#batman batman batman

[the-stove-is-divorced]

the unshakable urge to post fic of feral 11 year old de-aged Bruce and Dick being slapped with the realization Alfred wasn't the best parent in the world. this going to be posted tmrw. or today. i am filled with energy. yes i already have a de-aged bruce fic, and what of it, HUH?

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[ochibrochi]

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

[se-qo]

alfred gave them the sheets

[starspilli]

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

[pinkiemachine]

I made a thing….

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[mildelectrocution]

Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes

[jacocoon]

I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy

[itsdabatt]

when your crime lord son has glow in the dark eyes

[the-stove-is-divorced]

currently being haunted by fic ideas with no time to squeeze them outta my brain like wet rag, but I also don't wanna forget them either so, cursing you to witness them too:

Invincible (s1 au)! -> Fearful he’ll die, Mark accepts his Dad's proposal. Two weeks later, the undead begin to walk. Or, Mark, morality, and mortality.

Invincible! (s1 au) -> Worried he’ll be a disappointment, Mark decided to keep his powers a secret from his parents until he’s skilled enough to show them. Meanwhile, when a new strong, undying hero shows up in the city, Nolan begins to suspect he’s not alone. Debbie, on the other hand, keeps running into a young new hero. Or, secret identity shenanigans my beloved.

Oblivion Battery! -> Character exploration, Between practice, Kei, the General, sees a video of what kind of person he's become without his memories. Quickly, the baseball team find themselves defending their resident, now absent and nor longer amnesiac, idiot.

DC! -> Literally no thoughts, just the idea of de-aged Bruce somehow ripping off Joker's ear with his teeth. Dick nearly has a stroke. Jason is somewhere between having a crisis, crying of laughter, and buying the kid a medal.

SUF! (post-canon) -> Steven and Jasper, incidentally, go back in time for a day. Guess how many times he swallows down a mental breakdown existing within a two mile vicinity of Rose Quartz.

DC! -> Bruce gets cursed. He doesn't quite know that though, mistaking it for a linger dose of fear toxin. Until, of course, his mother's body writhes along the floor, muddled by shadow and faded memory, and her blood stained, icy fingers clench onto his ankle, a ring digging into his flesh. Then, it's time to call Constantine.

DC! -> From a post floating around, Bruce time traveling back to right before Jason comes back to life, armed with the knowledge of his resurrection is soon coming, proceeds to make everyone think he's actually lost his unkind mind. Or, maybe, just maybe, digging up your son's coffin, placing it in his room, putting in motion sensors, and bringing in an assortment of daily meals and gifts insisting he'll wake up, does not inspire confidence you haven't lost your fucking marbles.

DC! -> Also based on a post. Avid magic hater, Bruce isn't exactly pleased to be chosen by the star sapphire ring. And yet, on rare evenings, there does appear a mysterious, yet comforting, Pink Knight.

Literally when I am at my fucking busiest is when I have the most ideas istg.

[h-l-w]

[whywoulditho]

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

[lovelylonelymoonlight]

Bruce unintentionally dissing the league while praising his kids is so funny to me

Bruce: we need an expert marksman for this job

Oliver: *getting ready to stand up to fully accept Bruce’s praise*

Bruce: Redhood will be here shortly. We also need someone quick on their feet. Luckily Cass is working on a case nearby so we can ask her

[inverted-typo]

But make them techno punk