#sitcom quote

[televisionquoteseverywhere]

Superstore

Amy Dubanowski, Cheyenne Lee, Dina Fox & Sandra Kaluiokalani

[shironezuninja]

How the hell did that TMNT fanfic slip by my notice for all those years!? The teddy bear doll that Leo had in those Mini Shorts was given a name by the author: Mr. Snuggleworth! 😂🤣🤣😂

To quote Raphael in the story’s chapter: “I’ve Never Been Happier.”😂🤣🤣😂

[citricacidprince]

Was thinking about Trans Branch stuff and but then got caught up thinking about Trans Fem Branch for way too long

Like, Trans Masc Branch wouldn’t change much from the story cause I can imagine him figuring that out after his brothers leave but before his grandma dies. Nothing changes much other than some dialogue from his brothers.

Trans Fem Branch tho… I can’t see her figuring this stuff out until AFTER the first movie which instantly captivates me about her

Anywho take these incoherent ramblings and doodles of her cause I can’t stop thinging about her and I shall be drawing her again

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 129

Tim, reading a book: No way! *gasp* Oh my god!

Jason, reading the same book: Knock it off!

Tim: Mind your own business.

Jason: I would love too, but now I'm wondering if all that gasping is about something I already read or something coming up.

Tim: I'm on page three hundred and twelve.

Jason: Don't tell me that! Now I know there's a gasp coming in twenty pages.

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine S08E10 ‘The Last Day Pt 2′

[mentally-at-home]

[serendipity-in-love]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021)

[hisbucky]

Bobby: You can't always talk your way out of a situation, there may come a time when you have to do something else other than using your words. Buck: Okay...? Did something happen? Bobby, grimacing: I may, or may not, have given your boyfriend the shovel talk in front of the entire football team today. Buck: Oh. Hold on a sec, let me just... Bobby: And this is the part where I run away - Buck, chuckling: No, no, no. This is way past trying to embarrass Eddie, pops. No, instead you just had to sign me up to endless teasing by my boyfriend's friends, didn't you? Come back here!

[mmelolabelle]

a 100% accurate depiction of Alicent and Daemon in 1x08

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie: *calls from inside the house* Baby!

Steve: *giggles and looks down at his shoes*

Robin: You've been married for 10 years! Why are you still like this?

Vickie: Hey, babe, can you get this for me?

Robin: *blushes and giggles before dropping everything*

Steve screams as the latter Robin was supposed to be holding fell, and he was now clinging to the gutter he was cleaning.

Steve: Robin! We had a double wedding! You've been married just as long as we have! Why are you still like this?! Eddie, she did it again!

Vickie: Sorry, Steve, I didn't know she was holding the latter!

Meanwhile, Eddie's head was stuck in the banister as he was testing out his and Steve's new staircase. . .you know, for scientific purposes because he never lived in a place with staircases. Honestly, he had a thought, and he just did it.

[shironezuninja]

Resuming the badass Shaman King anime remake on Netflix reminds me how unaffected I am over the impending Winnie the Pooh horror movie. Not part of my great childhood too.😜😝😛

[nollimet]

“Nobody taught me to want. But now I want. I remain lying down with eyes open, looking at the ceiling. Inside is the darkness. A pulsating “I” is taking shape.” — Clarice Lispector, Água Viva

[books-till-dawn]

Shouldn't we hold out for the person who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks but actually kind of likes them?

Ted Mosby, How I met your mother (2005-2014)

[thingsphoenix21]

*Poseidon goes to the bathroom whistling* *someone answers in a cube* *Poseidon keeps whistiling* Zeus: Poseidon?! Poseidon: Mom? Zeus: Pose! Poseidon: Brother...? What are you doing here? I took you guys took off. Zeus: Oh no, no, Hera took off. With my clothes. Poseidon*chuckles*:Are you naked in there? Zeus: Well not exactly....Uhm wearing panties. Poseidon: Huh. You uh... You always wear panties? Zeus*sighs*: No no, this is the first time. Poseidon: Wow talk about your bad luck. I mean the firs time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes. Zeus *raises his head from the cube*: No. I wAs NoT tRyInG tHeM oUt, Hera asked me to wear them. Poseidon*grins*: Let me see. Zeus*hides back in the cube*: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see ever. Poseidon*grins as he goes to the next cube*: Alright, alright. Wow... Someone's flossing. *Hades walks in to clean his hands and sees Poseidon* Hades*confused*: Pose, some people don't like that. Poseidon*evil grin*: ZeUs Is WeArInG pAnTiEs! Hades:What? Let me see. *he goes to the other cube* Zeus*wanting to die*:no, no, no. nothing to see. Hades: Hi toshie. Zeus: Alright enough. I'm your king one of you give me some underwear. Hades*chuckles*: Oh no, no. Poseidon;Can't help you bruh I'm not wearing any. Zeus: How can't you not be wearing any underwear? Poseidon:Oh, I'm getting heat from the guy with the hot pink thong. *Hades wheezes* *Demeter walks in and walks out not having the energy*