#danny...?? ehhh... he's something...

[surelysilly]

just take me to the beach 'cos my heart is cold enough 🧊🔥

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 (here)

[chaoticwriting]

One's man trash is another man's treasure

Run

Run

Run

His little legs swing as fast as he can. Escape is all his choice left. As incompetent as he is, he is very good at escaping. However, they don't need an escaper. What they need a warrior. And he is not one.

So he run. The league wishes to kill him. His grandfather Ra's sees him nothing as a lesser being. Even his mother Talia despises him. He has no one else here. He needs to be gone while they are focusing on the newest recruit.

So he run. And run. And run. He doesn't know how long has he been running. He only stops at the end of the day to sleep for an hour and drink some water. He is not a good fighter. Mainly because he isn't capable of killing. But his physical abilities are beyond what any of peers have.

He doesn't know where he is now. All he could see is towering building that pierce the sky. People in weird clothing, walking fastly along the road. And a huge fountain.

Water!

Rushing to it, he jumps straight into the water. He could feel the gazes coming at him but the feeling of the cool water is enough for him to ignore them for now.

???: Hey, you!

He turns around at the voice and sees a girl that's a little older than him standing there with her hands and her hips. English

????: Yes, you. You can't bath there. And you can't drink from that fountain.

?????: Why?

????: Because it's dirty. And it's not good. You should take a bath at home.

?????: I don't have a home.

????: What? What about parents?

?????: My mother hates me.

????: Oh! Errrm, would you like to come with us then?

?????: *Vigilant* To where?

????: To our hotel room. My mom and dad are out searching for ghost. So you can come use our shower. We even has food.

?????: No thanks. I'm not hungry *grrrrr*

????: Well, your stomach disagree. C'mon. I will make sure you eat the best food you will ever eat.

As the girl drags his wet body and clothes away, he wonders what is wrong with this girl. He will sneak out after he finish eating and showering.

?????: I'm Danyal

????:Hey Danny, I'm Jazz.

Danny: Danyal. Not Danny.

Jazz: Wasn't that what I say?

Danny: *Gives up* Whatever.

----15 years later----

Danny: Yeah, mom. I'm right in front of Gotham U right now. Ehhh, it's okay but it gives off serious haunted vibe. No. There is no ghost here. I will deal with the ghost here if there is any. I know. I will say hi to Jazz for you. Bye, mom. Love you too dad.

Danny enters Gotham U and true to Sam's rambling, it has the 70s gothic vibe to it. Sam did try to attend here too but her parents make her go to Metropolis U while Tucker goes to Star U. It is kind of weird going to class without them but it is not something he can't do.

As he opens his enters his dormitory, a figure rushes down the hall and accidentally bumps into him. Thankfully, he is fairly strong and the impact isn't strong.

The guy apologizes and immediately disappears at the end of the hallway.

Danny: Huh, what a weirdo.

After he enters the dormitory, he settles down and goes on his day.

---Wayne Manor---

Duke: You wouldn't believe what I just see at Gotham U this morning.

Steph: What?

Duke: I met a guy that look almost identical to Damian. If Damian smiles and his skin a little lighter, that would have been him.

Tim: Are you sure? We could try to do a background check on him if you want?

Duke: Nah. It's probably just a coincidence. There is no way he is somewhat related to Dami.

Tim: Daniel James Fenton. Birth of origin: unknown. 18 years old. Male. Have 2 sisters, a brother and parents. Live in small rural town. The only significant thing about them is that his sister is working at Arkham Asylum and his parents is ghost hunters.

Duke: What the fuck?! How the fuck do you know who to find out?

Tim: *Imitating Batman's voice* I'm Batman.

Duke: Whatever. See! He really does look like Damian. I'm not crazy.

Steph: No one says you are, dude. Anyway, we should show this to Damian. Maybe he knows him?

Damian: What are you all imbeciles talking about?

Tim: Hey, Dami. Look at this guy. Does he looks familiar?

Damian: *Freezes*

Steph: Uh oh. That isn't a no.

Damian: Where do you find him, Drake? Tell me!

Tim: Woah, dude. Chill. Duke bumps into him at Gotham U. He is studying there for Aerospace engineering apparently.

Damian: I need to make a call.

As Damian walks away, all of them look at each other signifying their shared thoughts. Yeah, they are not gonna leave this alone.

[justhereforsomethingnice]

Many people and even governments have tried to take down ao3 to no succes. So, that’s how the anti-ecto acts come to light. I’m thinking either Tim, Jason or Stephanie for this. Just scrolling on ao3 with the real life hero fandom or a specific tag they were looking at, and they come across works of one real life hero named Phantom. Que a heartwrenching 10k oneshot about the hero and his own selfdoubt about why he would continue while humans want to tear him down, his enemies want to tear him down and he seemed to have no support.

Well damn, this hero sounded interesting. Clicking on this specific hero, they start reading more of the hero named Phantom. Just… every story contains some mention about the government and something called the anti-ecto act??? What’s this?

That’s how the JL finds out about this and resolve to abolish the laws. When Danny finally meets the bat that had discovered the laws I imagine it going something like this.

Danny: thank you, I was starting to loose hope of ever being considered my own person. *starry eyed, very thankful and just a bit (giant bucket) of hero worship*

Tim/Jason/Stephanie: ehhh, *cough*, I mean, detective work. Yes, a good detective knows the ins and outs of the law, it’s only natural I found out.

Danny: *hero worship and complete trust* you’re amazing🤩🤩🤩

I think using AO3 fanfic is an under rated way of figuring out your governments atrocities. Do with this what you will :)

[medusas-graveyard]

Loved By Time

Part 1

An idea that has been plaguing me (that, mind you, entirely deviates from canon) is an au where instead of dying due to The Accident™, Danny becomes a 'bridge' between the living and the dead. In a sense of yes, he's still affected by Ectoplasm, could be mistaken as an Ecto-entity, could place curses and spells, but by entirety is just a guide or psychopomp, whereas he could ask help and favors from every ghost in an exchange of his help or something else.

His official title would be a 'Grave Keeper' because, well, yk.

But another problem arises; Danny is human. His rogues are not. His rogues are not aware that he's human, because he could keep up with them. (barely.) So when he gets actually, genuinely, critically injured— almost dying for real, they realize how awfully human he is; that he's really just a kid trying to not die, they make a relapse on judgement.

So he grew up surrounded by ghosts and even appointed as the Royal Archivist after he helped seal Pariah Dark. All is well.

And then his sister and friends were killed.

Naturally, he avoids Vlad's attempt on housing him like the plague.

Fortunately or unfortunately, he was placed within the care of a nicer looking fruitloop over in Gotham.

...

Ehhh...the worst that could happen is him ending up dead.

&—

Read: Part 2

[notoverjoyed]

It's October 11th somewhere. I present my fill for Ectoberhaunt Day 11: Dark and Stormy Night. No warnings.

The sky split with a crack loud enough to rattle the windows, making Tucker flinch away from the windows and drop the curtain he was holding aside.

“Man, it’s really coming down out there,” he says.

“I know, isn’t it great?” Sam asks, grinning from her perch on the side of her bed. Her parents are out of town, giving her the run of the mansion and freedom from judging eyes.

“From in here, sure,” Danny says, voice muffled as he towels his hair dry. Being half ghost doesn’t help if you forget to go intangible during a ghost fight in a rainstorm.

“Yeah, you really did get soaked out there,” Tucker says.

“At least it was just the box ghost this time,” Sam adds.

“Yeah, rather not get tuck out there fighting someone harder and getting struck by lightening,” Danny says with a shudder. He tosses the towel on a chair and flops across the foot of Sam’s bed.

As if summoned, another enormous lightening strike flashes, thunder ringing out immediately after. Almost completely obscured is a boom echoing up from the street, but the trio can’t miss the lights falling suddenly dark.

“Aww damn it,” Tucker says. “I wanted to play a round of Doom.”

“It’s okay, It’ll be back on in a second, we never lose power for long.”

“I don’t think so,” Danny says, propping his chin on his hand. “I heard a big boom under the thunder. It sounds like when a my parents managed to blow a transformer. The whole street was out for at least a day.”

“Dammit, I don’t have that much battery life left,” Tucker says, clutching his PDA to his chest.

“Well I think it’s kinda perfect,” Sam says.

“Perfect for what, a goth poetry slam?”

“Well, yeah, but I was thinking of something more classic.”

“Classic like how?” Danny asks with a suspicious gaze. Sam has that look on her face, the one that heralds her most off-the-wall schemes.

“Scary stories duh, sleepover stuff. But cooler.” Danny sighs in relief. This he can handle.

“Is that what girls do at sleepovers,” Tucker asks with a grin. Sam throws a purple pillow embroidered with a spider at his head.

“Shut it Foley!”

“Kidding! I swear,” he holds up his hands and ducks against future assault.

“You better be,” she says with narrowed eyes.

“Scary stories like what?” Danny asks, “Our lives are haunted enough, pun intended.”

“Okay, so no ghost stories,” Sam concedes. “But there are plenty of other creepy creatures to talk about. Like Vampires?”

“We already have Vlad, so nope,” Danny says, popping the P on the last word as if to emphasize his point.

Tucker is already nodding his head. “Fair,” he says.

“Werewolves?” Sam asks.

“Does Wulf count?” Tucker asks. Sam pauses as if considering, then shrugs.

“Moving on. Uhhh, zombies?” she asks, sounding uncertain. Zombies are a bit similar to ghosts after all.

“I’ve always found zombies to be kinda boring to be honest.” Tucker says.

“Really, I think they’re extra creepy.” Danny adds.

“Really? Why?” Sam asks. She doesn’t disagree, but she thought Danny would be chill with his fellow undead.

“They’re like the opposite of ghosts, all body, no spirit.” Danny says with a grimace. “Creepy.”

“Ehhh,” Tucker responds.

“Whatever. Witches?” Sam asks, then continues without giving the others time to comment. “Okay, no, I know too many witches and they’re super chill.”

You do?” Tucker asks incredulously.

“Goth’s love witchy shit.” Danny supplies. His friends stare at him with looks of confusion.

“Okay, how do you know that?” Sam asks.

“Some of them are actually good at summoning,” Danny says grumpily.

Sam hums in understanding.

“I’m starting to hate the smell of incense.” Danny adds.

“My sympathies man.” Tucker says.

“We’re getting off track guys. Any other scary stories to tell?” Sam asks.

“Midterms?” Danny supplies.

“Too fucking real.” Tucker says.

“Too mundane,” Sam adds.

“Ugh, whatever.” Danny says. Then he drops his chin from his hand and buries his face in the covers of Sam’s bed. “You know what I think this weather is perfect for?” he asks with a muffled voice..

“What?”

“A nap.”

Sam and Tucker wait for a few seconds, expecting more, only to be met with muffled snoring. They look at each other, down at Danny, then back at each other.

“Get over here nerd.” Sam says to Tucker, flopping back to lay at the head of her bed.

“You sure,” Tucker asks. “This isn’t you collecting more blackmail, is it.”

“Leave your fragile masculinities and get the fuck over here.”

“Well when you say it like that.” Tucker says sarcastically, but he walks toward the bed anyway. Sam watches as he clambers over to lounge between her and Danny.

“Get comfy, knowing Danny’s sleep schedule we’ll be here for a while,” Sam says.

“He really does need the sleep, doesn’t he.”

“Yeah, he does.”

[celientjeee]

Celine dear 🧡 I’d be eternally grateful if you could give Dando and “not that I’m not enjoying this, but could you move your hands?” a try 💙

but no pressure 😅

My dear Ella, thank you so much for this prompt 🧡 I have no idea what happened, the words just kept coming? So ehhh enjoy this 1k long prompt of Dando 🥰 --

Lando had no idea what was going on. 

Ever since he stepped foot into the paddock this morning it had been complete chaos. Not only with the activities around him, but also for himself. He kept tripping over his own feet, bumping into things, spilling his drinks and he even burped - very loud - during an interview. 

It was a weird day and Lando couldn’t wait for it to be over already. His hip was still aching from when he bumped into a table and his shirt smelled like peach iced tea, even though he sort of got the stain out. 

‘Landoooooooo,’ a familiar voice sang from behind him when he was just about to get inside of the Mclaren motorhome to film yet another content video for youtube. 

God, he had a headache. 

Lando loved Daniel but if he wouldn’t keep his voice down, he would hit him. Hard. ‘Hey,’ Lando smiled, holding open the door of the motorhome so Danny could get inside with him. 

‘Nope, we’re not doing that,’ Daniel said, shaking his head as he grabbed Lando’s free hand and pulled him away from the door. ‘You’re coming with me.’ 

A sound of protest left Lando’s throat but Daniel kept a firm grip on his hand and led him away from the orange motorhome with a big smile on his face. A few people gave them weird looks, but no one said anything. Max even waved when they passed him.

‘Danny, what the hell?’ Lando yelped as he struggled to keep up with Daniel’s long strides. When they reached the Red Bull motorhome, Daniel looked around a few times before dragging Lando inside with him, his fingers tightening around Lando’s as if to make sure he’d keep following him. 

A voice called for the team to get together and Lando bumped into Daniel’s hard muscled back when he suddenly stopped walking. 

‘Shit,’ Daniel muttered and he frantically looked around as if he did not want to be seen. 

Lando had no idea what was going on and why he was being this weird. He was about to say something when Daniel started walking again, or jogging actually and once again Lando was struggling to keep up. ‘Danny, what the hell?’ Lando hissed as he got pulled into a small room all of a sudden. 

It looked like a supply closet, or it did before Daniel closed the door and darkness surrounded them. Was he serious? ‘Dan-’ Lando started to complain but a big hand covered his mouth then, stopping him. Voices got louder in the hallway they were just in and Daniel pressed his hand even closer to Lando’s lips as if he thought Lando would speak up. What he didn’t realize was that his stupid big hand covered both Lando’s mouth and his nose, which made it very hard for him to breathe. Lando tried to push his elbow in Daniel’s stomach when pulling his hand didn’t work, but it only made Daniel put his arm around his waist and pull him against his body so tight he could barely move at all. Well, this was a fun way to suffocate. Lando could already see the headlines. Lando Norris (23) sadly died by former teammate Daniel Ricciardo’s stupid big hands.

The only thing he hadn’t tried yet, was lick the inside of Daniel’s palm. As soon as his tongue tasted salty skin, Daniel loosened his grip a little. ‘What the fuck, Lando, stop that,’ Daniel whispered in his ear as footsteps and voices traveled by the door they were hiding behind. Lando pushed all his weight against Daniel’s body in order to try and create more distance between his mouth and Daniel’s hand. He needed more air. Now. Daniel however was just relaxing his body as the voices were now barely audible, resulting in him stumbling backwards a little and tripping over whatever was in this supply closet. Somehow Danny managed to find his footing again, but Lando, who was finally free to breathe normally again, wasn’t. He tumbled forwards, once again crashing against Daniel with his full weight, making the two of them go down with a loud thump as Danny couldn’t hold himself up this time. They both froze. Listening to the sounds around them, wondering if anyone had heard. Lando tried to catch his breath without panting, but it was difficult and he just wanted to rest his head against Danny’s stomach and lay there for a while. 

‘I think we’re good,’ Daniel whispered when no one opened the door and the hallway stayed silent. 

‘Fuck you, mate,’ Lando grumbled without lifting his head from Daniel’s stomach. ‘What the hell are we even hiding for?’ ‘I wanted to get you alone to cheer you up after the weird day you’ve been having, and I didn’t want either of us to be dragged away by responsibilities right away,’ Daniel moved to sit up a bit, making Lando fall down his chest and into his lap instead. 

That was actually really sweet of him. ‘Ehm, not that I’m not enjoying this, but could you move your hands?’ Daniel whispered, his voice sounding very strange all of a sudden. 

When Lando went to move his hands from Daniel’s lap he noticed he wasn’t just gripping his thighs. No, one of his hands had landed almost directly on Daniel’s crotch and because he was wearing sweatpants Lando could feel his throbbing dick under his fingers. 

Fuck. 

‘Shit, I’m sorry,’ as quickly as he could Lando tried to move and get up, only for his legs to get tangled with Daniels and fall down again. 

Jesus. What was wrong with this day?

Daniel chuckled, his breath tickled against Lando’s forehead. 

‘You’re really having an off day, aren’t ya, muppet?’

Lando groaned and nodded against Daniel’s chest. He was so done with today. 

‘Let’s try this again, shall we,’ Daniel said and he slowly sat up, his fingers closing around Lando’s biceps to help him up as well. 

Because Lando was on top of him, this position made him straddle Daniel’s legs. 

‘Hello,’ Daniel giggled when their chests and noses almost touched each other. ‘Hi,’ Lando whispered back, stupidly.  He didn’t dare move, afraid he would just fall down again and he was actually kind of comfortable on Daniel’s lap.

‘You know,’ Daniel started saying, the tip of his nose was touching Lando’s now and he could feel hot breath fanning against his lip. ‘We could make your day even weirder?’

‘How?’ Lando breathed out, a shiver going through him as Daniel’s hands moved from his biceps to his neck.

Those stupid big hands that almost suffocated him before, were on his face again and once again Lando had trouble breathing. He didn’t mind this time though, because when Daniel kissed him, his lips soft yet firm, he felt like this day was finally turning good again.

[dragonmasterhiccup]

“Well you sound freaked out! And I’m sorry, but again, I am the one in some alternate reality or something! So I am the one having trouble wrapping my head around this!”

“Uh-huh, yeah, you are, haven’t heard you tell a good lie in my entire time of knowing you, and that’s… two years now? So yeah, you should work on that.

“Ehhh, give or take? There’s a few sticklers that really, really don’t like you, like you at all— Spitelout? He’s tried to kill me and overthrow you like, three times…”

Danny nodded, smiling. “Uh-huh, her name’s Zephyr.” Surely, telling him the name of his daughter couldn’t do much harm, could it?

“Uh, no, no you shouldn’t, but hey, you do in fact have something to look forwards to, and, maybe this is helping you relax a bit?”

———

“Many times. I… I try to repay it back as best as I can, but… there’s not much I can really do, y’know? In the future, you don’t really need me, so nothing I can do could ever repay anything, because there’s nothing you need from me, so— never mind…” she muttered.

“No, it, it’s fine, don’t worry about it. But… yeah, this is really, really strange for me. I kinda want to go back— the letter said that I could— but, I think I need to stay, I feel like I need to stay.

“…They will,” she said, “Eventually, you just gotta wait a bit…”

"Okay, yeah, that--you have a point there..."

Raising a brow, he said, "Maybe I shouldn't, simply because you know me to be a bad liar. I don't think I want to become good at that..."

Eyes wide, he stared at her. "Spitelout?! Really? Well...I guess that's not too unexpected...he always goes against my dad too. But...why does he go after you? Or, is that something I'm not supposed to know just yet?"

"Zephyr?" That definitely sounded like a name he'd pick. A smile spread across his face. "Wow. This--its amazing! I...I can't believe it!"

Hiccup nodded, still smiling. "Yeah, it's... it's really helping, actually!"

-------------

Holding up a hand, he said, "No, I may not know what the future holds, but...you never need to repay me. I wouldn't do whatever it was that I did to save you thinking that you...owed me something. No, just...being there, being my sister? That's more than enough."

"But...if I'm Chief, that's a lot of responsibility on my shoulders. Responsibility that I've never wanted. I might...I might need some encouragement or help sometimes..."

That was new. "Oh, so...you're not stuck here, at least. That's good, right?"

She feels like she needs to stay? "Oh. Okay, uh...then...you can stay here, in the meantime. If anyone asks, you washed up on shore...and during the days, you could probably observe dragon training, but you just have to be careful not to reveal anything that we don't know yet."

...they will?

This was...a lot of information. Standing up, he said, "If I'm going to have this new tail ready for tomorrow, I should get started. You uh, you want to lend a hand?"

[phantom0888]

Greeting (Chapter 1 of A Long Way Home

So I'm writing a crossover over fanfic between Danny Phantom and The Owl House over on Wattpad and I'm trying a new thing, which is posting each chapter on Tumblr to get the fanfic more into the world.

The premise is Danny falls through a natural portal while in the Ghost Zone and ends up in Boiling Isles, and with the help from Luz, Eda and King, he finds a way home.

The story takes place a few years after Phantom Planet for Danny, and in season 1 for the Owl House... so enjoy.

Quick Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or The Owl House, those rights go to their respected owners and now… Enjoy :)

"That's it! I'm raging war on natural portals!" An annoyed looking ghost remarked as he flew at full speed away from a man wearing a horned mask and cape.

The ghost flew towards some doors and phased through them, hoping that what he was running from would not follow him.

It did.

The ghost flew down a long hallway, phasing through walls and rooms, attempting to lose the being that was following him, and after a few rooms he finally did.

The ghost landed, gasping for air as he leaned against a wall, a hand to his chest.

In better light, it was evident the ghost wasn't exactly a ghost. His bangs were white, while the rest of his hair was black. His eyes were glowing green, but after a few seconds they stopped, one eye becoming blue while the other stayed green.

The ghost was wearing jeans and a gray NASA shirt, with a black jacket that had the letter D in a ghostly font on it.

The ghost slide down the wall, taking a seat on the floor. He knew he had to keep going if he wanted to get out of here alive, but at the moment he was too tired to keep going.

Just a little rest, then he'd find a way out.

The ghost didn't rest for long, as he suddenly heard a noise. He sprung to his feet and looked around, ready to fight.

He heard footsteps coming down the hallway, and the sound of shots being blasted, after a few seconds, three beings rounded the corner.

One of them being a middle - age woman with thick hair, pale skin and pointed ears. The second being a young Hispanic girl, who just looked like a normal person, and the third creature looked like a black dog with a skull on its head.

The three stopped at the sight of the ghost and quickly resumed a fighting position, which the ghost copied.

"Great, are you a new goon of the emperor's?" The older lady asked as she pointed a staff with an owl on it at the ghost.

The ghost raised his eyebrow as he straightened up.

"The who?" He asked.

"The emperor." The lady answered.

"You know, the guy that owns this castle and is in charge of the emperor's coven."

The ghost looked at her with a disbelieving look. "You're on crack." The Ghost replied.

"Or Apple Blood!" The dog - like creature remarked.

The ghost stared at the creature for a moment, dumbfounded. "Did your… dog? Just talk?" He questioned.

The dog, looking offended at this question, straighten up and in a high pitch squeal, he responded.

"Dog?! I'm no dog! I'm King, the king of demons and the most feared creature on the Boiling Isles!"

The ghost looked at King with a raised eyebrow, he looked at the older lady, and she just shrugged.

"Look…" The ghost remarked. "I'm not from around here, so I have no idea of what's going on."

"Clearly." The Lady remarked.

"Are you human?!" The younger girl randomly asked.

The ghost looked at her. "Ehhh, kinda?" He remarked. "Why?"

"Your ears aren't pointy, and that's something that isn't common here." The girl responded as she began to approach the ghost.

"Luz, wait." The witch said, as she put her staff between Luz and the ghost. "We still have no idea if he's going to attack us or not."

"Oh, Eda, I doubt it." Luz remarked. "If he was, I think he would have already, right?" Luz looked at the ghost.

The ghost nodded his head in agreement. "Pretty much."

Eda looked at the ghost with suspicion, still keeping her staff between him and Luz.

"What's your name?" She asked.

"Danny." The ghost responded without second thought.

Eda opened her mouth to respond, but was inturpted by the four guards who turned the corner, huffing and puffing.

"Ah, I see you finally freed yourselves from the vine trap spell I made." Eda remarked as she looked at them. "Took you long enough."

"Give it up, Owl Lady, there's nothing you can do to escape us!" One of the guards shouted as he stepped up.

Danny, who was getting bored, stepped up. His eyes were glowing green, alongside his hands. "Oh, I wouldn't say that…" He remarked.

In a split second, Danny shot a ball of echo energy at the guards, he hit one and the guard he hit was flung back.

The guard hit a wall with a pained groan, and the three other guards looked at him, then to Danny.

"How'd you do that?" One of the guards asked. "Aren't you a human?"

Danny smirked as his eyes started to glow blue. "Not quite." He replied.

Danny stepped his right foot forwards and a sheet of ice emerged from it, traveling to the remaining three guards, encasing their legs in ice.

Danny backed up and looked at his work, his eyes having stopped glowing. "That's probably not going to hold them for long, so I suggest that we dip." Danny remarked as he turned and began to run.

Danny stopped and looked over his shoulder to see Eda, Luz and King were not following him, instead they were standing there looking dumbstruck.

"Come on, I'm not gonna bite." Danny sarcastically remarked.

He turned and bolted off, and judging by the footsteps behind, Eda, Luz and King were following him.

Danny turned a corner followed by Eda, Luz and King only to stop at the dead end.

"Great, you lead us to a dead end!" King pointed out as he slowed to a stop.

"You see a dead end, I see a quick way out." Danny replied. "I just need a way to touch you all at once…"

Eda lifted her staff and smiled. "Will riding a staff count?"

Danny looked at Eda with a tilted head. "Meaning?" He questioned.

Eda smirked as she placed the staff between her legs. "Alright, Owlbert, you know what to do."

The eyes of the owl on the end of the staff began to glow, and its wings suddenly spread, lifting Eda off the ground.

Danny watched awestruck for a few moments until he nodded his head.

"If all of you touch the staff, then I should be able to do what I'm planning on doing."

Luz nodded her head as she picked up King and jumped onto the staff.

Danny floated up and flew over to the staff. He touched the back end of it and turned intangible, then with some focus he turned the staff and the beings on it intangible too.

The footsteps of the guards were growing near, so in a swift movement Danny pushed himself and the staff forwards, pushing it full speed at the wall.

Luz screamed and King covered his eyes, Eda eagerly leaned forwards, watching the wall approach.

Just as the guards arrived in the hallway, Danny managed to phase himself, and the staff, through the wall to freedom.

Once Danny got everyone out of the building, he let go of the staff, making everything tangible. He flew up and looked at Eda, Luz and King.

Luz was feeling her body, wide-eyed.

"That was a new experience." Was all she said.

Eda looked to King and Luz, then to Danny. "Where did you say you were from exactly, Danny?" She questioned.

Danny smiled and rubbed the back of his neck. There was going to be a bunch of explaining to do, from both ends.

Authors Note:

Me: And I'm starting a whole new crossover! Am I gonna finish it? Who knows! But as for now…

Danny: Not again… why do you keep dragging me into these.

Me: Well, now I obsessed with The Owl House, and I noticed there was a lack of crossovers between your show and The Owl House… so…

Danny: You're attempting to make one… what's up with my appearance

Me: I'm basing your appearance out of another story of mine… any guesses?

Danny:… Mind Scapes? (I'll post that on Tumblr too)

Me: Bingo! Y'all should check it out, it's really good, and it's finished!

Danny: It's a one - shot

Me: Still, anyway, onto the story!

[ectojester]

Prompt: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

I was tagged by @dragoninatrenchcoat! Thanks, this was fun. Some of these haven't been touched since 2016 😬 me checking an old doc: "what is this? Haha cringe."

Okay let's go!

An Alien in Amity

and suddenly Danny was in the KGB

BTTF drabble

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chuck as well

Danny Gets Stuck in the Past and Accidentally Defeats Voldemort

Death Grips You Tightly

Doctor Where

Gonna catch 'em all cause he's ✨️spectacular✨️

Government Sanctioned Daniel

LITTLE BLUE GILLS

Living Dead (Boy)

Merlin Grimm

okay FINE Tucker in DC

Self indulgent garbage

The Doctor's Companion

The Formidable Neville Longbottom

There's a Phantom Roaming the Streets

Trial by fire

Two Peters in a Pod

Under the skin, behind the eyes

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What Do You Do When You're Dating a Criminal Mastermind?

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[flashfuture]

DC vs Marvel power scaling coming to the conclusion DC is Gods playing Human while Marvel is Humans playing God is so funny. Because you are much less likely to be a human in the Marvel Universe than you are in DC. And the big heroes in DC have match ups in Marvel they're just not thematically the same. Like yeah symbols of Hope vs symbols of Hope will never work because Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Flash vs Captain America and Spider-Man is a crazy unfair fight.

But Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Flash vs Thor, Scarlet Witch, Iron Fist, Rogue well now we're talking. (I put Iron Fist Danny doesn't actually have any powers he's just super good at martial arts and that is the match up I would like to see)

But as far Marvel in concerned you can be a Superhero if you were born with powers, gained your powers in a wacky science experiment or in space, or have built something sufficiently cool enough to justify a gimmick. In DC you can just put on a leotard and go for it if you want.

True Human fighters in Marvel is like Hawkeye can match Green Arrow and Black Widow can match idk I guess Talia Al Ghul. But they did kind of augment Black Widow like Captain America so ehhh maybe Elektra is a better match up for Talia? Or maybe it should be Black Canary cause Dinah doesn't always use her voice. Anyways I guess Winter Soldier he's pretty much built to be a Nightwing rival. (I've said it before kid Bucky would have dog walked Dick's Robin but Nightwing and Winter Soldier are pretty evenly matched). Felicia Hardy's Blackcat vs Selina Kyle's Catwoman is like two people in a mirror fighting unless Felicia's bad luck powers were active but then that takes her out of the human category. And that's like it that is pretty much every single non augmented character I could think of with Black Widow and Elektra being cheats kind of anyways.

[tanglepelt]

Batkids just staring down Danny as the questioning only got more chaotic.

People screaming yelling.

Danny just calmly answering questions. Danny was the one to eventually end the chaos, joking about how they can’t be late to dinner. It would be impolite and just kill the vibe.

Now when Danny got into the vehicle to return to the manor. He was not expecting to be asked who media trained him. Flashbacks of inviso bill, his forced crime doing, and the terrors of trying to get inviso bill out and good guy phantom in.

He wasn’t admitting that to no one. He very much enjoys being a normal teenager. Time to bs his way out of this. Besides. He did have other times he was trained. He wouldn’t even mention anything related to phantom.

Ehhh. He’ll just add in a traumatic experience or something. That tends to get them to chill out.

Danny: better question. Who hasn’t? Well minus you guys, if i have to sit through another one of those lectures. Ugh. I’m out. Revolting. Disappearing never to be seen again.

Batkids: *confused looks* why?

Danny: first off. Remember how my parents were mad scientists who got arrested. They were adamant when the published there “study” on ghost they would be famous. Jazz and i only got to suffer the training from that. 0 out of 10 stars.

Danny: then you know how i discovered that gorilla was female. Man. That was a circus. Questions on why i was that close. It wasn’t like i was gonna admit due to my parents there was a hunter out to “skin my pelt” and “hang it on his mount”

Danny was sure to change his voice to be deeper to sound more like skulker.

Danny: obviously i couldn’t just announced that a gorilla beat up a man with a gun to save me. So sam. My rich friend sat me down and lectured me yet again.

Danny: ugh. Then she decided that she wanted tucker and i to attend a gala with her. Problem her parents weren’t fans of me. Which first off rude. They didn’t need to get a restraining order. Like they got rid of it but it’s not my fault I’m susceptible to mind control.

Batkids: mindcontrol??

Danny: yea. Guy named freakshow, red spinning scepter from my nightmares. Awful experience do not recommend. Anyways. Sam yet again got tucker and I so much training. Not that it went anywhere. Another waste of time.

Danny: them lastly. *shuddering* the fruitloop convinces my idiot of a father that he should get to show off his godson.

Damian: what does feral have to do with this??

Danny: vlad master aka fruitloop. So then he tied me down and lectured me yet again. Thankfully my parents got arrested and stripped of custody before that ever happened. The fruit loop is worse then jack and Maddie.

Needless to say. The bats had more to look into.

Okay so Danny gets adopted by Bruce. Yeah? Yeah.

And they don't know about his powers? Obviously. We know this part of the story.

BUT. On a casual trip out for food or whatever, Danny and some of the bat sibs get cornerd by reporters and paparazzi. There panicking bec danny JUST got here and they haven't had time to breif him on how to interact with the media and he's totally gonna flounder and they need to help him before he totally flubs it!

Exept, he doesn't. He smiles, nice and bright, into the camra. He waits patiently for each reporter to ask their questions and then answers confidently, giving them something walst acctually answering nothing. "Where are you from?" "A small town, I'm sure you wouldn't know it but, really, it's about where I am now."How did you come to be adopted by bruce?"Well, I look quite a bit like my new brothers, don't you think? Haha. I like to think it was meant to be."

And on and on he gose, dancing around them, shareing professionally worded jokes and calmly addressing eatch person as they viyed for his attention, controlling the flow of conversation.

The bat kids all look at eatchother.

This kids been media trained.

[hailkingphantom]

Dp x dc

Twins au

After a clasic summoning in gotham danny met with his brother, his twin.

He miss him

They start to talk again, about everything

He can't keep secrets from him, he barely can keep his secrets from his sister before. ¿How he could keep it from his other half?

They reconnected, damian help him with the weight of be a prince a king , and Bruce teach him better ways to fight and hadle people crazy for power

He still mad at him for how he treat damian at first, when damian told him, damian cried, he never cried

After a lot of things, they are getting better.

He even see The batcave, it was huge!

Then, when he saw the batmovil he knew. He need a ride

He tried a lot of plans, but nothing look to work, until bruce see Orion

He know what they will do today

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Damian never thought this would happend.

Damian thought that wolud never happend a lot of thing.

Fight aliens, go to another realities, have more brothers, see his own brother again

But this is in the top of the list

"Dami! Look at this!"

It was Danny, in The batmovil !!!!

"How did you do it!"

"We make an exchange, I let ride Orion today and he let me use the bat movil for all the day" his twin said with a wide grin

You have a license

Nop

I drive

Ehhh~!! You dont a license too

I show my license to him "are you saying something?"

"Damn.." he says

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Jason todd was having a normal day

Punch a couple of guys in the crimen alley, talk with dick and tim, annoy bruce

And see the Batmovil in the day light

Wait..

SEE THE BATMOVIL IN THE DAY LIGHT ?!!

"Dick, ¿are you seeing the same as me?"

" You too!!, I thought that I was hallucinating..."

the batmovil stop in front them and the window opened, showing-

"DAMIAN!?" Tim yell

"Drake, Todd, Richard" that litle shit greeting

"Do you steal the batmovil?!" dick scream

"No"

" He didn't steal nothing, I bribe Batman" say a new voice

Then they look and see the other teenager sit next to the brat. He have sunglasses and a shitty grin

Bruce adopt another kid?

"Who are you?" Ask tim

" I damian's twin! It's a pleasure! " He says

" Let's go Danny, we still habe so many places to go" damian says

" okay!, Bye~"

"Farewell"

Then Damian and his twin left

Wait...

"WHAT!!"

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Duke was in patrol

He heard from Tim that Damian have a twin a that they convince Bruce to let they use the batmovil, THE BATMOVIL

He never let anyone use it

He need to know how

So he dragged jason, dick, cass and tim to search bruce

"RUN!! Its batmam and that FUCKING horse!!"

A horse? How was Bruce convinced to use the Batmobile in exchange for riding a horse?

"Really..." he hear tim muttered

Then they hear steps, fast and going straight for where the criminals are

It was Baman

He defeat the criminals easily and fly away in...

" IS THAT AN ALICORN?!!!"

[sailor-toni]

The biggest fool of them all

Phicc Pight fill for Rikaleeta! “Danny wants to ask his crush to the upcoming school dance.” Danny Fenton is the only boy in Casper high without a date to the prom. And maybe that is a good thing! Everyone is going crazy with promposals and making fools of themselves. Or maybe Danny is the biggest fool of them all? As he is still in love with Valerie Gray, a woman who has tried to kill him more times than he could count. But there is something about her that tugs on his heart strings.

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Danny could hear the words before his father even came to the dinner table.

“So Danny, do you have a date for the Prom yet?”

“No,” Danny answered back with an annoyed sigh.

Jazz gave him a look. It wasn’t his fault he couldn’t get a date to prom. He had spent the last week hunting down two giant mole ghosts and trying to stop them from creating a sinkhole under the entire city! Danny was so sorry he couldn’t fit a date into a week filled with digging through mud and ectoplasm filled tunnels. It had been a few days and six showers later, and Danny's till couldn’t get the smell of giant ghost mole shit out of his nostrils.

“What about Sam?” His Mom asked, while bringing a dish of mashed potatoes to the table

“Sam is going with Tucker,” Danny held back the eye roll.

While hunting down the moles, Tucker had asked him for help with his promposal to Sam. Tucker had set up an automated email to be sent to Sam early in the day, the email would be full of clues and instructions on how to get to the haunted house and find the next riddle. Which was hand written on coffee stained printer paper and shoved into the chimney, waiting for Sam to find it and follow it to the graveyard. There Tucker would be waiting in all black, while Danny floated there, holding the signs “Will you go to prom with me?” while invisible. Jazz said it was cute, while Danny thought it was a lot of work for someone you were already dating.

And it turned out to be a lot of work for nothing. First Danny had to bail because the mold ghosts were digging up city hall, then demolition had begun on the haunted house. By the time Sam got there, the old black Victorian had been turned into a pile of rubble. Lastly it began to rain, so when Sam finally figured out where her boyfriend was, she found him sobbing, trying to duct tape together melting cardboard signs, with his black mascara running down his face.

It must have been a funny sight for Sam busted out laughing before helping him to Nasty Burger to get out of the rain. She did comment that Tucker was the picturesque Goth, dressed in a black suit, eyeliner and make up running down his face, while standing in the graveyard, looking miserable. If he kept it up he could be America’s next top goth! Tucker didn't find it as funny, but he did have a date for prom. Even if she was going to go with him anyways. Danny felt glad that it worked out, glad that it wasn’t him in the rain, and frustrated that he didn’t have a date.

“Why don’t you ask them if you could all go as friends?” His Dad asked.

“You want Danny to go to prom as the third wheel?” Jazz gave her father a skeptical look. Her eyes avoided the grease and oils running down his chi from their fried ghostoly chicken dinner. It was fried chicken, but their Mother had drawn ghost faces in edible markers on the skins.

“That’s what I did in high school, and it turned out fine! Just the three of us hanging out and dancing to the music. Ah yes. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was the third best moment of my life. The first was gettin’ married to your Mother.”

“What was the second?” said Danny.

“Ah, that was when I was seven years old and my mother took me to the candy store and bought five pounds of fresh fudge. We had to split between all of us, but boy. Do I love fudge.”

“The birth of your children isn’t in your top three?” Jazz was appalled.

“Ehhh…” Jack put his food down. “What was the question again?”

The next day wasn’t much better. Kwan had rented one of those large LED vans to prompose to Star in front of the whole school. Star, in turn, burst into tears and loud over excited screeching. The “Oh yes!” could be heard all the way down to city hall and back.

“I still don’t like this promposal stuff,” Danny said. “It’s not like it's the rest of your life. It’s just a dance.”

“Aw, come on Danny, it's cute,” Sam had one arm around Tucker’s shoulders and the other one was holding on to a new cellphone.

“You're just jealous that you don’t have anyone to prompose to,” Tucker said, his arms were wrapped around Sam’s waist, his fingers brushed against her skin.

“No Thanks, if I have to prompose, I'd rather go to prom alone,”

“You might be going alone either way, all the girls are getting picked,” What Tucker said wasn’t wrong. Danny had watched most of the other girls in his class get asked out, Dash promposed over the morning announcements. Kyle had gotten a AV club girl a basket of flowers, and heck even Wes the crazed stalker had gotten a date.

Scanning the courtyard, Danny’s eyes almost popped out his head at the slight of Valerie Gray. She looked tired, but even then she was still one of the most beautiful people Danny had ever seen. Her uneven hair, messy clothing, and yawning face made his heart skip a beat or three. Star ambushed her friend, squealing and shouting about her Promposal.

“Does she have a date?” Danny wondered aloud.

She must have. Valerie was beautiful, brave, smart, strong, and so much more. Her frizzy hair bounded around her head as her and Star jumped around with joy. Moving his hands to his pockets, Danny could still remember that night from two years ago, when she rested her head on his shoulder, the color of the fireworks reflected in her dark skin and bright eyes. The rocking of the late night carousel bringing them closer together.

Yanking his head out of the memory, he turned away from it all. If Valerie knew who Danny really was, she would hate his goddamn guts. Looking up Danny spoke to his friends. “Maybe it is best If I-'' His jaw dropped. Tucker and Sam were making out. Danny could see someone's tongue.

“Ugh Gross I’m leaving!” Grabbing his backpack Danny ran towards the school doors. Tucker and Sam waved goodbye to him, their lips never leaving each other’s faces.

Lancer was his first class of the day. For some reason Danny had been in every single of his english classes since freshman year, and it seemed like nothing had changed. The classroom still had the same boring hang in there cat poster, and “you can't change the situation, but you can change your attitude.” poster that hung on the wall next to him. Taunting him. Mr. Lancer himself resembled the staleness of the room, the years of ghost attacks having no effect on his shiny bald head or black goatee. He still maintained his beer belly and wardrobe of black ties and blue pressed shirts. The only new edition was a pair of black reading glasses that hung around his head from a glasses string. The gym teacher had gifted him the storing last year as a Christmas present, the black cord being the only thing protecting the glasses when they flew off his face, in a burst of excitement.

Mr. Lancer had been talking the whole time these thoughts and observations ran through Danny’s mind. God forbid Danny retain anything his teacher was saying. He had a reputation as a lazy kid to hold up.

Glancing around the room he saw that nearly everyone was like him, eyes glazed over and bodies slumped in sleeping like conditions. Even Wes who was usually glaring at him had a far off stare in his eyes. A black fly buzzed around the room, circling over the student's heads before landing on Wes’s face. Its grubby tiny hair covered legs rubbing together as it moved around.

Danny waited for Lancer to look away and then darted his hand over, pushing Wes to the side, scaring off the bug.

“What was that for?” Wes whispers.

“You had a fly on you,” Danny whispered back.

“Sure…”

“I’m telling the truth.”

“What ever Fenton, you're just jealous that I have a date to prom and you don’t.”

Danny rolled his eyes into the next dimension. Prom was like a virus infecting everyone's mind. He gave Wes the side eyes, vowing to get back at him later.

Returning his eyes to the board he wrote down whatever Lancer had scrawled on the board. Drafting his notes as the teacher rambled on.

“The Great Gatsby is not only known as a great American classic for this reason, but also for its commentary on the unattainability of dreams. Some have attributed this to the death of the American dream, but as you saw in your reading last night, it is not just the American dream Gatsby can not have. This is most shown in Daisy, and her connection to the green light, but also in Nick our-” The high pitch buzzing of Casper high’s new ghost alarm sprang to life, screaming it's pathetic heart out. “Romeo and Juliet, Kwan get the blinds, Jessica get the lights! And Wes Weston! If I see you so much as go near those doors,” The teacher's glare was like a poisoned arrow.

“What about Fenton?” Wes complained.

“Mr. Fenton has a doctor’s note allowing him to hide in the nurse's office whenever a ghost attack happened due to his phasmophobia,”

“Uh yeah, it's for my panic attacks,” Danny smirked, watching Wes glare him down.

Danny headed towards the door passing Lancer.

“Stay safe,” Lancer muttered. Danny held down a giggle. If he knew how helpful Mr. Lancer would’ve been, he might have told him sooner. Running into the bathrooms, white ring involves Danny, turning his hair snow white, and his eyes bright green, With a leap he took off phasing through the school ceiling and into the skies.

The early summer air still had a cool breeze from spring to it, giving it a bit of a refreshing feel. Especially when he compared to the soggy winter they just had. Danny was thankful for it as he flew around the school, looking for whatever chaos awaited him. Usually it was pretty easy to find, students screaming, green goo everywhere. You know, the usual. But it was quiet today, beside the buzzing of the school’s ghost alarm.

Danny floated above the school confused, until a flash of light caught his attention. It was coming from the new football field. Bright lights of pink and blue and green shot off like the fourth of July. The sounds of fighting became louder as he drew closer. His body moved through the air like the swirl of a painter's brush. His long ghost tail dodged the multicolored flying bullets, before he hid himself amongst the new bright red bleachers.

There in the middle was the Red Huntress, broken guns and hover board laid around her as she shot off her pistol. Her black shit had been charged at the shoulder reliving her skin. A green ring was around her, keeping her in a protective slime bubble. On the other side was Skulker, standing behind a broken “we won the state championship” billboard sign. He was shooting at her with all of the guns around his body, each shoulder had a gun, there was a big one that laid broken on the ground,two more on each arm, and he had a small one on his other knee, but it looked like it was more of a laser pointer than an actual gun. The fake grass around them was black and smoking, with the smell of burnt plastic filling the air.

“Woah they are really going at it.” Danny muttered to himself. He stood back and watched it go down like another episode of his Mother’s favorite crime drama.

“For crying out loud! Stop this girl!” Skulker yelled, “Just give back what you borrowed!”

“Tell Mr. Masters that I am not giving back a gift!” Huntress launched a fist-size grande at skulker, who, logically, threw himself into the air to dodge it. “If Vlad Masters wants his guns and toys back he can come get them himself!” She lobbied another grenade at him, it missed tumbling in the air until it landed right next to Danny. Mimicking Skulker, Danny took to the air to avoid certain death. He watched from above as it exploded into a canopy of green radioactive melty goo. Covering the bleachers like a virus. Wherever it touches a faint hissing sound could be heard.

“Phantom! What are you doing here?” Skulker and the Huntress yelled out in unison

“I uh- I saw! The lights go off at the school so I uh- thought to check it out.” Smooth Danny, smooth.

“Get out of here! There is nothing here for you to gawk at.” Huntress hissed.

“Brat it welp. You're not my target today.”

“It looks like your target is giving you a beatdown”

Skulker grunted, pulling out a large cannon from his chest, his black tank top tearing to allow it to pass, and aimed it at Huntress. It smelled like sulfur and sounded like a jet engine going off. Danny panicked and swooped down, his hands grasped her suit, dragging them both out of the way of the giant green blast. Behind them a giant hole had been burnt into the bleachers, its edges glowed a violent red and it all smelled like burnt rubber.

“Let me go!” She wrenched her arm out of his grasp.

“I’m trying to help you!” He yelled back. The sound of a jet taking off filled their ears as another blast came roaring in their direction. Danny pushed the both of them to the left but the edge of the black caught his shoulder. The blast sent him flying in the other direction, crashing into the fake grass, skinning his arm. Stunned by the force, he laid there as the world spun and twirled around him. Until the ground flew up from under him. Skulker held him up and threw him like a ragdoll into the goo covered bleachers.

“Phantom!” Huntress screamed.

The world that was spinning before was now on fire. Danny was screaming, stumbling, and fighting his way out of the goo, but it stuck to his skin, eating away at his jumpsuit. His hands were turned into a mixture of red and green. Bile began to bubble out of his throat, threatening to come out like a geyser. With a heaving chest and eyes burning with tears, Danny pushed his hands to the ground below him, letting the bitter cold build up into his hands, and letting it go.

Flying through the air once more, Danny begged for relief. Right before his body crashed onto the plastic field, the false grass blades scratched and burned his sensitive skin, collecting this blood and turning it into a make-shift artwork. The field began to look like a child had been given cans of red and green paint. And a flame torch with the amount of burns the gunfire had caused. His body came to a final halt, moving the AstroTurf into false arms around his body. The leftover goo was still sizzling on his skin.

“Phantom!” Red Huntress yelled. She tried to run to him, but the sound of a semi went off disturbing her actions. Danny knew she wasn’t dead or hurt when he heard the sound of returning gunfire and explosives.

Pulling himself up, he began to roll around the ground, smearing the goo anywhere that wasn’t him. He had just taken the good off his arms when the sound of screaming, and the smell of burnt rubber hit him like spoil milk. Skulker Flew past him, bounced off the goal post, and landed with a harsh crushing sound. He saw Skulker look up, and then dart out of the way of a speeding blast of green. His crumpled and fried wings carried him away, cursing the both of them as we went.

“Phantom,” She said. She had rushed over to see him, her worried eyes could be seen through her mask. She grabbed him and shook him up and down. “Are you okay?”

“Please. Put. Me. Down,” He breathed, his mouth released a small “oof” when she dropped him. He tried to take a deep cathartic breath, when the feeling of a popped balloon went off in his chest. The first time he felt it he thought his heart had exploded, but after many years with his powers he knew what it really meant. it usually meant he was going to be in danger. “Hugh, sorry Huntress, but this ghost boy has to jet.” She grabbed his leg, pinning him to the ground.

“You aren’t going anywhere like this,” she gagged. “Your skin is peeling off your body, you're covered in blood, and look.” She put a little bit of pressure on his leg, but she might as well have shot the damn thing. Danny yelped in pain, pulling his leg out of her reach. “You broke your leg.”

“I can deal with that! Thank you very much. I don’t need your-” White rings appeared at his waist, traveling in opposite directions of each other, until they had covered his whole body. Turning Phantom back into lame old Fenton. “Crap.” Danny let his head fall back to the ground. He heard her say a small “What?” then take a few steps. Danny groaned, is that all she could say?

“I’m half ghost, surprise! I’m both dead and alive, ghost and human, a halfa as the other ghosts call me. I got into an accident with my parents ghost portal in my freshmen year, and I’ve been fighting ghosts ever since. Now that you know, can you wait until my leg heals itself before you kill me?” Danny didn’t raise his head, just his hands in sign of peace. His eyes locked on to the blue sky.

Silence. The worst response anyone could get. He hated it.

“Who else knows?”

“Um…” he began counting on his fingers. “Sam, Tucker, Jazz, Dani with an I, Vlad, Wes, and Mr. Lancer.” At the last name she pulled her leg up, as if to stomp on his broken one. “Wait! Fuck no!” Danny recoiled from her.

“You told him before you told me?”

“I didn’t tell him! He pulled me out of class one day and said if I didn’t come clean about the ghost hunting, he was going to tell my parents about how much class I had missed,” Huntress lowered her leg, but it still hovered above the ground, ready to strike. “I’m telling the truth.”

“Why should I believe that? You lied to me for two years about who you really are,” She wasn’t wrong.

“Because I have no reason to lie. You’re probably going to attack me anyways. I don’t even know why I’m trying.”

“Why are you trying?” Her words were bitter.

Dramatically sucking in his breath Danny said “Probably because I am a loser who still wants to be friends with you.”

“You and your dog, destroyed my life and you want to be friends?” No, Danny wanted to be more than friends, he wanted a second chance at what they had. A second date, just another second as her boyfriend.

“I didn’t mean to! I was just trying to catch Cujo and-”

“And you cost my father his job and got him blacklisted.”

“Do you think it was all on purpose? Oh yes Valerie, I sit in my room all night thinking of ways to ruin your life. What shall I do today? Dump glitter in her closet? Blast cracks in the pavements just so you might trip on them? Maybe I will angle the sun just so it catches in your eye and only your eye? No! It was a shitty accident Val.”

“An Accident that almost left us homeless.”

“Oh! I don’t want to hear that coming from you. Especially after what you did to Danni. Not me, the other Danni. The one with an i.”

“T-that was a misunderstanding!”

“A misunderstanding that almost killed a child!”

“I didn’t know! I thought- well Masters was manipulating me, how could I have -” Valerie was silent, both of her feet were firmly planted on the ground. Danny’s only reply was a smug smirk.

“We both have fucked up in the past. Can we just... move past it?” Danny asked, finally looking up. Valerie had taken her helmet off and placed her head in her hands.

“Is she okay?”

“Do you mean Dani?”

“Yeah. Is she okay?”

“She is doing better. I heard she found some cool folks in California.”

“That’s good. Hey Danny?”

“Yeah?”

“Next time you talk to her, can you tell her I’m sorry?”

“Yeah, I can do that.”

“Thank you,” her voice was so small.

The school’s alarm was still going off in the distance. The siren’s faded scream became a hunting lullaby over the scene. Danny’s skin began to heal over the acid burn with thin web like strands, covering the hole and sewing his skin back together. The wind carried embers from one of the many burnt holes and carried it past them. Valerie's long tight curls flew with the wind. Individual strands flew about her head fighting to be free.

“I’m sorry,” Danny said.

“No, I’m sorry.”

“No you don’t have-”

“Danny, we both owe an apology to each other,” She got up standing tall against the summer sun. Under her breath he could hear “and maybe ourselves.” She came close to him, closer than they had ever been in the last two years, “Do you need help getting up?”

“Maybe.”

“Here I’ll take you to my apartment. My Dad is pretty good with a first aid kit.”

“Thank you Valerie.”

“Don’t thank me, I’m just repaying a favor from earlier.” She helped him get on her overboard. The wires and metal fused together until it was Whole again. “Hang on.” carrying him, the two of them escaped into the air once again. The silence between them at a little bit more bearable. The city changed under them, from tall skyscrapers into small dusty apartment buildings.

“Hey Valerie?” Danny asked.

“Yeah?” She replied.

“Do you have a date for prom?”

“Fenton if you are serious I am going to drop you.”

“Serious? Me? Never!” She rolled her eyes, and for a moment all the years melted away as they both laughed like idiots.

[vm-haunts]

Some additional chaos:

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Jazz: *parents dead and in jail* *brother hopefully in some unethical human experiments if not fully faded* *little sister melted into a sentient puddle* *gave up her studies and faked her death* *seriously considering joining some assassin cult*

Also Jazz: this is fine, I am fine, everything is fine.

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Danny: I thought being a halfa is already rare enough.

Danny, gesturing to Jason: but this guy? Answered the question of can one death form both a ghost and a zombie. Duo core, and it's revenge and protection of all things. Are you kidding me? No wonder he's not getting better!

Danny, pacing: and don't even start with them mixing, last time something like that happen- Oh no. Oh nonono this can't be another Dan...

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Talia: I can fix him. *shoved Jason into the pits without telling anyone*

Danny & Ra's in unison: what have you done young lady!!

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Jason: *gearing up into an obsession fueled rampage*

Danny: oooohh the scary eyes.

Danny:

Danny, muttering: aw hell why did I quote Vlad- *Get tackled through a wall for not paying attention*

...

Dan, visiting: wow. So this is what I'm like huh? Never seen it from the outside, my condolences.

Danny: ugh fuck off. You only wish you're this reasonable.

Dan, already fading from this reality: eh, semantics.

...

Danny: hmph, I can probably scout out the bat cave faster with invisibility.

Jason: no.

Danny: oh come on, that's definitely faster then this right? Why do you insist going in as human anyways?

Jason, glaring at him: there's ecto detection down there. Not nearly as sensitive as the current model, probably, but I won't risk anything.

Danny, doing the mental calculation: ...Ah. That checks out actually, I always forgets my parent's first funds comes from the Waynes.

...

Jason: *planning revenge on Tim*

Jazz, spritzing him with a spray bottle: what did I tell you about casualties?!

...

Jason, going through it™: You don't know how it feels! Why do you even care!

Danny, eyes the same blazing green: I'm gonna ask you to consider your next words very carefully, Red.

...

Jason, in the aftermath of their fight: so what, you're my parole officer now? Watching my every move because you serve the god of balance or some bullshit?

Danny, snorting: oh boy, you're seriously overestimating how much the 'gods' cared. The only reason they bothered talking to me is because my evil future self destroyed a whole timeline and some of them want to kill me to fix it.

Jason: what

Danny: you heard me.

...

Jason, still not letting it go because he's a melodramatic bird at heart: am I a charity case then? Because you pity me?

Danny, floating upside down above the trashed room: I know this can sound surprising, but there's something called friendship you know.

Jason: friends don't... *gesturing at everything*

Danny: rude! You're just insulting all my friends now.

...

Jason: *blue eyes black hair with a skunk strip, built like a fridge*

Danny: *also blue eyes black hair with a skunk strip, built like a smaller fridge*

Bruce: *confused parent noises*

...

Ehhh it got out of hand again, but whatever. I'm so obsessed with this setting ok?

Butterfly Effect

The GIW got new funding and new crew, Fenton Works went up in flames, so did Vlad's castle. Danny is captured, Dani melted, Jack and Maddie died in the explosion that took out their lab.

Team Phantom is in deep trouble. Down to four human members, they're truly on their own in their quest to save Danny.

Not all hope are lost though, there's always good news between bad ones.

...

Good News: Jack Maddie and Vlad don't completely suck in this one.

Bad News: Jack and Maddie died and turned into ghosts.

Good News: Vlad finally get a true hero moment and brought the two with him when he fled into the zone before he blew his own portal.

Bad News: They're immediately arrested for their crimes against ghost kind for the foreseeable future. Wait isn't this good news actually.

Good News: no more ghost attacks because both portals are down.

Bad News: no more ghost help or easy ecto source either. But that's worth it as a trade off for the attacks.

...

Good News: Ellie didn't melt completely, only her human side did. She's souped (literally) inside a thermos for now.

Bad News: she lost her physically form, and they either need to find her a fresh and compatible corpse or clone her a second body.

Good News: all of them agreed on the second choice.

Bad news: they now have to find a way to make a clone

...

Good News: Team Phantom found a another group that is strongly interested in taking down the GIW research facilities.

Bad News: the potential ally turned out to be a cult of assassins.

Good News: the lady leading them is looking for her son and offered help.

Bad News: she's now very interested in what they know about ectoplasm.

Good News: they get Danny out!

Bad News: the assassin lady won't leave them alone. Team Phantom might have to join a cult now.

Good News: at least they get to hang out with the lady's son sometimes. He's pretty chill.

Bad News: chill guy get dunked into mystery goo by his mom, is now Dan no.2 and wants revenge on his dad.

Good News: at least Dan#2 is still negotiable as long as no one gets in the way of his obsession.

Bad News: Team Phantom is now the enabler of a rising crime lord. Hell of a first impression to make with Batman...

Good News: at least they're out of the League now, that's good right???

[tmngoose]

Play it Cool: a Loathsome Leonard & Repo Mantis drabble

Rating: G

Characters: Repo & Leonard

Tags: ‘Hurt/comfort,’ venting, positive role models, (not a shipping story), established friendship

Summary: Post-Raph’s Ride Along. Leonard’s upset and decides to visit one of the coolest guys he knows to clear his head.

A/N: I HAD TO GET THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEM! I HAD TO! 👀💦 (also Idk what to title this so 🥴)

Something unusual always seemed to happen at Repo Mantis Salvage. If it wasn’t top-notch scrap finding its way into Repo’s pincers, it was the interesting cast of characters who came into the junkyard — ‘professional junk-pickers’ they’d call themselves.

(Repo had other ‘fancier titles’ for them but hey, a customer’s a customer).

As Repo made his rounds, he noticed someone sitting on the hood of a rusting sedan. Their rugged outfit matched the ragged look on his face, and he sat with one leg crossed over the other; one of his geta sandals dangled loosely in the air…

“Oh, it’s you,” Repo said. “Haven’t seen you around here for a while now. Y’been busy?”

“Yeah, I guess you could say that,” Loathsome Leonard replied cooly.

“Y’need somethin’?”

“Just thought I’d swing by,” Leonard replied, a distant look on his eyes.

Repo picked up on Leonard’s change in behavior. This wasn’t the same ogre who tried stifling his excitement whenever the mantis spoke to him.

“Y’got troubles, kid?” Repo asked.

Leonard blinked, astonished, “You can tell?” Man, he’s so cool…

“Y’look like some slapped yer ice cream cone outta your hands,” Repo said before pointing a pincer over his shoulder. “Look, I gotta go count some hubcaps. If you wanna come wit’ and talk about what’s eatin’ ya, I’m all ears. Otherwise I’m gonna charge ya fer sulkin’ in my scrap yard.”

Easy, Leonard. Play it cool, Leonard hopped down from the sedan. He cleared his throat, crossed his arms over the back of his head, and started walking, “Yeah, I guess I’m down with that.”

Repo fell into stride a few seconds later, “So, what’s up?”

“It’s DANNY!” Leonard’s cool-guy demeanor instantly disappeared. “This Heinous Green look-a-like came waltzin’ into our paddy wagon, and Danny had the nerve to make him OUR LEADER!”

“No, kiddin’! Ain’t the blue guys normally the leader?”

“THAT’S WHAT I SAID!” Leonard exclaimed. “But that didn’t stop ‘em from making this guy our boss!”

Repo hummed, “Yeah, that’s sounds pretty rough, kid. Y’tell this Danny fella how that made you feel?”

“W-well, no,” Leonard fumbled, “b-but, I don’t think he’d care about my feelings. We’re the Mud Dogs, y’know? Hard as nails!”

Repo stopped walking and placed a pincer on Leonard’s shoulder, “‘ey, you listen to Repo, y’hear? I don’t wanna hear none of this ‘hard as nails’ stuff! Communication is the key to resolving conflicts. If ya don’t talk about these things, then who ain’t to say this Danny fella ain’t gonna step on yer toes again, huh?”

Leonard was ecstatic that Repo wasn’t only giving him great advice but had his pincer on his shoulder!

“I guess you’re right,” Leonard nodded. “I-I’ll tell Danny about how I felt…”

“Attaboy,” Repo patted Leonard on the back.

“Are you sure you don’t wanna be leader of the Mud Dogs? Offer’s still on the table!”

“Nah, I gotta good thing goin’ here,” Repo politely declined. “But if you ever wanna come wit’ me on a job or two, y’know where to find me. A little extra muscle never hurt no’body. Well, maybe the deadbeats who owe me money, but ehhh…”

They both laughed and the afternoon carried on as usual.

[zozophoenixxx]

Friendly reminders about The Flash⚡️

Things I had forgotten or little details I just noticed on my rewatch, maybe even Unpopular Opinions 🤭👀

✨Season 4✨

Even though this was honestly one of my least favorite seasons it was pretty interesting to watch and it had some pretty cool, badass and hilarious scenes lmao

Ok but the intro on the first episode was kinda cool

Cisco, wally and Joe working together... we stan 🙌🏼

Also the new star labs tables and tech make it look pretty cool

Samuroid, Kilg%re, Hazard, Amunet Black, T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r, Black Bison, The Thinker, Bᵣₐᵢₙₛₜₒᵣₘ, 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ, Prank and Trickster Jr., Dwarfstar, m̾e̾l̾t̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾p̾o̾i̾n̾t̾, Null, The folded man

Ramsey Deacon aka Kilg%re

Rebecca Sharpe (Becky) aka Hazard

Ralph Dibny aka the elongated man

T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r

Mina Chaytan aka Black Bison

Dominic Lance aka Bᵣₐᵢₙₛₜₒᵣₘ

Neil Borman aka 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ

Sylbert Rundine aka Dwarfstar

Izzy Bowen

Matthew Kim aka m̾e̾l̾t̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾p̾o̾i̾n̾t̾

Janet Petty aka Null

Edwin Gauss aka the folded man

Wally can speak Japanese😂

Joe being able to forgive Caitlin after what she did is amazing I love them 🥺

West-Allen kiss count (approximately): 46 😘

Cisco being upset because he was at the "doghouse" in ep2 is hilarious

"Rule number 1, when a girl say it's fine, it's not fine" i- I'd be happy with Cisco as my boyfriend

Gypsy's gorgeous bro 🤩

Ok i'm sorry but that "we are the flash" bothers me

Not Cisco, Barry, and Caitlin playing laser tag... AGAINST KIDS😂💀 And Cisco really went "you have failed this city" I love them (ep3)

Jesse just broke up with Wally... With a…

Breakup cube i-

HARRY IS SO AWKWARD

Joe being lost or done with everything going on around him is hilarious, and he also looked so sad when Cecile asked him to sell the house

Iris and Barry really would've gotten married out of the blue if it hadn't been for Kevin (the lil boy in ep3) LMAOOO

This boy really used cinnamon incense on purpose when the father was allergic to it and just went :) ┐(´ー｀)┌

"no need to shame the little boy" I-

We love Barry defending little kids 🥺

I liked Cisco's shirt in this episode

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

Not Wally leaving 🥺😩

BAHHAHHSXHAHSGHASGAH Joe's reaction when Cecile told him she was pregnant

OMG just realized that in the beginning of ep4 when Cisco and Gypsy are making out on Cisco's bed that… BRO I-

After Cisco asked Gypsy what her real name was she went to the bathroom and he stayed in bed but went to look for something in the little night table… that something was probably a condom… Y'ALL WHAT BAHBSAHBSHAS

Ralph Dibny used to be a dirty cop, I had Completely forgotten about this man

I just noticed that every time that Barry goes into a new room he looks around and i guess he tries to grasp as much information of it as possible and it's kinda cute

I like how Breacher always has a serious face but when Gypsy talks to him he smiles 🥺

CISKY KABDjahdHAHDSH

Also Breacher being Danny Trejo (Machete) from Spy Kids

"Good people don't destroy lives and call it noble"

Gypsy's real name is Cynthia and Breacher's Josh

Girl Night's out was an awesome episode, I mean we got to see the girls working together, Felicity, Drunk Barry and Cecile going #feminism it's just great

Amunet was kinda funny lmao Annoying but funny lol

BAHSHAHHA that scene when they get mugged by the guy that try to mugged Barry in s1 is hilariousss (ep6)

Ok but Black Bison (Mina) was right like why are things that belong to people that are still here in a museum?

Uff istg I hate Marlize sm like she's so manipulative and she just slapped Barry like bro u know ur guilty he's just doing his job ugh, I know she becomes good at the end but still 😤🙄

Harry and Caitlin 🥺

I love how Cisco's powers improved throughout the seasons. Like at the beginning he needed his goggles to vibe and now he just did it without them.

Bro even tho Amunet is evil she really just encouraged Caitlin and let her know that she is amazing for her, not only for killer frost.

I like Iris and Caitlin's friendship

The fact that she decided to go after Caitlin, instead of Barry shows how good of a leader she is

"those white girl dreads came straight from the 90s" BAHSHAHHA I love Cisco

Bro no wth I only saw Dominic for one episode and I already loved him 🥺

UGHHHH He didn't do anything this is not fair it makes me so upset like it was so infuriating to see him go through trial for something he didn't do🥺

Ig that's what he felt like when his dad-

I-

Noooooo

Caitlin holding Iris's hand during trial 🥺

Ralph really protected Joe and prevented him from basically destroying his life by planting fake evidence on Marlize's shoes

Ok but I love 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ's episode because I think it's like the first time that we get to see Killer Frost fighting alongside them 🥺

They really helped Caitlin turn into Killer Frost with... puppies 🥺😂❤️

Bro the amount of people that are in jail for crimes they didn't commit makes me so upset

And the fact that he got the same cell as his dad 🤌🏼😩

"I'm the fastest mop alive" I love how even when he's in prison he's still finds a way to smile or make Iris smile i-

Zoey Clark was James Jesse's girlfriend and Axel Walker's mother.

Ralph's first superhero name was stretchy man

Lexi La Roche was Caitlin's childhood bully

Omg just saw Nora for the first time in s4 ehhh actually probably not the first time since I think she appeared in the crossover but I skipped that episode so oh well 😂

She's so awkward- her Barry is showing lmaoooo

OMG I love this, Cecile just found out she can read minds lmaooo

JOE'S FACE BAHSHHHAHAHA

SHE'S A TELEPATH

BULBASAUR BAHAHAHAHAHA

Big Sir's real name is Dave and i-🥺

BARRY'S A CHEATER ABSHAHAHH he cheated on poker lmaooo

Cecile would definitely be me if I had powers

Harry's actually pretty insecure

Mini Ralph and Mini Cisco are hilarious

I will forever love Big Sir like 🥺

The fact that he did get his happy ending 🥺☺️❤️

Bro I felt so bad when the bus metas were almost free and Devoe took them 🥺

I'm ngl I'd love to get a pep talk from killer frost

OMG THATS WHY HE NEEDED T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r i never really understood why he needed him but it was to keep Marlize in love

BAHSHAHHA I love Cisco "Ralph I love you but you sleep on a futon" (a damp futon)

AND IRIS "you nasty" JAHSHAHA

Ok but I love Izzy Bowen's energy, she reminds me of Laurel sm

I love how Harry calls Cecile- DA Cecile Horton

The Flash s4:E14 "Subject 9" minute 12:14 - Cisco yelling "Iris" with the voice Crack is the most hilarious thing I've seen today lmaoo

Just realized that the first time we saw Izzy Bowen she was singing Somethin' Bad which was probably foreshadowing what was going to happen with her character

Bro izzy🥺

"AH SON OF A BREACH" BAHSHAHHA

Iris being a speedster is kinda cool and I like that her lightning is purple :)💜⚡️

Cisco just saved Iris 🥺

Poor Cisco, Harry just destroyed his little airplane thingie he was working on because he was looking for his thinking cap that Joe had because Harry was getting addicted to it

And Joe noticed because Harry had the same symptoms as Francine did 🥺

Bro that scene in ep18 where Marlize and Iris are fighting is pretty badass, especially when Iris basically stabs herself to get rid of Marlize or when Joe makes it into the Cortex with the Samuroid's head in a pole lmaooo😂

Ralph and Killer Frost 🥺

I love Snart from Earth-X

Bro no I love Cisco and Gypsy I cried when they broke up 🥺

Amunet's real name is Leslie Jocoy

Diggle throwing up after running with Barry every single time is hilarious😂

I love it when Cecile inhabits other people's minds right when she's about to give birth BAHSHAHHA SHE REALLY IMPERSONATED JOE PERFECTLY

Joe and Cecile baby's name is Jenna Marie West🥺☺️

This house is bitchin' BAHAHAHA I hated this cliffhanger like I loved it bc it wasn't that bad but it was yk?😂