we're all understandably distracted by mpreg joker, but let me put a brief spotlight on this gag because it's good
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Bruce Wayne can't handle even a cup of wine , so Brucie is most of time drunk in parties because he won't accept that he is bad with any alcoholic drink
No i will not elaborate.
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the boys>>
dick : leader of the teen titans. the first robin. becomes nightwing. dating starfire. hes pretty neat.
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jason : the second robin. now an anti-hero. got killed by joker. batman never saved him. resurrected by ra's al ghul's in the lazarus pit. hes got similiar qualities to batman.. except hes no boy wonder and does not care if he kills.
the red hood. hes arguably what deadpool is to marvel. except dc. (i think hes my favorite teehee)
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annd.. as for tim : well.. he never fully graduated from the robin title. superhero in his own right but red robin is about as good as it gets.
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damian : bruce's only bloodborne son. hes talia al ghul's spawn. a demon child. he is violent and was trained to kill by the league of assassins from a very young age. hes the current robin.
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Things I got today....I may or may not have a 2022 toy Batmobile coming tomorrow too 😅
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This is how I feel right now.😅
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Same old story, man sees a Batman toy, man goes to McDonnalds and buys it heheh just the middle one.
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damn Dick canonically called Jason his replacement 😯
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The reason I love the Red Hood being a crime lord instead of a vigilante is that Crime Alley, functionally, doesn't have the same problems as the rest of Gotham. Their main problem isn't the mad Rogues running around, it's the cycle of poverty, violence, and crime that they're all stuck in. And you know what one of the main ways to combat this is? Community. Organizing. Working together.
Except Crime Alley can't just choose to do that. Who would choose to join such a risky proposition instead of a gang that you know can help protect your family? So the Red Hood comes in and he looks like he's just creating another gang, the same as all the others.
Except he's serious about not selling drugs to kids or people in danger of overdosing. Except he protects the working girls fiercely, even if it loses him money. Except all the money he does make goes straight into the community if it's not making sure his employees are alright.
Working within the system is often a necessary measure to fix the system. Except the system in the case of Crime Alley isn't the government that abandoned them, it's the volatile, terrible gang set up. So Red Hood didn't just work within the system, he took it over and made it work for him instead.
Is this perfect? No. The other bats have valid disagreements with Jason's way of doing things. But he is doing so much good.
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Bruce as a disabled person since childhood creates a cyborg in a bat shape to fight crime, he can do it easily with commands (it can be Signal language,Morse code or voice command)
The cyborg was Developed to know and help with any difficulty that disabled persons can may have.
He helps Barbara after her accident, they both begin to understand each other very well.
All I can say is : Bruce leading the Justice league being a disabled person would be good to representativeness
I don't have any extra idea
And im sorry if something comes out strange since I'm not disabled so i cannot really express something really correct, if something makes someone Uncomfortable tell me so i can delete the post,
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Steph: Who was the best kid? Like, when you got them, who was best at, uh, being a..good kid?
Bruce, immediately: Jason.
Tim, traumatized: Let's not do this right now.
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