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[accio-sriracha]

James: *staring lovingly at Regulus* I would literally die for you.

Regulus: *walking away, trying to hide his blush* Then fucking do it, Potter.

[wolvesandshine]

Barty: I’m going to kill my dad

Evan: Sure we can kill my dad too my house is on the way

Regulus: I volunteer killing my parents as a trial run

Everyone else:

[honeylemonntea]

Remus: “They’re just so frustrating.”

Remus: “Regulus has been dropping obvious hints that he likes James and he still doesn’t get it!”

Sirius: *wearing a ‘PLEASE SNOG ME, MOONY’ hat* “Wow that’s crazy”

[redadidassneakers]

Pandora: does he make your heart beat really fast?

Regulus: I have anxiety, Dora, everything makes my heart beat really fast

[rhetorical-conscience]

Regulus: That's ridiculous, Potter doesn't have a crush on me.

Dorcas: Yes he does.

Barty: Yes he does.

Pandora: Yes he does.

Evan: Yes he does.

Remus: Yes he does.

Lily: Yes he does.

Marlene: Yes he does.

Random portrait on the fourth floor: Yes he does.

James: Yes I do.

[dreamer0903]

Regulus: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

James : I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

[moondustinfj]

James & Sirius:

Lily:

Regulus:

Rosekiller:

Barty:

Sirius & Regulus:

James:

Regulus:

James & Sirius:

Regulus & Remus:

[number1abbasupporter]

Remus: okay James, you need to stay away from Regulus tonight

Peter: Sirius can’t be suspicious

James: okay i will

*at the party*

James, smiling: Reggie!

Peter: he didn’t even last a second

Remus: absolutely pathetic

[auntiejohn]

i am in dire NEED of more marauders mutuals

[deathnguts]

[adharastarlight]

The Marauders watching the new Lion King

James: how did they get all of the animals to come together like this?

Regulus: you're- you're kidding right???

Sirius: they must've added the music after, I reckon

Remus: please tell me you're joking

James and Sirius: ???

Regulus: they're animated, James, it's not real animals

Remus: you do also know that Santa isn't real right???

[accio-sriracha]

James "I would die a thousand deaths for you" Potter.

Regulus "I would live a thousand lives for you" Black.

[wolvesandshine]

Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat

[honeylemonntea]

James: *leans against the doorframe flirtatiously and winks* “Nice outfit cutie”

Regulus, in his school uniform:

[redadidassneakers]

Regulus: my parents have chosen the woman I am to be in an arranged marriage with

James: I’m pregnant!

Regulus: what!?

James: and it’s yours

[marauderstars]

James: Worst thing about dating a Black brother, on three.

Remus: Okay, easy.

James: One, two, three:

James: The emotional distance-

Remus: Fleas.