#Tim is Candace

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny and Cass are Dr Doof and Agent P

So! Here's a simple prompt. Danny is a small time Villain who uses his Technical Mind to build batshit crazy Inventions in an attempt to take over the "Tri-City Area" (Gotham, Bludhaven, Metropolis). Cass is the Silent Badass who is stuck having to defeat him every time.

Just imagine it!

...

Danny: Ahhh, Orphan. What an unexpected surprise. And by Unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! *slams buttom* *trap springs up around cass*

Cass: ...

Danny: Now, I bet you are wondering why I have covered all of Metropolis in Aluminum Foil. Well. IF I am to take over the Tri City Area, all three Cities must be together! So, using my Fenton-Magnet-Inator, I will pull Metropolis across the Harbor and unite all 3 cities! What do you think of that!? *turns back to cass*

Cass: *holding the dismantled trap with a bored look on her face* ...

Danny: ...Okay then, fine, whatever. It took me all day to design the perfect trap for you and you dismantled it in 5 seconds...I'm not upset...

Cass: *sheepish look* ...want to fight now...?

Danny: ...I would like that...

...

And if Danny is Dr Doofenshmirtz, and Cass is Agent P, who would Phineas and Ferb be? I vote for Jon and Damian.

And Tim is Candace.

...

Jon: I know what we're gonna do today!

Damian: This will be entertaining.

*5 hours later*

Tim: BRUU-UCE! Jon and Damian built a Kryptonian Flying Roller Coaster!

Bruce: I'm one of the world's greatest detectives Tim, I think I would have noticed that.

Tim: *also one of the world's greatest detectives* ...dude...

...

This was just a fun thought I had at work, but I feel like it works well enough.

This could be a Romantic Cass/Danny, or just regular old Frenemies Cass/Danny, but either way I just really love the concept of Danny being a Villain and Cass being the Hero constantly sent to stop him.

(Maybe he is too competent otherwise? The other Heroes don't know why, but every time someone other than Cass tries to stop him he is suddenly Extremely Dangerous. Maybe it's a Crush?)

[odinsblog]

I hate sellouts with a passion, but I try to remember something I once read:

“Every minority and every people has its share of opportunists, profiteers, freeloaders and escapists. The hammer blows of discrimination, poverty and segregation must warp and corrupt some. No one can pretend that because a people may be oppressed, every individual member is virtuous and worthy. The real issue is whether in the great mass the dominant characteristics are decency, honor and courage.”

—Martin Luther King Jr., Why We Can't Wait, 1968

Anyway, this may be old news for some of us, but definitely not for all of us. Salute to all of the Black and Brown people with morals and heart, who don’t sellout, even though the overwhelming majority of us could easily get rich quick (if we were sellouts). 🫡

[africanamericanreports]

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[introspectivememories]

kon and lex but in the style of doofenshmirtz and vanessa

[simp-for-the-batfam]

It is a rare day when the Batfamily has a declared day and night off (usually instituted by Alfred when everyone is injured). They decided to spend the day watching a movie together. Only, Bruce is fed up with the Batkids spending too much time arguing over what movie they should watch and turns it to a random channel that happened to be playing Phineas and Ferb. He states that 'if you act like children, you watch childish things'. Little did Bruce know how much of a pain it would cause him.

First off, Damian has never seen the show, but now that he has, the OWCA agents, especially Agent P, are his favorites. He is already compiling a list of measurements as to give Alfred to make custom fedoras for Titus, Alfred the Cat, Batcow, and any other pet the Wayne's own. Alfred already has the sewing machine out. Damian even commissioned one for Hailey that Dick can't wait to put on her. And on a completely unrelated note, an animal smuggling ring that Damian busted last week happened to have an abused platypus that Damian has now decided would be better fit in the Wayne Manner than taken care of in some wildlife preserve.

Dick remembers trying to recreate do everything Phineas and Ferb's summer as a kid, and is now determined to do it again. While everyone is distracted by the show, he calling is order and favors, determined to make things and contacting anyone who could help. He already has the Teen Titans on his side. He even ordered roller coaster parts that should come tomorrow and who knows what else. While he might not be able to personally build everything, he knows people who could. But for some reason, the parts never arrive at the manor.

Jason is hardcore identifying with Candace. While he is not the oldest, he knows what it is like to have the perfect sibling that never gets caught for their wrongdoing (*cough*cough* Dick). He already had to go through Dick's crazy summer plans before when he was Robin, trying to stop Dick from getting himself killed, and he doesn't want to do it again. Throughout the show, he is trying to bust Dick whenever he leaves to make a suspicious phone call, but Dick always says he is ordering takeout. Jason is pulling his hair out wondering how come no one has questioned the amount of times Dick has left to order food and how none of it has arrived yet. When he gets a chance, he sings E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.Z. directed toward Dick, who sits up front looking completely innocent.

The minute Phineas and Ferb is mentioned, Stephanie quicky fled the room only to roll back in full Duckie Momo apparel. She has on a Duckie Momo onesie, Duckie Momo slippers, and Duckie Momo glasses. In fact, the whole floor has become a Duckie Momo nest, complet with blankets and pillows. She even had a matching onesie for Cass. She also came in knowing all of the songs word for word and had so much fun recreating the "Squirrels in my pants" dance.

When Cass isn't in the Duckie Momo nest with Steph, cuddling a Duckie Momo plushie, she is copying fight scenes from the show. It started off as Steph asking if she could do a move Agent P did, only for her to recreate the whole scene. Now everyone is wanting Cass to copy any of the animals fighting moves, but she declined until she also got a fedora. Damian quickly got her one and declared her an honorary OWCA Agent. Dick tried to join in, but failed. Jason about died laughing about how a platypus could beat Dick in a fight, only for Damian to yell, "Agent P is a worthy opponent, Todd!" with Cass nodding in agreement. Either way, Dick has mainly been pouting ever since.

Tim has been up for about a week before he got dragged into family time. Now, he is just staring numbly at the TV, saying 'mood' whenever Doofenshmirtz talks about his awful childhood backstories (like the one where his parents didn't show up for his birth), giving Bruce an aneurysm each time. Tim is already on the edge, and Bruce just hopes he doesn't gain any motivation to copy Doof's 'take over the Tri-state area' schemes. Bruce especially worries whenever Tim spots a machine and says 'I could build that'.

Unbeknownst to Bruce, Barbara already has the schematics for all of Doof's machines as well as Phineas and Ferb's. What started as a bored interest during summer as a child grew over time, especially with all resources she gained by being Batgirl and Oracle. The information on both are kept in separate secret heavily protected files to keep Tim away from Doof's and Dick away from Phineas and Ferb's. She even has a warning system in place if either of them get close to making one of the machines, either on accident or on purpose, and diverts them away from completing it. The system also includes orders to return any shipments made solely for the purpose of recreating a machine and deleting any records of the order in the first place (hence why Dick's shipment never came). But Babs is content with letting Bruce worry and continues to watch the show with a Duckie Momo blanket spread over her lap (courtesy of Steph).

Since Duke was still working day shift (he wasn't as injured as the others and wanted to flee before there was bloodshed over choosing the movie), he comes back home and happens to conveniently be listening to a playlist of Phineas and Ferb's greatest hits. Upon seeing everyone, Duke takes an earbud out and asks, "Whatcha doin'?" The only answer he got was Steph throwing another Duckie Momo onesie in his face.

An hour later, Jason and Steph are singing BUSTED on top of a table, Jason as a warning to Dick and Steph just for the heck of it. Meanwhile, Cass and Duke acts as Duckie Momo backup dancers with full choreography. Dick wanted to join in as well, but Jason forced him to sit down and watch, hoping the message will sink through, but Dick thinks it is because they don't like his dancing so now he is pouting again. Tim is waving his cellphone light as if this is the most meaningful part of the night, while Damian is about to wrestle the fedora onto Alfred the Cat, as the cat keeps batting it away. All the while, Babs is recording everything.

Bruce is reminded that this is why you should never watch daytime television and turns the channel, despite the cries of anguish. Only to be horrified when Alfred reminds him and the children that show is can be viewed on Disney + and can be streamed at anytime. He runs back to his room as the beginning notes to the intro fill the air and all his children sing along.

[graveyardgremlins]

Batfam nicknames in my fanfic

Big bird/Dickie/Dickleton: Dick

Baby Bird/حياتي (Hayati): Damian

Big Bat/Beloved/Brucie/Pretty boy/Mr. Man: Bruce

Jaybird/Jay/Little Wing/Buffy: Jason

Duckling/Little Duckling: Tim

Lark/Twilight Sparkles: Duke

Cassandra of Troy/Casey Jones: Cass

Barbie/Red/Sauron/Daphne (from Scooby Doo)/Candace (from Phineas and Ferb)/Kim Possible and more (Guess who calls her all that): Barbara

Blondie/Megatron: Steph

Bane of My Existence (by Tim): Lucius

Foxy/Bwing/The Marvelous Flying Fox: Luke

Kitty Kat/Mittens/Whiskers/Lucky/Nala/Puss In Boots/Smudge/Fluffy/Patches/Socks/Felix: Selina

Kate gets no nicknames because if anyone calls her anything other than her name or "Aunt Kate" she will literally kill herself in front of you to change the trajectory of your life.

[17-million-years-of-pining-poll]

Here's our roster!!!

These are all 32 pairs (or trios!) that will be competing in this bracket :> In no particular order, they are,,, 1 - Barry Bluejeans and Lup (Blupjeans) from The Adventure Zone 2 - Aziphrale and Crowley (Ineffable Husbands) from Good Omens 3 - Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth (Narumitsu) from Ace Attorney 4 - Hua Cheng and Xie Lian (Hualian) from Heaven Official's Blessing 5 - Catra and Adora (Catradora) from She-ra 6 - Princess Bubblegum and Marceline (Bubbline) from Adventure Time 7 - Merlin and Arthur (Merthur) from Merlin 8 - Dean Winchester and Castiel (Destiel) from Supernatural 9 - Rashmi Jamil and Amelie Macon (Rashmelie) from Entropic Float 10 - Tim Drake and Conner Kent (Timkon) from DC 11 - Wei Wuxian and Lan Wanji (Wangxian) from Mo Dao Zu Shi 12 - Raine and Eda (Raeda) from The Owl House 13 - Mike Wheeler and Will Byers (Byler) from Stranger Things 14 - Pearl and Rose Quartz (Pearlrose/Rainbow Quartz) from Steven Universe 15 - Benjamin Kondraki and Alto Clef (Clefdraki) from SCP 16 - Dream/Morpheus and Hob Gadling from The Sandman 17 - Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase (Percabeth) from PJO 18 - Madoka and Homura (Madohomu) from Madoka Magica 19 - James T. Kirk and Spock (Spirk) from Star Trek 20 - Han Sooyoung and Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk (Yoohankim) from ORV 21 - Utena and Anthy (Utenanthy) from Revolutionary Girl Utena 22 - Red and Blue (Reguri) from Pokemon 23 - Nozomi and Mizore (Nozomizo) from Liz and the Blue Bird 24 - Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye (Royai) from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood 25 - Kevin Ryan and Javier Esposito (Rysposito) from Castle 26 - Basil and Sunny (Sunflower) from Omori 27 - Candace and Jeremy (Canderemy) from Phineas and Ferb 28 - Gideon and Harrow (Griddlehark) from The Locked Tomb 29 - Dana Scully and Fox Mulder (Msr) from The X Files 30 - Naruto and Sasuke (Narusasu) from Naruto (replacing jonmartin) 31 - Akane Kurashiki & Junpei (Junepei) from Zero Escape 32 - Yue Wuhuan and Song Qingshi (Yuesong) from Mistakenly Saving the Villain Bracket will be out ,,, some time this week <3 (dont trust me)

[siblingshowdown]

Congrats to the Winners of the 2023 Sibling Showdown, Nani and Lilo!

Nani and Lilo from Lilo and Stitch received 4 submissions for this showdown, 1/4 the amount of submissions as our first seed siblings, but they've been a clear favorite since the beginning. In the first round, they beat Kai and Nya from Lego Ninjago 78.2% to 21.8%, then moved on to beat Candace, Phineas, and Ferb from Phineas and Ferb 74.8% to 25.2% in round two, then Eda and Lilith from The Owl House 76.4% to 23.6% in round three. In the quarter finals, they beat Yakko, Wakko, and Dot from The Animaniacs 68.3% to 31.7%, then emerged victorious against Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy from The Chronicles of Narnia 65.2% to 34.8% in the semi-finals.

The finals was by far their closest challenge yet, but they still beat their opponents, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Cass, and Duke from DC Comics, by over 8% at 54.2% to 45.8%. 1626 people voted for them in the finals!

Congratulations to Nani and Lilo for being the first winners of the Sibling Showdown!

[alldancersaretalented]

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[mid-nightowl]

trick or treat <3

ahhhhh hi tauria!!!!! thank you for the trick or treat<3 🎃🎃🎃

so here's a small (very rough draft) lil drabble of a fem!jaytim idea i've had. its set in a weird timeframe, but basically jaye who's still on the outs with the bats teams up with tim (who has a massive crush on her) to take on the League of Assassins for some reason i have yet to come up with lmao

it's literally just called "tim & jaye take on the league" in my docs xD please enjoy<3

“Sorry, I’m about to be beheaded, can I call you back?” Jaye chirps into her comm, smiling up at the League assassins holding her down. 

“What?! What do you mean you’re about to be beheaded?!” Barbara shouts, voice crackling with static.

“What do I mean?” She chokes out a laugh. “I said I’m being beheaded.” 

The assassins gathered mumble and whisper to one another, motioning towards her. They seem pretty unconcerned over her kneeling in the dirt, unbothered by the fact that it might have been too easy to catch the Red Hood, one of the prodigies of Batman and Talia al Ghul. 

“I-...what?” Barbara’s words stall out, and Jaye can feel the disbelief and shock radiate through her comm. 

“Sorry about this,” She rolls her eyes and shrugs, as much as she can, being held down like this. “Work partners, what can you do?” 

“No worries, we can wait,” Koru states, in his perfect League dialect.

“Much appreciated, Koru,” Jaye responds back in the dialect, perfect accent and all.  

“Hood, be serious,” Barbara barks out.

“I am serious-!” She protests. 

“Yeah, Hood is definitely about to be beheaded,” Tim cuts in over the merged comm line. 

“Robin?! I-what are you doing with Hood?” Barbara screeches, her voice too high-pitched and crackling through the line. 

“What’s it look like I’m doing?” Tim snarks. 

“Can we not yell in my ear like a harpy? Oh hey, wait, actually, like a canary,” Jaye jokes, smothering the laughter in her throat. 

“Hood!” 

“Oh, Jesus Christ,” She mutters, rolling her eyes. 

“Robin! Where are you? You’ve been missing since Thursday and-” Barbara asks. 

“Uh, yeah. I left a note,” Tim answers.

“Timothy Jackson Drake!” 

Tim squawks at Barbara’s words and her frustrated batmom? older sister? tone. 

“I’m going to be beheaded with you two screaming in my ear aren’t I?” Jaye groans. “Koru, put me out of my misery.” 

“Can do, Hood.” Koru doesn’t hesitate to agree, rolling his shoulders slowly and stepping forward. One of his squad members steps forwards, unwrapping his sword from the green and gold fabric hiding it. 

“Oh my god, you two are worse than Cass and Steph,” Barbara groans over the comm line.

“Well, won’t be too much trouble for ya in about 15 seconds so,” She muses, watching as Koru prepares his sword and the other members get into position. 

“Hood! Goddamnit-Robin, what’s the plan here? I’m practically blind.” The rapid clack-clack-clack of Barbara’s keyboard echoes over the comm line, a soothing candace compared to the sounds of the League hideout she’s been dragged to. 

“We’re waiting,” Tim explains. 

“You’re….You’re waiting? Waiting for what?” 

“To see if they’ll actually go through with it.” Tim explains their plan like an eccentric scientist, captivated by the potential of his experiment but uninterested in the human squishy bits. 

Her successor fascinates her. She kind of wants to let him dissect her, little freak that he is.

“Repeat that again for me.” Barbara’s voice goes stone-cold. 

Jaye breathily laughs, watching Koru step directly in front of her with his sword, the silver metal gleaming in the high sun bearing down on them. 

“We’re waiting to see if Koru actually attempts to behead Hood,” Tim repeats. 

“Robin. Tim,” Barbara stresses his name. “Explain this plan to me, in full detail before they behead Jaye. Now.” 

“Ohohoho, I think you activated big sister mode there baby bird,” She laughs, grinning up at Koru. 

“I-...Koru won’t actually behead her. Talia’s orders. But it should bring out who were actually looking for.” 

“And who are you looking for?” 

Tim stays silent. Jaye observes the other league members settle into position, lips twitching with a smile at Tim’s reluctance to answer. 

“Tim,” Barbara growls. 

“Ra’s.”

“Ra’s? Ra’s al Ghul?!” Barbara screeches. 

She winces at the volume, “Hey, hey, hey! I would not like to die--again--with you two arguing in my ear.”

“Now is not the time for jokes, Hood,” Barbara hisses. “Tim, why in god’s name are looking for Ra’s al Ghul?!” 

“‘Cuz.” 

“Timothy-"

[odinsblog]

Black Republicans listening to Fox News

[can-they-lift-thors-hammer]

Hall of Hammer Wielders

Because Tumblr only lets a post have 100 links, I'm putting characters from the same fandom into groups/legions/pantheons/whatever you want to call them.

(Ignore the numbers, they're just for me, and they aren't going to make sense to anyone but me anyway.)

The Star Trekkers (6 members) 🥈

7. Chell

The Atlanteans (4 members)

The Space Explorers (4 members)

The Transformers (2 members)

17. Frieren

18. Sailor Moon

19. Izuku Midoriya

The Marvelous Marvels (2 members)

The Sonicverse (2 members)

24. Hatsune Miku

The Stargaters (2 members)

27. Marty McFly

28. Niko

The Wilds (2 members)

The Dragons (3 members)

34. Doomguy

35. Sir Daniel Fortesque

36. Gideon Nav

The Cats (3 members)

40. Ortho Shroud

41. Seyka

The Magic Schoolkids (2 members)

44. Newt Scamander

45. Goku

The Buffyverse (2 members)

48. Olimar

49. Zhang Chengling

50. Rare Thwok

51. The Collector

The Digimon (2 members)

54. Heavy

The Rains (3 members) 🥉

58. Ada Paige

59. Banhammer

The Programs (2 members)

62. SpongeBob SquarePants

63. Aeryn Sun

64. Shrek

The Half Lifers (2 members)

67. Arthur Morgan

68. Shoyo Hinata

69. Bau (OC)

70. Peeta

71. Sam Winchester

72. Kirby 🥇Highest percentage of Yes votes

73. Yugi Mutou

74. Luigi

75. Candace Flynn

76. Ash Williams

The Star Warriors (2 members)

79. Macchanu

80. Jonathan Joestar

81. Rodney Copperbottom

82. Coco

83. Gojo Satoru

84. Sam Carpenter

85. Eve Baird

86. Trucy Wright

87. Ali Abdul

88. Emma

89. Laios

90. Lord Yoshii Toranaga

91. Jak

92. Hank Hill

93. Soren

94. Tim Drake

95. Nico di Angelo

96. Thorfinn

97. Ri Jeong-hyeok

98. Judy Nails

99. Lucas Sinclair

100. Naruto Uzumaki

101. Tommy Oliver

102. Tyreese Williams

103. Ninja Brian

104. Thor (God of War)

The RWBY...um...whatever they ares (4 members)

109. Michael Jackson from the movie Moonwalker

110. Mickey Mouse (Kingdom Hearts version)

111. Kali the Red Mist

[momphineasandferbmadeablog]

What’s ur dream pnf crossover parody (like how they did Star Wars an stuff)

well they kind of already did a lord of the rings inspired thing with stumbleberry finkbat and excaliferb but i still would just love a full one. the flynn fletchers are all hobbits, buford is a dwarf, isabella is an elf, baljeet is a wizard. if you get it, you get it.

dc comics, cause fuck marvel and fuck mission marvel in particular. i want phineas and ferb to meet batman. they trick out the batmobile. isabella and damian try to kill each other. baljeet and tim geek out together. doof hangs out with lex luthor while perry works with krypto the super dog to take them down. vanessa works with black canary and candace works with wonder woman and they both develop hero crushes.

also this is completely just self indulgent but someone put those boys in the magic school bus right now before i loose my mind.

[most-mistreated-characters]

THE MATCH UPS (Round 1)

Left Side

Jesus vs. Tori Vega

Trina Vega vs. Yellow Guy

Scott Evil vs. Todd Jacobson

Jesse Pinkman vs. Candace Flynn

Jack Kline vs. Megamind

Sheldon Cooper vs. Sunny Baudelaire

Isadora Quagmire vs. Leafpool

Morrigan Crow vs. Filthy Rich

Bubble vs. Theodore Templeton

Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz vs. Butters

The Cabbage Merchant vs. Meg Griffin

Starscream vs. Sam Puckett

Freddie Benson vs. Spiders

Ants vs. Tony Stark

Mabel Pines vs. Amy Pond

Mary Jane Watson vs. Nathan Byrne

Bees vs Alberto Scorfano

Finn vs. K1-B0

Wheatley vs. Bucky Barnes

Klaus Hargreeves vs. Will Graham

Viktor Hargreeves vs. Harry Dresden

Crosshair vs. Bruce Banner

Jaskier vs. Anya Jenkins

Saw Gerrera vs. Kira Yukimara

Chloe Valentine vs. Christopher Lightwood

Xion vs. Loki

Aaron Hocthner vs. Mouse Gerwitz

Sasuke vs. Marcus

Matsuda vs. Kanji Tatsumi

Hades vs. Ursala

Sam Winchester vs. Yamcha

Gamzee Makara vs. Tavros Nitram

Right Side

Bill Woodward vs. Charlotte

Jonathan Sims vs. Tim Stoker

Violet Baudelaire vs. Donald Duck

Klaus Baudelaire vs. Hunter De Vil

Skylar White vs. Peeta Mellark

Miles O'brien vs. Chloe

Alicent Hightower vs. White Out

Gwen Cooper vs. Sera

Sadness vs. Logan Sanders

Steve Harrington vs. USA

Will Byers vs. gary gergich

Papyrus vs. Hunter

Hooty vs. Nico Di Angelo

Raine Whispers vs. Sally Acorn

Shadow vs. Zuko

Ken (The Bee Movie) vs. Mike Hanlon

Mammon vs. Frodo

Boromir vs. Castiel

Juzo Sakakura vs. Tasha Yar

Klavier Gavin vs. Faramir

Ellie vs. Skoodge

Vanessa vs. Anders

Asgore Dreemurr vs. Malyen Oretsev

Sara vs. Derek Hale

Dylan Dalmatian vs Sansa Stark

Luis Cabrera vs. Chara Dreemurr

Lance McClain vs. Guillermo de la Cruz

Ian Rider vs. Ezreal Leasra

Yumena Kyusaku vs. Asriel Dreemurr

Denji vs. Rachel

Bain vs. Colin Robinson

Noel Levine vs. Sakura Haruno

[appro880]

This Guy Never Fails to INSULT!

Even When He's Presumably Trying Not to...

Speaking at the Black Conservative Federation Gala in Columbia, S.C., Friday night, former President Donald Trump made a series of inflammatory comments about Black voters, including suggesting that Black voters support him because of his criminal indictments, that they have "embraced" his mug shot and that he could only see Black people in the audience because of how bright the stage lights were.

"Black people are so much on my side now because they see what's happening to me happens to them," Trump said about his various indictments.

To be clear, Donald Trump, is not some wayward youth who was out one night with friends who robbed a liquor store, and as a result, caught a case. This man grew up and has lived in privilege for most of his life.

He is a one man crime spree... He has 4 indictments and 91 criminal charges against him. Moreover, he is willing to throw the entire nation under the bus to keep from being held accountable for his crimes. He's lived his life on the edge, skirting the law and getting away with it for decades. And now that accountability appears to be on the horizon he's willing to destroy anyone and everything that threatens to get in his way.

He even has the audacity to try to pull his, so called black supporters into his web of deceit and lies. Some of the "Village Idiots", such as Tim Scott, Ben Carson, Snoop Dogg, Mike Tyson, Stacey Dash, Dennis Rodman, Azaelia Banks, Omorosa Manigault, Terrell Owens. Herschel Walker, Shawne Merriman, Latrelle Sprewell, Waka Flacka Flame, Sexyy Redd, Candace Owens, Ice Cube, Lil Wayne. Chrisette Michele, Tina Campbell, 50 Cent, Isaiah Washington, Kodak Black, Lil Pump, and of course head boot licker, Kanye West, might not be insulted by his racist comments or appalled by his outlandish shenanigans, but millions of hardworking, law-abiding black people are not amused by his constant putdowns and backhanded compliments...

I wonder how many of these celebrities would allow, Joe Biden, to get away with making, even one of these kinds of outlandish assertions? They'd be all over him!

As a Black Person Who Doesn't Commit Crimes, Has Never Served Time in Jail, and Doesn't Think Going to Jail is a Something to Be Proud of; I Find These Comments, and Inferences Totally Reprehensible!

[violetlunette]

I wanted to draw Candace as an evil scientist and decided to throw Doofenshmirtz in. This is the first time I got him right and I’m glad he turned out so well as practice sketches rarely faired well. I love Candace’s hair here and the Background. I don’t think Candace would be a science villain for obvious reasons but I think if she was her “experiments” would be something like Discworld’s Bloody Stupid Johnson’s stuff, where things never work how they’re supposed to but still have mind boggling results. (Of course, she would have the Tim Taylor affect from Home Improvement.) Still, OWCA has no idea what her experiments can do, so they send an agent to stop her. (Maybe an Agent Z for Zebra? Or Maybe she’s Heinz’s apprentice / hired help. She does the leg work and the basic building for the inators, while fighting Perry physically. Why would Candace work for a villain? In this AU, her parents divorced and the dad took Candace but died, leaving her with some debt she needed to pay off and she wasn’t going to crawl to (or live with) a family she barely remembers. (As a bonus Heinz cannot recognize her without the goggles.)