(wedding planning)
Soap:"your dad? Duh."
Ghost:"He's dead."
Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."
Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"
Soap:
Gaz:"Bullshit."
Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."
Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."
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mc: oh brother-
Mammon: which one?
mc: …what?
Mammon: which brother?
mc:…
mc: uhh, you?
Mammon: that’s right baby
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Jason: the Batfam member I see most as my brother is Tim
Dick: What!!! That's no fair, I should be your brotherly-ist brother!
Dick: No offense Timmy.
Dick, turning back to Jason: But I am the one who has been your brother longest, I helped you kill that druglord, I even gave you some of my cookie dough last week!
Bruce: uhhh, back to the druglord thing-
Steph: You shared your cookie dough with him!
Jason: Sorry Dick, but there is one thing that makes you brothers more than anything else, not blood, or time, but...
Jason and Tim at the same time: Contempt
Jason: I have contempt for Tim, like all siblings should. Really the only thing I love more than hating Tim is shit talking other people with Tim. That form of contempt is how siblings bond and I will just say, surprisingly I love bonding with Tim even more than I love terrorizing Tim
Tim: aww, I didn't know we were that close
Jason, panicking cause he doesn't wanna ruin their dynamic: *punches Tim in the gut and runs out*
Tim, shouting after him: You can't take it back now, you ass
Jason: *turns around while running to give Tim the middle finger*
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house md so wonderful and brilliant because it is simultaneously the heaviest, darkest, most serious show about love and loss and how trauma shapes people and the most unhinged thing you'll ever experience.
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Crosshair: I don’t give a shit what people think about me. I literally do not care.
Tech: Crying so hard you nearly threw up when Echo said he was disappointed in you is a pretty interesting way of showing that.
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Gwen: Why Lamia is so scared of you? She wouldn't even come close to you
Merlin, trying to hide the fact that it's his magic that is scaring Lamia away: ugh, uhhh, I'm gay
Gwen *gasps angrily*: THIS BITCH IS HOMOPHOBIC
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"The HoloNet news—it portrays as you as this—this—heroic warrior. Larger than life. Charging into battle, lightsaber flashing. Scourge of the Separatists." [...]
"And yet here you are and—and you’re so young and kind and—" [...]
"I feel like you understand what it’s like to be scared and helpless. At the mercy of someone else."
— Karen Miller. Star Wars: Clone Wars Gambit - Stealth
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