#wayne tower

[violent138]

An outsider POV that may never happen, but still fun to think about: A Gotham chiropterologist, fascinated by how bats congregate and almost seem to thrive in Gotham and the ecosystem around the city manages to tag and track a bat nearly almost to the Batcave.

Bruce nearly has a heart attack over this when he notices and doesn't have to search very far because the researcher shows up at his door.

Cue Bruce having to make several calls and duck this annoyingly persistent researcher who insists that there's a cave system under Wayne Manor that needs to be studied. The GU campus draws further attention to this via the university's social media accounts sharing posts and memes about this story.

[br-uwu-cewayne]

oh fuck you guys

the way Brucie looks out for his employees

you KNOW Wayne Tower employee restrooms have that like

Goooooooooooooooood good toilet paper.

That fucking super soft and absorbent but strong enough not to flake or pill off in your business kinda TP

That "so good it's listed with the bennies" TP

And probably the flushable wet wipes too just. In a fuckin dispenser on every stall wall, right next to the ones for the pads and the condoms

(look, Brucie still has his other reputation to uphold, after all)

[blanddcheadcanons]

Wayne Tower, despite being made between 1936 and 1939, was a rather futuristic building, and its construction took place entirely underground. When it was unveiled, it rose up from the ground on a high-weight-tolerance elevator, wowing the entire city when it rose.

This also makes it the most safe building in Gotham, as its purpose besides being an R&D facility was also to house the entirety of Gotham's population and safeguard them underground until the coming war was over. Protocols are still in place for mass evacuation into the tower, and every mayor and head of Wayne Enterprises is briefed on the tower's functionality.

A side note: because of the building's futurism, there are conspiracy blogs who believe aliens had an involvement in the creation of the tower.

[theartofemanuele]

Batman - Procreate/applepencil

[preciouslandmermaid]

Insane that this is what Wayne Tower looks like. Absolutely insane.

[brucieboy297]

[myshipsbesailing]

Dick, pointing to Jason's photo : This is Jason. He was our brother. He liked literature and was very good at school. People would've told you he was violent but he was the sweetest and would've never been on the wrong side.

Damian, who has seen Jason training in the League of Assasins to commit homicide and probably mass murder in Gotham : Okay

[daveydavs]

Theatre conferences are amazing

[rock-in-robins]

"Tim feels abandoned" "he's being ignored" "tim is jealous of the attention they give damian" "tim is-" tim drake would break out into actual literal hives at the thought of anything resembling an adult monitoring him, he'd starting hissing like a feral cat if Bruce tried to get involved with his business, he'd saw his own arm off if his family tried to demand he checks in more than once a month with heavily coded messages

[hehether]

Let's get high on ibuprofen together

[violent138]

Honestly, I've decided that I prefer the Manor to the Tower as far as the Batfamily is concerned. Having grounds slightly outside of Gotham, more private, and secluded, the Bats are freer to be themselves, spar, walk away in fuming anger, than they are living in a tower that's part of the city and under scrutiny. Still think the Tower opens some very interesting doors, but Manor makes more sense to me overall.

[ghost-bxrd]

Figured out the colors :))

[two-sibyls-tall]

Some of My Favorite Batfam Fic Tropes

In no particular order:

 - The batfam have their own language of chirps, trills, tweets, and whistles, and they use it in front of other ppl (civilians, the jla, whatever) and the other ppl go “what the actual fuck”

 - Bruce throwing the batarang at Jason Todd’s neck actually Does Damage(TM), and eventually the other members of the family find out and lose their shit

 - “Hey Tim?” “Yeah?” “Where’s your fucking spleen :)” “Lost it.” “LOST IT??”

 - Damian calling his brothers Akhi :)

 - “How many kids do you HAVE??” -The entire Justice League

 - Jason going to Titans Tower, seeing Tim, saying “is anyone gonna parent that” and then not waiting for an answer.

 - Literal Toddler Tim Drake informing the Batfamily that yes he knows everyone’s identity, and really if you didn’t want people to figure it out you should stop showing off your extremely niche skills during patrols Nightwing.

 - “Dude your son is a crime boss.” “Ex-crime boss :/”

 - A Batfamily member hearing someone talk about their civilian identity (bc, yknow,, they’re famous) and just having to Deal With It because what the fuck else are they supposed to do??

 - The Justice League hearing about Batman and assuming he (& his family) are demons or vampires or some other cryptid, and then meeting him and finding out he’s just Some Guy.

 - The batfamily learning the origin of the name Robin

- The Justice League meeting the Batfamily and specifically learning who Red Hood is, and one of the heroes nervously asks “Didn’t the second Robin.. die?” and Jason just goes “yeah lol”

Edit // If ur seeing this original post by itself, I already posted a fic rec list related to these tropes :)

[ashrayus]

A fun little dogpile of the batbros... a batpile? A birdpile? Just a happy little pile of Robins 🤪

YEAHH!!!!

[r1z3n]

I was visited by a hilarious image:

Tim Drake Wayne being a wet feral cat of teenage human, talking one look at Jason Todd aka Red Hood and being insulted, INSULTED, that Jason was trying to steal his thing.

"Jason, ... Stop screaming it is just me, ... Of course I know where you live and who you are ... Shut up, not the point. Stop trying to steal my thing, I am the Unhinged Competent Robin okay. I worked really hard to set myself apart from you and Dick, and I won't have you out here ruining that."

Jason, starring at this 5' probably 50kg wet child that just broken into his safe house to tell him off in like civilian clothes: ... Did you uninstall your self-preservation?

Tim *who has been ranting this Entire Time*, now angry about other things: I am not A Robot!! Have you been talking to Roy, because I told him last time I have blood, and bones, and they are owned by me.

Aka the Titan Tower doesn't happen because Jason is suddenly part of the team in stopping Tim from doing the teenage vigilante equivalent of clawing the nice furniture and swatting important stuff off the counter while staring down.

[thedrunknextdoor]

titans tower au where when jason reveals himself he lets it slip that he’s been alive for years and tim just gets fucking pissed

Tim: Are you telling me that i became batman’s therapist for NOTHING????

Jason, mid monologue: what

Tim: *rips mask and cape off* DO U KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED TO KEEP THAT MAN FROM SELF-DESTRUCTING??? AND U WERE ALIVE THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME????

Jason: uhm-

Tim: no FUCK U! take robin im going to take a fucking nap