#the blobs writings

[unrealistic-ideas-for-writers]

Caladin: Voicelines

Thoughts I

"The world is an unfair place. It is of the utmost importance to remain vigilant and ready as a result. Your mind must stay sharp, but so should one's blade. I try to be done with my training right as the Dawn Mother's light streams through the windows. It is... comforting."

Hobbies

“I’m fond of music. My��- someone I once knew believed that music itself was the key to the Lament’s end. I’m not sure I can believe that. It sounds too good to be true- too hopeful. But it does leave me wanting.”

Troubles

“It would seem my speech patterns are quite… outdated. To the point I’ve caused several misunderstandings amongst my acquaintances. I did not mean to imply the Midnight Rangers were lesser because they are not a formal Knightage. Nor did I wish to *hit on* their General so disrespectfully. Perhaps there is a researcher who specializes in linguistics that can help me.”

Favorite Food

“I… I do not believe a food like this is commonly found in Huanglong, and I doubt it bears the same name. However, my mother called it Arayes. Seasoned ground meat and shredded onion packed into a pita, pan fried and dipped in a yogurt sauce. It’s been many years since I’ve had it.”

Disliked Food

“Please do not even attempt to feed me beets. Or I will hunt you down. It will not be pleasant for you, I promise.”

Ideals

“I’m quite fond of this modern saying- An Eye for an Eye? Truly it encompasses the way of the natural order and the righteousness of Vengeance. I may seem cruel to some, but it is my way. No deed goes unbalanced, be it good or bad. For my name means Fairness and Judgement.”

Chat I

"Rock or Bone? Bone sticks to the tongue because it's porous."

Chat II

"Bleh bone."

Birthday Wishes

"Happy Birthday. May it be a long Day before the Night comes to take you. In the meantime, we've prepared a few things for you. Would you like to join us for dinner?"

Self-Introduction

“Greetings to you and your tiny Spawn. Yes? I am aware of the little one in your hand- Regardless. My name is Caladin. I should thank you again for freeing me from the ruins. I… still can’t believe how long I’ve been in there.”

Greeting

"Good Morning. Or afternoon maybe? I've been up a while."

Join Team I

"Ready to go? Don't forget to grab extra rations. The sands may keep us out longer than intended. Finicky things they are."

Join Team II

"*Yawn* Apologies. I'm quite sleepy this morning. Don't worry, I still have your back."

Join Team III

"Watch your six!"

Intimacy I

Thoughts II

“Ah yes. I believe I was among some of the first resonators. I still remember that day- when my Tacet mark appeared and seared itself into my flesh. What a horrifically sweet day that was.”

About Chiefly (@crypticrainbowmoss)

“Hmm? Is that-! I was not aware cowboys still existed, let alone in the corner of the world??? How curious, he seems to have rabbit features. Rover, would it be impolite of me to walk up and ask about his genealogy? Ah. Probably so, hmm? The world seems to have changed a lot while I was asleep. Finding traits of Dragons and Rabbits and Birds in people… Truly remarkable.”

About Quay (@yupuffin)

"Quay is a... unique individual. He's incredibly intelligent with a passion for discovery. I have joined him on beach expeditions on the occasion. I was treated to a lovely lecture on chiton. The one Valerian and I had found resembled a bit like a rock. Naturally, you should not lick chiton. Did you know the girdle can be fuzzy???"

About Jiahui (@hobbysognodilibri)

“Ah. The dear researcher. I have much to thank her for, as her initial interest in me and the phenomena around me is what inevitably saved me. As Jiahui herself? She quite surprised me! She’s incredibly agile and quick, something which benefits her nature as a field researcher greatly. I’m curious to see what her next prosthetic model will look like- seeing as Mortefi reached out to me on behalf of her and the Principal Investigator. I hope the remnants of my home found in my gauntlets will aid them both. Though she does worry me a bit. It is a personal… observation of mine, however I have noticed Havoc resonators are more prone to the madness. I believe modern times calls this *overclocking?* Regardless, I hope her brief moment of daze are not what they seem.”

Intimacy II

Thoughts III

"I remember when I was younger how my sister used to take me and her boyfriend sand sledding. They met when I was very young and he eventually became her husband. I... I miss them. I really miss them- because whatever is walking around in their skins now? That is not my family."

About Sobeknesef (@crypticrainbowmoss)

“That man… I understand him to an extent. We have both lost much- and we both are desert born. He is a quiet one, though sometimes he allows me to sit in on his work- to tell stories of our homeland before his people existed there. It is quiet companionship, but companionship nonetheless. I will forever be grateful to him for showing you and the others the way to the ruins. Without his guidance, I may still be there.”

Intimacy III

Thoughts IV

"Jinzhou is beautiful. My whole life, I never thought I'd leave the sands- that the sands would let me. Yet here we are. I'm surprised I am welcomed, but no less grateful. The grass is wet under foot. It rains on the regular. Trees can be taller than some buildings... I should thank everyone more often for giving me a second chance. A real one. Not just survival."

About Valerian (@uncreative-cryptid)

“You wish to know about Valerian? Well, I’d trust him with my life. I have once already after all. He’s incredibly skilled with his pistols and he’s incredibly knowledgeable about minerals and ores. To the point he was able to identify the materials my gauntlets were made out of even though they haven’t been seen in centuries. And I will say, his resonance ability calms me somewhat, even in the heat of battle. And that is almost impossible, I find. Quite the unique individual. So do take care of him. I won’t have him betrayed.”

Intimacy IV

Thoughts V

"Humans are such incredible creatures. To think civilization has survived, even thrived this long after the Lament. It's hope, I think. But looking at humans from a purely biological perspective as well is also fascinating- From hyperactive scar tissue, pack and solo hunting based in pursuit predation such strong pack bonding instincts that we essentially friended our most likely adversary- it's incredible."

About Dahlia

"Dahl... is my big sister. She raised me from a very young age. Our father was absent and our mother dead. She was my everything. Even after she lost her sight, even after I joined the military. She supported me in every way. I loved her dearly. Now I mourn her. Because what is here? Is not my sister."

Intimacy V (Bonus Round :3)

About Jiyan: “The General is extremely good natured- to an almost worrying degree. Though I cannot say it isn’t a welcome change from the power hungry Generals of my days. I quite enjoy his company and have spent many a days drilling with his soldiers and offering insight on mutated TDs. Modern Tacet Discords are very different from what I am used to, but sometimes an ancient thing will appear.”

About Calcharo: “While I have not spoken to him personally, it seems we’ve both heard quite a bit of each other through the General and Rangers. Perhaps we’ll wind up on the same battlefield one day. I am curious, though. What is this *overclocking* that seems to plague him?”

About Sanhua: “This woman is very… odd? She was present when I was initially introduced and interrogated by the Magistrate of Jinzhou. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen anyone with Tacet Marks in their eyes- but to only be able to see frequencies is something entirely new to me.”

About Jinhsi: “The Magistrate of Jinzhou. Such an innocuous looking woman. I could taste her Spectro energy from the moment she entered the room as it differs so strongly from my own. I am unfamiliar with *Sentinels*, but I can see her ties to it. This makes her the third Draconic resonator I’ve met. Truly incredible.”

Encountering a TD: “Hah! Die you wretched things-“

Alternative Encountering Combat: “Mother Dawn, fill me with your rage.”

[ceilidho]

TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROAD | MASTERLIST

PRICE x READER

You have nothing on your person apart from a hastily packed suitcase and the dress you came into town wearing, on the run from trouble back home. Too bad John's missing a bride that matches your description.

Or: the 1800s (mistaken) mail order bride au

[ao3]

tags: Alternate Universe - Western, Non-Consensual Spanking, Mail Order Brides, Past Violence, AFAB reader - Freeform, 1800s Timeline, Marriage of Convenience, Past attempted assault, Dubious Consent, Unnegotiated punishment, Minor Violence, Minor Character Death

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20

Extras

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[omi-boshi]

"you gotta let me go, lovebug." kiyoomi rumbles, attempting to gently wiggle out of your baby's grasp. the lovebug in question only gurgles, happy to have her father's attention on her. it quirks a smile on kiyoomi's face. his amusement is short-lived, however, when the grip on his finger seemingly tightens in response and tightens even more when he wiggles just a tad harder.

his rising panic amuses you to no end.

at the sound of your quiet giggles, kiyoomi tears his gaze away the baby cradled in your arms to look you in the eye.

"a little help would be nice, you know?" he frowns. "our food's gonna be here any minute."

"i would love to but there's nothing i can really do when she's clinging like that, kiyo." you send him the most sympathetic smile you could muster with the laughter still bubbling up your throat. "you know how she gets."

and kiyoomi does—he really does. your daughter got it from you, after all.

[achillean-knight]

[ryllen]

two sides of the same sketchy coin

[quintessenceofdust88]

Here's some fluff with pregnant uncle Buck and the biggest baby Buckley-Kinard cheerleader, a.k.a Jee-Yun Buckley-Han:

“Uncle Buck?” Jee's soft voice cuts through the quiet of the evening, and Buck smiles down at her.

The two of them are lying on his and Tommy’s bed, already in their PJ’s - well, Jee’s in her unicorn themed PJ’s anyway. Buck’s wearing a pair of Tommy’s sweatpants and also one of his husband’s T-shirts which are slightly bigger than his and fit more comfortably over the sixteen-week bump that’s his constant companion. Jee-Yun has her tiny hands pressed against said bump, looking in awe at the swollen curve of Buck’s stomach.

Ever since finding out her uncle’s pregnant, Jee-Yun has been his biggest supporter. The first thing she does whenever she sees Buck these days is rush into his direction for a hug, placing her hands on his growing bump, happily saying “Hi, babies! Remember me? It’s your big cousin Jee-Yun!”. Buck’s heart fills with joy every time that happens, and he’s ridiculously happy that his niece is so excited about the prospect of being a big cousin. 

“Yeah, Jee-bug?” Buck answers softly, running a hand on her soft hair, thinking he should probably get her settled for bed soon. Actually, he knows for a fact it’s a little past her bedtime, but what’s an uncle for if not bending the rules a little bit? 

Especially considering that sleepovers are a rare treat for Jee. Tonight, Maddie had a shift and little Kevin has the flu, so Buck immediately offered to take her for the night so Chimney could focus on their youngest. His brother-in-law had tried to protest at first, but Buck insisted, claiming Jee’d keep him company since Tommy’s on a shift. 

They’ve had the sweetest time, baking a cake and watching a movie. The whole time, Jee-Yun has been babbling about things she learned at kindergarten (and Buck can’t believe she’s going to elementary school next year; when has time gotten away from him like that?), but Buck thinks she might be about to return to her favorite subject of the moment: her little cousins. 

And sure enough…

“Do the babies like chocolate ice-cream? Mama says Kevin wanted lots of chocolate ice-cream when he was in her tummy!” She asks, and Buck chuckles; she’s been doing that a lot, comparing Maddie’s pregnancy to his, trying to figure out the rhyme or reason of babies growing inside someone. 

“Not chocolate ice-cream, but you know what they made me want the other day?” Buck asks conspirationally, leaning closer to her, and Jee-Yun’s eyes widen in curiosity. 

“What?!’

“Oreos dipped in orange juice” He says, and her instant reaction is a delighted giggle followed by a grimace.

“Oreos with orange juice?! Gross, uncle Buck!” Jee decides, and Buck boops her nose playfully. 

“I know it sounds super gross, but you know what? I kinda liked it; or, the babies liked it anyway” He answers with a chuckle, remembering the horrified face Tommy pulled at him when he caught Buck dumping the Oreos in his glass of orange juice, and how he wisely decided not to comment on it. 

“Can I try it? Maybe I’ll like it too!” Jee says eagerly, and Buck has no doubt she’s about to bolt from the bed to try it. But he has no desire to be thoroughly chewed out by Maddie in the morning.

“Maybe tomorrow, okay, munchkin? It’s bed time for little girls now” He tells her, and Jee pouts, but only a little. She’s smart enough to realize it’d be pushing her luck to try and delay her bedtime even more.

“Is it bed time for the babies too?” She asks innocently, and Buck laughs in delight. 

Come to think of it, he could go to sleep already. He’s thankfully past the point of his pregnancy where he felt sleepy all the god damn time, but still. It’s no piece of cake, growing two babies, and Buck is enjoying all the rest he can get.

“Yeah, I guess the babies could go to sleep too” He told her, and Jee smiled.

“Then can I sleep here with you? I promised uncle Tommy I'd take care of you and the babies!” She pleaded, and Buck isn't able to say no, not when she looks at him with those expectant eyes. God, he hopes he grows a spine by the time the twins are her age, or they'll get away with murder if it depends on him.

“Oh, well, if you promised uncle Tommy…” He teases her, already lifting up the covers so she can get under them, and she does so with a happy squeal that just about melts Buck’s heart. 

Jee settles herself on Tommy’s side of the bed, a content sigh leaving her lips as she snuggles against him, and Buck puts his arm around her, pulling his niece closer to him and opening up the story book he’d left on the nightstand earlier. 

“Tell me a story, uncle Buck?” She asks sleepily, and Buck places a small kiss on her forehead before starting to read ‘The Ugly Duckling’ (a story that always spoke to him as a kid who wished to belong, and he’s so glad that for his niece it’s really just a story).

His voice is the only sound in the house, and Buck can feel as Jee’s head gets heavier against his shoulder, indicating she’s more asleep than awake by this point. He’s about two pages away from finishing it when he feels it; a tiny kick from inside, pressing lightly but surely against his stomach. Before he knows it, Buck’s sitting up in bed, cradling his bump. 

“Uncle Buck?! Something happened to the babies?!” Jee asks, more excited than worried when she sees the wide smile on her uncle’s face. 

“Y-yeah, Jee” Buck answers, still in awe, still delighted, as he feels another kick a little more to the right than the first one; probably the other baby, he realizes. “C’mon, put your hand in here”

Jee doesn’t need to be told twice; her tiny hand rests beside his in his belly, and she stares at it intently, holding her breath. She’s rewarded by her patience in less than two minutes, when Buck feels another flutter of movement (and, wow. It’s weird, to feel them moving inside him like that. The best kind of weird, but weird nonetheless). Jee clearly feels it too, because she lets out a delighted gasp. 

“The babies! They’re moving, uncle Buck!” She tells him, as if he wasn’t aware, and Buck chuckles. “I think they like your story”

“Nah, munchkin” He says, his heart feeling impossibly full as his two tiny blobs (he wanted to murder Tommy the first time he referred to them like this after the ultrasound, but the nickname has grown on him) kick and move around, giving clear signs of life inside him. He hugs Jee tight, pressing a kiss against her forehead. “I think they want to say good night to their big cousin”

“Oh!” She answers, as if that indeed explains everything, and squirms away from his arms so she can scoot down on the bed and press a tiny kiss against his T-shirt. “Good night, babies. I love you so much. I can’t wait to meet you!”

“Me neither, Jee-bug” Buck whispers to her as if it’s a big secret. “Me neither”

[Now on AO3!]

(@parrishjeanna tagging as requested! I hope you enjoy! <3 <3 <3)

And if anyone else would like to get tagged in other works for this verse (which I'll temporarily name 'Little Blobs verse'), please let me know! It's meant to be a very fluffy verse, at least at first hehe <3

[pandoa]

push and pull

"I'm sorry... but I don't think I can keep being your friend at this rate—"

Those were the last coherent words the fervent man before you uttered as he hesitantly guided a shaking yet firm hand against the back of your head, his whispers leaving a warm tingle down your neck like a flickering fire dancing on your skin. Barely even letting the final words of his sentence ring throughout the dimly lit room of his dorm, desperate lips reached your own as the comforting darkness of the two of you shutting your eyes closed ensued like a rhythm you both knew all too well, almost as if you had done this a million times before.

Tangling in each other's limbs and reveling in each other's embrace, you weren't sure what you should call the young man in front of you anymore. Acquaintance? Friend? Mutual?

Lover...?

Memories of dreams you thought were too unattainable to be true played through your mind as you pulled him in closer to you like a familiar dance you both were too new at.

Any hope for anything more seemed so distant to the two of you. And yet you still continued to push and pull at one another, teasing the boundaries between formalities, friendship, and longing.

Shortly, the electrifying touch of his fingertips reached the side of your waist, sending an enticing shock to the nerves of your skin. You both knew that one of you should have stopped, letting the other catch their breath as you two properly spoke about what had just happened. The boundaries you both had crossed together with one simple yet desperate kiss.

Pushing and pulling, lingering then leaving, turning away only to glance back more passionately than before...

This intricate dance was one that had gone on for far too long. Yet the two of you were used to the fiery touches and impossible desires. Like a sick game made to either burn or ignite the raging emotions you held for one another. Pushing and pulling at the limits. Pushing and pulling at the quiet ache in your chest, an ache that both wished to spill your feelings out like a ravaging river—yet a frustrating pain that sought to bury those same emotions deep into the crevices of your heart, hidden even from yourself.

Pushing and pulling. Longing and desiring.

How thin was the line between friendship and lovers, anyway? Is there really a need to say what these emotions you experience are each time he whispers your name in the same yearning tone, tender and woven together like a smudged letter in the rain? One that was too blurred from the pouring droplets of water to decipher whether it was a letter of love or letter of heartache?

Neither of you cared, however. Love, longing, yearning, heartache... it all blurred into one. It was just up to whoever broke first to name whatever this conflicting relationship was to you both.

Pushing the limits, pulling towards the closeness. You and the young man you once knew as your friend remained—caught between your wants and desires as you succumbed to the warmth of his skin gently grazing yours.

Pushing and pulling until even the two of you had enough.

a/n: push and pull like a magnet do-

[wajjs]

I keep thinking about a scenario in which Hal gets hit with a gender bending ray during a fight, and it doesn't stop him (nothing except actual death can stop him), and he doesn't think about it. It'll wear off. He'll be fine.

Until he looks at himself in the mirror and for the first time in decades he sees his mother. The curls, the length of the hair, the softness of the jawline. Those are all his mother's. He already sort of had her nose, he knows, and the shape of her eyes, but paired together with all the rest...

He holds onto the bathroom sink, the water still running, white noise that drowns out all thoughts except the bitter memory of the words he rehearsed for his last goodbye, for the goodbye he never got, for the goodbye he couldn't even whisper to a grave. He stays there unable to blink as he looks at himself, swallowing a sob that makes him feel like a child, just like how he felt when he'd run to his mom and hide behind her legs, clinging onto the skirts she always wore.

All this time, he's only seen his dad in his reflection, he's only carried his dad's name when wearing his jacket. His mom had been there, sure, but too quiet, an afterthought almost. A bundle of spines, disappointment and hurt he never tried to untangle or get close to. Someone who kicked him out, told him not to come back, someone who wanted him to come back, someone he lost his career for and still didn't make it back in time.

When he closes the tap to stop the flow of cold water, Hal is still unable to look away from his reflection. It takes him too long to leave his bathroom, but no time at all to put on his dad's jacket. No time at all to grab his keys and all the change he has in his wallet. He's going to buy the nicest flowers he can afford. The cemetery blew up along with Coast City, lifetimes ago. But the beach his mom used to love is still there, so the rays of sunset will have to be her resting place.

[evilminji]

I Ponder The Humble Blob Ghost!

You think they are what happens when you ALMOST but not quite A Ghost(tm)? Like, you have the ectoplasm and the will to continue... but you didn't really have A Thing in life? No Final Crystalizing Thought that brings focus? Just "ow! Ah! I'm scared. Don't wanna die!" And theeeeen.... *poof!*

Why am I Orb? Am squish? No bones.

Like? Remove any one piece of the Critical Formula and you get Blob instead of Ghost? Different KINDS, mind you, but blobs none the less.

Like Skulker! Not enough Ectoplasm. Ended up Blob. He CLEARLY had the Will, the Obsession, the gory end and unfinished business... buuuut? No green goo to power the creation of a full body. He clearly knows what he's supposed to LOOK like? But it's not something FIXABLE? Even with his now unlimited access to Ectoplasm.

Like in utero damage that permanently stunted his growth. HE is fine. All his facilities are on-line and checking in as they should, for the level of sentience expected of a ghost of his people. He just... smol. Same strength, intelligence, and power as he would have always HAD...

He just got handed a really, REALLY crap "customize your eternal meatsuit" option screen. Like for real guys. Basicly NO options. His salt is eternal and entirely justified. He could have had his tattoos. He paid a LOT of credits for those! Sat for DAYS! Had to track down this One(1) artist on this SHITTY little trading hub, that BARELY QUALIFIED as one, to sit in on uncomfortable overturned crate... IN A GAS MASK because the AIR SUPPORT KEPT KICKING IT... for hoooours!

It was a WORK OF ART. You would have CRIED.

This is BULLSHIT.

But wait, I hear you say, staring at the Blob ghost chewing on a lamp post. The one that has wii music playing behind the eyes. No thoughts, head jello, one might say. What about THEM?

Good point! Remember that formula?

LOT of Ecto! But THAT... might be either an animal or a fungus. We'd have to check. ANYTHING can and DOES die. If it's alive? It can die and potentially leave a ghost. But! Consider the noble Ghost Rabbit! *holds up squirming rabbit that is ABSOLUTELY trying to both bite me and kick me in the face* A noble and friendly creature!

THIS is what happens when an animal: has sufficient Ectoplasm at the death site, a reason to continue living (fairly common. It's usually their offspring, escape, the instinctual drive to survive itself or other understandable base drives. Like love, loyalty, or hunger.), and that all important High Emotions End.

Miss any of these? You get Blobbertson over there! He's clearly a hungry boy! But! Not very DRIVEN is he? Just floating along, chewing on whatever seems interesting, looking for a snack. He's food motivated. But not MOTIVATED motivated.

Blobbertson over there? A peaceful death. Too much Ectoplasm too leave, too food motivated in life NOT to carry over, but? No DRIVE. To DEFINE and DEMAND the Ectoplasm in his little body become sharp and active. No highly emotional state to stir it into action.

Is Blobbertson INCAPABLE of higher emotions? No. He is every bit as capable as the Ghost Rabbit that has savaged my hands and escaped while you were reading. It was, in fact, NOT as friendly as originally assumed. I may be bleeding. Unimportant. Blobbertson is PERFECTLY capable of getting attached. Being trained.

Whatever level of intelligence Blobbertson had in life, still remains. And WITH that? Comes the ability to improve and grow in death! IF (and this is the big one) he ever finds MOTIVATION to do so.

Because you see, Blobbertson is quite happy. No thoughts, brain jello. Drifting along in a happy green ocean like a jellyfish. Only concerned about his next snack. It's comforting. His food obsession filled, his tiny motivation barely enough to move him place to place.

He would GLADLY sit in one place and eat for the rest of eternity. Head blissfully silent.

And that's OKAY! It truly, honestly, is. Not everyone has to be conquers and kings, crafters and cosmonauts. Sometimes you just want to spend the rest of time playing in the sand. Resting on a sunshine-y hill. Not EVERY soul is a loud one.

This is the INFINITE Realms.

And there are places like Amity Park out there. THICK as cold honey with Ectoplasm in the air, gently infusing all the life that grows there with greater and greater chance of Ghost-hood. Even the peaceful blinking awake after that final rest to look down and... little nubby green paws.

Congratulations on becoming a Blob, grandma! Yes, I imagine you ARE furious it is inordinately difficult to knit like this. No, I don't think complaining to the king will help, MeMa.

That said? I can not tell you if Blob Ghost all belong to the same Family or the same Order, but they are NOT the same species! The WAY in which you fuck up that ever vital Fomula results in WILDLY different Blobs! Was it an animal? A sentient species? A sentient PLANET? A complexe interlocking colony of fungi? What was the EXACT Ectoplasm concentration at the death site? Was that the historical levels or the At Death levels? Was the individual under sedation?

Yes! All of this IS in fact, VERY relevant!

And you think it ends THERE? HA! The SKIES are FILLED with Fighty Mother Fuckers! Ghosts LOVE to fight! It's built into their social dynamics and hierarchy! Good ol brawls to get the Ecto pumping!

......Local Blob Farmer would like to take this moment to say "GET OF HIS GHOST PEONIES, YOU HEATHENS."

No they would NOT like to join your 24/7 thunder dome in the sky, THANKS! Martha here is trying to compose some Atlantian Shell Poetry. Blobby Jr of Blobbington and Blobbington Incorporated is TRYING to study! You've DESTROYED THE COMMUNAL ZEN GARDEN!!

Get! GET!!! *swings broom*

And THEN you look not even a mile east? And it's the floating island of Blobs. They LIKE that rock. It's just an ever shifting, accidentally rolling off the edge, falling slightly, making an offended squeek, and floating back to the top of the pile to repeate the process, MOOSH of thousands of blobs. No one's certain if they used to be seals or some sort of cat.

Apparently THAT island is Warm(tm).

So there they sit. Making contented noises, chirping and shoving for the best spots. They never leave. You can literally just... float up and sit on them. It's amazing. You gotta be careful not to get buried, but it's So Soft and bouncy? And they are ALL making that soft happy Blob vibrate noise. It's like a giant, island sized, warm and almost fuzzy but not, water bed that massages you.

Just DON'T start anything there! Holy SHIT are they territorial. You Will Die. They SWARM.

And THATS not even getting into the Blobs that are? Literally brainless. Some people eat those. Which? I guess? They ARE basicly Ectoplasm jello. But SOME of them are NOT? Like... it's a debate. Hot button issue, ya know?

Some fungus turns into Ecto Jello with negative IQ and delicious insides. Is this food? But OTHER fungus was SENTIENT in life and become a whole RANGE of Fungus ghosts, from Blob right on up to complexe dryad like ghosts! Clearly NOT food unless you are a MONSTER. But THEY argue the FIRST group are ALSO not food?

Plant Ghosts have strong opinions and are willing to Gruesome Violence about it.

Which brings us back to the Humble Blob Ghost! Check before you pet! That might be grandma! Or planning to eat your hand! Just as Mammal tells you little to nothing about what animal you are looking at, so too does Blob and Ghost! Stay safe out there! And if anyone sees a glowing green rabbit? I want my blood back! That's supposed to be in MY body! Rude!

This has been, the daily ghost!

@hdgnj @stealingyourbones

[theinsanecrayonbox]

bwaha the fruits of my random inspirated labors: Doey and his Doughling

yeah, the story of Doey basically being mpreged just slammed into my brain like a freight train out of nowhere, fully formed, and demanded i write it IMMEDIATELY...and do a few doodles. because zomr why do i find the Doughling so adorable?? it's just a blob, that my brain made up. why? how?? idk but i am having a grand time and don't know how to deal lol.

just for fun, here's a comparison of my fav doodle there, seeing as since i'm out of regular pencil lead i had to use this glitter/metallic blue i have and...yeah...

if i hadn't shown you this, would you have noticed in the main sketch dump?

also for fun, the color swatches i was playing with trying to mix a color for the doughling based upon his colors

never really settled on the right color...oh well, i'm running out of garbage to stall with.

anywhos, i wrote a fic right? is it good; probably not. but i had blast, and i'm very happy with it. 32 pages/9 chapters in almost a single day, that's a feat i haven't accomplished in a long time. and like i said, the whole plot was just beamed into my head fully formed and demanded to be thrown out into the world. so...yeah. enjoy?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63145576/chapters/161714473

i'm weird. i don't even really go here, yet i have tripped into this hole deep and it's interesting. may never touch this again, might consume the rest of my being for who knows how long, not me. please don't hate me, i'm just trying to have fun in my cardboard box yelling into the void like every body else. have a good day.

[unrealistic-ideas-for-writers]

“There’s no such thing as absolutions. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying and knows things.”

Intro post!

Hi!

This is a new pinned post since I’ve been writing so much recently and wanted a more easily organized blog.

You can call me Atlas. I’m an adult and I write mostly SFW content, though there will be violence and gore. It might be more or less graphic depending on the vibes of how I’m feeling, so do keep that in mind when going to read some of my works and collaborative pieces.

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Alrighty, serious stuff out of the way, so let’s move onto Fandom content—>

Main Fandoms you’ll see from me (Updated as needed)

Genshin Impact (Longterm interest)

Trash of the Count’s Family (Longterm interest)

Honkai Star Rail (Longterm interest)

Wuthering Waves (Current Hyperfixation, Longterm Interest)

Baldur’s Gate 3 (Currently Active, Longterm Interest)

Yakuza Fiancé (Barely three episodes in and I’m obsessed already)

Naruto (An oldie but a goodie. Will periodically resurge.)

Dungeon Meshi/Delicious in Dungeon (Will periodically Resurge.)

Other things!

I play Dungeons and Dragons and I’m solo DMing my first Longterm campaign :3

I do have original works, but the ones post here are usually nonsensical snippets that make no sense. I’ll still link the master list.

Current major projects:

Beneath the Sands (an OC collaborative project, a fan made World Quest for Wuthering waves. The Link is the masterpost.)

This will be tagged as beneath the sands wuwa

My OCs will be tagged Caladin, Dahlia, and Daniyal/Wuwa Dani

Caladin Masterpost

Dahlia Masterpost

“Dani” Daniyal Masterpost

Cage Masterpost

For Questions on OC related shipping, please view this post.

A few other OCs have their own tags as well for easy navigation between project partners.

Jiahui

Valerian

Chiefly

Sobeknesef

And potentially more to come^^^

If you’re interested in doing a Co-Op in any of the games I mentioned above, see this post.

Only rule for this blog is

Don’t be an ass :3

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I did this instead of writing

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Was time to make a new icon for myself so here it is. NDE MVP TK. Which is a bunch of letters that somehow make sense together.

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Hello everyone! Here's the sequel for Oreos and Orange Juice (a.k.a the fluff piece with pregnant!Buck and Jee-Yun). Brought to you with extra doses of fluffiness (almot 2,000 words!) and uncle Tommy being the literal best!

It’s almost nine when Tommy finally drags himself through the door, throwing his keys in the bowl and being instantly met by the bright laughter of Jee-Yun coming from the kitchen, followed by Evan’s excited voice as he tells her a kid-friendly version of a funny rescue they performed the other day. 

Even though he’s exhausted from his shift, Tommy smiles. Jee-Yun is always a joy to have around, and the sweet child’s laughter echoing through the house gives him a wonderful glimpse of their future which is coming sooner and sooner. 

“Morning, you two” He says softly, entering the kitchen, and both of them look at him with the same excited eager Buckley signature smile. 

“Uncle Tommy!” Jee says, throwing herself against his legs, and Tommy easily lifts her into his hip. 

“Hi, princess Jee” Tommy greets her while crossing the kitchen to place a quick peck on Evan’s lips, and it’s deliciously domestic. He can’t wait for the day he’ll do it with their own kids, one twin in each arm. “How was your night? Did your uncle Evan let you up past your bedtime again?” He teases, and Jee’s giggle is all the confirmation he needs.

“Only a tiny bit, right, Jee?” Evan tells her with a wink as he slides a plate of pancakes in his direction, and Tommy could just about kiss him. He places Jee back in her chair and sits beside her. 

Evan joins them on the table with a bottle of syrup and, for some reason, a slice of cheese over his own chocolate chip pancakes. At this point, Tommy has learned better than to comment on his cravings, so he just presses a kiss to his cheek, earning a blinding smile in return.

“So how was your shift?” He asks Tommy, and he swallows the bite of pancake (delicious, as always; Tommy is absolutely spoiled by his husband's cooking) in his mouth before answering.

“It was okay, nothing major; two med-evacs. What about you guys, did you have fun?” He asks, and then tenderly nudges Jee's cheek, wanting to bring her into the conversation. “Did you take care of your uncle and the babies for me?” He asks her, expecting a small giggle. 

What he doesn’t expect is the excited gasp she lets out, swallowing her bite practically unchewed. 

“Uncle Tommy, you’re never gonna believe what the babies did last night!” She says excitedly, and Tommy can’t help but smile at her enthusiasm. 

“What was that, princess?” He asks curiously, and she and Evan exchange a conspiratorial glance.

“They kicked my hand!” She answers, bouncing in her seat, unable to contain her joy. “It was just like when Kevin kicked Mama but there were two of them this time, it was so cool!”

“Wait, really?! That’s so special, Jee!” Tommy tells her, his heart fluttering warmly in his chest as he looks at Evan for confirmation. 

The babies hadn’t kicked before; they had started moving about two weeks prior, and the doctor said kicks would probably start any time now. He knows Evan has been impatient about it, almost as if he was expecting it to be a confirmation the babies were okay.

“It was just as we were falling asleep” Evan tells him, his smile wide as he caresses his bump and proudly speaks of the kicks. “They’d been pretty quiet during the day, but I guess Jee inspired them, didn’t you, Jee-bug?” 

“Yeah! Uncle Buck said they were telling me good night!” She recalls, her smile never leaving her face until she looks at Tommy, and then it falters slightly. “Oh, but! I'm sorry you weren't there, uncle Tommy! They're your babies too, I bet you wanted them to say good night to you first!”

And, well; even if Tommy is slightly disappointed to have missed it, he can't have Jee apologizing for it. He kneels down to her level, a kind smile on his face.

“You have nothing to be sorry for, darlin’” He reassures her. “The babies will kick plenty of times, I'm sure. I'm glad they did it for the first time with you; it means they know they have the best big cousin in the world, don't they? Pretty smart babies if you ask me” He says with a wink, and Jee's smile can light up a whole firehouse.

“You're the best, uncle Tommy!” She throws her arms around his neck, and Tommy hugs her close to his chest for a few seconds before letting her happily return to her breakfast.

As he gets up and goes back to his own plate, Tommy glances at Evan, only to find him drying tears from his cheek. Tommy smiles teasingly at him, offering him a napkin; Evan takes it with a glare that loses all its effect because of the love in his eyes.

“I blame your children; they're making me hormonal” He says with a wet chuckle, and Tommy chuckles, pressing a kiss to his temple before sitting down.

“I blame the crying Buckley gene” Tommy teases. “I'll bet you anything that Maddie will cry when you tell her about the babies kicking for Jee”

“Oh, Mama will cry!” Jee pipes up, her face covered in syrup, and the two of them laugh at her certainty as Tommy bends over with a napkin to clean her face.

“See? And she's not pregnant anymore. It's the crying Buckley gene” Tommy reaffirms, and Evan shoves his shoulder playfully.

He chuckles and pays attention to his plate again, at least until he feels Evan's hand squeezing his. Tommy looks up to see him looking so earnestly at him that his heart skips a beat.

“I am sorry, though. That you missed it” He says, almost pouting, and Tommy finds it so adorable that he kisses it right away (Jee coos at them, and Tommy slightly blushes).

“Me too, a little. But you had the best company for it, sweetheart. And I'm sure they'll kick plenty of times before they're out here” He reassures him, and then tenderly places his hand on Evan's bump. “Hear that, little blobs? You kicked for Daddy and Jee-Yun, so no pressure, but if you wanna kick for Papa too…”

He keeps his hand on Evan’s bump for a while, and the three of them are silent, staring in expectation. Tommy’s about to lift his hand, making a joke about trying again at nighttime to clear the disappointment in Jee’s eyes, when he feels it. It’s a soft thing, almost like a tap against his hand, but it’s there. It’s one of their babies, moving around and pressing their tiny foot against Evan’s belly, and Tommy’s feeling it. Evan gasps in delight, clearly feeling it as well (duh, Kinard, he tells himself. If he can feel it, Evan has to be feeling it at least twice as strong), and his hand joins Tommy’s over his bump. 

“You guys really love your Papa’s attention, huh?” He teases, softly caressing his belly. “Hi, little blobs, Daddy’s glad to see you’re awake” He coos at his bump, and before either of them can say anything else, they’re joined by the little force of nature that is Jee-Yun Buckley-Han, her hand looking even tinier than it is when she puts it over her uncles’ massive ones.

“The babies are kicking again?! They’re saying hi to you, uncle Tommy!” She says excitedly, and Tommy feels the kick again, two this time, one beside the other, almost as if one twin is nudging the other to also say hi to their expectant family. 

“And to you, Jee. I keep telling you, they already love their big cousin” He tells her, and Jee presses a soft kiss to Evan’s belly. 

“I love you too, babies. When you’re out here, I’ll teach you lots of fun things, I promise!” She says excitedly, and Tommy doesn’t doubt it for a second. Apparently, neither does Evan. 

“They’ll be so lucky to have you, Jee” He whispers to her. “Just like I was lucky to have your Mama when I was a kid”

As if on cue, the doorbell rings, and Tommy reluctantly excuses himself to open it, but smiles when he sees Maddie on the other side. She pulls him into a hug, her usual way of greeting him by now, and Tommy can’t deny that he loves how she basically adopted him as her brother too. He grew up an only child, desperately wishing for a sister like Maddie; it feels good to have one now. 

“Hey! I was just going home from work and thought I’d pick up my little nuisance. She wasn’t too much trouble, was she?” Maddie asks, and Tommy closes the door behind them as she comes in. 

“None at all; in fact, she’s been a great help. Come see for yourself” He invites, and Maddie raises an eyebrow, but follows him into the kitchen. “Jee, look who’s here for you, princess” He announces, and both Jee and Evan look up, but this once, the little girl makes no move to run to her mother. 

“Mama! Come here! The babies are kicking! They’re saying hi!” She tells Maddie excitedly, and Tommy chuckles at how eagerly Maddie kneels down by Evan’s chair, her hands resting against her brother’s bump. “Uncle Tommy says they’re smart and know I’m the best big cousin, so they have to know you’re the best auntie too!” Her logic is sound, and Maddie sends Tommy a grateful look that has him blushing and rubbing his neck awkwardly.

“Hi, blobs” She says affectionately, and Tommy’s pretty proud of himself that the nickname stuck (he’s sure Evan isn’t). “It’s your auntie Maddie! Can you say hi? No pressure, though, I just thought-”

Tommy can tell the exact moment the babies respond to her voice, because both her and Evan gasp. They look at each other in that infuriating way of theirs, where it seems they hold an entire conversation through their gaze. Tommy may not know what they’re saying to each other, but he knows it’s only a matter of time before they get emotional. And… yeah, sure thing, before long both of them have tears running down their faces. 

And damn, he’s starting to think Buckley genes are contagious, because he has to dry his own eyes at the sight in front of him. This is bigger than him, Evan and their twins: it's family, like the ones from commercials or Hallmark movies, and Tommy never dreamt he could find himself in one of those.

He’s ridiculously happy that his children will be born surrounded by this much love. They have two doting parents, an honorary grandpa (Bobby's own words, and yes, Evan cried when he said it), a horde of very lovingly aunts and uncles, , and the most special big cousin in the world in Jee-Yun (not to mention Kevin and their other bunch of cousins, like Christopher, who texts Tommy at least twice a week to make sure he’s ‘taking care of Buck right’ and hangs out at their place at least twice more, wanting to make sure his Buck is okay). It's love, and caring, and what else could he wish for his little blobs?

Yeah, Tommy thinks; if there’s anything in the world worth shedding some tears for, this is certainly it.

[Also on AO3!]

[More from Little Blobs Verse]

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most popular fics in a fandom are always so funny bc its like horrendous ooc the likes of which you assumed only existed as a 'fanon is annoying' strawman, 136 chapters of smutshots (roll dice on characterisation per chapter), ooc, mostly not ooc but then they get together and the dialogue just becomes Romantic Couple, the most in character au ever that will give you new insight on canon itself bc of its perfect understanding of the characters individually and within the various explored dynamics, ooc, ooc, crossover with media that should die a horrific death, random woman from source material designated evil ex and catching strays left right and centre, ooc, copied word for word from a fic in a different fandom, ooc,

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Y/N yelped, suddenly airborne as a pair of hands easily wrapped around her midsection. Large enough to span her waist completely, as she was easily placed on the cool countertop.

The female froze, wide eyes staring up at her kidnapper-Konig, he’d insisted- in front of her, his eyes crinkling underneath the hood of his mask. He shifted to lower himself, Y/N’s heart in her throat as she cautiously raised her arms as he moved in.

He pressed his face against her stomach, large arms, capable of so so much more than just lifting her as if she was a feather, wrapped around her back ever so cautiously. As if she would break at the tightest squeeze.

Y/N swallowed thickly, trembling arms lowering, hesitating, before she placed them on his head and back. Konig melted underneath her touch, shuddering as Y/N petted the top of his head.