#Superman (Lex Luthor)

[lovesick-joey]

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[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Bruce: How can you afford this on a reporters salary?

Clark: Oh Lex owes me child support.

Bruce: What?

Clark: Yeah, any damage Kon causes as superboy I mark as “after school activities.”

[bixels]

Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Superwoman!

Some character designs I did for a Superwoman concept idea.

[junkfoodcinemas]

The Batman (2022) dir. Matt Reeves Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

[frownyalfred]

Bruce Wayne is so much stronger than me, because if I was him I would walk straight up to Lex Luthor at a fundraiser, lean down, and whisper you want to fuck Superman so bad it makes you look stupid in his ear before flitting away with zero context.

[soranatus]

Rivals/Frenemies at first sight <3 By digital artist, Vinicius Lopez

[sahind]

"Your choice, your actions. That's what makes you who you are." SUPERMAN (2025) Directed by James Gunn

[noodles-and-tea]

Has thou considered… Superboy? I love his punk look it’s soooo argh

And when he’s not drawn white as hell? GOOD LORD-

Thoroughly considered!!!

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 23! Clark ate Lex up ngl

Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next

[leechlets]

guys wouldn't it be crazy if bruce wayne actually WAS batman?

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no IM saying that there's something going on with commissioner gordon and batman. that shit is not straight.

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fucking gothamblr always going on about their goddamn police force. licked enough boots yet?

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Hey everyone, first post on Tumblr. I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied.

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BOOSTER GOLD COCK MONOLOGUE ON MY DASH? IRL??

□ midnighterstanno1 Follow

guys make sure you have your dates turned on for this one. I still can't believe they used to let you edit tumblr posts. one of you did this to a SUPERHERO.

□ supermanssupertits Follow

someone tell lex luthor to stop trying to buy twitter and to come on tumblr. i want to cock monologue him.

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FUCK YOU GUYS. IM OVER THESE STUPID POLLS. SUPERVILLIAN FOUND ME AND RUINED MY APARTMENT.

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ALAN SCOTT ISN'T EVEN A REAL GREEN LANTERN YOU STUPID BITCH. KILL YOURSELF.

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#what the fuckkkk #HELPPPPP

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i cannot believe they actually let oliver queen be mayor of star city that one time. with his stupid ass goatee??? he was good but guys that could have ended SO badly. but the fuck else are you going to do.

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Lex FUCKING Luthor's stupid ass going on about "Superman's secret identity". BITCH HE LIVES IN THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE! WE KNOW THAT. HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.

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so i'm writing my thesis on the the impact thomas and martha wayne had on gotham and how their death affected the social and political climate of the next few decades and guys, the waynes were fucking their butler. there is NO explanation for this.

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TUMBLR, I HAVE SEEN PEOPLE POST BRUCE WAYNE'S SEX TAPE ON THIS GODDAMN SITE. BUT I SUGGEST THE WAYNES WERE FUCKING THEIR BUTLER AND YOU REMOVE MY PHOTO. THERE WAS NOTHING MATURE ABOUT IT!

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hey guyssss, my work is being held hostage again. so send in your asks, and I'll try to keep you updated. (also, if I die, I have the next 4 updates of my batman x superman x reader fic on queue, so don't fret!)

soooo ask away!!

[jetslay]

First images from season 3 of MAWS!

(Images credits: ToonamiSquad & FanboyFighter)

[secretidentie]

Since Bruce is a celebrity everyone assumes his PR team runs his socials but since he's a cluster of paranoia he refuses to let anyone else do it. That means when he randomly tweets something out of pocket he has the perfect excuse.

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BRUCE WAYNE TWEETS : "Had a meeting with share holders today and I finally understand why red hood had a bag of severed heads" AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH "I'd like to apologize on behalf of my social media manager for my last tweet" BUT STILL DOESN'T TAKE IT DOWN.

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Clark, trying to be nonchalant : hey I wanted to ask about your post from yesterday.

[a picture of Alfred's cooking posted on IG with the caption "dinner almost looks as delicious as @thesupermanofsteel 🤤"]

Bruce *sweating bullets under the cowl and pretending to work *: oh I haven't seen what my team posted yet.

Clark *immediately burning the bouquet he brought to confess his feelings before Bruce sees* : oh, okay

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At a gala

Lex Luther: so I saw your last tiktok

[video of the Waynes on vacation captioned "with the wind in my hair and my kids by my side, @lexluther can't relate"]

Bruce in full Brucie mode : you know how it is with media managers, lexy. I mean yours just posted a whole Twitter rant saying I had work done and then deleted it an hour later HAha, can you believe it!

Lex who can definitely believe it because he wrote that rant himself at 2am :........ Umh...... I'll have to see who's responsible for that.

[cakypa120]

Billy is kidnapped often. Nothing serious. The villain just wants to tell his monologue of hatred towards a certain hero. All the villains have noticed how the heroes listen to or discuss Billy Batson, the host of a small radio station. That's why the boy is kidnapped. At least once a week. The villains vividly describe their hatred, some even say a spoiler for future crimes. Billy then tells it vividly the next day and jokingly asks the villains to at least feed him, because of their kidnappings he cannot eat normally.

The villains listen to him!

Lex Luthor brought him a whole steak! The Riddler bought him fries, a burger, and a large Coke!

So Billy, being a good person who loves his job, thanks them for the lunch and repeats their monologue word for word, even overacting a little. (But the villains are delighted by this)

Meanwhile, the League is panicking because they are the reason Captain Marvel's son is constantly being kidnapped! Marvel always looks at them with a disappointed look the next day if Billy is kidnapped. But there is nothing they can do! But they tried! Honestly! Captain stop looking at them like that! They didn't know that talking about Billy would turn out like this!

Flash and Superman feel very guilty. After all, it is their villains who often kidnap the boy. Batman tries not to look disappointed at his villains when he finds out that one of them kidnapped Billy, again.

Billy, meanwhile, made a list of villains who treated him very well. In first place was Captain Cold, in second place was the Riddler and Lex Luthor, and in third place was Scarecrow, to the surprise of Batman and Billy himself.

Yes, Billy showed this list to the superheroes so that they would know who was treating him how. As a result, Flash spilled the beans to Snart, and as everyone knows, villains are the best gossips. The news about this list spread like wildfire.

Now the goal among the villains was to get at least into the top five of this list.

Let's just say that Billy started getting kidnapped much more often.

[peteneems]

[radiance1]

Danny has been reincarnated.

Which was an odd thing to realize, it wasn't even a slow one he just... snapped into it one day. One moment he was staring at a wall out of boredom the next, well, he was staring for an entirely different reason.

It was a task for his now young -he thinks around three years old?- mind to work its way through the memories, but it wasn't like he had much else to do honestly. So, what does he know?

His name is Danny, like, his actual name and not just a moniker. He was once a halfa and he already knows he's going to be missing invisibility and intangibility. He, well, died. For like, a second time which actually makes sense because reincarnation-

Anyways.

He was a clone of two people from this thing called the Justice League which, weird name but probably some government or activist group. Wonder Woman and Superman. Which were pretty weird names to name your kids but eh.

He doesn't really remember much besides that from this life, or the one from before but he's an adult! He'll figure things out once he gets out of this containment tube thing.

Did he mention he was in a test tube? He's a tube baby now. He thinks? Or maybe it's more like he's being contained.

Whatever.

So he breaks out. Thank you apparent superstrength that he has no idea why he has but he's not going to complain! He then wandered around all of the other test tubes, able to remember just enough of English to see that yea, they're dead.

He probably was too, before he had memories zapped into him. Or a vegetable.

He then finds this really big container, checks it out, then opens it because the clone inside isn't dead!

'Project Match' it said. He'll just call him Match.

Was he thanked for helping him? Nope. You would think that he would be thanked or at least somewhat respected for saving this guy but nope!

He was, quite literally, held up by his leg and dangled in the air. Who dangles a three-year-old?! Well, he was technically and adult but still! The next few things were a blur but after pulling off the old Fenton charm he found him and Match outside as he tried to stop him from attacking random people.

Luckily the charms and privilege of the youngest (he's assuming he's the youngest, because he's physically three) was more than enough to get through to him. Sure, the guy couldn't form words, really aggressive for literally no reason, really weird but also absolutely cool looking eyes. But he worked around the first issue by developing their own personal language from like grunts and stuff, the second he once again used his youngest privilege to boss him around and the third a pair of sunglasses easily fixed.

He just had to steer Match clear of those random S crest mark thingies. Which was a weird thing to hate but hey, he's not there to judge.

[blessyouhawkeye]

very funny to me that the planet blowing up part of superman's backstory almost immediately became a problem for comic book writers who wanted more kryptonians to work with. they just have to keep finding increasingly convoluted reasons behind why yet another kryptonian survived. "this is supergirl, she's superman's cousin, her dad also got her off the planet before it exploded!" yeah okay i'll buy that for a dollar. "this is superdog, superman's dad sent him to earth for clark before he died!" well that'll take a few more dollars from me but i love him so okay. "this is superboy, lex luthor hated superman so much he created a clone in a test tube using his dna and superman's to create a half human half kryptonian" well. uh. what? huh? hello?