Dick and wally were sitting at the wayne family dinner table with their joint families announcing their engagement. Just before desert their was a knock on the front door. Alfred went to tend to it. Nobody thought anything of it till Alfred came back to dinning room with a large meta with him and two scruffed young kids hanging from his hands.
"I believe you have a guest master dick, master wally." Alfred said looking at the red head with a bit of judgment.
"You." The large meta with a goatee and flaming seemingly flaming hair. Motioned to wally with one of the kids who protested. "Well shit you are all here." He looked around the table. "Good I only need to do this once then hopefully. Quit fucking with the time stream." He ignored the throat clearing of the butler and the half raised from the seat posture of most of the dinners guests. "I'm tired of cleaning up all these timeline collapses you speedsters cause. So here is the deal." He sat the protesting kids down in to wally's lap. By phasing through the table. "I'm going to pull all your kids who would cease to exist from the now failed timelines and drop them all in your laps. And I don't care how many it ends up being. You want to cause me problems. You're getting all of yours 10 fold." As he backed out of the table. He pointed an accusing finger at the speedsters. "Do not try me! Oh and By the way. Congratulations on your engagement." He gave a rough pat to alfreds back. "Thanks old man." And then he vanished from sight.
The bats stared at the speedsters. "Care to explain that?"
"Who was that guy?"
"OH my god I'm a dad!" Wally said in shock looking down at his two kids. Ignoring Barry arguing with half the bat clan.
"What are your names?" Dick said all smiles at the two little kids sitting in wallys lap.
"Jai"
"Iris"
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Talia likes to gaslight people into believing she's Jason's birth mother.
"You had him really young then?" Yes, I was young and really in love with his father.
"He doesn't look arab tho'. " And? His father is white and I'm sino arab, he may look a little white passing, but I have the stretch marks to prove.
"Usually mixed kids have more..." We have the same completely natural green bright eyes I don't know what you're trying to point here.
"So... both of your sons are from the same father?" Yes, the older got his lack of melanin and the younger his face.
And if you let her, she'll go hours blatantly lying about everything, she once convinced a poor cashier that when Jason was a baby and learning how to walk, he got all the way to the family's garden and she found him sleeping with a tigress and her cubs. Talia says she was scared for her life when that happened and the fact he could sleep so peacefully with such dangerous animals proves that Jason was a born warrior.
She even carries around photos of Jason as a kid on her wallet and makes sure to show them with the biggest grin on her face to anyone who's fool enough to fall into her silver tongue.
When Damian is feeling like a little shit he likes to tell people his mom had a psychological pregnancy and adopted his brother and is conviced she's the one who birthed him, so it's better to agree with her and he always makes sure to sound like hes pitying her
Jason tells people Damian is the adopted one
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yes i support jason being taller than bruce for angst purposes and yes i also support jason being shorter than bruce for fluff purposes it’s called bisexuality
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Me to myself: Don't send murder threats to DC comics writers, don't send murder threats to DC comics writers, don't send murder threats to DC comics writers...
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I think an underappreciated motive for Bruce / Batman to not murder the Joker after he killed Jason is that it would, in a sense, mean Joker won. Like, yeah the Joker would be dead but he would also be laughing himself silly that he was the one who made the Bat break his code.
Bruce sparing the Joker was not because he didn't love Jason enough to kill him, but because he refused to let the Joker take anything else from him; he took his son, but he would not take his honor, his morality, his code. He would not give Joker the satisfaction.
Yeah! I think, ultimately, DC said it best, -- one death, two deaths, three deaths, -- whatever you pick, everybody loses. It was a no win situation from the start and specifically designed to have no satisfactory ending
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Ain’t no way Draxum tolerated Mikey’s portal stunt once he found out about it so have some father and son/sensei and student them for the soul
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Pay attention while flying, Blond Superman🙄( He is NOT getting those glasses back)
I just wanted to post a comic strip today while I draw Percy even if the comic is simple plus I haven't drawn Jason yet sooo here is our stapler-eating king ( I do live in denial about the Trials of Apollo)
Anyway, have a great day (try to pay attention to the great details of the clouds I spent like 30 minutes drawing from a Pinterest tutorial)
TYSM 🥰
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first lunch with the new chairman
bonus:
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I feel like neither the pro-Talia Al Ghul camp or the anti-Talia camp really care to delve deeply into the fact that she has been abused and used by her father her whole life, and is as tragic a character as Jason. Her fixating on a man as emotionally distant and obsessed with his mission as Ra's, knowing full well that he will never choose her or his children over it, is a completely accurate showcasing of the way people perpetuate their own trauma cycles.
And while I hope more people refuse to take anything Grant Morrison wrote about Talia to account, making her a good mother in reaction to it also just does not make sense. Just like Bruce, she's an example of someone who loves her child fiercely but is too traumatized and emotionally stunted to express it in healthy ways. Unlike Bruce she grew up in a literal terrorist cult and raised Damian in it as well. Her being exacting and teaching Damian to be ruthless and trust no one were all incredibly damaging and abusive, but it's also the only fucking way he could have survived the League or Ra's. Yes, she could have sent Damian to his father and keeping him by her side was selfish, but this woman, who had been starved of love and had never been anyone's priority since her mother died, finally had a person to be hers and only hers. It's horribly, tragically human to guard that love jealously and possessively.
The Tiger Mom as a trope is racist, but the emotional effects on women made to prove their worth as humans via motherhood is very much a reality that women of colour can relate to, and one not confined to just Asians. I'm only going to speak for my own people here, but the way Asian mothers make their sons their whole reason for being stems directly from the oppressively patriarchal cultures we grow up in, where a woman's worth is predicated on being a wife and mother and the highest honour she can aspire to is having a son. Ra's is the original patriarch who drilled into his daughters that they could never inherit his legacy no matter how much they proved their love, and that they owed him male heirs. Damian's very existence is tied up with Talia's idea of her own personhood and worth and achievement, which is why she piles on so many contradicting expectations on him - that he's fiercely independent but also stays by her side, become his father's perfect heir but take only her values, never be a pawn like she was, but align with her own wishes.
However you want to negotiate the racism of the way Talia is written is up to you obviously, but I feel that there's no realistic way that Talia can be a good mother (even in Son of the Demon she acted in Bruce's best interests, deceived him and abandoned her child, which actually might have been kinder than attempting to raise him in the LoA). I feel that making her one is an extremely simplistic way of dealing with the racialized misogyny her character is subjected to, and a disservice to real-life children of mothers like her, who love their children fiercely but perpetuate abuse cycles because of that very love.
For me, deconstructing and reaching past the misogyny and racism means humanising her and not making her value and sympathy as a character contingent on how good of a mother she is to Damian and Jason. Trauma and abuse slows or arrests your emotional development and makes it difficult to regulate your emotions and impulses, which is why it's a requirement for traumatized people to cognitively work on themselves in order to be good parents to their own children. Talia cannot. There's absolutely no therapist she can trust, the last time she felt close to someone she was decieved, tortured and brainwashed by her, and not only can't she get away from her father but she received a harsh object lesson from her sister on what happens when you try. This woman is a goddamn victim in every possible way, even more than Jason. It's also one of the reasons I don't buy that she allowed herself to be close to Jason, maternal feelings notwithstanding.
(Also her sleeping with him was pretty gross and unnecessary of Winick, whose writing is far from unproblematic when it comes to WoC, but it makes for a fascinating character deconstruction because afaik it happened right after Nyssa tortured her until she was brainwashed against Ra's and Bruce. So at that point in time she was basically in tatters and locked in the same self-destructive spiral as Jason, and maybe she wanted to nuke her sense of maternal care towards him in a bid to feel less emotionally vulnerable. I love this kind of psychological yarn balls in fiction.)
Absolutely none of this should absolve her choices. None of this means she's a good anything or that she should be seen as a purely sympathetic and wronged character. She's obscenely rich and powerful, ruthless, cunning and manipulative. She's one of the most dangerous people in the world. She's not fit to raise anyone. But if you can't accept all of that and square it with a fiercely loving heart and find a deeply human character then I really can't relate to you.
Let female characters of colour be human, morally grey and complex. Let fictional mothers be traumatized and deeply damaging without demonizing them. And stop moralizing female characters, I am begging you. We're far past Victorian England. Making them be on their best behaviour all the time to be sympathetic is oppressive as hell and not what storytelling is for.
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It's implied in the show that Hob got dispossessed of his portrait of Eleanor and Robyn at some point between "being drowned as a witch and getting out with his skin and little more" and "things getting worse and worse and ... worse". But he explicitly states in the comic that he had to pawn her portrait some 50 years before their 1689 meeting, and that he doesn't remember what she looked like anymore and that is honestly exponentially more devastating
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...I emerge from the depths of my archive with more tiny faces to offer as tribute to @tiny-tf-faces.
I'm pretty sure I haven't posted any of these yet, at least.
Startled Teebs.
Riptide looking truly horrified.
A very small Nautica.
Ravage's head always gets just a little wonky when they draw him small.
Orion's not lookin' too good here.
Rewind!
This one of Skids is just called "aw fuck" in my archive.
Okay these aren't just faces, but might this be Ratchet and Pharma standing in the background of Functionist Universe Rewind and Minimus's first conversation? I'd recognize those chevrons anywhere.
I swear this is Trailcutter.
Brainstorm be lookin' like an owl here.
Damus, my baby boy <3
Megatron looking vaguely disappointed.
Brainstorm being a gremlin in the background >:)
FUCK - Megatron
Please appreciate how pretty Skids is.
A Rewind titled "he is but a box"
More Skids.
Getaway squinting.
Teebs again!
Roddy smirking :)
Rung!
Brainstorm with lopsided eyes.
Nightbeat studying something intently.
SKIDS MY BELOVED
I think this is Hoist? I get him and Grapple confused all the time.
For a guy with 95% of his face covered, Brainstorm is very expressive. His tiny faces are some of the best.
Megatron contemplating his life choices.
Huffer is mildly concerned.
Damus being adorable as usual. uwu
Skids is disappointed.
I still have more, but I'm gonna have to put them in a second post :D
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thinking abt how lovely it is that jason found a mother in talia, especially after having his own mom betray him and generally having a complicated relationship with her, and just...idk. having someone who supported him, not the him before he died, but him. who he is now, and accepting him. that’s so lovely.
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John & Will Robinson
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I think that if you watch The Mummy 2 on its own, it’s a fine little flick with flaws but a lot of charms. But if you The Mummy 2 right after watching the first one, it becomes the absolute worst movie you’ve ever seen in your entire life.
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