#sources of iron

[thewrittenpodcast]

Principal: unfortunately we had to call your mother in

Peter: may won't pick up

Principal: no not your aunt. your mother

Peter: i don't... have one?

Principal: says here one Viginia Potts is listed

Peter: i have never met a virginia in my life

Pepper, walking in: i was called

Peter:

Peter: your name is virginia?

Peter: my life is a lie

Peter: how can I go on

[romanoffshouse]

[Natasha speaking Russian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Tony: You speak Russian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"

Y/N: She says it a lot.

[ir0npvrker]

peter: here’s my award for the most rules broken

ned: that’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from mr. stark

peter, hanging it on his wall: well, it has the word “most” in it so i’m calling it an award!

[aprill-99]

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Thor: Yeah, sure.

[A few minutes later]

Thor: Here you go.

Steve:

Thor:

Tony: Why am I here?

[incorrectdragonage]

Blackwall: The thing is, I've been living a lie. Bull: Just one? I'm living, like, twenty.

[definitelyincorrect]

Tony: Why did you get here so late?

Harley: Well…

Peter: We were in the elevator for fifteen minutes panicking thinking we were stuck

Harley: Only to find out that neither of us pushed the button.

[rxmqnova]

*Avengers meeting*

Tony: Y/N is late again.

Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Clint: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Natasha: I set her clock to say PM when it's really AM.

Wanda: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*Y/N bursts through the door*

Y/N: WHAT TIME IS IT?

[incorrect-multiverse]

Steve: Why is Tony crying?

Natasha: He took a ‘Which Avenger are you?’ quiz.

Steve: And?

Natasha: He got you.

[vices-aand-virtues]

Xaden (after meeting Violet): This is crazy. I'm having...feelings again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid. You remember feelings, right?

Garrick: ...yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

Xaden: Do you?

Garrick: ...are you saying you don't have feelings?

[funkylittlebidiot]

Peter, running into Tony's office at Stark Tower: Hey, I need the keys to your helicopter Tony, blinking: how would you even fly it? Peter: I've got that covered! Please? I promise - PROMISE - I won't crash it! Tony: well, I'd feel more confident in your aeronautic capabilities if you knew helicopters... don't have keys... Peter: helicopters don't have keys? huh. Anyway, thank you! *runs off*

[thewrittenpodcast]

Peter, sitting next to Tony: check your messages i sent you a meme

Tony, opening the message: ha funny

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: you didn't respond to me

Tony: yes I did i said "ha funny"

Peter, tearing up: no you didn't

Peter: you left me on read in chat

Tony: Kid-

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Bye Natasha!

Y/N: Bye Tony!

Y/N: Bye Steve!

Y/N: Bye Bucky!

Y/N: Bye Natasha!

Tony: You said 'Bye Natasha' twice.

Y/N: I like Natasha.

[ir0npvrker]

tony: how long do you think it will take you to do this?

peter: i don’t know, probably three or four

tony: …three or four what? days? weeks? months?

peter: yeah, maybe five

tony: FIVE WHAT?

[aprill-99]

Sgaeyl: “Remember to engage your enemies.”

Xaden: “On it. Hey Violence! Will you marry-“

Sgaeyl: “-Not like that!”