#dick graysons butt

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I am about to be so real.

I fucking hate DC comics.

Like have they given us Dick Graysons butt? Yes. Jason Todd’s thunder thighs? Yes. Damian being teeny tiny? Yes. Tim being a bi gremlin? Yes.

But you know the fuck what. I simply cannot get over their aversion to men having problems and like dealing with it in a healthy way. Why is modern Bruce literally the worst person ever?

And I don’t mean in WFA or fanfic or cute little cartoons. Why in the Batman Comic series is Bruce one of the worst people ever? Bruce “I care about kids who were hurt like me and want to try and give them a better life” Wayne has fully morphed into Bruce “Teehee I beat my children and blame them when sociopaths that I enable hurt them” Wayne.

Like literally fuck off. It’s not even just that. The whole Red Robin arc when Dick is just “wow my brother is having a really hard time. I’m gonna call him crazy, take away the thing that’s been helping him to stabilize and give it to someone who tried to kill him multiple times and is consistently verbally abusive towards him. That will be really good for him.”

Literally what the fuck. Don’t even get me started about tarantula or Damian dying or any interaction between Bruce and Jason.

Like I’m just so fucking tired of this company peddling media about how it’s normal and right to forgive people who habitually abuse you. How it normalizes unsafe and unstable relationships between men.

And a huge part of this is because they just write this shit for shock value. Like what horrible thing can we run these characters through and never talk about ever again just so people will talk about it. Remember that like 3 comic long shit show of Dick getting brainwashed by the fucking Joker? Like it’s literally Dick beating the shit out of his brothers and being like I don’t know you and I don’t care and then it’s just like haha back to normal everything is great now.

I fucking hate it. It’s bad writing, it’s an irresponsible narrative about how trauma effects men and I’m just tired.

I really do like the fandom too. I think DC fans have created a lot of safe spaces for queer people, people of color and people with disabilities. But so much of what the fandom runs on is just so far from canon. I know tons of people irl who have never read a release post new 52. And I know some people who have never read a DC comic period cause they saw a glimpse of the toxic waste in there and noped out.

Like I know I’m just some guy on the internet but seriously if your canon comic material is so bad that a very large portion of you fanbase feel they can’t read it or would rather write there own story that just completely changed your characters you need to take a long look at what you are producing. Dick maybe being bi in Gotham Knights is cool. The rep for a character that has been coded as queer for a very long time is cool. But representation is in fact second to writing a good story and having good characters and DC is failing spectacularly at both right now.

[mylifeingotham]

[remixingreality]

[celaenaeiln]

civilian!birdflash first date

Dick: So...what do you like to do in your free time?

Wally:I love to run! I go running every morning and evening, it's just such a great feeling!

Dick: *trying to impress Wally* Oh, me too! I love to run! You know in fact I'm so in love with running I actually run in marathons

Wally: REALLY?! We should go running together!!

Dick: Totally! :)

Wally: Awesome!! Wanna run in the Los Angeles marathon together with me? It's in a couple months, it's the perfect time to go!!

Dick: O-Oh! Isn't that...a little far from here? It's on the other side of the country and everything-

Wally: No worries! My family's really big on running so we go every year. I'll buy both of us a ticket! We're gonna have so much fun!!

Dick: *smiling weakly* g-great! I'm...looking forward to it...

2 hours later at home

Dick: *face down on the couch* Alfred I'm never lying ever again.

Alfred: *polishing the chrome* A noble endeavour Master Dick

Bruce: *walking in* Where were you? I've been calling you for four hours now.

Dick: *not even a second later* Sorry I was busy hanging out with Donna. We were getting ice cream and then went to a dog park.

[fanaticalthings]

You know how there are those rare occasions when Batman will team up with a villain?

Can you imagine how funny it would be if during those team ups that specific rogue gets an insider look at how the Batfamily operates/interacts with each other?

I feel like it'd be like those situations where you're at a friend's house and said friend starts arguing with their parent and you're just stuck there like "🧍‍♂️" except in this case, it's just everyone arguing with everyone.

The team-up would be going well at first but then all it takes is one snide remark from one batkid for chaos to unfold.

Suddenly it's like a bomb has been set off, triggering a cascade of catastrophes. Red Robin and Robin are screaming at each other, knives are thrown, someone is crying, out of NOWHERE the Red Hood comes in and shoots Batman's kneecaps, which, hello?? where did he even come from?? Isn't he on the their side?? Did the Signal just jump off the building without a grapple gun?? Nightwing is trying to calm everyone down, no one listens to him, and Red Robin has just launched Robin off the side of the building like a football.

Everything is hell, Batman has three batarangs lodged in his armor and has lost all motor functions below his knees but has not said a single word throughout it all.

The Red Hood has just rigged the building they are standing atop of with bombs. The mission is never completed.

The rogue decides to never step foot in Gotham ever again.

Bonus:

This is also how that same villain discovers the batfam's identity: They see one interview with all the Waynes together, watches how one small thing sets off all the children to start outright attacking each other, notices how vaguely familiar all of this is..

and the rogue is just sat there, mouth open, squinting at the interview clip like "No fucking way"

[fanfrelon]

Nightwing in Harley Quinn: The Animated Series

[garoniousxmen]

Dick fuck boi Grayson 😂👅😜💟❤️

[fifiophobia]

Why aren’t there more stories that explore Batman and Starfire’s dynamic?

They’re perfect foils for each other in that:

Batman is controlling while Starfire is independent and stubborn

Batman bottles his emotions up while Starfire isn’t afraid to express her emotions

Both experienced childhood traumas that sculpted their outlooks on life

Batman (intentionally or not) taught Nightwing to be an emotionally bottled up perfectionist, while Starfire taught him to let go and feel confident in himself

Besides: imagine how funny it would be if Starfire got into arguments with Batman over small stuff, and Nightwing has to stop them

[artemis-requiem]

Ppl who read only wfa and fanfiction can not call them selves real fans of these characters. I don’t care if I sound gatekeepy but I’ve read enough shit here that makes absolutely no sense and it’s terrible. And then y’all will try to say fanon is better then canon when is the same amount of steaming hot shit just this time with everyone being one dimensional and boring. Please pick up a comic and don’t tell me you can’t afford on cause there are ways to get it for free

[bluegarners]

so you think since you’ve got a big butt and can do the splits you’re basically nightwing? hah. nice try. why don’t you have a kindness and a heart so great that it’s a multi-universal constant. why don’t you have such a good character that people are charmed by you and trust you even after only knowing you for a few minutes. why don’t you become a moral leader so steadfast that in a society of super-humans and gods, they all still look to you for guidance. THEN come talk to me about being nightwing

[sinematically]

even in a video that explains why people wipe their butt the token ass rep is nightwing… good lord

[oifaaa]

I just had a sudden epiphany that Dicks earth 11 /girl name would actually be Fanny short for Frances

[remixingreality]

[thenewgirl76]

Danny has mixed feelings on the way his body's physically matured. On one hand, he's beyond relieved to have finally received his growth spurt along with a bit more muscle to go with. On the other hand, he's none too fond of his now significantly bigger rear end nor all the attention it's gotten him from so many girls that wouldn't give him the time of day not too long ago.

Next time he visits Gotham, alone or with his adoptive family the first thing he's gonna do is apologize to his big brother for laughing at and making fun of his plight. As he himself now sees just how exhausting it is dealing not only with lusting ladies groping/pinching/slapping his rump at nearly every turn, but also placating Valerie enough to not carry out her threat of ensuring one of said ladies never uses the offending hand ever again.

[cigamfossertsim]

dick: pinch me

wally: *pinches*

dick: not on the butt

[taxi-cab-to-slowtown]

guys, guys, THE BUTTS MATCH!!! Left: Nightwing, right, Dick Grayson. DICK GRAYSON IS NIGHTWING GUYS, HE’S NIGHTWING!!!