#vent bois

[morbid-lycoris]

[starving4thethrill]

When I’m reading m€anspo but it’s low key corny and making me laugh

[crxnberrykxng]

🩵 blue themed thinspø 🩵

stay strong, this will be you soon 🩵

[justivik]

yandere! biker headcanons.

english isn't my first language

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker who noticed your presence at the traffic light, saw you calmly shaking your head while your lips chanted the lyrics of a song and your fingers played with the steering wheel.

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker instantly felt a crush on you.

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker who followed you to your destination after the red light turned green, no one has ever made him feel this way.

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker that he realized that you don't live that far away from him. While you live in some apartments, he lives in a nice house. From there he started his plan to get into your life and be someone important to you, to get you out of your apartment (and out of the world) to make you much happier and safer!

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker one day he showed up in front of your apartment as a new neighbor in the area, his beauty hypnotized you and he knew it perfectly well. You invited him to eat something inside your place (you fell in the trap) and had a warm conversation.

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker who gradually becomes one of your closest friends.

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker His obsession grows more and more every day, watching you and following you everywhere. If you met him somewhere he would excuse himself as a ''simple coincidence''.

“Hey, what are you doing here?”

“What a nice coincidence! You know… reading and stuff” he took a random book.

“I didn't know you liked grotesque erotic reading”

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker who invites you for late night rides on his motorcycle around town. A movie date where you both eat ice cream and end up dancing in an alley with a pretty nice boy band (he was jealous that the lead singer made you laugh).

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker as the months passed and the two of you fell more and more in love. He decided to take the decision to ask you out.

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker who was very happy to get a yes as an answer (you don't want to know what would have happened to both of you if you had said no). That same night you two had your first kiss as an official couple, you don't know how happy he was that night.

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker who calls you by cute nicknames

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker I invite you to leave your apartment so that you can live in his house with all the desired amenities.

๋࣭ ⭑ yandere! biker who is excited about the new sweet (and possessive) life.

“You're mine, don't forget that. You promised”

[demongvtz]

[obsessedsheep]

Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. Ruin me. R̶̞͉̮̣̪̊̄̑͋̇̆̕͝͝ǘ̴͚̠̻̗͚͗ͅḯ̶̺͇̘̱n̵̡̮͙̱̤̲̪̩͍̆͛̈́͋͋͆͆͗̔͘ͅ ̷̩̤̝̰̲͈͇͆͗̕͜m̷̨̧̠̥͓͈͎̤̼͓̀͒̒͒̿̎̂̏̒͗ê̶͉͇̜̮͓̝̜̱̯̄̈͐̅̀̽͆̓̈.̴͖̭̞͈̭̜̳̈́͊̋̏̅͛͗̉̏ ̷͎͖̻͇͕͇͉͙̽̃͆̌̎̊̿̓̓̕R̸̤̤͙͍͙̦̓̈̊͛̈́̍͑u̴̡̨̧̥̽̈́̀́̏̅͒͊i̶̗͔͍̟̯̔ņ̶̛͓̦͈͖̦͇̺͎̾͆͗͗̏̆̓̈́̀ ̶̞̖̣͙͔̥̗̠̠̐̿̈͗͒̾m̴̹̠̻̱̤͕͖̖̍͑̀͆̌͋́̋̈́͠ḛ̶͖̦̮̹̩͙̆̔̋̚.̶̨̨̖̩̘͍͚̜̻̊̃̔̀̊͐ ̶̡͍͔͈̙̩̀͑̐̊͛̍͠R̴̨̻̱̘͂̏̽͐̈̾u̷̙̰̮̲̱̜̼̮̓̽̽́̽̚ị̸̙̃̀͜ͅn̸͖̳̖̥͉͗̅̉͒͑͒̇̃̈͒ ̷̳͖͓̯̱̐́̽̑̚m̵̫̮̆̑̍̊͜ḙ̸̭̻͎̺̳͎̱̈́͠.̴̝̞́͌̽̑́̋͆͝ ̵̡̨̟̼̼̻̰̻̊̍̋̀̐̃̃̄ͅṚ̶̰̹̠̟͚͈̐̏̊͊̋͗̊̚u̴̗͎͇̗͌̄̑̃̀̿̔͜͠i̴̟̓̈́̿͆͗͝n̷̦̯͔̥̖̦͂̄̉͑͌ͅ ̷̨̘̙̟͎̹̝̣̔͐̔m̷͎̺̲̃͗̚ę̸͙͕͙̀̕.̵̧̝͊̔̇̍́͑͛̓̽͝ ̶̧̠̯̤͙̣̯̜̗͌̈́̀̊͐͒͠͝͝R̷̼̹̉̑̎͌ų̸̪̮̖̬̈́̈́͑̆̅̔̕̕͜͠͝i̶̮̋̈̈́̽̅͝͝n̴̰͒͆͛̇ ̵͉̮́̋͜͝m̴̖͚̺̯͉̆e̷͎̣̰̩͓̹͕͋̊̉͒͝.̶̡̞̘͕͙̪͖̼̬̃̈́́̚ ̷̪͙̩͈͍̙̦͖̙̾R̶͕͇̘͒̑̍͘ư̵͇̣͉̪̻̇̓͗͂̇̆͘͘͜͜i̵̠̦͔̮̤̞̖̣̽̍̎͜n̷̢̨̻̖̰̲͐̏́͂̌ͅ ̷̳̮͔͕͙̈̋͊̀͂̀̍m̸̢̟̪̋̕͠é̵̳̆̄̏̀̀̈́.̶̢̱̮̫̳̗̠͛̈́̈̽̍̍̂ ̴̫̦̬̻̣̯̘̞̆̄̇͆̅̿͋͒͝R̴̡̭̭͑̅͘͝ú̶̡̨͇̙̪̰̱̳̟͊̉̒̍̓̍͋i̷̢̢͕̰̩͖̮͙͗́̃̏̍͜͜͠n̵̛̰̩̼̥̦̼͊̐̍̊̕ ̴̙͚̦̞͈̖̖̬̱͋̍͝ͅm̵̖̝̙̦̬̐̽̊̆͋̌̔e̶̖͖̅̂̊̊̒̋͗̚.̸͈̯̝̟͑ ̷̧͖͕̱̫̯͖̎̃̀̇͐͘R̷̗̖̱̜͙̤̀̇́̏̀u̴̢̱̪͙̞̳̱͉͌̓͌͝ͅí̸̛̩̤͇̇͗͋͋̚͝͝n̶̛̞̞͉̾̽́ ̴̗̮͖̤̻̱͘ͅṁ̵̨̢̖̟͕̍̈̀̀̈́͐̅̈͘ȩ̵͓̫̙͌͝.̵̩̽̄̇̏̈̓R̶̞͉̮̣̪̊̄̑͋̇̆̕͝͝ǘ̴͚̠̻̗͚͗ͅḯ̶̺͇̘̱n̵̡̮͙̱̤̲̪̩͍̆͛̈́͋͋͆͆͗̔͘ͅ ̷̩̤̝̰̲͈͇͆͗̕͜m̷̨̧̠̥͓͈͎̤̼͓̀͒̒͒̿̎̂̏̒͗ê̶͉͇̜̮͓̝̜̱̯̄̈͐̅̀̽͆̓̈.̴͖̭̞͈̭̜̳̈́͊̋̏̅͛͗̉̏ ̷͎͖̻͇͕͇͉͙̽̃͆̌̎̊̿̓̓̕R̸̤̤͙͍͙̦̓̈̊͛̈́̍͑u̴̡̨̧̥̽̈́̀́̏̅͒͊i̶̗͔͍̟̯̔ņ̶̛͓̦͈͖̦͇̺͎̾͆͗͗̏̆̓̈́̀ ̶̞̖̣͙͔̥̗̠̠̐̿̈͗͒̾m̴̹̠̻̱̤͕͖̖̍͑̀͆̌͋́̋̈́͠ḛ̶͖̦̮̹̩͙̆̔̋̚.̶̨̨̖̩̘͍͚̜̻̊̃̔̀̊͐ ̶̡͍͔͈̙̩̀͑̐̊͛̍͠R̴̨̻̱̘͂̏̽͐̈̾u̷̙̰̮̲̱̜̼̮̓̽̽́̽̚ị̸̙̃̀͜ͅn̸͖̳̖̥͉͗̅̉͒͑͒̇̃̈͒ ̷̳͖͓̯̱̐́̽̑̚m̵̫̮̆̑̍̊͜ḙ̸̭̻͎̺̳͎̱̈́͠.̴̝̞́͌̽̑́̋͆͝ ̵̡̨̟̼̼̻̰̻̊̍̋̀̐̃̃̄ͅṚ̶̰̹̠̟͚͈̐̏̊͊̋͗̊̚u̴̗͎͇̗͌̄̑̃̀̿̔͜͠i̴̟̓̈́̿͆͗͝n̷̦̯͔̥̖̦͂̄̉͑͌ͅ ̷̨̘̙̟͎̹̝̣̔͐̔m̷͎̺̲̃͗̚ę̸͙͕͙̀̕.̵̧̝͊̔̇̍́͑͛̓̽͝ ̶̧̠̯̤͙̣̯̜̗͌̈́̀̊͐͒͠͝͝R̷̼̹̉̑̎͌ų̸̪̮̖̬̈́̈́͑̆̅̔̕̕͜͠͝i̶̮̋̈̈́̽̅͝͝n̴̰͒͆͛̇ ̵͉̮́̋͜͝m̴̖͚̺̯͉̆e̷͎̣̰̩͓̹͕͋̊̉͒͝.̶̡̞̘͕͙̪͖̼̬̃̈́́̚ ̷̪͙̩͈͍̙̦͖̙̾R̶͕͇̘͒̑̍͘ư̵͇̣͉̪̻̇̓͗͂̇̆͘͘͜͜i̵̠̦͔̮̤̞̖̣̽̍̎͜n̷̢̨̻̖̰̲͐̏́͂̌ͅ ̷̳̮͔͕͙̈̋͊̀͂̀̍m̸̢̟̪̋̕͠é̵̳̆̄̏̀̀̈́.̶̢̱̮̫̳̗̠͛̈́̈̽̍̍̂ ̴̫̦̬̻̣̯̘̞̆̄̇͆̅̿͋͒͝R̴̡̭̭͑̅͘͝ú̶̡̨͇̙̪̰̱̳̟͊̉̒̍̓̍͋i̷̢̢͕̰̩͖̮͙͗́̃̏̍͜͜͠n̵̛̰̩̼̥̦̼͊̐̍̊̕ ̴̙͚̦̞͈̖̖̬̱͋̍͝ͅm̵̖̝̙̦̬̐̽̊̆͋̌̔e̶̖͖̅̂̊̊̒̋͗̚.̸͈̯̝̟͑ ̷̧͖͕̱̫̯͖̎̃̀̇͐͘R̷̗̖̱̜͙̤̀̇́̏̀u̴̢̱̪͙̞̳̱͉͌̓͌͝ͅí̸̛̩̤͇̇͗͋͋̚͝͝n̶̛̞̞͉̾̽́ ̴̗̮͖̤̻̱͘ͅṁ̵̨̢̖̟͕̍̈̀̀̈́͐̅̈͘ȩ̵͓̫̙͌͝.̵̩̽̄̇̏̈̓

[miullust]

"Imma start tomorrow!!", its been 2 months.. and youre still a fatty?

meanspo to myself

[bloodycokefangs]

I don't wanna feel this pain anymore

[blueberrygemxx]

Vision board.

[piink-u]

I hope people understand that when I say "I miss the dsmp" that I don't mean some people, some story lines, some general things, the fandom... Hells, I barely miss the part of the lore or characters I liked.

What I miss is crimeboys making an alleyway simply because they wanted to play more together after the lore for the day was done. I miss Tubbo spinning around on the spot trying to find a giggling Wilbur. I miss Wilbur smiling to himself and writing on chat just for us to see that "Tubbo reminds me of myself when younger". I miss Techno getting into the server tired as fuck just cause one of his friends called him and wanted to do absolutely nothing in Minecraft with him. I miss Wilbur staying awake until ungodly hours to keep Techno company when my man was farming potatoes and try-harding. I miss SBI and friends crashing into Phil's hardcore streams to talk about nothing at all and absolutely everything just to be together and laugh and say shit. I miss Tommy trying to make sense of something and the smile on his face after Wilbur would laugh heartily and say "That's quote book, for sure". I miss stories about late night gameplays of fucking TF2. I miss chat crying to Phil, his sigh, his giggle and his "What did they do?". I...

I guess I just miss them.

[crxnberrykxng]

♡ calories of common fruits/vegetables masterlist + tips ♡

(all measurements are either by piece or by 1/2 cup)

🤍: under 50 cal

🩷: under 100 cal

💜: under 150 cal

🩶: over 150 cal

fruits:

apple, fuji : 98 cal (1 fruit, 150g) 🩷

apple, golden delicious: 78 cal (1 fruit, 150g) 🩷

apple, granny smith: 78 cal (1 fruit, 150g) 🩷

apple, honeycrisp: 84 cal (1 fruit, 140g) 🩷

apple, pink lady: 78 cal (1 fruit, 150g) 🩷

apple, red delicious: 30 cal (1 fruit, 158g) 🤍

apricot: 22 cal (1 fruit, 50g) 🤍

asian pear: 116 cal (1 fruit, 275g) 💜

avocado: 354 cal (1 fruit, 220g) 🩶

banana: 111 cal (1 fruit, 120g) 💜

bartlett pear: 83 cal (1 fruit, 150g) 🩷

blackberries: 31 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

blood orange: 61 cal (1 fruit, 143g) 🩷

blueberries: 42 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

cantaloupe: 27 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

cherries: 15 cal (1 fruit, 8g) 🤍

cranberries: 22 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

dragonfruit: 119 cal (1 fruit, 198g) 💜

fig: 30 cal (1 fruit, 46g) 🤍

grapefruit: 92 cal (1 fruit, 196g) 🩷

grapes: 4 cal (1 fruit, 5g) 🤍

honeydew: 31 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

kiwi: 46 cal (1 fruit, 75g) 🤍

lemon: 25 cal (1 fruit, 65g) 🤍

lime: 32 cal (1 fruit, 67g) 🤍

mandarin orange: 42 cal (1 fruit, 80g) 🤍

mango: 215 cal (1 fruit, 350g) 🩶

olives (black): 20 cal (1 fruit, 5g) 🤍

olives (green): 4 cal (1 fruit, 3g) 🤍

orange: 75 cal (1 fruit, 160g) 🩷

papaya: 27 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

passion fruit: 59 cal (1 fruit, 90g) 🩷

peach: 59 cal (1 fruit, 135g) 🩷

persimmon: 56 cal (1 fruit, 75g) 🩷

pineapple: 37 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

pink grapefruit: 92 cal (1 fruit, 196g) 🩷

plum: 30 cal (1 fruit, 66g) 🤍

pomegranate: 222 cal (1 fruit, 282g) 🩶

raspberries: 32 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

starfruit: 26 cal (1 fruit, 85g) 🤍

strawberries: 4 cal (1 fruit, 12g) 🤍

watermelon: 23 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

vegetables:

artichoke: 56 cal (1 piece, 128g) 🩷

asparagus: 2 cal (1 piece, 12g) 🤍

bean sprouts: 31 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

beetroot: 58 cal (1 piece, 125g) 🩷

bell pepper: 35 cal (1 piece, 155g) 🤍

bell pepper (red): 54 cal (1 piece, 125g) 🩷

bok choy: 66 cal (1 piece, 400g) 🩷

broccoli: 15 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

brussels sprouts: 8 cal (1 piece, 19g) 🤍

butternut squash, roasted: 73 cal (1/2 cup) 🩷

cabbage, cooked: 17 cal (120g, 1/2 cup) 🤍

carrot: 23 cal (1 piece, 60g) 🤍

cauliflower: 27 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

celery: 17 cal (1 piece, 80g) 🤍

cherry tomatoes: 3 cal (1 piece, 17g) 🤍

corn (canned): 55 cal (1/2 cup) 🩷

cucumber: 45 cal (1 piece, 300g) 🤍

dill pickles: 4 cal (1 piece, 35g) 🤍

eggplant: 59 cal (1 piece, 300g) 🩷

grape tomatoes: 4 cal (1 piece, 10g) 🤍

green beans: 31 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

green onion: 5 cal (1 piece, 15g) 🤍

green peas: 67 cal (1/2 cup) 🩷

jalapeño: 4 cal (1 piece, 14g) 🤍

kale: 17 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

onion: 46 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

parsnip: 51 cal (1 piece, 80g) 🩷

pumpkin, canned: 42 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

radish: 3 cal (1 piece, 15g) 🤍

rutabaga: 137 cal (1 piece, 386g) 💜

serrano pepper: 2 cal (1 piece, 6g) 🤍

spinach: 3 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

spaghetti squash, cooked: 38 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

sweet potato, boiled: 125 cal (1/2 cup) 💜

tomatoes: 16 cal (1/2 cup) 🤍

turnip: 19 cal (1 piece, 50g) 🤍

potatoes, boiled: 68 cal (1/2 cup) 🩷

zucchini: 52 cal (1 piece, 230g) 🩷

tips:

cutting food into smaller pieces makes it last longer (i also use chopsticks to eat whenever possible)

it's more satisfying to eat multiple different things for the same calories as one (i.e eating strawberries, blueberries, and plums together vs. one whole avocado)

when cooking, use very little butter/ butter substitute (i use butter flavored cooking spray whenever possible)

this should go without saying, but drinking water before, during, and after any meal

always remember, every calorie counts

[thehauntedetheral]

Yan Neighbour (Dark) °

Yandere 's life was lonely, dark and meaningless. He worked everyday, earned good, had meaningless sex with girls whose name he didn't remember in the morning. He felt his life didn't have any purpose. Just breathing, existing.

But one day his eyes met yours and he knew you belong to him. You are the sole reason why he was put here on earth. To protect you, provide, cherish you. You are the universe. You are the beginning, ending, middle, everything.

He can't believe an beautiful, ethereal, kind angel like you exist.

He made his mind he has to have you, protect your angelic soul from all the evil in this world.

Suddenly out of nowhere your neighbour moved out and now yandere moved into your neighborhood where you live.

You invited him for dinner as a welcome in neighbourhood. Weeks pass by and you two became good friends. You both having meals, binge watching shows movies together at each others house.

Everytime he comes over he take something that belongs to you. Your panties, tshirt, hair band, hair clip, your broken nail anything. He has a room in his house full of your belongings. This man is madly obsessed with you.

Through his windows he would watch you day and night what you are doing.

He even bought a cat breed which you loved just because you would come in your free time to play with it. The more he sees you the better.

He would plant all your favourite flowers in his garden and whenever he came over brought them for you.

Is excellent in baking but pretends he doesn't know a single thing about it and wants to learn from you as you love baking.

Comes over to ask for sugar or salt anything just to see you even though he have it.

While stalking you through windows one night you brought a one night stand over at your house and next day his dead body is all over the news channel telling people how brutally he was tortured and killed. How dare someone touches what belongs to him???

You get scared and cry while watching the news while yan holds you and comforts you.

"What would I have done without you?" You mumble while crying in his arms not knowing he is the reason for all of it.

"Don't worry y/n I am here for you" yan says while burying your small body more closer to his chest and having a sinister smile thinking only if you knew.

After all his angel only belongs to him. You are the light of his life. You are everything.

Part 2? Let me know through comments what you feel about this one

Requests are open!

For more yandere reading:

[z0mbbii]

I would look so much skinnier if I didn't have boobs

I just wanna cut them off so badd

[honeypleasejustkillme]

had to edit this one but basically :)

[bluewolfangel01]

Mc: 😠

Demons: 😥

Luke: ... What's going on?

Solomon: Mc is upset at the brothers, Diavolo, and Barbatos because they "didn't come home."

Mc: Correction, I'm upset at the brothers, Diavolo, and Barbatos, EXPECT for Lucifer. Cause at least he comes home to me!!!

Lucifer: *standing with a smug look on his face*

Demons: But Mc 🥺

Mc: *turns back to them* I don't want to hear it. If yall don't want to come home that's fine, guess I'll just only ask for Lucifer from now on.

Demons: BUT MC!!! 😢

[starving4thethrill]

Nobody talks about how isolating it is being a boy with an ed. I bet it’s still tough for girls, but all of my friends eat all this shit and are the skinniest boys I’ve ever seen. They don’t even know what an €d is and if I told them they’d be like “just eat”