Me: Kind of craving one of those stories where a rugged and charismatic dude slowly grows from reluctant father-figure into fully-fledged dad to a feisty, orphan girl.
Sea Beast:
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*laughs nervously* Izzy? Dead and gone for good? Naaaah, of course not, he’s just in the gravy basket…or on his way to get sea witch necromancied back by seagull Buttons. He’s ok, he’ll be back…he’ll totally be back 🥲.
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Self-care is great, but the truth is, it only goes so far.
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Damian Living On Tim's Murder Boat AU Part 3
Bernard, singing: A single mom who works two jobs, she loves her kids and never stops~
Damian: Dowd keeps singing that song over and over, I think he's broken.
Tim: You're thinking of records, not people.
Bernard: Do you like the mloukhieh I made you?
Damian: It's not as good as my mother's, of course.
Bernard: Of course.
Damian: But it's an acceptable replacement.
Damian: What do you organize your books by? It's not alphabetical, it's not genre, it's not date of publishing.
Damian: It's not something pedestrian as color of the cover. So what is your system?
Tim: Vibes.
Damian: What?
Tim: Vibes.
Damian: What?!
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things in OPLA that felt particularly queer-coded
Zeff and Garp telling war stories over a romantic candle-lit dinner
Luffy climbing on Zoro's chest right after he proclaimed he needed him
"I'm his first mate"
Buggy sitting like a hoe in his intro shot
Buggy being mean and bitter like he never got over that one ex
the Pirate Cat crew and any character with lil whiskers
Helmeppo's growth after a bad haircut
the cute animal hats the biggest toughest Marines wear
Zoro holding his third sword in his mouth
Sanji and Zoro bantering mid-fight about what Luffy needs
the found family vibes of the Straw Hat Crew
Koby bringing Luffy his wanted poster and telling him he's a "wanted man" while looking at him softly
honestly everytime Koby looked at Luffy like he was his whole world
Dracule Mihawk
Zoro asking Kuro if they met before at the Funky Bar
Sanji's customer service
the general worldbuilding being so campy and goofy
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One Piece fans seeing the new LA fans fall in love with the strawhats
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The funny part is that I will always find someone in the fandom that denies the sibling dynamic because B doesn't think of the caretaker as a parent. Buddy, B doesn't need to.
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Fake Cryptids, Real Ghosts
Ok, so dp x dc/batfam because this AU has me by the throat but what if it's the fake cryptid batfamily AU who never joined the JL.
Just...imagine it. The Batfamily has been protecting Gotham quietly but fiercely by scaring the daylights out of criminals as creatures that go bump in the night. A bit of stage magic, frightening method acting, contortion, a whole language comprised of chirps, growls, and body language, and the best tech possible and you've got a recipe for striking fear into the hearts of everyone.
They've got shrines on the rooftops, vaguely on the JL radar (Cause really, who's gonna believe that Gotham, one of the worst cities has a demon problem? Constantine? Homeboy took one look at Gotham and went Nope.) and they're protected cause any self respecting Gothamite wouldn't go spilling the beans to Outsiders. The Bats keep them safe. Who would believe them anyways?
Enter half dead, half alive Danny Fenton.
Danny Fenton who has a best friend's named Tucker and Sam who find out about the Gotham Cryptids, and go absolutely ham on research because here lies something,a bunch of someone's who are Other. Maybe they're creepy but they're cool and they're Heroes and they help people.
Sure, at first it was an attempt from Sam and Tucker to help their best friend feel less alone in the face of other, more 'normal' heroes and people out there in the world. Maybe they try to further bury the Bats online cause if anyone understands keeping on the down low, it would be Amity Parker's. For awhile, Danny Fenton, sometimes Phantom is simply happy to know he's not alone.
Then he's outed and his sister who's long since been ecto-contaiminated is put at risk there's nowhere that seems safer. Gotham is a chaotic city, even without the Bats factoring in. After all Gotham has (Demons-Spirits-Creatures?) The Bats already. Who would care if a halfa and his sister hide out there? As long as they're respectful of their territory, it'll be fine right? Besides, they've got to warn the Bats anyways about the GIW and government. They're coming after ghosts, who knows if they'll be next? Spooky things have to look out for each other after all.
Cue shenanigans as Phantom who stops hiding all of his creepier traits as a ghost walks up to the Totally Human but Faking it Batman with really thoughtful gifts for all of their shrines (And one fruitcake), no heartbeat and an earnest plea for a safe haven in their Haunt because the Ancients taught him manners and the importance of respecting another entities territory.
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