#congart

[ponlolhaha]

I WON'T APOLOGIZE.

[moxxpoxx]

jolly whatever to these fuckheads

[hannahwashington]

♾️🤔

The air is poisoned by the breath you waste on me.

[minty-bubblegum]

Can u be my maid of honor🥺🙏

YESSSS ALSJKSJDJDKJD 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[atipsilydrawngnostalgic]

miss lalonde it’s so good to see yoU again, in a manner of speaking ^u^ <waving> how have yoUr latest experiments been developing?

o m fuckin god uu i didnt kno u were on here too! ! :0 <—- me super shocked. waving back!!!!!!!!1!

any waves. theyv been goin alright, not much progess :T . and i am liek 90 PERCENT sure someone from th past is like sabotaging m or smth. ill update u when u cheer me on pc :3

[x-spark-l-dawg-x]

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HII!!! i'm spark l dawg (u can tell by my blog name) uhmm yeah im just a quirky lil slaying toon queen XD!!!! i like scenecore, breakcore (omg its so slay u need to listen to it queens!!!) killing cogs ^_^ and just slaying!!! :p i also have been diagnosed with psychopathy but that just makes me special!!! teehee

fun faxs so u can get to know me better :DDD

fav food: battery acid spaghetti and oil (i cant stop drinking it, it's a delicacy XD)

fav color: ufufuf they're all very slay but pink is the top!!! but if you call me girly for it i will cut off ur head <3

hobbies:

pronouns: ALL!!!!!!!! she/her mainly tho ;0

fav font: comic sans!!! :3 ugh i wish they had it here X( so unslay queens.....

okay hope u enjoyed reading this!!! slay out there queens!! <333

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[nylwnder]

JOEYYYYYY OH MA GAWD

[the-derksons-family-business]

What’s a nice boy like you doing in a mind like mine?~

-Marshall

Eric tried to speak, "well i-i Um.." his face went red. He screamed abit into his hands, covering his face.

[volcanicsleep]

congart @intotheelliwoods !!! 4000 is big and thinking about that many people makes me nervous lmao

[ave661]

OMG LOOK. JULIAN SAW YOUR ART 🤯🤯CONGARTS ❤️

OH MY GOOOOOOOD YES!

When I saw it, I screamed and my heart stopped for a second. Had to do few laps around the room and my family looked at me like I was crazy because I was smiling at my phone like an idiot.

I'm so happy he likes it!  😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[ponlolhaha]

congart doodle🐊 happy pride month, guys

[incorrectbatfam]

How would the batfam respond to strangers DMs

Stranger: Is your name really Duck?

Dick: Can't even make fun of my name right smh

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Stranger: Hey girl wyd?

Cass: *read at 4:03 PM*

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Stranger: I have a theory that you're not actually dead. If I'm right, give me something that's not a canned PR response.

Jason: No

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Stranger: I know you're not officially a Wayne but I think you're the most inspirational out of all of them.

Steph: You know that saying about never meeting your heroes?

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Stranger: Save your SOUL today. Renounce your sins and come to the ONE and ONLY path of Jesus Christ.

Kate: Thank you for subscribing to Lesbian Daily, where we send you pictures of lesbians for the amazing low rate of just $99.99 per day. To stop, please reply STOP.

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Stranger: Not to be creepy but I think I saw you on the street.

Tim: It was probably just a trash can

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Stranger: Why is your hair blue?

Harper: My mom was a Smurf and my dad was a rejected member of Blue Man Group

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Stranger: Lmao not you getting photobombed by some old guy XD

Barbara: That's my dad.

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Stranger: Congarts Sir or Madam, you have been selected for our Grand Cash Prize of 1$ million. To claim your winnings, please verify your identity with your Socials Security number..

Alfred: 0

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Stranger: How much time do you spend on that Mandalorian cosplay?

Duke: More than I'd like to admit

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Stranger: Wanna join my Discord?

Cullen: Yeah sure why not

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Stranger: Bruce Wayne is a billionaire but I just know he's ordering you pizza on a Friday night. Leave while you can because you deserve better.

Selina: I'd rather spend the night in sweatpants than an evening gown.

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Stranger: You're the Ryan Gosling of men

Bruce: Pretty sure Ryan Gosling is the Ryan Gosling of men.

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Stranger: Wanna see my axolotl?

Damian: Yes.

Damian: Show me.

*10 minutes later*

Damian: Hello?

Damian: Where is it?

*30 minutes later*

Damian: I can see you online.

Damian: I demand to see your axolotl.

*24 hours later*

Damian: I'm suing you.

[luimagines]

Congarts on the two year old blog!

If it's fine, can I request a FD sky in the royal au; just getting to know reader, flustering them at every turn and being a genuine menace to them

-🍄

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

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You didn't know what to do with the man that sat across from you.

If you could even call him a man.

His hair was stark white, perfectly accented by the bright red feathers in his hair as it draped over his shoulders. He had a pearlescent cape with a design of the country's emblem on the back. His clothes were about as casual as you could get when speaking to the King.

He's wearing black pants at least but his shirt holds the regality of the royal family. It's also white with stars and moons embroidered in golds around the edges with swirls that connect from one side of the tapestry to the next. It looks almost like a story was woven directly into the fabric. You're tempted to read it, but you don't want to be seen openly ogling the King in his own house.

His eyes were just as white as his hair with no sign of which direction he would be looking in, but it was clear to every hair that stood up at the back of your neck that he was very much watching you. More so than you were watching him.

A shaky hand reaches for the tea cup he's order to be served to you. You're not sure why you're here or what he wants with you, but he seems relaxed at least.

But you don't know what that means for you, so you're still a nervous wreck.

"I hear that your bakery is the best in my kingdom." He says after a beat once you set your tea cup back on the little saucer. You try to focus on that instead of the booming voice that threatened to pour into your very veins.

The cup has a beautiful floral pattern. It looks like porcelain but you could be wrong. The beautiful forget-me-not pattern echoes on the saucer below. the swirling flowers are beautifully painted.

But you feel dizzy and nauseous in an instant.

You put the cup away.

"Thank you... Your Majesty." You finally answer him. "I wouldn't personally say it's the best. but business has been good and your people have treated me nicely."

"My people?" There's an up tilt to his words and you have the slightest suspicion that there's humor in his words, but you struggle to read him.

"Yes." You answer calmly. "Your people."

"Are you not one of my people?" He picks up his own tea cup and takes a sip. You feel like running away.

"I'm not originally from here." You bite your lip and grip the seat beneath you. Every fiber in your being is telling you to run for it. But you're rooted to the spot.

The king nods and tilts his head as if in thought. "I suppose your accent would check out in that regard."

He says nothing as he takes another sip of his tea. Can't you just go home already?

"I'm having a party." He says at last. "I was hoping you'd be willing to cater it."

You feel your heart stop as relief threatens to melt you into a puddle. It's just business. You can do business. "O-oh... is that all?"

He nods once more. "I'd like a list of your menu and potential skills outside of your typical armory. I'm sure it goes without saying that you should bring the best of your accomplishments."

You can feel your nerves stealing in you as he speaks. You'll show him. These will be the best of the best. "Of course. I've never disappointed a costumer. I don't plan on starting now."

This time he actually smiles. "Perfect. May I ask for the estimate? I plan on giving a hefty down payment first-"

"No. For free." You cross your arms, ignoring the tea.

He stills, clearly not expecting that. His eyes don't obviously dart to you but the energy changes. The hair on the back of your neck stand up once more but you're not willing to budge on this.

"...I don't think so." He says calmly. "I pay for the full deal. I don't accept handouts."

"It's not handouts." You try to not glare at him. "It's exposure. The business that would result from this would payback tenfold the amount it would take to cater your party."

He frowns and stares at you as if you've said something dumb. "...I'm paying."

"No, you're not." You cross a leg to emphasize the point.

The King tilts his head. "Yes. I am. End of discussion."

"No you're not." You feel it in yourself to be indignant.

"Yes." He's smiling but you're not sure what to think about it. "I will pay the full price one way or another. I've enjoyed our chat but I'm afraid I've got other matters to attend to."

"That's a shame." You shrug. "Because this conversation isn't over until you let me do this for free."

The King of the land stops as he gets to his feet and kisses your cheek. "Then I suppose I'll simply have to invite you again, my dear. I'll see you soon."

You freeze and stay rooted to the spot once more as he leaves the room.

Your tea has gone cold by the time you're escorted out of the castle. This wasn't exactly what you had in mind- nor are you confident in yourself to keep surviving interactions with this powerful man.

Why couldn't he just have dropped it?

[audrey-emeralds]

Can you please do a fake instagram with Rob x actress!reader, where they break the internet by announcing the birth of their daughter and no one even knew they were pregnant cause they were so secretive. 😭🙏🏻

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ynpattinson For the past few months I have been preparing for my biggest role ever, putting my phone and scripts aside and reading magazines and many other books, listening to pieces of advice given by my mother and being educated for a new part in our lives. We are incredibly thankful for our baby girl and can't wait to meet her, so I only ask of you guys to give us a break, and some privacy and you will hear from us again when we are ready.

Love, Robert and Y/n Pattinson

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blakelively can't wait for girl play dates

robbertsmommy aaaaaaa congrats

zebramelon that's so amazing, congrats!

annehathaway the best of news right now, congratulation 🎉

rosiehw *adds another member to the mom group chat*

empattinson4lifeeeee ah! THIS IS AMAZING

sorrynotsingle oml there is a Pattinson baby on the day, I repeat a Pattinson baby on the way!

robpfandom girl this is some cute ass news, good for you

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ynpattinson After a few months here we are, introducing Amelia Charlotte Pattinson, our greatest creation.

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annehathaway hey there Amelia!

rosiehw ❤❤❤️

zoekravitz congarts dear!

intorpattinson my god it's a baby

user1 queen y/n is back, with a little princess

ynxroberopat AMELIA is literally my middle name and CHARLOTTE is my cousin's name like aaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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attention-lights bro, this is slowly killing the internet, no joke

robertsvampiregirl nawww she is adorableeeeeee

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ynpattinson mama's precious little thing 🐥

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empattinson4lifeeeee stop the earth, people look who posteddddd

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pattinsonverse ah they are soo lovelyy

robertpqttinsonfan11 precious!!!!!!

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flag.gassed omg where is that

ynylnfanpagee amelia's hair is soo cute!!

rad.io.music IT GIRLS OF THE CENTURY

[bedoballoons]

CONGARTS ON 400 FOLLOWERS 🫶 YOU DESERVE IT❗️❗️

for the alphabet prompt event thingy can i rq thoma/childe with alphabet k :) (i didnt see a character limit so srry if i got any rules wrong T-T) btw i sprinted to submit this HSHDDH

AHH THANK YOU❤️❤️!!! Don't worry you didn't get anything wrong!! I hope you like this! Also I'm super sorry if you meant you wanted both of them with the reader at once! I made them separate so I hope thats okay! >////<

─⊰⁠⊹ฺ✿𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤⊰⁠⊹ฺ✿─

{༻~K=Kissing~༺}

CW: Super sweet fluff and slight descriptions of kissing!

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𑁍༄Thoma:

You hummed quietly in delight as Thoma wrapped his arms around your waist, holding you close to him as he touched his forehead against yours, a sweet smile playing on his lips just from being near you. "You're in a good mood today." Your voice was soft as you rubbed your nose against his, giving him gentle butterfly kisses and making his face blush a light pink.

His eyes shone with admiration for you as he chuckled, peppering kisses all over your face and neck, placing a couple loving pecks on your collar bone as he answered in a delighted tone, "I can't help it, I look forward to your kisses and when I finally get them, I'm put in a good mood for the rest of the day." Your cheeks turned a rosey pink colour as your lips connected with his in a loving kiss, your arms draping over his shoulders as it deepened just enough to make your heart race.

𑁍༄Childe:

Childe pinned your hands above your head, your heart pounding in your chest as his lips crashed into yours excitedly, his kiss sending shockwaves through your entire body. Recently the two of you had started playing a sort of game, you'd find a place to hide, trying your best to blend in and not get caught by him, even running away whenever he got close or trying to throw him off your trail, but he always found you and the second he caught you the challenge would be over and you'd have to give him his prize.

All he ever wanted as his reward though, was your kisses, your body against his as he lovingly left marks on your neck and caused quiet little moans to escape your lips, your breath catching as he worked his magic on your delicate skin. He'd take his sweet time, savouring every second of your precious kiss he had worked so hard to get and just when you'd think he was done, he'd place another kiss on your lips, a smirk finding its way on his face as he whispered into the crook of your neck, "You didn't think I was done did you? When I win a challenge, I want to experience my prize to the fullest."

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ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚Thank you*⁠.⁠✧

[maochira]

I know I'm a little late, but congarts on 100!!

I have a request, please can you write otoya x reader x karasu headcanons 👀 🤭

Thank you very much!! By now I'm even at 214 followers, this is crazy,,

Requests open!

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Tags: Otoya x gn!reader x Karasu, established poly relationship, everyone dates everyone

-you were a friend trio at first, then everyone started catching feelings for each other

-you confessed to both of them at the same time and then it just happened and you became a throuple

-you equal each other out perfectly!! Otoya is pretty chill, you're a bit more energetic and Karasu is uh well he's Karasu

-every time you get food together Karasu will INSIST on paying it because it would be mediocre of him if he didn't

-you lovingly insult each other all the time. You have like 2 or 3 cute nicknames for each other and 20 ones based on insults or teasing

-Otoya is late for your dates most of the time. But he always makes up for it with hugs and kisses

-when you guys cuddle together, you always switch who's in the middle

-you randomly gift them little items that remind you of them all the time, to the point where they have a tiny collection of them. For example keychains, little figures, etc.

-whenever you sleep at each other's places and Karasu wakes up first you and Otoya keep joking about "the early bird catches the bird" and for some reason, it's so funny to you but Karasu thinks the joke it mediocre at best. Although, he will laugh along because he loves you