#Parker's Place

[welcometomylittlelife]

Hello Parker! Welcome to Tumblr, enjoy your stay here, and good luck with your writing!

Hey there! Nice to meet you! I don't have a name, but I totally get it. Mom says that I have to be careful on the internet and stuff.

Thanks for the good luck! I'll need it haha. I'm definitely new to this. Any suggestions for a first time blogger?

Thanks and Iook forward to hearing from you. And hey, welcome to my little life!

So long! Parker

[53v3nfrn5]

Cornelia Parker: ‘At the Bottom of This Lake Lies a Piece of the Moon’ (2000)

[peterpcrker]

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 | dir. Jon Watts

[princessbutler1316]

Random people giving their opinion: But because the fandom is now wanting a Deadpool and Spider-Man crossover movie, they don't even match each other and they're NOT FRIENDS!

Deadpool and Spider-Man, "not being friends":

[kizzer55555]

DPxDC: Jarro Adopts an Alien

Ok, so Danny has a space obsession and a protection obsession (I headcanon that as a halfa, Danny has two obsessions like all Halfas do which makes them unique to other ghosts.) and so while he can get his fill protecting people in Amity, he struggles with his space obsession. Sure, he can look up everything he can about space and the stars on the internet. He can stay up until 2 am looking at the stars (who needs sleep? He’s a ghost, he can go days, or even weeks without sleep if he wants, same with a lack of air or food.) but it’s just not enough. He craves to learn more, see more. Just as Dani gets that itch to travel, Danny wonders. What would it be like to see the stars up close? Are they really as hot as a dragons fire breath? Hotter!? Or maybe they are so hot they are cold. What does it look like to see plasma dancing across the surface, or touch the gasses of Jupiter? Does Pluto have ice caves like the far frozen? How many planets are actually out there? What about Mars. There’s a whole species living there with a language and culture Danny can’t even fathom! Oh what he wouldn’t give to talk with martian manhunter or Superman. 

And what’s stopping him from exploring this? He can fly. He doesn’t need air. He can go intangible if it gets too hot and he’s practically immune to the cold. He wants to touch a space rock! See if they are smooth because there is no wind or earth to rub against them and erode the surface. He wants to see what planets they come from. What minerals they might have. He wants to know if there are currents in space. All of these things are right there just above the atmosphere. Surely it couldn’t hurt to take a quick peek. So he does. During a particularly bad day Danny flies as fast as he can until the earth’s gravity looses its effects. Until his hair is floating as of it’s in water even more than normal. Until he can feel when breathing no longer became a choice (still not necessary though). And it…was beautiful. To be surrounded by space. To see the earth like this. Pictures just didn’t do it Justice. He flew across the solar system and as he passed planets, he longed to fly through them. To search every crevice and learn their secrets. But he had a bigger prize in mind at the moment. The crown jewel of their universe. The closest star he could find. The sun. 

Danny was mesmerized. The plasma really did dance across the surface. Like a never ending performance of science and beauty. There were sparks that few in arcs. Danny flew down and played in them, making a game to see how many he could fly under. His ghost core purred in delight. His obsession had never been more satisfied. He spent hours out there. Just exploring what his solar system had to offer. So when he returned? He couldn’t just forget. Pictures and online science theories had nothing on the real thing. He wanted to explore some more. So he did. Every night he would go out and explore the cosmos. Flying from planet to planet. (Either the Martians were still around and Danny made friends with them, even learning their language, or he just looks at their ruins to learn as much as he can). And with both obsessions now being filled, Danny is more settled. More confident. And he can focus better. Everyone notices the change, even his teachers. They just think that he’s paying more attention to his education now. He’s even better during his ghost fights. 

But Danny can fly awfully fast. And he soaks up information even faster. Soon his trips take longer and longer as he flies further out. Sometimes he can barely make it back in time for school. And he can't go every night. Sometimes the ghosts won’t wait for daytime so he has to make sure the town will be safe in his absence. Although he’s been able to take more trips ever since Valerie joined the vigilante ranks. But still, he’s getting farther and farther from earth each night. Until one day he’s visited every planet, every star, every comet or debris in their solar system. Which would be fine. He could deal with that if that was all there was. But it wasn’t. Danny saw the stars just out of reach. He saw places the Milky Way was leaning towards. He saw just the barest hints of new solar systems with new planets and stars. And he knew of legends from lanterns that they had posted online. Heard tales from some scientists that have made better telescopes. And his core itches. It aches to know more. See more. Yet he can't go further. And this puts him in a sort of depression. Suddenly he’s back to his old self. Lagging behind. Distracted. Zoning out. Crashing into a few more buildings during ghost attacks. Yet he tries so hard to be satisfied with what he has. He can still fulfill his obsession…it’s just more like chewing on a granola bar rather than eating a decent meal. He’s almost becoming lethargic. 

So one day he goes to Frostbite to see if there’s anything he can do to lessen the effects. But the yeti just takes one look at him and gives him the infimap. And suddenly Danny is in a whole new universe in seconds. The planets are purple. The stars are blue. He’s pretty sure there are furry blob-like creatures living on one of those planets. And suddenly he gets that itch, but holding the infimap, he knows he had time, so he lets himself go. 

And for a while it’s good. great even. Since he can’t keep asking the yetis for the infimap, he goes over to Wulf to see if he’s up for an adventure. Most of the time he is and they go exploring the galaxies together. And then Wulf had the genius idea of teaching Danny how to make portals. It took a long time but soon, he could concentrate the surrounding ectoplasm enough to weaken it and pull. It took a while since Danny didn’t have ecto claws and would have to use his pure will. But this would allow him to follow his obsession anytime, anywhere. So it was only a matter of time. And once he figured it out? It was like something was unlocked. Danny had never before understood how Ellie could travel so much. But now he did. That feeling when you discover something new. When you add to your reservoir of knowledge. When the patterns in the universe just click. There is nothing Danny could compare it to. And to explore that whenever he wanted? It was so freeing. While Wulf sometimes still joined Danny’s adventures, Danny did most of his explorations by himself. 

He meets various planets and aliens. So many different cultures. He learns thousands of languages. Tries all kinds of foods (and it’s a good thing his ghost self has an iron stomach and he’s basically poison resistant.) even found a whole comet where blood blossoms grew. (Which he most definitely avoided). And wasn’t that fascinating? To find out they were from space. 

And then during his travels one day he met a space alien starfish. 

It was actually a funny story. A meteor shower was about to attack a planet of talking blue monkey creatures with 4 arms. Danny immediately started diverting them and was soon joined by some lantern corps (which his inner fanboy wanted to talk to so bad.). And a tiny starfish in a…Robin uniform? Oh and the starfish could apparently do martial arts which was interesting to watch him karate chop a meteor. He could also talk directly into Danny’s head which the halfa found more interesting. So they got to talking and apparently his name was Jarro. He seemed to be helping the lantern corps as a ‘proxy from earth’ to make better use of his skills. 

Danny would run into Jarro a few more times. Sometimes he was with Lanterns and sometimes he would just be exploring the galaxies. They started forming a pretty strong friendship and Danny would start seeking out the starfish alien to travel with him. He knew all kinds of space facts. Apparently he had an eidetic memory. When they explored, sometimes Jarro would just stick to part of Danny. Wrapped around his arm, his waist, sometimes just sticking to his back like a strange backpack. But they always had fun.

So Danny was happy. He could fulfill both obsessions and got a space pal. Everything was great!

Until the GIW caught him. 

It would probably be the worst day of his life.  There was an explosion in the lab. Something set up by them after they realized Danny frequented that place often. So they set a trap and blew it up. Thankfully, Jazz was at college during this but both his parents were home. When the explosion went off, Danny had tried putting a Barrier around them all. It took everything he had to maintain it. That’s how they found out he was phantom. Danny had a few moments where his parents said they accepted him but he couldn’t hold the barrier for long. His parents said that they loved him and then everything went green. He woke up in a lab, tired and injured. His only saving grace being that he remained in phantom form. And he was determined to remain so. 

Danny’s time at the GIW was a haze but eventually, he managed to escape. Bleeding, and tired, and still recovering from the burns in the explosion, Danny made a portal straight to Amity. Only when he got there, it was a ghost town. Streets were empty, buildings were boarded up. Even the Nasty Burger was deserted. As for his house, there was nothing but a crater left and some scattered debris. Danny looked everywhere but there was no one. No Jazz. No Sam. No Tucker. No one. and he was tired. And everything hurt, and he needed a friend. Someone he could trust. So in a daze he made a portal and tried to just project safe. Safe safe safe. Somewhere he knew he would be protected. And so Jarro got a surprise when his space buddy suddenly popped out of a green portal, bleeding green and clearly passed out. He didn't know what to do. He didn’t know how to help him. But Jarro knew someone who would. 

So with a speed never before seen from a tiny starfish, he flew to earth. Bringing his friend straight to his father. Because surely batman could help!

And with his appearance, the green blood, the knowledge of space facts. The lack of wanting to talk about where he came from (and the nightmares crying out for his parents). This is how the bats became convinced that Jarro brought them an injured alien. 

[aardvaark]

one thing about Leverage’s The Rashomon Job that i found really interesting was getting to see the team’s perception of the world. everyone except nate saw coswell as a threat when he was really just totally oblivious and happened to have a crush on sophie. but they all remember his tone & body language as intimidating, cunning & hostile. because that’s the lens through which they view the world - everyone is a threat.

and that’s their downfall. if they had seen that he was just a random guy who posed no real danger, then they would have each had a much greater chance at stealing that dagger. but when you’re constantly in dangerous situations with no safety net and no back up, everyone is a threat. that worldview keeps you safe. it also keeps you incredibly distant from other people, makes you fearful and wary of everyone. this episode is a great reminder of where the team members were mentally at in season 1 and pre-series. you can see how far they’ve come, too. they have a level of safety that they never did before, and that’s allowed for them to explore emotions and relationships and wants rather than being solely focused on survival.

nate, on the other hand, has an actually accurate point of view. probably partially because he’s in far less danger than the others and because this was pre-sam’s death, so his worldview was likely a lot less grim than it is now, unfortunately. but he’s also just more objective. seeing the bigger picture is his skill. he doesn’t make assumptions, he looks at every angle and simply starts with the most probable one.

[novakiart]

you guys really liked the "peter steals wade's hoodie and just kinda forgets to give it back" thing huh

[morganbritton132]

Part of the reason why the leverage crew works so well together is because they are all varying degrees of theater kids but only Sophie is willing to admit it.

[everwalldigan]

Broke: no crossover fics

Woke: Peter Parker in Gotham

Bespoke: Jason Todd with the avengers

[puppetmaster13u]

Meme Prompt 2

Thinkin of feral halfa Jason again. No surprise there.

[brionysea]

Parker during The Runway Job, listening to Eliot brag about having sex with a fashion designer: *Gets mad and storms off while he looks on fondly*

Me, on first viewing: That's kind of odd... Parker doesn't usually care about that stuff, and the show doesn't usually portray Eliot as the kind of disrespectful guy it's worth the female characters getting mad at.

Me now, with the context of "Parker is upset that Sophie left" + "that opens the mental floodgates to the potential of more people leaving her" + "Eliot being slow to admit his place with her and Hardison to himself while Parker rolls her eyes at him" + the retroactive context of "Parker's bottle-smashing jealousy over Hardison talking to some girl": Ohhhhhh

[forgetful-nerd]

Deadpool: Logan, Idea!

Wolverine, already exasperated: what’s you're idea, Wade?

Deadpool: lets get married!

Wolverine: what.

Deadpool: let’s get wed! Matrimonious like!!

Wolverine: Is this a bit?

Deadpool: YEAH IT’S A BIT! Come on! We’ll get a house, we’ll spend our golden years together, we’ll hold each other at night, it’ll be hilarious!

Wolverine: that’s not a bit. That's just a marriage.

Deadpool: I know! And when people find out they are going to lose they’re minds! And they’ll have no idea!

Wolverine: what won’t they know?!

Deadpool: that it was a bit!

Wolverine: Wade, you don't know what a damn bit is.

Deadpool: come on! We’ll be a two income household! We’ll get tax write offs! We’ll adopt a pitbull and that freaky spider kid! Say yes!

Wolverine: …

Deadpool: you're thinking about it!

Wolverine: no I'm not. Leave me alone.

[doubleragnarok]

This art is a declaration of love for oneshinyapple's story “Built To Fall Apart (and Back Together)”

I have to say, it's hard to find the words to describe the emotions her work evoked in me. Everyone who reads fanfics has one such fic that you can't forget, right? Big, dramatic, with wonderfully and canonically written characters? With a plot you couldn't even imagine? Where there are your favorite tropes? Has everything you need and more?

This one is exactly like that, and it's also written about SpideyTorch, a very underrated OTP that I originally wouldn't even dream of finding anything worthwhile on.

If you love Spideytorch, but skipped "Built To Fall Apart" because it's not finished…. trust me, it's worth your time.

OSApple created their universe based on canon. There are familiar characters and situations, but some things happened differently. The author took the story where it needed to go. And then…. introduced another Johnny and Peter from the 616 universe!

It was such a magnificent audacity, I still can't believe it. Their appearance was for me like Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield appearing in the movie "No Way Home".

My draw certainly can't tell and convey everything that's in this fic. But I hope it will please you, dear Oneshinyapple.

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 134

Danny does not like leaving amity. When he’s not there he is in a stressed and anxious state. He knows he can run to the ghost zone in amity.

Everywhere else. Yea. The government can legally dissect him and he wouldn’t have easy access to safety. So no. No thank you. He will very much not go anywhere else.

Then of course a field trip happens.

Dannys forced to go. Lines like maybe you’ll see an alien. Their hero’s it’s perfectly safe. From the minute he gets there he is beyond stressed and on edge.

Then they go to the watchtower. They were so lucky they got the opportunity (heros definitely not just trying to see what’s up with amity discreetly after finding firewalls blocking info).

He is not discretely hiding it at all. Hovering by doors. Definitely not plotting if he could escape into the vacuum of space. Thinking about all the times the government tried to kill him. The sun wouldn’t kill him right? He could escape to the sun. Or how legally the league would have to turn him in. Like they work with the government. Just pure panic thoughts.

He is absolutely not thinking of every scenario that could happen. Definitely not spiraling the longer they are there.

It’s not like anyone could tell.

Everyone could tell. And with the panic as bad as it was. Well they did have a couple mind readers.

[viggos-mortensen]

WAITING FOR GUFFMAN

1996, dir. Christopher Guest

[punkeropercyjackson]

I swear fake superhero dudesbros would scream,hurl,cry and then explode if i told them as someone who's read for a wide variety of comic book characters and has specifically read everything Red Hood is in and is working on the same for the Spiderverse comics,that since Superman was made by jewish men to reflect the jewish experience and has jewish-coding as a result and BATMAN is also jewish for the same reason and Wonder Woman was created out of William Mourton Martson's love and respect for his bisexual girlfriends/wives,being a minority is not only not a bad trait in a superhero BUT A REQUIREMENT FOR BEING A REAL ONE BASED OFF COMICS HISTORY.Did you know Green Arrow is a socialist despite being a white cishet blonde guy also.And that Green Lantern is implied to be transfem on at least one occasion.And that there's multiple girl Robins and even more Batgirls of color and a black Robin who's more of a real superhero than Danny F*nton or whoever the fuck could ever be.And-