDEN TGCFMDZS DAYS SO I WANTED TO AT LEAST TRY LOLLL its like my favourite novel of all time and ive been trying to force it upon everyone with little avail, which i dont understand WHYY cuz its SOO GOOOD like it definitely deserves to have the same level of popularity w international fans as MDZS and TGCF had, but for now it remains a hidden gem.......... it's an insanely long novel i will nawt lie (1.5k+ chapters and updating everyday but only like 500smth have been tl'd into english on the fantl site Sky Demon Order[who also post semi-daily]) but its sosososo worth it i prommy..trust me..:smiles: it's a classic 'hero from the past who died a tragic and preventable(?) death reincarnates a hundred years into the future hiding his identity to teach the youth in order to keep the future generation from following in his footsteps and making the same mistakes he did' but without all the stale, predictable, boringness u'd typically expect from that specific genre... it's an incredibly comedic action novel that takes place in ancient china wuxia setting & focuses primarily on found family and those close familial bonds between the main cast behind all the sword fighty action (dont know how to fit this in anywhere else, but its important to me that u know the mc, chung myung, is the main casts grandpa.. hes their peepaw.. he shows affection by beating them on their heads). theres no romance at all, but i would argue that is a SELLING POINT for this novel like i swear it is so refreshing, the found family of it all means soo much to me, so much so i am now going to force it to mean so much to you too(this is a threat).... if u do gaf abt ships tho then maybe the doomed, tragic, best-friends-to-almost lovers tangchung yaoi and the love at first sight iseolsoso yuri might catch ur eye *LOOKS AT YOU* i genuinely really really feel like it would be straight up ur alley, like its definitely smth i feel would at least peak ur interest imo (chung myung, the mc, is probably my fave mc of all time..at eighty two years young, he IS the next peoples princess and i want to hit him with my car and then nurse him back to health just to hit him again.. i feel like u'd enjoy him like that as well).. im so desperate for more eng fans of this novel u cant see me rn but i am biting into a leather belt trying not to sob and cry out loud as im typing this this is so long im so embarrawsed so ill leave u here.. i hope my pleas have touched ur heart in some way and if the novel chapter count is too intimidating, ROTBB also has a webcomic on webtoons by the same name (season two of the webcomic just started ^__^ ) and the art is so good and funny and its a good way to get into the novel without being overwhelmed by the chp count methinks BUT i would definitely consider reading the novel mandatory cuz the webcomic only fills u in on so much.... ok. i hope u managed to get thru this insane wall of text, my bad.. until we meet again...*salutes* *revs up my motorcycle and disappears behind a cloud of smoke but when the dust settles i am laying dead on the floor*

ok so first of all i respect this so much 🫡 thank you for spreading your passion in the final moments before your motorcycle dirt death 🫡🫡🫡

second of all this does sound really fun !!! i have found it on sky demon order and i'll give it a try... BUT i gotta be real over a thousand chapters and only two hundred of them translated AND no romance is unfortunately killing me... i just dont know if i have the stamina for that... im a horrible little fujo if its THAT long theres gotta be some kissing!!!!! sorry 😭😭

for u i will give it a try but i can make no promises 🫡 i will consider chung myung my blorbo in law tho

[dq-avenquire]

dq9 art concepts and Vibes i wanna put together

yarr...spoilers lie ahead.........................(kinda...)

- wight knight + (si)mona - serena + a poem i wrote about a ghost visiting their own remains a few years back, maybe. serena in general but like anguish yknow - corvus transformation - aquila and grief - columba! columba!!! i like her so much she doesnt even have a proper 3d sprite but i always loved her - celestria w minecraft ending text sorta energy - wight knight but specifically i wanna practise rotting flesh - hootingham gore!!!! sick design want to do something maybe w symmetry or stained glass idk - equinox bc nice colours - slime studies i wanna get good at goop - pavo. anything pavo like if you love pavo rebl - actually a grief comic abt wanting to be in another world ft pavo and aquila might be interesting. hng,. - shadows house esque drawing for marion and marionette - little jona with her dad she deserves it - queen voluptua and misslei because. dare i say it. lovers - gerzuun and bodura grass i think abt that place every damn day - greygnarl peepaw i miss you - i need to find a way to put my obsession with bridgadoom into art - i also have a million comics in my brain about protag and loneliness but id have to make a sona for that or use default protag Girl/Boy version and im undecided on that - morag again maybe she was so fun to render - saransatssarallsalskoaefkr. sarsparillai. sarantdsat. yeah

[catboy-joyfriend]

i know jack shit about ghost music or characters but inform me on blorbos from ur bands

OK SO FIRST OF ALL ^. okok i think im just gonna kinda dump info and characters and stuff. SO.

In actuality Ghost started releasing music in I think 2010, but in the lore they've existed since the 60s. Basically the premise is that the clergy, which is basically the satanic church and is like. parallel reverse christianity. uses Ghost as a way to spread the word of Satan and convert people etc. the role of Papa Emeritus is like the antipope basically, the first of which we know of being Papa Nihil/Papa Emeritus 0 who was Papa in the 60s!

hes old now go peepaw. The EP Seven Inches of Satanic Panic, which has Kiss The Go-Goat and Mary on a Cross is supposed to be a rerelease of songs from when he was Papa Emeritus ! also hes dead but they revive him onstage during rituals (ghost concerts r called rituals 👍) so he can play the sax. again, go peepaw. The rest of the Papas are his sons ! (except MAYBE Papa iv depending on which theory ur going on.)

Ghost in the lore stopped making music after Papa Nihil's era because the world "wasn't ready for Ghost" iirc, and as of 2010 when the band actually started making music irl Papa Emeritus I (or Primo as some fans call him :3), Papa Nihil's oldest son, became the frontman for the band :D. I dont have much to say about him lol, he released the album Opus Eponymous. Peepaw 2. Also the only one without a custom made mask iirc. He served as Papa until 2012 when he was retired by the clergy for not spreading the word of Satan good enough lol

Papa Emeritus II !! Aka Secondo. Old man but moving out of Peepaw territory. He was Papa from 2012-2015 , and released the album Infestussumam. They made a documentary web series called Papaganda which is pretty much about how much of a slut this dude is. also they showed his dick in a music video one time. He was also retired by the clergy for not doing a good enough job

PAPA III MY LOVE PAPA III. or Terzo. Papa III is the youngest of Papa Nihil's confirmed sons, and was active as Papa from 2015-2017 and released the Meliora album. He's the first of the Papas to perform in an outfit other than his papal regalia, and was dragged offstage at the end of one ritual, I believe because he had become too focused on himself rather than the mission of the clergy. This is when Papa Nihil was officially introduced. Primo, Secondo, and Terzo were then killed by the clergy in 2018.

Cardinal Copia was introduced in 2018 and became the new frontman of the band after the deaths of the previous ones. He is the first non-Papa front man, and was noted to not be of the bloodline, although it is possible he is still the son of Papa Nihil, as Nihil's lover Sister Imperator is shown to be pregnant in the Kiss the Go-Goat music video, which lines up when he likely would have been born, and Imperator is heavily implied to be his mother (even nearly saying so in the video Tomb It May Concern ("As your m- as someone who loves you")) Though it is entirely possible he could be like the antichrist or something & it could be a virgin mary kinda situation cuz there's evidence for that too. He released the album Prequelle :) He's very silly very awkward (tho much more confident and charismatic onstage) & everyone decided he loves rats because. he released the song Rats. woo!

Cardinal Copia rose to the papacy as Papa Emeritus IV in 2020, and released the Impera album !! :D Some people also like to call him Popia but I tend to just call him Papa IV, or still just Copia. Like Terzo, he tends to not perform in non-papal outfits like this blue jacket or bat wings etc. He has the most outfit variation out of all the papas, something thats carried over from the prequelle era when he was a cardinal. His face looks different, which in reality was because his mask was changed, but character-wise they explained it by giving him plastic surgery. He is the currently active Papa and everyone is absolutely terrified that hes gonna die soon god bless. Hes my wife my babygirl mwah

All Papas are played by the actual frontman Tobias Forge in different masks except I think young Nihil who's only in music videos

There's more stuff I could go into like the nameless ghouls and Sister Imperator but I am ! Almost out of image space in this post lol.

[wikipedialuvr]

2x03

GAYBOY GREG <3

'eke out time in my calendar' you sweet summer child

LMFAO THE CHAIR SCRAPES

roman i think youre overestimating how valuable you are to logan lmfao

uncle sam giving connor roy a handy??

LMAO NOT THE TAX EVASION

yeah buddy just like halmet..

LOL meat-puppet husband

HAHA GREG GETS TO GO ON THE RETREAT

gerri and carolina were about to kiss

OH NO... GREG BABY HIDE.

kendall he was not kidding.

LMAO frank is not vibing w roman

connor damage control

omfg everyone wants shiv

except succession-bernie ig

GAY ASS HUNTING OUTFITS

yeah my roommate rat-fucker sam

'yes of course you can trust me... to a point, yes :)' LMAO

is shiv gonna fuck chris.

pausing 31:38 ^__^

baaack

LMAO this hunting is pathetic

aw alaska looked up at the hunting dogs barking

THE CUNT OF MONTE CRISCO

daddy wants his pierce

he's leaning on the chair so faggoty

LMFAO NOT THE LOCKDOWN

tom just a guy who works for me wambsgans

connor you are fucking insane.

O__O

oh if i were greg i'd be vomiting all over the table rn

PHONES ON THE TABLE HAHAHA

logan is so good at being the cuntiest ever

SIT ON THE FLOOR IT'S FUN HAHA

BOAR ON THE FLOOR😄BOAR ON THE FLOOR😄BOAR ON THE FLOOR😄

IM SORRY THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

oh roman baby...

kendall you little snake

oh peepaw is deranged

wait who was mo... babygirl i dont remember u but rip fly high 🙏🕊️

UMMM THE TOUCH

why does roman look so babygirl here..

ROMAN AND GERRI NO. NO. NO.

ROMAN COUGAR LOVER??

stop actually he's so hot what is happening.

yas world's most dysfunctional team 🤩

tom just get w greg it's that simple the open relationship goes both ways

[liemonaid]

TO MY FRIENDS STALKING MY TUMBLR: SIGMA IS HOT. I THINK HE IS YUMMY, LEAVE ME ALONE >:(

[thatwildnya]

commission for @bestwishes2u ! thank u for the cash money~

What do you think the dorm leaders plus Jamil and Lillia would do if they learned that the M/C couldn't read? They've been isekai'd so it makes sense for there to be some language barriers. Not sure if I should ask for platonic or romantic... I guess that part can be a surprise~

for the sake of the headcanons i will be making the language of twisted wonderland japanese and mc can speak it because magical iseki plot magic says so

also u can take this a platonic or romantic go wild have fun

Riddle

how have you managed to make it this far

whelp now that he knows it’s study time

have fun you’re not leaving the dorm anytime soon

he knows many tips for memorization so there’s a plus

goes full teacher on you

you either thrive under his teaching style or die

there is no in between

Leona

honestly impressed

you’ve made it pretty far despite this setback

won’t help you if you aren’t dating

and even then it’ll take a lot of convincing

surprisingly good at teaching

his explanations are simple but easy to understand

you’ll be reading in no time yeet

Azul

how.

that’s his first question

then moves on to making a deal

take his fancy cane and whap him on the noggin if ur dating

don’t got no time for dis just teach me twink

don’t actually call him that he will cry

he will have you reading simple chapter books in a week if you’re determined enough

gib ‘im a kiss ‘e deserves it

Kalim

the most impressed by your achievements

if it were him he’d probably be dead within a week

buys children's work books for you

also surprisingly good at tutoring you

he starts out with simple essentials and goes from there

knows a thing or two about languages cuz y’know daddy big merchantman

Jamil

is kinda ashamed he was defeated by someone who can’t read

won’t help unless you’re his lover

he already has to tutor kailm he has enough shit to worry about

wouldn’t mind giving some tips tho

tutors you while keeping kalim occupied with a laserlight

don’t ask questions just focus little one let the jingle boy chase the red dot

Vil

there are two ways this can go

1: impressive i will have rook teach you he is bilingual

2: oh hell naw no lover of mine will be left unable to read the products of the back of a shampoo bottle buckle up buttercup it’s time to bring out the whip books

like riddle you either thrive or die hopefully it's the former

gives positive reinforcement through unhealthy snackys

it’s a privilege you must earn peasant

Idia

*let's put exaggerated gasp*

how will you be able to read manga

this is a crisis time to crack down

does quick research and gives you a brand new laptop for learning purposes

puts on anime without audio with subtitles 

want to know what’s happening? learn to read normie

if you get frustrated he tries to cheer you up with candy please stop crying he doesn’t know how to properly socialize

Malleus

impressive hooman

he pats your head and offers to teach you

this quickly ends with lilia teaching you he is actually really bad at this

what do you mean you don’t understand it’s simple

gets pouty seeing you spend so much time with his vice

that should be him not the old bat

learns how to tutor better just because of this

Lilia

probably knew beforehand and was the one to bring it up

do not worry young one daddy is here to help

depending on your learning style decides how well he can tutor you

he may be old but he’s not perfect

buys you workbooks like kalim

also does flashcards

keeps trying to reward you with his cooking until you threaten to go to someone else

no wait come back he’ll stop don’t leave peepaw alone

~special bonus round~

Grim

has had to read everything for you and was annoyed by this thank god you're finally getting someone to teach you he has had enough of dis shiz now give him tuna he deserves it

[benedick-cumberbussy]

HEADCANONS; XIAO

nsfw headcanons for xiao because im horny and he's been on my mind for the past few weeks

WARNING ;; nsfw content (duh), mentions of bondage, praise kink, archon quest spoilers. not beta read, we die like teppei

NOTE ;; i tried to make this as gender-neutral as possible but it honestly leans more towards female a bit, sorry!

SUMMARY ;; nsfw headcanons of xiao and his (gender-neutral) s/o

WORD COUNT ;; 0.4k

I believe wholeheartedly that XIAO is a bottom

not really, more like a switch with a submissive lean but we dont talk about that

I see XIAO as one of those people who seem like a top on the outside, but is secretly a bottom on the inside

Before peepaw zhongli retired, XIAO never had the time to find his own lover.. I think it's safe to assume that he's a pure baby virgin

You gotta help him bestie I don't think adepti recieve any sex ed

Okay he probably knows the basics but anything beyond that is too much for him to comprehend so you're going to have to take the wheel on the first few times

jesus can't save you now

You help XIAO familiarize himself with kinks and the likes.

He absolutely REFUSES to do anything that involves hurting you physically or verbally (degradation, spanking, choking, etc.)

He might open up to try it in the future once he learns how to trust himself, but for now he likes everything vanilla

For the love of god don't get any toys for yourself

He's the kind of person to get jealous of a plastic dildo because it's "his job" to fuck you then will start brooding for the next few days because he's an emo (derogatory)

XIAO discovers that he likes it when you bind his wrists as if he couldnt just teleport out of them at any moment. he wont tell you that he can because he likes seeing you smile when he says you can tie him up

MARRY ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE

I also think XIAO would be the type of man to hold your hand during sex and honestly that's so hot please rail me

Please praise him he will cum right then and there

Isn't a vey big fan of giving oral, but he loves it when he's on the recieving end

HE WON'T TELL YOU THAT BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU'LL MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR IT

This man has GODLY stamina it's kinda scary

Because XIAO is new to this, he only went around 1-2 rounds before bottoming out. But after a while, he can go up to 3-5

Haha walking privilages go brr

XIAO is.. admitedly not the best at aftercare

He doesn't sleep so after sex he helps you clean up and leaves because he says "Evil doesn't sleep"

ok emo just get in the fucking bed

He feels kinda guilty when he sees you limping the next day poor baby boy thinks he hurt u please comfort him or he'll turn into more of an emo

Tell XIAO that he was great please it boosts up his non-existent self esteem <3

A/N ;; finally getting posted after staying in the drafts for a little over 3 months. sfw for xiao amd ganyu one coming up next week tho🥰🥰

[hazelthenut7]

CLOTTED THROWS A CHAIR AT CUSTARD COOKIE (REAL)N{NOT CLICKBAIT}

SORRY PEEPAW LOVERS BUT IM GONNA HELP CLOTTED

[monty-glasses-roxy]

IM TURNING THE TABLES FOR ASS!!!

Talk about Roxy x Peepaw as if it were your otp or else I'll put the lesbeans in a fishbowl >:>

Okay I'm gonna be honest

The first wheel spin for this shit did land on Roxy but the second one landed on Sunny dshfsddsf

But you know what? I'm not a coward we're fucking doing this!

Roxy found a ouija board in the Plex and thought it would be funny to play around with it. She ends up talking to some random ghost which happens to be Peepaw that is very evasive about how he died and what he did and shit.

They become friends, to kinda I guess long distance lovers to enemies when she finds out who he is and what he's done. Heartbreak for a secret relationship so she can't even tell anyone why she's upset! Ouchies!

I dare you to put the lesbeans in a fish bowl Jishcoward :)