#mama ivy

[crybabylulu]

Dc is a bunch of cowards! I want mama Harley! Ya’ll gave her a daughter and rarely use her! USE HER FOR FUCKS SAKE! I WANT MAMA HARLEY! FUCK YOU DC! IVY WOULD BE A GREAT STEP MOM! AHHHH! YOU COWARDS DC!

[selenadem]

Kagetsu and Ivy 🥹💜

[delusionalbitchinthehouse]

The earth ghouls (Earth, Pebble, Ivy, Mountain) seeing Phantom right after he's been summoned, all scrawny and thin, and promptly digging a comfortable nest under the roots of an ancient tree where they shove him in and spend weeks cuddling and feeding him until he looks healthy again.

[maze-mind]

Ivy Trio (In)Correct quotes.

Yes. Part 3. It's too late for me *dies*

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Store Worker: Would a “Newt” please come to the front desk?

Newt, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Minho and Thomas: I believe they belong to you?

Minho and Thomas, simultaneously: We got lost.

Newt: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me...

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Newt: I have a bad feeling about this...

Thomas: What do you mean?

Newt: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Thomas: No.

Minho: That actually explains so much.

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Newt: What’s up? I’m back.

Thomas: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Newt: Death is a social construct.

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Newt: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Minho: I'm a knife.

Thomas: He's the little spoon.

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*Scenario: Minho+Thomas in jail together*

Thomas: So, who should we call?

Minho: I'd call Newt, but I feel much safer in jail.

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Thomas: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever, and you're both invited.

Newt: 'If?'

Minho, sarcastically: Great! The only party I've ever been invited to, and you might not even *die*!

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*Scenario: Newt driving Minho+Thomas*

Newt: So, how was your guys' day?

Thomas: We almost got surprise adopted!

Newt: What?

Minho: We almost got kidnapped.

Newt: Oh, okay.

Newt:

Newt: WAIT, *WHAT*?

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Minho: What do you think Thomas will do for a distraction?

Newt: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*A building explodes, and several car alarms start beeping*

Minho:

Newt: ...Or, he could do that. Seems like Tommy.

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Newt: Hey Minho, can I have some dating advice?

Minho: Hold it. Just because I'm dating Thomas does not mean I know how I did it.

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Newt: ...Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Minho?

Minho: No.

Thomas: I do!

Newt: I know, Thomas.

Thomas: I'm sad!

Newt: I know, Thomas.

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Minho: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Newt: Go the shuck to sleep.

Minho: What gif I don't want to?

Newt: Shuck You

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Someone: How many kids do you have?

Newt: Biologically, emotionally, or physically?

[goldengirlgalaxy]

Danny runs to Gotham after a reveal with his parents gone wrong. Bruce Wayne ends up catching on to the fact that he's a homeless kid in need of a good home. Danny, however, does not want to deal with another rich, potentially-insane, definitely-obsessed A-hole, so he does his best to steer clear of him. Doubly so when Batman takes an interest, as he want to put his hero days behind him.

Eventually, Danny, sick of running and wanting a way to make the two stop hunting him, decides that he should let someone else adopt him instead. Cut to him being found by Harley Quinn, who decides that she should totally pull a Bruce and adopt this black-haired, blue-eyed child. Hopefully Ivy won't mind!

[fugitiverabbit]

Ivy: Harley, face it. You... [inhales] you've evolved. You want to help people. You're not a villain anymore.

Harley : That is not true.

Ivy: Why won't you just admit it?

Harley: Because I don't wanna lose you. Ivy: [genuinely surprised] Do you really think that you would lose me?

[bitchinbarzal]

the other woman | mat & mama

you’d had the best weekend with the kids and mat. It was nice to get away from being “doc” to just being a mom and wife.

you were on day two, standing at the end of the carpet waiting for mat to finish his interviews while wyatt slept soundly on your shoulder.

he finally made it to you, taking wyatt from you to give your arms a break.

the kids were all on a sugar high, antsy and looking around for the next thing to do. Bailey had run off, not wearing his cochlear so you chased after him, bringing him back to the family giggling.

Your spot now taken by a woman you didn’t recognise. Before you could introduce yourself you heard her say

“Oh she’s gotten so big! I remember when you were just a baby” a tickling a now wide awake Wyatt’s belly.

You frowned “and how do you know Wyatt?” You asked, taking the baby from her dad.

Mat and the woman looked at one another, Mathew considerably nervous looking “We um-“

“Molly used to come to daddy’s house!” Ryder, ever the one to throw dad under the bus. Mathew closed his eyes and sighed.

“Yeah this is Molly.. she’s a reporter for the league we went out once or twice last year” Mathew explains while Molly stands looking uncomfortable.

You smile “Well it was nice to meet you Molly”

“Likewise…” she trails “I’m gonna go” and takes off into the crowd to interview someone else.

You look at Mat who has those puppy dog eyes “Babe…”

“C’mon guys let’s go see the mascot’s! Uncle Jack told me they’re playing musical chairs” you exclaim, plastering on a fake smile to distract the kids from the obvious tension.

Before you could walk very far Mathew grabbed your waist “Hey! Don’t walk away-“

“You slept with her, didn’t you?” You ask, tears lining your eyes.

Mat couldn’t lie, not to you “Yes… we were separated though!”

“So all that shit about wanting to work on our marriage, how I was your only girl… that was all a lie? You just can’t seem to keep your hands off girls at your work”

“Hey, that’s not fair!”

“No Mathew what isn’t fair is you never telling me that! That I was at home worrying about my job, our kids and our marriage while you were out finding them a new mom?!”

He looks hurt “It wasn’t like that! Lets not forget you drafted the divorce papers”

And one last stab at his heart

“And I wish I hadn’t thrown them out now”

[vodrae]

Batfamily going to do their public appeareance of the week, sitting at Wayne's 3 Michelin's stars restaurant. The restaurant is under siege rule. Brucie boy and the kids are coming.

Talia ordering for everyone :

"Hello. We'll have 50 beefs burgers, 50 with chickens, 15 vegans. 3 kilos of falafels. 11 omelettes with 8 whole eggs and 4 whites, made with butter. 5 pots of boeuf bourguignon without pork, blanquette and rabbit with mustard. Then 3 pots of each but your vegan version. 1 kilo of each of your salad. 2 plates of evything you have with fish. 13 vegan tacos and burritos. And 2 kilos of ice cream with this."

Beginner waitress with her pen: Hu..Hu...

Talia : Don't worry, dear. Already wrote it down for you.

She says with 5 fives hundreds dollars and a note.

Back at the table Bruce says.

"If anynone, nobody in particular, is sick, they'll be alone to clean"

Harley giggles

"When I have the headache I don't hear Harleen anymore !"

Ivy scolds.

"I was out for billionaire's meat tonight."

She says, planting her knife in the table, watching Bruce. He clears his throat. Harley adds.

"That's Talia and Kitty's dessert !"

Selina puts her hand on her forehead, Talia doesn't react.

Dick, Barbs, Jay, Tim, Steph, Duke, Kate : Oh my god shut the fuck up !

Cass : Want baby.

Bruce : Sweetie. Please.

Cass : Sister.

Talia : In nine months it's chrismats maybe Santa...

Bruce : No. Actually...

Damian : I'm the only blood children forever. And you can't change that, clown.

Harley : Well your daddy has a co

Bruce: ARCADES UPSTAIRS FOR EVERYONE.

Later

Dick, Barbs, Jay, Tim, Cass, Steph, Duke, Kate : Hungy.

Talia : I know.

Dick, Barbs, Jay, Tim, Cass, Steph, Duke, Kate : Hungy.

Talia : I know.

The 50 beefs burgers, 50 with chickens, 15 vegans. 3 kilos of falafels. 11 omelettes with 8 whole eggs and 4 whites, made with butter. 5 pots of boeuf bourguignon without pork, blanquette and rabbit with mustard. Then 3 pots of each but your vegan version. 1 kilo of each of your salad. 2 plates of evything you have with fish. 13 vegan tacos and burritos. And 2 kilos of ice cream with it arrived.

Bruce is helping himself some falafels in his salad, watching his kids'plates already half empty.

Dick : It's

Barbs: weird

Jason: something

Tim : is

Steph: really

Duke: missing

Damian : inside

Cass : .

Suddendly, the secret weapon of the restaurant is coming. Elizabeth, boss of the dinner accross the street, she's pinching everyone's cheeks and says.

Elizabeth : A big kid like you needs to eat !

Kate : It's really better now ! Nom nom nom.

Bruce : How's Alfred ?

Elizabeth : Snoring in his potato, sugar.

Bruce : Perfect.

He can finally put a leaf in his mouth.

Dick, Barbs, Jay, Tim, Steph, Duke, Kate, Cass, Selina, Harley, Ivy : Is there more ? I finished.

Bruce :

Talia : Don't worry baby, I got this.

She says slapping his tight, black card in hand.

[comradekarin]

REAL MUSIC IS BACK YALL !!!!!! WHERE ARE MY AMERIICAN REQUIEM STANS !!!!

[ivylawson]

Ivyyyyy

(this was from a while ago I just never posted it, erm, like, a day after her s was revealed)

Goggly sized eyeball

Might redo I unno, kinda fugly. The doodle in the corner is where the heat is at

Dude you can tell this was right when her s was announced because DAMN them shoes inaccurate

[lime-ether]

Here Before

Tw: Flashlights, blood, kidnapping, oc lore

Characters by: @lime-ether

[crybabylulu]

Pt 21 this is correct and no I will not take criticism (shoutouts to my bf for this one!)

Harley: ok baby I’m gonna chop down some trees so we can make a house

Ivy: NO!

Harley: Pammy we need to make a house

Ivy: use dirt. Then I can put flowers on top of it

Harley: Pammy dirt houses are ugly

Ivy: we can make ours beautiful

Harley:…..no * starts to cut down a tree*

Ivy: NO! *screams in pain*

Harley: Pamela Isley you can’t even feel that it’s a video game!

Ivy: I can feel it in my soul! *punches Harley’s Minecraft character*

Harley: *gasp* PAMMY!

Ivy: we are playing something else right now! *drops her controller on the couch*

Baby Lucy: *grabs the controller and puts it in her mouth*

Ivy and Harley: NO! THAT HAS GERMS! *quickly trying to take it from her*

[ivy-creates]

playing nintendo ds games from my childhood makes me want to draw fanart/design stickers for these games....

[yuridovewing]

This would definitely... Bloat some things, but I still want to do it cause then it involves all four clans like it Should, but man I love the idea of each clan having their own "Power of Three" trio. Like a lot. Originally I was going to make them all descendants of the current leaders and spread the litters throughout TNP, Po3, and OotS, but that didn't quite seem right to me. There aren't a ton of descendants for me to work with to this end (especially for Blackstar, who I've decided is Darktail's dad who never has another litter in the clans). Soooo instead, I want all of them to be forbidden kits. Half clan and medic children, baby. So obviously this includes the ThunderClan three, and the other litters I'm considering are Tawnypelt's kittens (moved to be born late in Po3) who would technically be ThunderShadow kits... that or I'm changing who the other parent is. (Here comes TawnyFeather with the steel chair...? They could meet again in Outcast... owo?) and Sedgewhisker and her sisters who are apparently WindRiver kits?? Which I didn't know was a thing til now.

That just leaves the RiverClan three who I'm not totally sure on. My friend Vio suggested Icewing's first litter, which I kinda like cause that includes Beetlewhisker. Makes his fate in the Dark Forest all the more terrifying. But I'm also considering Minnowtail and her siblings (reviving her brother Tumblekit). I do not remember if those guys have confirmed dads but if they do, uhhhhhhhh. Well they aren't their dads anymore. Officially halfclan now.

[miralines]

You know you’re in it when you search tumblr for your favorite characters and a sizable portion of what comes up is just tournament polls

[enoughbykelela]

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