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talesfromsiteredacted · 2 years

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Random Grabbag of Interesting Threats and Insults Heard at Site (REDACTED)

Various and sundry threats overheard around site, some directed at the staff, some at the anomalies, some at the Chaos Insurgency. Some are from the anomalies. Hell, I've got a few here. There's rumor about a Most Inventive Threat competition starting. No context, just hostility.

"I swear, if you start in with the singing again... I'm going to cut out your vocal chords, nail them to the front gate, add a warning sign, and spread the word far and wide the Viking penalty for raping eardrums applies here."

"Whomever decided Doctor Bright was Site Command material is gonna get a very special lemon basket, with combustible citrus."

"You're going to get cheesed, mate." "Cheesed?" "Like getting creamed, but a longer, more involved, and more agonizing process. With knives possibly involved."

"Wow... in the D&D game of life, you rolled a nat 1 on not just intelligence, but wisdom and charisma too."

"Keep staring at my sisters like that. I'll show you the Sumerian Cheese Grater trick."

"Keep pushing. Heard Ferdinand would just love a dinner date with you. One more comment like that, and I'll butcher, cook, and serve him your corpse."

"Wanna find out what happens when an idiot gets thrown in a miniature black hole? Keep asking 'When's lunch?' and you'll get firsthand experience."

"Why do you make easy-peasy lemon squeezy into hard hard lemon impossible?"

"Clef... touch my dark roast again, I'll shoot you with your own shotgun."

"Mock Dr. Kondraki again, you'll find out why butterflies can be terrifying."

"This. Is. Why. You. Leave. The. Keters. Alone. Now, piss off before I spank you again with your own baton, kid."

"Meh. You may have top clearance, but you don't have friends, and you don't have taste."

"The Keter? Nah, your willy isn't even Euclid." A pause. "Really weird thing to call your dong, Doctor Bright."

"What do we do with a drunken Bright? Lock him in the brig, and turn a very cold hose on him, of course."

"Interrupt my work once more, and I will be forced to suture your mouth shut."

"Those bastards! I'm going to carve their livers out with a rusty dull spoon!"

"It shouldn't be possible to play a ukulele with malicious intent, but here comes Clef, proving me wrong. One more super slow Tom Petty song, he'll be wearing that damn ukulele as a necktie."

"I could put a sack of manure through 914 on rough and get a better argument than that."

"The Chaos Insurgency must love stupid people, there's so many. Either that, or they need to start using a better temp agency."

"You call this coffee? I call this a mug of disappointment."

"Say it. You'll be eating Tuna Surprise slurries for weeks." A pause. "Why Tuna Surprise slurries? You'll be missing all your teeth."

"Huh. Surprised you can even breathe with your head so far up your own ass."

"Jeremy. My dude. You. Reek. You're out here, smelling like one of 682's chili farts, unwashed, ungroomed, uneducated... and you want a piece of my cake? Hah. Until you rediscover the wonders of a shower and soap, you ain't even touching my ladyfingers."

"Listen to me, Leonard... there is no place in the entire fucking mulitverse where I would find your creepy ass attractive. Now, fuck off before I treat you like a lich, you worthless wreck. You got no game, and lo! No maidens. Maybe 073 can teach you 'Not Being a Creep 101', you need it. Get the fuck out of here, pathetic maidenless wretch!"

"Big Brother told me about this thing he did to a guy with a wire waistcoat and a bicycle pump. Thinking of trying it on a certain annoying doctor."

"Put another fish in the damn fountain. I'll pulverize you with a trout."

"Dr. Gears... I know you're trying to set a good example, but right now you look like a poster for 'The Horrors of Insomnia and Overwork'. You need a long ass nap, boss."

"Grr. The Chaos Insurgency, can't stop them, but can't round them up, push them into a meat grinder, and use them as mutated shark bait."

"Okay... someone get Dr. Glass up here. Dr. Clef is delusional again. He just said Dr. Bright had a good idea. That's not possible."

"Wow. Contracting 008 might actually make this moron into a mere fool."

"I'm not sure if I should hit you with a shovel, shove a live snake up your ass, or just throw you in the incinerator."

"I'd sooner gnaw my own leg off and beat myself to death with it instead of have even a cup of coffee with you. Go away, Karin."

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angelasscribbles · 2 years

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Savage Love Chapter 22: Condottiere

Series: Savage Love

Fandom: The Royal Romance

Pairings: Riley x Liam, Riley x Drake

Rating: NSFW (ish)

Warnings: hint of lemons

Word Count: 3,043

My other stuff: Master List.

Drake knew I was lying about my freak out in the shower earlier, but he let it drop. Thankfully. I honestly didn’t know if I could lie to him if he continued to push.

I knew I should slow things down again, push him away, maybe put an end to the whole thing. As I combed through my wet hair, I resolved to do just that; but by the time we were eating breakfast, I found myself wiping crumbs from his face, my thumb lingering on his lips. I’m not sure I had ever wiped crumbs off someone’s face before. I just wanted to touch him all the time.

I went back into the bedroom to slip on a pair of shoes as Drake waited by the front door. My eyes fell on the bed as I pulled a pair of Louboutin pumps on my feet. Liam’s bed. Memories of the night before fell through my head as I finished getting ready.

Liam’s body, hard and toned, behind me in the tub, soap suds sliding down his chest, his arms encircling me. His smile when I turned to kiss him, the way he stiffened when our lips met, embarrassed at how quickly he’d been aroused.

Liam lifting me out of the water. The way his lips never left mine as he carried me to the bed.

Liam on top of me, sweat beading his skin as his muscles coiled and tensed under my hands.

The way he’d pulled me close and held me tight. How right it felt in his arms.

“You get lost in there, Brooks?” Drake’s voice jerked me back to the present.

“Coming!” I hurried out the room, flustered.

We made it to the conference room on time, barely. Leo was flipping through paperwork. Jason and Max had their heads together about something and Jared was back from the hospital, he sat in one chair, his injured leg was propped up on another. Liam was seated at the conference table across from Leo, next to the chair I usually sat in. There was no way that wasn’t on purpose. I wanted to be annoyed with him for it, but I wasn’t.

I sat down in my usual spot; Drake took the seat on my other side. Nope, not awkward at all.

“So, I think we know how Rico was able to get Tariq to do his dirty work.” Jason said.

I glanced at Leo, who told me, “Drake updated me last night and I got these two on it right away.”

“Ok.” I turned back to Jason, “How?”

“Gambling debts!” Max answered triumphantly. “His finances are a hot mess. He has gambled away most of his family’s fortune.”

That made perfect sense. You don’t turn down a loan shark when they give you an assignment. This could be a huge break, pointing us to who Rico was working with, “Who does he owe?”

“Lorenzo Romano.” Jason answered.

“Who is that?” I asked.

“Well, he’s a loan shark, obviously. But I started digging around in his finances and he is definitely linked to the Gladius Company, a band of mercenaries used by a lot of mafioso’s as enforcers.”

“Ok, do we know who runs that?” I was trying to find a connection between Lorenzo and Rico.

“It’s a fairly new operation, but we are fairly certain it’s being run by a man named Saguaro Laurent.”

“Shit!” Jared’s exclamation drew everyone’s attention.

“You know the name?” Drake asked.

“I know the name. He was second in command to the Condottiere.”

“The Condottiere?” Leo raised his eyebrows questioningly.

I explained, “A mercenary operation pretty much like the Gladius Company. The GIA took them down about six years ago. The leader is serving eight consecutive life sentences, but his lieutenant got away.”

“Looks like we found him.” Jared said.

“How familiar are you with this guy?” Drake asked.

“Not much.” I replied, “I didn’t work that case.”

“Really?” He sounded surprised, “You sure seem to know a lot about it.”

“There’s a reason for that.” Jared snorted.

I shot him a death glare, “Shut the fuck up, Lewis.”

He shrugged, “Whatever, Brooks, but you know we have to call him in.”

“Call who in?” Drake’s gaze shifted back and forth between us, looking for answers.

“I am out of commission, physically speaking, so I can’t go undercover with the staff at the Nevrakis estate and I’m worthless in a fight.” Jared told him, “The agency will be sending someone to replace me anyway. I’ll stay on in an advisory capacity, helping out with intel and I’ll still liaison between Brook’s field work and headquarters, but she needs a new partner.”

“Okay…” Drake said carefully.

Jared went on, “Now that we know Laurent is involved, we need an expert on the Condottiere, someone who knows how this man works, someone who spent years tracking him, studying him. The man that took his organization apart the first time. We need Nick Adler.”

“No, we fucking don’t!” I had never wanted to hurt Jared as badly as I did in that moment.

Jared fixed me with a stern look, “I thought you didn’t let your personal bullshit get in the way of business, agent. If you use your professional judgement and not your emotions, you have to admit that he’s exactly who we need.”

If looks could kill, Jared would definitely have exploded into a million pieces right then and there. I held his gaze for a few heated moments before all the fight went out of me. A frustrated whine escaped my lips and I hated myself for it. He was right. Damn it, he was right.

“Fine! Get Barton on the phone and update her. It’s her call.”

“You already know what the call will be.”

“I said fine, get him here.”

“Whoever this Nick guy is, he’s not going to be a problem, is he?” Leo asked.

“No, he won’t. He’s a good agent, one of the best. We just have a…uh…past, but it won’t get in the way of the investigation, I can promise you that.” I avoided eye contact with both Drake and Liam. The last thing I wanted was my past on display for either one of them.

“So, the assumption is that Rico used Saguaro who used Lorenzo to get Tariq to do his bidding. The Mendez cartel used the Condottiere a lot before they were taken down. It’s possible Saguaro stayed in touch with Rico.” Jared shifted the discussion back to business. Thank God, because I could feel the gazes of both Drake and Liam boring into me.

I ignored them and turned to Max, “How’d you find out so much so fast?”

“Orange soda and jellybeans! I can’t work without them. Brain food!” He explained.

“Uh huh.”

“I stayed up all night. I told you, I’m The Kraken, the assassin of cyberspace! I can find out anything about anyone!” Max was bouncing in his seat. He had way too much energy for this early in the morning.

Leo asked, “So where are we on the Via Imperii and is this thing with the cartel guy going to impede that? No offense Riley, but if you’ve been compromised, we need to bring in a new agent.”

“I haven’t. We don’t think Rico knows why I’m here, not yet anyway. We need to find him and take him down before he figures it out and exposes me though. As far as the Via Imperii, I’m having lunch with Neville today. I’ll continue to pump him for information. The next Via meeting is in two weeks. Have we gotten anything from the bugs we planted?”

“Jason’s been monitoring those.” Max said.

“Nothing so far.” Jason answered, “It doesn’t seem like anyone lives there, they just use it for meetings. We haven’t picked up anything since the night you were there.”

“Meanwhile, Drake, Liam and I are still leaving for Auvernall tonight, right?” I was dying to follow up on the secret Rys sibling mystery.

“I don’t know if that’s a good idea, Riley.” Liam said in concern, “Now that we know a madman is out to get you.”

“Actually, getting her out of the country for a few days might be a good idea.” Jared said, and once I again I silently thanked him. I knew my life was a mess when I was thankful to agent Jared Lewis for anything. “We just have to ensure no one knows she’s leaving. She’ll be safer off the grid.”

“I can make that happen.” Drake replied instantly. “Getting her out without anyone knowing won’t be a problem.”

Leo nodded, “You know I’d go with you, but I have too much going on right now and I can’t get away. Plus, the press will notice and question what I’m doing there. They pay less attention to Liam.”

“One last order of business.” Liam said, “Riley can’t stay in that room anymore.”

“But everyone needs to think I am.”

“I’ll keep the room assignments the same on the official books.” Drake spoke up, “You can come and go through the passageways, so you’re seen entering and leaving that room, but I’ll have two guards posted in there twenty-four seven. If there’s another attempt at an abduction, whoever it is will be in for a big surprise.”

“The room next to Drake is empty, use that one. If there’s nothing else, I have a meeting with some delegates from France.” Leo said as he stood and gathered up paperwork. He looked at me before he turned to leave, “Be careful out there, Riley, I’d hate to see anything happen to you.”

“I always am.” I assured him.

Lunch with Neville yielded nothing new, but I did have to sidestep his attempts to set up a more private date. Ew, no.

I was finally able to slip his company without being rude. I was hurrying back toward my room when I heard my name being called.

“Riley!” Hana was coming down the hallway from the other direction.

“I am so happy to see you!” I told her as she stopped to hug me. I was actually happy to see her. I hadn’t had a lot of close female friendships in my life. You don’t really make friends at court so much as frenemies and sycophants.

“Me too! I haven’t seen you around in a few days.”

“I’ve been busy, but do you have some time right now?”

“Sure. What’s up?”

“I just….I could really use someone to talk to!”

“Do you want to go up to your room?” She asked.

“Let’s go to yours.” I suggested. There were guardsmen in my room that I wouldn’t be able to explain.

Once we were alone, she turned to me and said, “Ok, spill!”

“You remember the night on the balcony? How both Liam and Drake tried to get me to go back to their rooms with them?”

“Yes….”

“Well, I’ve been sleeping with both of them.”

She sucked in a scandalized breath, “Really?”

“Really.” I laughed. “Don’t look so shocked. It’s not that bad.”

“Aren’t they best friends or something?”

“Yeah, but it doesn’t seem to be affecting their friendship.” Which I was grateful for.

“So, they both know about the other?” I hadn’t thought she could look more scandalized than she had a moment ago, but I’d been wrong.

“Of course.” I answered her, “It would be weird otherwise.”

“And it’s not weird now?”

I snorted, “Maybe a little.”

“So, they both know about each other, it’s not affecting their friendship and clearly it’s not deterring either of them from pursuing you. You’re sleeping with both of them and enjoying it, I assume from the fact that you keep doing it. Have I got that all right?”

“That about sums it up, yeah.” I agreed.

“I don’t see the problem.”

“The problem is that they both want a relationship, and I don’t do those!”

“Why not?”

Why indeed? Why was probably on his way here right now. “It’s….complicated.”

“It always is.” She nodded sagely, which made me giggle for some reason.

“I just need to not feel….feelings for either one of them!”

“From where I’m sitting, it looks like you might be feeling feelings for both of them!” Hana said.

“Ugh!” I blurted out in exasperation. “I know! That’s the fucking problem!”

She considered that quietly for a moment. “Maybe you’ve just been spending too much time with them, maybe you should sleep with someone else, see if that gets either, or both, of them out of your system.”

“Yeah….maybe…” I said doubtfully, “But who?” Maxwell Beaumont had given me a look right before we’d gotten in the limo to go to the Via Imperii meeting, but I quickly dismissed that idea. Sleeping with someone else that was involved in the investigation and also friends with both Liam and Drake just didn’t seem like a good idea. Bertrand? Ew, no. Leo wasn’t my type, and he was in love with Liv anyway. Liv. Hmmm. Yes. But she was in love with Leo, so no.

Madeleine. I jolted upright in my seat. Madeleine! I was willing to bet good money that she knew far more about the inner workings of the Via Imperii than Neville did. She was hot as hell and I’m pretty sure I’d caught her checking me out a time or two. A tryst with Madeleine could kill two birds with one stone. Get me the information I needed on the Via Imperii and distance myself a little from Drake and Liam. Prove to myself that I was not falling for either one of them.

Liar! My inner monologue yelled at me, but I ignored it. “Hana, you might be a genius!”

“If you knew me better, you wouldn’t sound so surprised by that.” She quipped and it made me laugh again. “So, who’s it going to be?”

“Maybe no one.” I replied honestly. I hadn’t really had much sexual interest in anyone else lately. Which was unusual. I told myself it was just because I was getting it on a regular basis but that wasn’t the whole truth. “But maybe….Madeleine….”

Hana’s eyes widened in surprise, “Amaranth? Is she gay?”

I shrugged, “One way to find out.”

Hana covered her mouth with a shriek, “Oh my God, Riley! That’s insane! Two of the prince’s top three suitors doing each other?” She fell over on her bed as laughter ripped through her.

I couldn’t help but laugh with her. It felt good to laugh. I should hang out with her more often. “I mean…..whatever. He doesn’t get to hoard all the hot women, right?”

Hana sat up, still laughing, and wiped tears of mirth from her eyes, “Why not? You’re hoarding all the hot men!”

“Shut up! Stop!” I needed to stop laughing, it was making my sides hurt.

My phone dinged and I looked down at it. This was predictable, but still unfortunate.

“Is everything ok?” Hana asked.

“Yes, fine.” I lied, “I have to go, I need to call home, just a minor issue with my mom, nothing serious, but you know how moms can be.”

Hana nodded sympathetically and I felt a little bad for playing on her family trauma, but I needed her to stop asking questions. I liked her. But I couldn’t draw her into a GIA investigation. She was an untrained civilian. She was safer not knowing anything.

I headed back to the conference room, via my old bedroom. I nodded to the guards on my way from the door to the secret panel. Anyone watching me would think I was in my room, not two levels up and on the east side of the palace rather than the west, in conference room.

I burst into the room to find Leo, Jared, Liam and Drake waiting for me. “I told you this was the most probable outcome.”

Tariq Lambros was dead. Washed ashore an hour ago. That was the price of failing the Mendez cartel.

“How?” I demanded.

“Two bullets to the back of the head, execution style.” Drake answered.

“Classic cartel assassination method.” Jared said.

“It’s too bad we didn’t find him first. Now he can’t answer any questions.” Which is precisely why they killed him. “On the upside, we should now be able to bring in the loan shark in for questioning.”

“We’re on it.” Leo said, “You three go onto Auvernall as planned. We’ll handle things here.”

“I can do the questioning.” Jared offered, “But he probably isn’t going to talk.”

He wouldn’t. It would be signing his own death warrant and he knew it. They never talked. But we had to try.

“Thanks, Jared. Have you talked to Barton yet?”

“Yes. Nick should be here by the time you get back from Auvernall.”

“Great.” I said, copious amounts of sarcasm dripping from the word.

“So, are we going to talk about this Nick guy?” Drake asked as he and I and Liam headed back toward their rooms to get ready to leave for Auvernall.

“Nope.” I replied.

“Ok then.” I could hear the frustration in his voice.

I didn’t want to talk about Nick. Not yet. Not while I was still struggling with my feelings for each of them. Dealing with my issues around my ex was too much, too soon, too personal….or maybe exactly what I needed to do to get some closure and resolve said issues.

I’m not clueless. I’m under no delusions about why I bury myself in my work. Yes, I love my job, love the work that I do. I loved it before Nick, but there was no denying that after I used it to distract me from my pain and avoid getting hurt again. Hard to get hurt if you never let yourself care about anyone.

Except that now I had and my past and present were on a collision course with each other.

Without really thinking, or realizing what I was doing, I slipped one hand into Drake’s grasp as we walked and the other into Liam’s. I felt a little squeeze from each of them. Neither drew away.

Maybe I was an idiot for fighting against these feelings. Maybe I should let one of them in. But which one?

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butterygoooness · 2 years

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📜 - All-My-Friends-Were-Glorious (Eric, Fosse, Clyde, Tweek)

Butters and Cartman

Eric: Here's some advice

Butters: I didn't ask for any

Eric: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

Eric: Butters, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! ):

Butters: Well of course I have.

Butters: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Butters: It's boring.

Eric: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Butters: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Eric: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Eric: You have Crayons? butters: Yes, I have— Eric: You're— how old are you? butters: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS. Eric: ......... is cowarding behind Kyle.

Eric: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Butters's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Butters and Clyde

butters: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

clyde: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

clyde: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.

butters: That’s 200%.

clyde: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

butters: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

clyde: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

butters: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

clyde: Navy blue isn't your color.

butters: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after clyde*

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Butters and Tweek

tweek, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

butters: Well, that's you.

tweek: Me?! Is that what I look like?

butters: You don't know???

tweek: Busy day.

tweek: How do you want your coffee?

butters: Black, like my soul.

tweek:

tweek: butters, your soul is a latte.

butters: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

tweek: Um, make lemonade?

butters: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

tweek: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

butters: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

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Butters and Fosse

fosse: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* butters: fosse, what did you think a tiger shark was?

fosse: Big day today, butters. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain? butters: Mustard– looks less like blood.

butters: You shouldn't be using a straw. fosse: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. butters: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

fosse: Do you want to play 20 Questions? butters: Sure! butters: Whats your favorite color? fosse, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

THE SQUAD _______________________________

clyde: So eric was just using me? butters: I’m sorry, clyde. fosse, trying to contain their amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now. clyde: butters: Ok, that’s a time-out. fosse: No, I was just trying to- butters: Go sit over there! fosse: *walks away in defeat*

*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered* butters: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer? clyde: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine. eric: What about tweek? Nobody ever suspects tweek! tweek: Well what about fosse? They have a gun! fosse: butters has a knife. butters: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs eric in the arm*

The Squad: *walking at the mall* eric: Hey, have any of you guys seen butters? They’ve been gone for a while.. tweek: Eh, nope. fosse: No, I haven’t... clyde: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something. butters: Hey. eric: Ooh, there you are- tweek: What the fu- clyde: I- where were you?! butters: Walking right behind you guys.

tweek: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill! tweek: First who would you kill? *clyde points at fosse* *butters points at fosse* *eric points at fosse* fosse: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

clyde: butters is late again. tweek: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11. fosse: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon. eric: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM. clyde: Oh boy. We may have overdone it. *butters bursts through the door* butters: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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noodlepai · 3 years

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okuh- Gootraxian's are basically slime like monsters that can come in different colors and all they cannot hold any items, so there's that they all also have their own time of existing, an example is like uh some Gootraxian's exist once there's like a power outage in the game, aka items of those Gootraxian's if you step on the item which automatically has you put it on, you'd turn to a a Gootraxian (example: purple shades, blue out lined headphones) other examples are: if you put too much soap on, you'll turn to the Soap Gootraxian if you step on a spike puddle, you'll turn to a random Gootraxian that i think is related with spikes or can fly- idk i didn't mess around with the spike puddle one's in the game if you step on the colored puddles, like Pink or Blue as examples, you'll turn to a random Gootraxian Pup's are one of them and there's a chance you'll get different colors of them if you stay in a specific room that has like i think toxic gas or toxic oxygen sort of thing?? you'll also turn to a Gootraxian if you have a lemon as you get attacked with a shark, you'll be a Lemon Shark Gootraxian if you get a tazer equipped and walk on the water of the sharks, you become like electricity type of Gootraxian if you get caught by a shark, Shark Gootraxian then it goes on and on with different ways i haven't heard nor found or learned yet in the power outage, the puddles and spikes change color's to white completely- meaning that whatever Gootraxian you get, it'll not have a color then white (and Gold would be a chance you'd get i think) in the blackout i think it was, the puddles and spikes change red, meaning that you'll get a red-ish? colored Gootraxian and it would prob have spikes on it's back the Pup has spikes on it's back once it's blackout, so yeah Gold Gootraxian's also exist, yet it's a rare chance you'll get them as you step on spikes, puddles, ect even on blackout's and power outage's, they still are a rare chance i think that's just what i know of so far in the game, Ampella i think plays it more then i do so she knows more of the game and how to get different Gootraxian's i stick with Pup Gootraxian's, so yeah and a quick fact: Pup Gootraxian's are the more friendly ones, so far i don't think they can turn a human to a Pup Gootraxian every other Gootraxian is harm, if they catch a human for a long while the human will become that exact same Gootraxian so sort of a Gootraxian infection thing

Oh I see !! Ty for the explanation!

Interesting litol creatures they are

#i hold them #long post

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jemch · 3 years

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How It’s Made Index（S21~S30）

How It’s Made是由 Discovery Channel 制作一款王牌节目，又被翻译为制造的原理或造物小百科，本片从2001年推出至今，涵盖了几乎所有的制造技术，非常适合机械专业和对此感兴趣的同学。希望大家享受这趟制造的艺术之旅！

第二十一季推出时间为2013-04-04至2013-08-01

S21E01 Rubber Gloves; Soap Carvings; Aircraft Cabinets; Motorcycle Brake Locks 橡胶手套，肥皂雕刻，飞机木柜，摩托车制动锁

本集看点：极其舒适的橡胶手套制作过程；

S21E02 Powder Horns; Handcrafted Molds; Perogies; Inner Tubes 粉角，手工模具，饺子，内胎

S21E03 Lace; Antique Frame Replicas; Orchids; Unicycle Wheel Hubs 蕾丝，古董架复制品，兰花，独轮车轮毂

S21E04 External Hard Drives; Frozen Shrimp; Thai Rice Boxes; Paper Towel 外置硬盘，冷冻虾，泰国米箱，纸巾

本集看点：硬核的西部数据移动硬盘组装制程；

S21E05 Tea; Roof Finials; Artificial Flowers; Alloy Wheels 茶，屋顶饰物，人造花，合金轮毂

S21E06 Gel Caps; Playground Spring Riders; Frozen Pancakes; Natural Rubber 胶囊，摇摇玩具，冷冻煎饼，天然橡胶

S21E07 Paper Umbrellas; Coal; Aircraft Seats; Urns 纸伞，煤，飞机座椅，瓮

S21E08 Aluminum Canoes;Wood Bowls;Wheelchair Accessible Vans;Marimbas 铝独木舟，木碗，残疾人改装车，木琴

S21E09 Indy Car Seats; Paper Flowers; Stand-by Generators; 赛车座椅，纸花，备用发电机

S21E10 Knee Replacements; Leaf Springs; Lavender; Rivets and Rivet Tools 膝关节置换，钢板弹簧，薰衣草，铆钉和铆钉的工具

本集看点：另外一种大型弹簧结构；铆钉的工作原理；

S21E11 Cast Iron Stoves; Ultralight Aircraft; Snow Groomers; Rubber Bands 铸铁炉具，超轻型飞机，推雪车，橡皮筋

S21E12 Barber Chairs; Sewage Pumps; Bimini Boat Tops; Diesel Filters 理发椅，污水泵，比米尼游乐船，柴油过滤器

S21E13 Car Tires; Silk; Art Conservation; Scuba Tanks 汽车轮胎，丝绸，艺术保护，潜水氧气瓶

本集看点：铝合金终极冲压教程；

本季资源链接：

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第二十二季推出时间为2013-10-10至2014-01-16

S22E01 Electric Stand-Up Vehicles; Frozen Fruit; Beer Coasters; Forged Door Handles 电动站立车，冰冻水果，啤酒杯垫，锻造门把手

本集看点：专业铁匠；

S22E02 Rock Crushers;Fabric Lampshades;Cake Sprinkles;Steam Irons 岩石破碎机，织物灯罩，蛋糕彩条，蒸汽熨斗

S22E03 Indy Steering Wheels;Mixed Salad;Wind Turbines 印地赛车方向盘，什锦沙拉，风力涡轮机

S22E04 Blast Doors; Lipstick; Artificial Palm Trees; Brass Plaques 防爆门，口红，人造棕榈树，黄铜牌匾

S22E05 Carbon Fiber; Antique Frame Restoration; Railcar Movers; Hood Ornaments 碳纤维，古董保存架，有轨机车，车头装饰品

S22E06 Sawhorses and Toolboxes;Sorbet Pops;School Buses 史丹利工具箱，便携汁冰糕，校车

S22E07 Sanders;Solid Terrain Models;Stucco;High-Speed Roll-up Doors 抛光机，固体地形模型，水泥，高速卷门

S22E08 Pressed Glass;Pickup Truck Caps;Alpaca Yarn;Utility Knives 压制玻璃，敞蓬小型载货卡车，羊驼纱线，工具刀

S22E09 Body Casting; Downdraft Stoves; Compression Garments; Electric Motorcycles 身体模型，气流炉灶，长袜，电动摩托车

S22E10 Sidecars;Frozen French Toast;Refrigerator Compressors;Superchargers 摩托侧箱，冷冻法式土司，冰箱压缩机，增压器

S22E11 Custom Knee Braces;Air Conditioners;Window Films;Motorcycle Exhaust 定制膝盖支撑，空调，窗户贴膜，摩托车排气管

S22E12 Solid State Drives;Eye Shadow;Limousines;Dead Blow Hammers 固态硬盘，眼影，豪华加长轿车，香槟锤

本集看点：先进半导体制程制作的硬盘；

S22E13 Dragster Tires; Icing; Floating Docks; Spiral Pipes 赛车轮胎，冰淇淋，飘浮船坞，螺旋管

本季资源链接：

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第二十三季推出时间为2014-04-03至2014-07-03

S23E01 Motion Sensors; Belt Loaders; Pheasant Breeding; Diving Helmets 运动传感器，带式装载机，野鸡养殖，潜水头盔

本集看点：先进半导体制程制作的传感器芯片；

S23E02 Rawhide Lampshades; Chocolate Chip Cookies; MRI Scanners 皮灯罩，巧克力饼干，核磁共振成像扫描仪

S23E03 Noise Barrier Walls; Front-Load Washers; Bourbon; Flexible Circuit 声音屏障墙，滚筒洗衣机，威士忌，柔性电路板（FPC）

本集看点：柔性电路板是如何加工的；

S23E04 Railway Bridge Ties; Membrane Filters; Hydraulic Post Drivers; Bi-Planes 铁路桥梁枕木，膜过滤器，桩机，四翼飞机

S23E05 Hospital Laundry; Brass Instrument Restoration; Horse Replicas; Excavation 医院洗衣，铜管乐器修复，马复制品，挖掘机挖斗

本集看点：用玻璃纤维制作空心复制品；巨厚钢板的激光切割，折弯与焊接；

S23E06 Ceramic Fireplaces; Synthetic Corks; Parking Garage Floor Slabs 陶瓷壁炉，合成软木塞，车库楼板

本集看点：多种塑胶粒子组合的连续注塑；

S23E07 Oil Pressure Sensors; Printing; Equipment Simulators; Head & Neck Restraints 油压传感器，大型印刷，设备模拟器，护颈

本集看点：打金线制程；

S23E08 Mobile Concert Stages; Mascara; Continuous Miners; Wood Gift Boxes 移动音乐会舞台，睫毛膏，挖煤机，木制礼品盒

S23E09 NASCAR Car Bodies; Hurley Sticks; Tube Amplifiers; Thermal Coffee Pots 纳斯卡跑车车身，赫尔利球球棒，声音放大器，热咖啡壶

S23E10 Electric Vehicle Charging Stations; Grappa; Lunar Rover Replicas 电动汽车充电站；格拉巴酒；月球车复制品

S23E11 Slate Tiles; Hot Dog Carts; Garage Door Openers; Bicycle Seats 板岩瓷砖；热狗车；车库门开启器；自行车座椅

S23E12 Racing Leathers; Evaporative Cooling Towers; Rocking Chairs; Wire Wheels 赛车皮革；蒸发冷却塔；摇椅；钢丝轮

本集看点：滚丝螺纹工艺；

S23E13 Mountain Bikes; Rice; Lever Action Rifles 山地自行车；大米；杠杆动作步枪

S23E14 Shark Week Edition: Surfboards; Diving Regulators; SCUBA Tanks; Water Skis 回收冲浪板；潜水调节器；潜水氧气瓶；滑水板

S23E15 300th Episode - Shark Week Edition: Sails; Reef Aquariums; Oceanographic Buoys; Folding Kayaks 风帆；珊瑚礁水族馆；海洋浮标；折叠皮划艇

本季资源链接：

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第二十四季推出时间为2014-09-25至2015-01-15

S24E01 Saunas; Wheelchair Lifts; Dioramas 桑拿；轮椅升降机；立体模型

S24E02 Oil Lamps; Chocolate Mints; Underfloor Heating; Pillows 油灯；巧克力薄荷糖；地板采暖; 枕头

S24E03 Upright Pianos; Flags; Wet/Dry Vacuums; Medieval Axes 立式钢琴；旗帜；湿式/干式吸尘器；中世纪斧头

S24E04 Skeletal Replicas; Ice Buckets; Dining Chairs; Inground Pools 骨骼复制品；冰桶；餐椅；地下游泳池

S24E05 Automatic Sliding Doors; Gin; Firearms Restoration 自动推拉门； ��松子酒; 枪械修复

S24E06 Scuba Lights; Sandals; Race Car Simulators; Fibreglass Doors 潜水灯；凉鞋；赛车模拟器；玻璃钢门

S24E07 Wood Windows; Cashmere Fabric; Plastic Recycling; Architectural Glass 木窗；羊绒面料；塑料回收；建筑玻璃

S24E08 Gas Barbecues; Mattress Pads; Ear Prostheses 燃气烧烤炉；床垫；耳假体

S24E09 Recycled Skateboards; Braided Pastry; Construction Trailers; Vises 回收滑板；编织糕点；施工拖车；虎钳

S24E10 Plasma Gems; Special Effects Snow; Piano Restoration 等离子宝石；特效雪；钢琴修复

S24E11 3-Wheel Electric Bikes; Skin Cream; Patio Heaters; Wood Wheels 三轮电动自行车；润肤霜; 天井取暖器；木轮

S24E12 Old West Holsters; Underwater Video Housings; Soy Beverages; Pet Nail Trimmers 老西部皮套；水下视频外壳；大豆饮料；宠物指甲修剪器

S24E13 Wood Garage Doors; Sand and Salt Spreaders; Animatronic Dinosaurs 木车库门；沙子和盐撒布机；电子动画恐龙

本季资源链接：

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第二十五季推出时间为2015-04-02至2015-07-02

S25E01 Grammy Awards; Bicycle Lights; Above-Ground Pools; Foldable Solar Panels 格莱美奖; 自行车灯；地上游泳池；可折叠太阳能电池板

S25E02 Led Stage Lights; Apple Cider; Chemical Tank Trailers; Ornate Stone Floor LED舞台灯；苹果酒; 化学品罐拖车；华丽的石地板

S25E03 Fishing Line; Industrial Mixers; Natural Baking Soda; and Tow Trucks 钓鱼线; 工业搅拌机；天然小苏打；拖车

S25E04 Storage Sheds; Industrial Fans; Parchment Paper; and Climbing Walls 储藏棚；工业风扇；羊皮纸；攀岩墙

S25E05 Precast Concrete Walls; 3D Printers; Telescopic Cranes; Kerosene Lamp Burners 预制混凝土墙； 3D 打印机；伸缩式起重机；煤油灯燃烧器

S25E06 Car Headlamps; Directional Drills; Pet Combs; and Stained Glass Restoration 汽车大灯；定向钻；宠物梳子；彩色玻璃修复

S25E07 Handcrafted Skis; Septic Tanks; Hydroformed Chassis Parts; Aquarium Windows 手工制作的滑雪板；化粪池; 液压成型底盘零件；水族馆窗户

S25E08 Zip Line Brakes; Silk Fiber Lamps; Round Balers; Comfort Shoes 拉链线制动器；丝纤维灯；圆形打包机；舒适鞋

S25E09 Armored Vehicles; Tension Fabric Buildings; Rowers; Sculpture Enlargements 装甲车；张力织物建筑；划船者；雕塑放大

S25E10 Mountain Bike Suspensions; Surgical Sutures; Grain Dryers; and Frying Pans 山地自行车悬架；手术缝合；谷物烘干机；煎锅

S25E11 Downhill Ski Bindings; Immersion Washers; Mining Ventilation; Pencil Sharpeners 速降滑雪绑定；浸入式垫圈；矿用通风；卷笔刀

S25E12 Gingerbread Houses; Livestock Trailers; Hangar Doors; and Toy Figurines 姜饼屋；牲畜拖车；机库门；玩具公仔

S25E13 Traffic Signal Poles; Coffee Filters; and Chainsaw Mining Machines; 交通信号杆；咖啡过滤器；链锯采矿机；

本季资源链接：

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第二十六季推出时间为2015-09-10至2015-12-17

S26E01 Time-Delay Locks; Brownies; Pallet Dispensers; and Crystal Chandeliers 延时锁；布朗尼; 托盘分配器；水晶吊灯

S26E02 Bead Wire; Mini Pepperoni; Irrigation Sprinklers; and Leather Gloves 珠线；迷你意大利辣香肠；灌溉喷头；皮手套

S26E03 Mouth-Blown Window Glass; Water Pumps; Sake; Tweezers 口吹窗玻璃；水泵; 清酒; 镊子

S26E04 Statue Restoration; Tripods; Polish Sausages; Welding Guns 雕像修复；三脚架；波兰香肠；焊枪

S26E05 Champagne; ATMs; Marine Turbochargers; 香槟酒; 自动取款机；船用涡轮增压器；

S26E06 Sharpening Steels; Bladder Pumps; Ironing Boards; and Kayak Paddles 磨刀钢；膀胱泵；烫衣板；皮划艇桨

S26E07 Champagne Hoods; Pneumatic Systems; Espresso Machines; Pizza Ovens 香槟罩；气动系统；浓缩咖啡机；比萨烤箱

S26E08 Stile & Rail Doors, Steam Cleaners, Hand-Held Pizzas, and Power Brushes 轨道门；蒸汽清洁器；手持比萨饼；电动刷

S26E09 Industrial Casters; Wedding Cakes; THz Spectrometers; Racing Catamarans 工业脚轮；婚礼蛋糕；太赫兹光谱仪；竞速双体船

S26E10 Ceramic Grills, Pneumatic Punchers, Water Jet Fountains, Wooden Surfboards 陶瓷烤架、气动打孔机、喷水喷泉、木制冲浪板

S26E11 Vibrating Mining Screens; Whoopie Pies; Utility Poles; Roller Conveyors 振动采矿筛；百日咳派；电线杆；滚筒输送机

本集看点：电线杆也内卷；

S26E12 Exercise Bikes; Cornish Pasties; Pasta Makers; Slate Products 健身车；康沃尔馅饼；面食制造商；板岩产品

S26E13 Channel Signs, Wetsuits, and Aluminum Aircraft 航道标志；潜水服；铝制飞机

本季资源链接：

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第二十七季推出时间为2016-05-19至2016-08-15

S27E01 CNC Assembly Machines; Lemon Tarts; Miniature War Figures 数控组装机；柠檬馅饼；微型战争人物

S27E02 Chemical Tank Pressure Vents; Candy Wafers; Food Trucks; Traditional Ropes 化学品罐压力通风口；糖果晶圆；食品卡车；传统绳索

S27E03 Graphene; Worlds Smallest Car; Force Testers; Composite Cans 石墨烯；世界上最小的汽车；力测试仪；复合罐

本集看点：单层的石墨烯是如何分离出来的；

S27E04 LED tubes; chocolate peanut butter bars; robotic medication dispensers. LED灯管；巧克力花生酱棒；机器人配药器

S27E05 Commercial drones; aquarium fish; runway cleaners. 商用无人机；观赏鱼；跑道清洁工

S27E06 Wooden Matches, Tillage Machines, Telescopic Gangways 木火柴、耕地机、伸缩式舷梯

S27E07 Mosquito Coils, Solar-Assist Tricycles, Palm Oil, Fiberglass Chopper Guns 蚊香、太阳能辅助三轮车、棕榈油、玻璃纤维斩波枪

S27E08 Wood Toys, Retro Toasters, Laboratory Furnaces, Aerogel 木制玩具、复古烤面包机、实验室炉、气凝胶

S27E09 Combination Squares, Farmed Shrimp, Ball Valves and String Trimmers 组合方形、养殖虾、球阀和切线器

S27E10 Chinese-style Furniture, Electrical Switches, Thai Fish Sauce, Cappers 中式家具、电器开关、泰式鱼露、压盖机

S27E11 Mortars and pestles; bowling lane conditioners; crematories 研钵和研杵；保龄球道调节器；火葬场

S27E12 Race Car Oil Tanks; Plaster Mouldings; Lemongrass Oil 赛车油箱；石膏线条；柠檬草油

S27E13 Coconut Charcoal; Dial Indicators; Wet Downdraft Tables; Bassoon Reeds 椰子炭；表盘指示器；湿式下吸台；巴松管簧片

本季资源链接：

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第二十八季推出时间为2016-08-22至2016-11-03

S28E01 Classic Car Gauges; Chocolate Marble Cake; Ghillie Kettles 经典汽车仪表；巧克力大理石蛋糕；吉利水壶

S28E02 Pasta Dies; Blueberries; Composting Toilets; Surge Arresters 面食模具；蓝莓; 堆肥厕所；避雷器

S28E03 Angle Grinders; Berry Baskets; Omnidirectional Speakers 角磨机；浆果篮；全向扬声器

S28E04 Cartridge Blades; Chocolate Banana Loaves; Vending 墨盒刀片；巧克力香蕉面包；自动售货机

S28E05 Ultra-Thin Glass; Pallet Dismantlers; Cupcakes; Stainless Steel 超薄玻璃；托盘拆卸器；纸杯蛋糕; 不锈钢

本集看点：溢流熔融法制作的柔性超薄玻璃（应该是康宁）；

S28E06 Potash; Leather Bracelets; Wild Rice; Hex Key L Wrenches 钾肥；皮革手链；野米; 六角扳手 L

S28E07 Nail Files; Birch Canoes; Boat Hardtops; High Voltage Circuit 指甲锉；桦木独木舟；船硬顶；高压电路

S28E08 Macarons; Pine Needle Baskets; Micrometers 马卡龙；松针篮；千分尺

S28E09 Endoscopes; Megaphones; Uranium 内窥镜；扩音器；铀

S28E10 Hollow Disk Pumps; Palm Sugar; Yachts 空心圆盘泵；棕榈糖; 游艇

S28E11 Abalone Collagen; Digital-to-Analog Converters; Embosssed 鲍鱼胶原蛋白；数模转换器；压花

S28E12 Thai Barbecues; Diving Masks & Fins; Bassoons 泰式烧烤；潜水面罩和脚蹼；巴松管

S28E13 Wooden Utensils; Transport Refrigeration Units; Moccasins 木制餐具；运输制冷装置；莫卡辛鞋

本季资源链接：

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第二十九季推出时间为2017-06-22至2017-09-24

S29E01 Skateboard Wheels; Baklava & Galaktoboureko; CO2 滑板轮；千层酥皮奶冻玉米糕；二氧化碳

S29E02 Nuno Felt; Drum Crushers; Kimchi; Parquet Floors 努诺毡；鼓式破碎机；泡菜；镶木地板

S29E03 Wood Watches; Steel Bicycles; Raw Pet Food; Replica Police 木表；钢制自行车；生宠物食品；复制警察

S29E04 Thermoplastic Fire Helmets; Basketry Sculptures; Coffee 热塑性消防头盔；篮子雕塑；咖啡

S29E05 Office Chairs; Vinobrew; Reconditioned Sander Drums 办公椅；酒酿；翻新砂光鼓

S29E06 Fireplace Bellows; Calissons; Diving Watercraft 壁炉波纹管；卡利松；潜水艇

S29E07 Artist Brushes; DEF Tank Heaters; Game Tables; Art Glass 艺术家画笔； DEF 储罐加热器；游戏桌；艺术玻璃

S29E08 Flying Water Bikes; Throttle Position Sensors; Cinnamon 飞行水上自行车；油门位置传感器；肉桂

S29E09 Foosball Tables; Marseille Soap; Laguiole Pocket Knives 桌上足球桌；马赛皂；拉吉奥小折刀

S29E10 Berets; Pastis; Stationary Bikes 贝雷帽；意大利面食；固定自行车

S29E11 Bistro Sets; Letterpress Printing; Bamboo Lights; Asphalt 小酒馆套餐；凸版印刷；竹灯；沥青压车

S29E12 Technological Corks; Zinc Gutters; Traditional Ham; Chisteras 技术软木塞；锌天沟；传统火腿；奇斯特拉斯游戏手臂

S29E13 Pentanque Ball; Biologic Medicines; Asphalt Pavers; Basques 滚球；生物药物；沥青摊铺机；巴斯克鞋

本期看点：空心半铁球焊接，再两步CNC制作出完美球形；

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第三十季推出时间为 2017-09-11至2017-12-18

S30E01 Leather Basketballs; Flood Gates; Wood Panel Canvases; Shoelaces 皮革篮球；防洪闸；木板画布；鞋带

S30E02 Power Steering Pumps; Asian Bowl Meals; Walking Canes 动力转向泵；亚洲碗餐；手杖

S30E03 Plant Oil Extractors; Custom Chandeliers; Power Trainers; Coffee Pods 植物油提取器；定制吊灯；力量训练器；咖啡包

S30E04 Witness Samples; Pressure Washers; Bee Hives; Cast Iron Cookers 见证样品；压力垫圈；蜂箱；铸铁炊具

S30E05 Leather Sculptures; Travel Hot Plates; Ochre; Hurdy Gurdies 皮革雕塑；旅行热板；赭石；赫迪·古尔迪斯

S30E06 Spiral Stairs; Pita Bread; Exhaust Headers; Molded Limestone Artwork 螺旋楼梯；皮塔饼；排气集管；模压石灰石艺术品

S30E07 Recycled Skateboard Guitars; Solar Street Lights; Dolls 回收的滑板吉他；太阳能路灯；娃娃

S30E08 Glass Sculptures; Racing Pulley Systems; Inductors; Medicine Balls 玻璃雕塑；赛车滑轮系统；电感器；药丸

S30E09 Fish Rubbings; Clay Shooting Machines; Almonds; High-End Motorcycles 鱼拓片；粘土射击机；杏仁; 高端摩托车

S30E10 Throttle Bodies; Limestone Fireplace Mantels; Candied Fruit & Fruit Jellies; Linen Ukulele 节气门体；石灰石壁炉架；蜜饯和果冻；亚麻尤克里里

S30E11 Rubber Balls; Motion Chairs; Montreal Smoked Meat; Motorized Scooters 橡胶球；运动椅；蒙特利尔熏肉；电动滑板车

S30E12 Aerospace Fasteners; Cactus Pear Puree; Lab Reactors 航空紧固件；仙人掌梨泥；实验室反应器

S30E13 Wall Beds; Sundae Cups; Digital Paintings; Badminton Rackets 壁床；圣代杯；数字绘画；羽毛球拍

本季资源链接：

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ilistenedin · 3 years

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Soda cans

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

Lollipops

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

Bubblegum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

Smart but lazy.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

Soda cans

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

Tomboy

7. earbuds or headphones?

No preference

8. movies or tv shows?

Movies

9. favorite smell in the summer?

Fresh cut grass or when it’s about to rain

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

Basketball in elementary, dodgeball in middle, and sitting in high school

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

Nothing

12. name of your favorite playlist?

I don’t have one

13. lanyard or key ring?

Both

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

I don’t think I have a favorite candy tbh. I don’t do sweets often. Starburst are alright?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

La Casa de los Espíritus

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Knees apart, ankles crossed

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

Birkenstock’s, baby

18. ideal weather?

If staying indoors; rainy and gloomy and cold.

If going out; cold with lots of clouds where the sun occasionally peeks thru

19. sleeping position?

On stomach, hugging pillow, one leg hiked up

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Lately, in my notes app.

21. obsession from childhood?

Sharks. Horror. Cats.

22. role model?

I don’t really have one. But I do hold a special place in my heart for Gerard Way.

23. strange habits?

I don’t think I have any strange habits. I’m pretty boring.

24. favorite crystal?

Amerhysts, opal, moonstone

25. first song you remember hearing?

I have bad memory

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

Stay indoors lol

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

Just be outside. Maybe go chill in a park and drink some tea and smoke a cigarette/joint

28. five songs to describe you?

I don’t have the brain capacity for that rn.

29. best way to bond with you?

Interests. Asking questions.

30. places that you find sacred?

Book stores.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

I don’t lol

32. top five favorite vines?

Oh god I don’t know lol. I love the “Adam!” one. “Two dudes chilling in a hot tub..” the one where the girl is about to play Mozart and the keyboard is on the wrong mode. And I can’t think of any other ones rn

33. most used phrase in your phone?

Probably lol

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Oreilly auto parts for sure.

35. average time you fall asleep?

It varies way too much

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

Probably the forever alone dude

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

Duffel bag

38. lemonade or tea?

Tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon cake

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

Ummm weird is a choice of word I guess. My sophomore year some poor girls home made sex video w her bf got leaked and it was pretty fucking bad.

41. last person you texted?

Lauryn

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

Pants

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

I am incapable of choosing. I’m a slut for all of them.

44. favorite scent for soap?

I like mint, citrus, patchouli, and lavender

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Tie between sci-fi and fantasy

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

Sports bra and boxers

47. favorite type of cheese?

It’s impossible for me to choose. I’ve never met a cheese I didn’t like.

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

My friends used to call me Apple in HS so I guess an apple

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

None

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

I laugh hard too often

51. current stresses?

My life as a whole

52. favorite font?

Times new Roman

53. what is the current state of your hands?

I’ve stopped biting my nails and instead I file them (I wonder how long that’ll last) and they are a bit dry cause of the changing of seasons; this always happens. They get like, cracked and peely. It’s gross, don’t judge.

54. what did you learn from your first job?

How to drive stick shift. I was a valet.

55. favorite fairy tale?

I don’t think I have one tbh

56. favorite tradition?

Every year for my grandmothers birthday and death anniversary we go out to this famous church that over looks the Miami Bay Area and we throw sunflowers into the ocean for her. I’m not religious or anything, but the church location is great and it’s extremely important in my culture (Cuban).

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

I haven’t overcome shit

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

I don’t think I have any talents per se. I used to drum. I have been told I can sing. I like to write. I doodle.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“Sorry, can’t help it, I’m gay”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

Horror

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

Brain too tired to think of anything

62. seven characters you relate to?

I’m too tired to think lol

63. five songs that would play in your club?

Bad Bunny’s discography.

64. favorite website from your childhood?

Lol. Rotten dot com

65. any permanent scars?

One on my knee.

66. favorite flower(s)?

Peonies and roses and pansies

67. good luck charms?

I have un azabache on my wrist

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

Don’t like cucumbers or raw carrots. Oh and recently I tried pickles that have been pickled in moonshine. Fucking no.

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

Head empty

70. left or right handed?

Right

71. least favorite pattern?

My patterns in my love life 😁

72. worst subject?

Math for sure

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

Idk. I will literally put an egg on everything.

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

No idea

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Mashed probably

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

Succulent

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

Publix has decent sushi

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

I don’t have a school I’d anymore, but it was pretty fucking bad. But my license one is also pretty fucking bad.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Earth tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

Aren’t they the same? I call them cocuyos

82. pc or console?

Console

83. writing or drawing?

Writing

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tabletoptrinketsbyjj · 6 years

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Sealed Glass Vials, 5: A sealed, four ounce, clear glass vial containing a suspicious liquid, powder, slime or gas, that no true adventurer would hesitate to loot. They contain anything from eye of newt, toe of frog, faulty potions, weak elixirs, alchemical supplies, spell components, ritual elements, enchanting materials and crafting ingredients. These can be found in mage towers, voodoo shacks, potion shops, enchanter’s workshops, witch’s hovels, alchemist’s pocket’s, wizard’s pouches and anywhere and everywhere a small vial could be stored. The DM can roll a d4 to determine what state the vials are found in, or choose one of the following based on how much you like your players: 1, The vial is incorrectly labeled. The DM invents something at random or roll again and the vial is labeled that result. 2, The vial has no label of any sort. 3, The vial’s label is correct but only in a general sense. For example, a vial of powdered unicorn horn could be labeled “Horn” or “Unicorn”. 4, The vial has a clear and accurate label describing exactly what it contains.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker's skin changes color to match the liquid and glows with the intensity of a candle. All both effects wear off harmlessly after one hour.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved powdered mandrake root.

A sealed glass vial containing a few drops of pure magic. They glow constantly in an array of Random Colours and shine brightly when held by a creature capable of casting magical spells.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved wildflower pollen.

A sealed glass vial containing a magically preserved humanoid eyeball that's been tattooed with the holy symbol of a god of a Random Evil Domain. It's impossible to determine if the tattoo was done before or after the eye was removed.

A sealed glass vial filled with finely ground ocean pearls.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker is unable to refer to themselves in the first person (Me, myself and I) for 24 hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered jasper.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker screams uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker’s eyes become invisible for the next 1d4 hours. This does not affect his ability to see.

—Keep reading for 90 more sealed glass vials.

—Note: The previous 10 items are repeated for easier rolling on a d100.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved powdered mandrake root.

A sealed glass vial containing a few drops of pure magic. They glow constantly in an array of Random Colours and shine brightly when held by a creature capable of casting magical spells.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved wildflower pollen.

A sealed glass vial filled with finely ground ocean pearls.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker is unable to refer to themselves in the first person (Me, myself and I) for 24 hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered jasper.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker screams uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker’s eyes become invisible for the next 1d4 hours. This does not affect his ability to see.

A sealed glass vial containing a reddish-coloured, vile-smelling fluid.

A sealed glass vial of nearly transparent powder that makes skin feel soft and smooth when applied.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker becomes completely deaf for the next hour.

A sealed glass vial filled with Randomly Coloured powder that makes any beverage taste like ale.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker becomes unable to taste for the next hour.

A sealed glass vial containing two rooster eyeballs preserved in embalming fluid.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker becomes unable to speak for the next hour.

A sealed glass vial filled with copper shavings.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker gains a significant stutter for the next hour.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered platinum.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved maple syrup.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved black truffle.

A sealed glass vial filled with a pair of non-mixing red and green liquids. It's quite sour if consumed and leaves the drinker an overwhelming aftertaste of watermelon for the next 1d4 hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with frankincense.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker feels an urgent call of nature and must immediately leave to relieve himself.

A sealed glass vial filled with pulverized pixie wings.

A sealed glass vial filled with psychoactive tobacco snuff.

A sealed glass vial filled with clove extract.

A sealed glass vial containing fragments of petrified lighting, created when the electricity courses through beach sand fusing it together into a solid glasslike object called fulgurite.

A sealed glass vial containing fragments of raw meteoric ore.

A sealed glass vial filled with unicorn tears.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered mithril.

A sealed glass vial filled with the magically preserved blood of virgin.

A sealed glass vial containing magically preserved cactus spines.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered zinc.

A sealed glass vial filled with olive oil.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured hair dye.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker belly laughs uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with tallow.

A sealed glass vial containing magically preserved pine needles.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered lead.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker cackles uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered pewter.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered tin.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker’s breath smells like fresh roses for the next eight hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered ivory.

A sealed glass vial filled with a lice and flea soap.

A sealed glass vial filled with a rash ointment.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker cries uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered bronze.

A sealed glass vial filled with the magically preserved blood of a warlock.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered brass.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker’s breath smells like fresh manure for the next eight hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with alum.

A sealed glass vial containing the cremated remains of a mage.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered onyx.

A sealed glass vial filled with nutmeg.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker's breath smells like fresh mint for the next eight hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with camphor.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker giggles uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with dried ginseng.

A sealed glass vial filled with myrrh.

A sealed glass vial filled with paint flakes. The label states they're from a famous painting. A knowledgeable PC will know the painting in question is missing paint from the face of one of the figures in it.

A sealed glass vial filled with dried powdered shark's fin.

A sealed glass vial filled with lemon extract.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered dragon bone.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered rhinoceros’ horn.

A sealed glass vial filled with ammonia.

A sealed glass vial filled with the magically preserved, silver blood of an angel.

A sealed glass vial containing a miniature water elemental. The elemental is conscious and aware of its surroundings and seems to be under a magical stasis allowing it to survive indefinitely if the vial remains sealed.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved passionflower blossoms.

A sealed glass vial filled with the magically preserved griffon blood.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered malachite.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered dragon tooth.

A sealed glass vial containing crumbs rumored to be from an ancient king's wedding cake.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered quartz.

A sealed glass vial filled with a fine, bright orange powder. The label reads "Powdered Cheddar".

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered dragon claw.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered granite.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker becomes completely blind for the next hour.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered garnet.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered iron.

A sealed glass vial filled with fermented raccoon milk.

A sealed glass vial containing a bright yellow powder that induces happy tears when inhaled.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered nickel.

A sealed glass vial filled with a cobalt blue sap that smells of a forge. When it comes into contact with metal, it will make a small, heatless weld.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered emerald.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered sapphire.

A sealed glass vial containing a miniature fire elemental. The elemental is conscious and aware of its surroundings and seems to be under a magical stasis allowing it to survive indefinitely if the vial remains sealed.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered adamantine.

A sealed glass vial filled with gravesoil.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered Randomly Coloured jade.

A sealed glass vial filled with old ratty hair. The label reads "Witch's Mane".

A sealed glass vial containing hummingbird feathers.

A sealed glass vial filled with ground satyr horn.

A sealed glass vial containing a miniature earth elemental. The elemental is conscious and aware of its surroundings and seems to be under a magical stasis allowing it to survive indefinitely if the vial remains sealed.

A sealed glass vial filled with ground centaur hoof.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved snow that fell under a full moon.

A sealed glass vial containing a shard of glass originating from the Abyss.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker sees everything goes black for a few seconds. When he can see again, he is standing in a long 20 foot wide, 100 ft long corridor whose walls are lined with strange chairs. Every chair has a strangely clothed human in it, and there are 120 people in all. They all stare at the drinker, mouths wide open. He can see clouds though the small oval windows on the walls behind each human and can hear a distant humming sound. There is a strange door to his right but the drinker finds himself unable to move in any way as if completely paralyzed. After roughly twelve seconds, everything goes black again as the vision fades and he's back where he started.

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