#starchaser incorrect quotes

[mischievovstar]

Regulus: if you could meet anyone dead or alive. who would it be?

James: alive.

[starchaserdreams]

Regulus: *irritated* get lost, Potter.

James: *sighs sadly* *turns to walk away*

Regulus: wait, I didn't mean like-

James: *turns back* you didn't mean...?

Regulus: no don't come back, I said fuck off

James: *turns to leave again*

Regulus: no, don't leave like-

Evan, Barty, Dorcas, literally everyone else within view: *facepalm*

[aficionadoenthusiast]

James, crying: you deserve the world! Regulus, who has experienced the world: what a horrible thing to say

[not-rab]

13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

[stargazingtranquility]

*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*

Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord

Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen

[marvelomadness06]

Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?

James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.

Remus: *raises one eyebrow*

Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.

James: *quietly squeaks*

Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*

James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*

Sirius: what was that about?

Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

[chasingthestarss]

James: I’ve got a question to ask you

Regulus: as long as it’s not “will you marry me”

James: *silence

Regulus: wait

Regulus: was it?

Regulus: was it “will you marry me”

James: Well I’m not going to ask now

Regulus: no! Restart!

James: moments gone

Regulus: then bring it back!

[rhetorical-conscience]

James: We need to talk about your mental health.

Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.

James:

Regulus:

James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-

[loz-tearsofahomo]

James: and so I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Reg-

Evan: I'm sorry?

James: Well hes-

Evan: No I'm just sorry.

Barty: yeah mate praying for you

[starchaser5]

James: Go fuck yourself.

Regulus smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

James: *faints*

[mischievovstar]

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[starchaserdreams]

*Remus and Peter whispering together*

James: what's going on?

Remus: oh, we were just betting on who was going to ask Regulus out first. We heard there are a couple of people interested and we were wondering who'd be the first to-

*James races out*

Peter: aaaaaand he's gone.

Remus: that's two galleons for me then, pay up, Wormy.

[not-rab]

James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*:

[apoetsworld]

James: Tell your brother that its important to talk about his feelings!!!

Sirius: pfft why?? Its not.

Regulus: SEE. We grew up just ignoring every feeling, and look how great we turned out!

James: THATS TRAUMA, YOU WERE REPRESSED-

Regulus: HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY THAT ITS JUST MY PERSONALITY, MY LIFESTYLE-

James: YOUR TRAUMA-

Regulus: TRAUMA BUILDS CHARACTER JAMES

[jameskinniesrise]

Remus: James have you ever won an argument with Regulus.

James: We never argue. He speaks French and I shut up.