I’m so convinced that the only reason the Marauders find out about Remus being a werewolf is because of Regulus cause let’s be real all of them are dumbasses like this is how it prob went down
Sirius: My new best friend gets sick every month I don’t know what to do
Regulus *innocently*: oh so he’s like a werewolf?
Sirius *scandalised* : No-
Sirius: *thinking back to all the times Remus’s sickness coincided with the full moon*
Sirius: Oh fuck
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Sirius hearing Remus calling a microwave a “popty ping” because he’s Welsh and thinking all Muggle appliances are just named after the sound they make and calling a washing machine a “sloshy box” or a blender a “wazzy wacker” or something. That’s it that’s the post.
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(date at a muggle zoo)
Sirius: so what are they in for
Remus: this isn't muggle azkaban
Sirius: so they can leave?
Remus: well no but-
Sirius, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one killed somebody
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James, pointing at Regulus: I love you!
James, pointing at Lily: I love you as well!
Regulus: we return the sentiment but why are you announcing it in the middle of a battle?
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the marauders playing truth or dare-
sirius- kiss the most attractive person in the room
lily- ok but you won't like it
sirius- ????
lily- *kisses Remus*
sirius- uh lily! that's my boyfriend!!
lily- what?? he's the most attractive person in the room!
everyone- *silently shakes head in agreement*
sirius- *absolutely gobsmacked*
remus- *blushing, looking like a mf tomato*
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severus: the problem isn't that you're gay. the problem is that you're a communist
remus: i'm not a communist...
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reminder to check in on your marauder fan friends. reblog to save a life.
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Regulus: *Puts a knife to James throat*
James: *James's thoughts* OMG OMG OMG HES SO HOT THIS IS SO HOT OMG YES HAVE ME IM YOURS.
Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK JAMES-
Regulus: *is flabbergasted*
James: Oops did I say that out loud... *awkward laughter*
Remus: *laughing his ass off*
Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO RUN BEFOR EI KILL YOU
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Remus: hey, why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Sirius: because they don’t have the right koalafications
Remus: no you dumb piece of shit, it’s because they’re marsupials
Sirius, muttering: the one time I think he’s trying to tell a joke I get it wrong, fucking-
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Stranger at the park: Aw, he’s so cute!
Remus: Thanks, he’s a rescue.
Sirius: You’ve gotta stop telling people that.
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Remus: Pros and cons of dating me.
Remus: Pros: you will be the cute one
Remus: Cons: HOLY SHIT WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN
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Regulus: Sleep is for the weak
Regulus:
Regulus: On an unrelated note if you don’t shut up in the next minute I will kill everyone in this room and then myself
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Lily:What’s my exact height?
Sirius: Short
Cut to Sirius running away from Lily and the rest of the gang dying of laughter
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Sirius, drunk as hell: Remus
Sirius, drunk as hell: Remus, I like your name
Remus, even more drunk than Sirius: Thanks I got it for my birthday
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marauders as texts my girlfriend has sent me p1 <3
remus
marlene
lily to remus, after he rants about sirius for a whole hour
sirius and remus
lily (green) and remus (grey)
remus to a very disturbed peter
remus to sirius about the girls weekend w/ lily, mary, marlene and dorcas
james to sirius
remus after james punched up a homophobe
sirius (grey) to james (green)
part two / part three
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james: im seeing someone but im not sure if you'll be okay with it
sirius: just say it mate
james: its a guy
sirius: (making proud eyes) prongs, i hope you know i will always love you, and now we can go on double dates and-
james: its your brother
sirius: get back in the fucking closet mate
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