you're in her DMs. I'm in her fandom discord server validating her headcanons. we are not the same.
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I made this to call myself out but please feel free to hold up a mirror if you need one also.
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Base on the fanfic he made about his alter ego, HoTGuY LMAO
Episode : Cubfan Hermitcraft 9 episode 91
Timestamp : 11:09
Bonus :
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Honestly? My gender is whatever line to piss at the gas station reststop is shortest
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me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*
fic: *doesn’t exist*
me:
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I just think it’d be hilarious if Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua were internet friends AND internet enemies. And of course, since neither wants their normal internet bestie to know about their unhinged behavior, i.e. Shang Qinghua writing a terrible porno for cash and Shen Yuan reading the thing in its entirety just to leave hate mail, they are completely unaware of the duality of their relationship. The amount of identity porn shenanigans of them both having a regular account where they have an absolutely normal friendship, and a side account for their deranged fandom content where they hate each other would be peak comedy.
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Pov: The Hazbin residents playing Uno
Y/N: "Skip!" *Places down skip next person card*
Lucifer: "I swear, the next time you skip me, I am going to FUCK YOU"
Charlie, quite embarrased: "Again, it's 'fuck you up’, Dad"
Lucifer: "I know what I said"
Everyone else at the table:
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David asking Neil for more scripts is just a different version of fans asking fanfic authors when the next chapter is going up.
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Literally every "Talia Adopts Jason AU":
Bruce: YOU KIDNAPPED MY SON AND PUT HIM IN THE LAZARUS PIT-
Talia:
Ngl I do get a kick out of seeing this argument go down in this particular AU.
I also love how completely unapologetic Talia is every single fucking time. Shit's hysterical. I love it so much. She really just exudes "God forbid a woman do anything" energy and I love her for it.
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btw gale loses all composure when hes horny. can't even make out the words "please" or "thank you", he just starts to dote on you and, when he's particularly needy, he'll grind up against you and paw at your clothes until you get the hint. he told me himself.
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