#source: hannibal

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Rita: Certain personalities are attracted to certain professions.

Dumbledore: Do you know what professions psychopaths disproportionately gravitate to?

Rita: Alchemists, Unspeakables, the staff of Hogwarts...

Dumbledore: Number five on the list is Healers.

Rita: I know the list.

Moody: Well then, you know what number six is.

Rita: Journalists. Know what number seven is, Mad-Eye?

Moody: ...Law enforcement.

Rita: Here we are, a bunch of psychopaths helping each other out.

[spiltinksky]

Minghao: Killing must feel good to god, too. He kills things all the time, and are we not created in his image?

Mingyu: Can we please just have a normal conversation for once?

[violent138]

Working on a fic right now and this is the only association my brain could make

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Batman: Therapy is an acquired taste which I have yet to acquire.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"The tragedy of what happened to Eldoth has put me in an excellent humor."

-Xan, after Eldoth is killed in battle

[fandomsarefamily1966]

Y/N: Wait. Is Frodo... in love with me?

Galadriel: Could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you and find nourishment at the very sight of you? Yes. But do you ache for him?

Y/N: ... *nods, eyes full of tears*

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

[Sgt. O’Duck is about to arrest Bugs Bunny]

O’Duck: I want to thank you, Bugs, for your friendship.

Bugs: The most beautiful quality of a true friendship is to understand and be understood with absolute clarity.

O’Duck: Then this is the clearest moment of our friendship.

[miyukisluv]

i love insane people

[transfagvash]

why are all the middle aged gay men show seasons ending w a close/mouthed kiss and then a separation. can these actors kiss like they mean it. i need to see pathetically horny men with their tongues in each others mouths. on screen

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

George: [after crossing the Age Line] You seem disappointed in us, Professor...

Dumbledore: We evolved the ability to communicate disappointment to teach those around us good manners.

Fred: *twiddles his new beard* Well, unfortunately, we did not evolve the ability to feel shame.

[inevitablemoment]

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

[incorrecthanniballecterquotes]

Hannibal: How can you pretend you don’t love this. The way we connect when we theorize and speculate. It’s just like how we used to go back and forth about the last case.

Will: You mean the murder you committed.

Hannibal: I don’t get hung up on the details. It’s the feelings that matter.

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

The Joker: Why is it whenever I have fun, it's considered "wrong"?

Batman, taking him to arkham: Joker, when you have fun, people die.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"If you can't beat God, become him."

-Charname, ascending to the Throne of Bhaal

[notfernintheslighest]

guys they’ll definitely be a community movie and a hannibal season 4, they’ve only been teasing it for a couple years so it’ll definitely totally happen

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Your job is to craft my doom, so I'm not sure how well I should wish you, but I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun.

Ralph Wolf to Sam Sheepdog