#you think youre helping but youre not. just say shaving doesnt have to be an option if u dont like it rather than making it

[myriadsystem]

Seeing a lot of shaving hate posts lately. Like not even posts thats like 'oh you can shave if you want to! Heres how to safely but theres no pressure to do it if you dont want to societys rules are fake do what makes you happy!'

Its like. Mostly ladies and femininely aligned people expressing what i hope is exaggerated but seemingly genuine sadness and anger at people who do shave, also usually towards other femininely aligned people. Like theyve personally suffered some great and tragic loss because a hot babe chose to shave her own legs for her own reasons and its the worst thing to ever happen to them personally and on a global level.

Idk it makes me angry. I shave my legs. (And my pits and my bits too) I dont do it for the fucken patriarchy i dont do it for the vine i dont do it for some made up beauty standard, i do it because i like the feeling. It feels nice to me to shave as part of my shower routine then get out and cover myself in my favourite moisturiser and then roll around in cozy soft pajamas. Thats one of lifes little luxuries and yall can bet a depressed bitch holds on to the tiniest of luxuries whenever she can. If men didnt exist, if the patriarchy didnt exist and i lived in a world of only lesbian ladies i would still fucken shave! If i lived as the only person on the planet id still shave! Because i do it for myself because i enjoy it!

I understand how harmful forcing women to shave to fit an ever changing and unobtainable beauty standard is. I understand how deeply that experience is trained into girls from a young age and i do have many, many problems with the way society is run and the negative self worth effects it often has on younger people who are just figuring out themselves. But yall please stop with the straight up hate and vitriol for people who do chose to shave their own legs. You yell so hard for bodily autonomy then you chuck a hissy fit when a lady choses for her own body to shave it because its not what you would have done, or you think shes trapped in a beauty bubble of mans making. You cant possibly conceive that an adult woman can make her own choices if those choices are too close to the idea of the patriarchy you hold in your mind.

But thats bullshit. The act of shaving isnt the enemy and the lady who shaves herself and minds her own business isnt either. If shes not giving you disgusted looks at your own body hair or pushing her shaving agenda on you, let her live her fucking life maybe without shaming her for something that makes her feels good.

[bitchimasnake-sss]

nsfw alphabet ft. monkey d. luffy!

set-up: no set up, just a collection of short nsfw drabbles featuring the most himboest himbo in town <;3

warning: nsfw themes (obviously 😭); mdni thankyouu <3

💟aftercare:

look, luffy sleeps in the middle of actual fights. there's no fucking way this man can stay up after y'all are done fucking (esp. if you've gone for a couple of rounds already). it's not too bad, since you get too tired too and he gives the best cuddles when he's passed out. just get used to getting the aftercare in the morning because that's when he checks up on you, get's you both some food (v.v. imp)

💟body part:

his favourite part of you: he is actually infatuated with every aspect of you but holy shit your tits??? he might actually be clinically obsessed with them. whenever you're cuddling, his hand finds your boobs (even if it's just to hold onto them lightly). he doesn't give a fuck about sizes and will 100% go on them for hours (i think it's his oral fixation lmaoo) his favourite part of himself: he loves his arms. other than the fact that they are one of his major weapons in any fights, he can see how you silently stare across his biceps when he's just helping around the deck. you always hold onto his arm when you're out in public too. he also loves when you get so pent up that you end up driving crescent cuts in his arms and shoulders as he fucks you.

💟 cum:

luffy's a nasty, messy man. do what you will with that info. he will cut off an arm and a leg just to finish anywhere on you whether it's inside, on your face or on your chest. just knowing that some essence of him remains on you drives him feral.

💟 dirty secret:

he's probably addicted to your smell. this sounds weird but i def think he's one of those people who steal their girlfriends underwear and then get off of them. like if he goes into the shower right after you and can smell your lingering shampoo and soap then he will fuck his fist as if it's you.

💟experience:

luffy was a complete dumbass in anything sexual but yk he is willing to learn anything that pleases you, so, once you teach him just what he's supposed to do, he will practice it on you till he reaches perfection. be prepared for a fuck lot of practice sessions tho.

💟favourite position:

i think his favourite position is missionary. he's a simple man. you're pretty as fuck and he's obsessed with your tits, what else is he supposed to do? but he's down to try just about anything and everything if you ask him to.

💟goofy:

goofy and luffy sound similar for a reason. im not saying he's giggling and kicking his feet as you go down on him but if something embarrassing happens, he needs atleast five minutes just to laugh it out. he doesnt do it in a mean-spirited way, ofcourse. he's just a silly little dude and that was funny.

💟hair:

on you: he literally doesn't care. it's totally your decision. if you wish to keep it shaved/trimmed, great but if you cannot be bothered, then that's more than fine too. he is more than excited just to have you to himself, he doesn't really care about anything more than that.

on himself: again, he doesn't really care. but incase you say that you wish he kept himself a certain way, then he'd go out of his way to pay heed to your preferences. your wish is his command.

💟intimacy (how romantic is he during it?):

luffy isn't a inherently romantic person. romance and love for him come in the form of small moments and acts of kindness rather than gigantic speeches and gestures. so in the traditional sense, he isn't romantic. but he will always make sure you're comfortable and feeling well. and to him, that is peak romance.

💟jack off:

he has a very very high sex drive and he quickly learnt that you can't exactly keep up with that so, he usually masturbates whenever it gets too much and you're not available. prefers your hands over his tho. so, like, he only does it himself if he absolutely needs to. otherwise, he would beg and whine till you please him.

💟kink:

food play (he loves you, he loves food, whats not clicking??) i think he definitely has a mommy kink (except he wont actually call you mommy. he's just act submissive and let you do whatever.) he loves to do whatever it is to please you when he's in that sub headspace but normally, he can get quite absorbed in the way he's feeling (especially when you're giving him head), so, dont blame him if he goes a teensy bit overboard.

💟location:

literally anywhere or planet earth or even beyond earth for that matter. just give him a surface to fuck you against and he'd handle the rest. in terms of favourite, i definitely think he's just sticking to the bed cause it keeps you comfortable and gives him enough safe, secure place to do whatever.

💟motivation (what gets them going):

anything and everything 😭🤭 his turn ons are so random. like you could be just chilling, talking to some crew member and suddenly he has this blinding urge to fuck you and there's nothing you can do about it.

💟no (things they are completely against):

although he's down with whatever, he won't do the classic stuff like scat, age play (extreme) or anything too disgusting. i think he's also pretty apprehensive about hitting you in bed cause he knows his strength and it feels against his entire moral code to hurt a woman. especially the woman he is in love with.

💟oral (prefer giving/receiving, how skilled are they?):

luffy goes both ways. he loves when you give him oral but he is also physically obsessed with you and will spend hours on end against your aching cunt, so, he likes going by turns. he doesn't even have to fuck you for real, just having his face pressed against your core as you rut on him is enough to make him cum in his pants. but since he's so impatient, i think he just prefers 69ing for the efficiency of it lmao (and also your moans feel so delicious against his weeping cock, please don't stop).

💟risk (how risky are they):

omg risk is the very essence of who luffy is. his risks are not even calculated, he just does shit that feels right to him. so, please do not object when you are exploring abandoned streets in an unknown island with him and he pines you against the wall and whines in that soft voice of his to have you right there and then. it also doesn't help that he doesn't feel embarrassed like ever. so, if you ever get caught he's just gonna laugh it off.

💟stamina:

ooooof, his stamina is insane!! can easily go a couple of rounds without feeling much fatigue. but he gets distracted easily, so fuck him before he gets too hungry to keep going lmao as for how long can he go for? i don't think he can hold off his orgasms for long, so, he cums fairly fast but he can push through it and keep going for a good while.

💟toys:

luffy didn't personally know much about toys till one night the boys got drunk and sanji asked them if any one of them owned a pocket pussy. he might have bought one the next time the landed on shore and well, he isn't afraid to admit that it's a handy little tool. but he doesn't know any more about toys than that. and he only got to know more once you started dating him and told him about it. he's not insecure to use toys during sex because he knows what he brings to the table. but he would pout if you fuck yourself with a toy instead of just asking him to give you some sweet sweet relief, so just dont do that mkay?

💟unfair (how much do they tease):

holy fucking shit this man LIVES to tease you. skimming touches, feathery kisses, endlessly toying with your cunt. he does it all. but do NOT tease him cause he can't stand it so, he would either lose patience and fuck you his way or he will get so overwhelmed that he would start whining and crying, begging you to ease up on him. both are good options tho 👍🏼

💟volume (are they vocal during it):

YES!! luffy is super vocal in bed. you make him feel great and he's not too shy to show it. i mean who tf will judge the would be king of the pirates?? he also adores your moans and whimpers too because all he wants is his pretty girl to feel good, obviously. (also when you tell him how good he's fucking you, that puts him over the edge because i just know he has a praise kink)

💟wild card (random headcanon):

luffy gets fucked out so easily. like literally, even if you have just been making out for like 5 mins then also his shirt will be halfway open, eyelids droopy, lips swollen, cheeks red, the whole sha-bam. so even if you both did nothing more than some pg-13 makeout, the entire crew will think you just fucked his brains out. evidence: 7th of august, 8:53 pm "ew." nami makes a face of disgust, "can you not do it before dinner? you're both nasty doin' it right before you see us." "we didn't do anything!!" you defend yourself before nudging luffy, "right luffy?" but he's in a daze, too blissful to say anything but: "uh yeahhh" ussop is holding sanji by the shirt like a rabid dog when zoro walks in. his eyes are lidden with sleep. he gives you and luffy a look before saying, "don't fuck before dinner, that's nasty." "we didN'T FUCK-"

💟x-ray (whats going on under those pants):

look he's the rubber man??? does it matter??? but no, i think he has a pretty decent size like im thinking 6" but definitely a bit more thinner. he also has a slight curve to it.

💟yearning (how high is there sex drive):

VERY HIGH. very fucking high. he's like an animal in heat or something except its all year long.

💟zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards):

he's passed out before you can say "that was so good" he's asleep and you should sleep too, you can compliment him when he wakes you up in the middle of the night for something or the other. go sleep. seriously. i see you reading smut on your screen. go sleep.

a/n: thinking i might make a sfw list too lol. if i do, ill add the link here! thankyouu to anyone who reads the stuff i write lol, you're the coolest

[chaosisalwayscrying]

NSFW ABC’S

⇥ synopsis : nsfw abcs for chris (my man)

⇥ warnings : smut/suggestive themes

⇥ extra : this is also late but my mom has not left me alone long enough to actually write these on time 😭😭

⇥ masterlist !

⇥ taglist !

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

   hes so good at aftercare!! like he is so so gentle. asks before pulling out and SPRINTS to get a rag to clean you up with, or if youd prefer he turns on the shower and helps you get clean before dressing you

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

   chris loves his hair, he loves how you tug on it as hes eating you out, and he loves the way you play with it when hes draped on your chest

    chris loves your ass and hips. he loves the way your ass jiggles when you walk up the stairs from his room, loves the way it bounces when you ride him, and he loves seeing his handprints on it

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

   never used condoms, youve been on bc since chris suggested starting to have sex. he obviously asked you about condoms multiple times in the middle of sex, scared youd changed your mind and he just forgot (bless his heart)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

   LOVES LOVES LOVES when you blindfold him. loves not knowing whats gonna happen, he also loves how it heightens his other senses

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

   had 2 bodies before you, so he had some experience under his belt, but he still asked you what you were comfortable with

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

   doggy and reverse cowgirl. backshots are his absolute favorite thing ever because he can easily smack your ass and grip your hips hard as hell. he also loves watching your ass bounce as you bounce on him im reverse cowgirl, turns him on so bad

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

   nothing is serious to chris, hes cracking jokes left and right. only sometimes will he let it be more serious

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

   hes shaved not bald. has DEFINITELY let you use wax to make designs in his hair 😭😭

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

   can be romantic but doesnt do it often, hes not very good at it. praises you to the max to make up for it when hes trying to be more serious 😇

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

   he did it a LOT before you got together, but now that youre together he doesnt as much anymore. you do enjoy sending him nudes so he can send you videos of him jerking off in return tho

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

   mommy kink ‼️ he calls you ma outside of the bedroom anyway, but if hes feeling like being a sub hes whining out mommy every other word and LORD ITS HOT

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

   anywhere. if matt and nick are gone, hes a big fan of bending you over the kitchen table. in public he will literally follow you into the dressing rooms and press you up against the mirror

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

   literally anything. if its a serious situation hes not even thinking like that, but accidentally look at him the wrong way and hes hard, squat to get something, hes hard, change in front of him, hes hard. (bless his horny little heart)

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn-offs)

   brat taming, doesnt like the idea of punishing you or having you act a certain way 24/7

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

   this man could happily spend a year of his life buried between your legs. will literally eat you out until youre spent beyond belief. he doesnt mind you sucking his dick but he would much rather have you bouncing on it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

   fast and rough 95% of the time, but he can absolutely be slow and sensual if thats what you want. his pace depends all on you, you say go faster? hes going faster immediately. you say slow down? hes slowing down without a complaint and pressing a kiss to whatever bit of exposed skin he can

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

   LOVES LOVES LOVES QUICKIES. at a party? youre going to the first bathroom he can see without a line. at the mall? dressing room. at a restaurant? bathroom.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

   chris isnt opposed to experimenting, hes down to try most things once, but he does have a list of hard nos.

   however, he will take as many risks as he possibly can that youre ok with

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

   3 or 4, doing so many sports as a kid paid off because he has an insane amount of stamina. can go three rounds without even faltering, sometimes the fourth isnt possible cause he gets tired, but if hes REALLY horny he can go for four

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

   he owns none but you own a dildo and vibrator. he likes using them on you to tease you, and he likes watching them use them on yourself

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

   chris loves to tease but if he can see you arent feeling it he stops without you having to say anything (hes observed all your signs during and not during sex so he can read you like a book)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

   sort of loud. if hes giving you backshots hes grunting and groaning but hes not being quiet about it, and if youre riding him, hes moaning and groaning and whining loud

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

   saw a tiktok about this couple doing a clone-a-willy, and very eagerly asked you if you would what that 😭 (clone-a-willy is this thing where you make a silicone mold of your dick and mail it to the company to make a dildo out of and they send it back)

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

   CHRIS IS THICK. he isnt too long but the thickness makes up for it. definitely needs to stretch you before even thinking about putting his dick in you 😭

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

   9/10, dude is ALWAYS HORNY, but he knows when to be serious and can go from 9/10 to 0/10 real quick

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

   falls asleep so fast, but he would never let himself fall asleep before you were both back in bed and comfortable.

⇥ TAGS !

@sturnioloshacker @rac00ns-are-c00l4 @hertvgirl @cupidzsq @sturnnie @leah-loves-lilies @billkaulitz0630 @sturniolololover @stqrnstars @cicicinquistausa @tylerthecreatorsrealwife

[nogenderbee]

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ 𝕊𝕙𝕪 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 ₊˚ˑ༄

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ anon request: Hihi saw your req were still open so if you dont mind, may i request wrio and thoma with fem reader who is quiet and shy but loves to hug and cling onto them! And sometimes she talks and rants about her interests so much that she doesnt even realise then gets all shy again!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Hello! Yeah! They were at the time you requested!

And helppp somehow I find it so similar yet a bit different from myself- Either way, I enjoyed writing it actually! So hopefully you'll like it as well! ^^

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ fluff

✧ Thoma definitely fell for your shyness but it actually doesn't mean at all he thought of you less when you began to get affectionate! In fact, he found that little break cute~

✧ it felt like he's your trustworthy person and he wasn't even thinking about letting that opinion down

✧ at the early stage of your relationship, when you were still more shy than affectionate, he was really supportive and reassuring! He'd initiate any small affections for you, like holding hands, hugs, etc...

✧ but when he started seeing signs of you opening up like initiating more and more acts and talking about more topics with him... he decided to not mention it as to kot discourage you, but it definitely melted his heart

✧ now, when you start to ramble, he literally stops anything he's doing just to look you on the eyes with that soft smile and nod his head with ocassional "mhm" to let you know he's listening to whatever you have to say to him

✧ same goes for affection actually! If you ask or initiate one, he's not gonna just decline!! So he immidietly returns and drops whatever he's doing if needed. If anything, the hug or so is just gonna be a bit shorter because he doe shave work after all...

"Why won't we go back to it another time? Don't get me wrong, I'm extremely happy you want to get this affectionate with me! But... I do need to clean Kamisato Estate... just give me an hour and I'll be at your disposal, okey?"

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@bleachtheidiot - come get your perfect malewife~

✧ at the beginning, Wriothesley may not be the one who looks soft towards shy people but he actually is a big sweetheart!

✧ the most he's gonna do is wrap an ark around your shoulder or eventually hold your hand, since he doesn't want to force you or make you uncomfortable

✧ but when you start opening up and show more affections, he learns what you are and what you're not comfortable with! So he initiates more acts, just like you!

✧ he's gonna support you no matter what, but when you're opening up slowly, he can't help but push his luck a little bit and drop one small teasing line

✧ if it makes you slow down drastically, he'll note to himself to never do that again tho...

✧ as for rambling... it all depends of the situation he's in right now. If he's busy with something at the moment, hell either listen you with one ear and ask you to repeat it later or he'll just ask you to move this conversation to another time

✧ BUT if he's not busy..!! Then he'll even make you two tea so you can sit enjoy your time as you ramble about anything that's on your mind

"Oh? Getting chatty are we~? No, no, it wasn't supposed to discourage you... I was actually interested in the topic."

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@bleachtheidiot - come get your teddybear duke~

[love4jhene]

nsfw alphabet | chris sturniolo😛

omg this is kinda awk, ive never written smut or anything related to smut but wtv i think off i start writing it, these r my preferences abt chris sturniolos nsfw alphabet 😭

A= after care (what there like after sex😼)

i feel like chris isnt big on after care, cuz ooo girl after he hits his high he can already feel the wave of tiredness come rushing over him, the second his head hits the pillow hes out like a light, but dont worry hell take care of you whenever he wakes up😛

B= body part (there favorite part of your body (his body too)

he guves me the vibes that hes a breast guy, and a thigh guy hed be staring 24/7 cuz there cs smack dap in his face?? his favorite body part of his are his hands, cuz he is able to touch every inch of your body with the palm of his hands👍🏿

C= cum (what does he do with it??)

ik hes a guy that likes to cum on your face, maybe give you backshots??? or js fill u right up!🤠 (only if your on the pill duh) he doesnt like to make a huge mess since it ends up in HIM having to wash the sheets but then again its for pleasure, if you want him to cum on your face nd shit hed do it within the moment you finished saying it😉

D= dirty secret (something that you dont know about until he tells you)

chirs definitely has a mommy kink and enjoys it when you pull on his hair, its not a bad secret but its more of an embarrassing secret. it gets less embarrassing when you do it more often to the point he just wants you do to it when your out in public.

E= experience (how many bodies?)

he has never had proper sex until you, ik he was a lil player😝 but it never got that far it would only be making out, and some grinding ykyk, but yeah nothing like what you guys have done besides one time hes had a actual p in v prodution.

F= favorite position (what position is the go to?)

he LOVESSSS it when you ride him LOVES IT, cuz hes able to see those big melons bounce😏 LMFAO and because hes able to see you struggle bouncing on his cock. if you arent able to then hed be grabbing your hips guiding you!

G= goofy (are they cracking jokes?)

hes definitely the type of guy to make a joke here and there, but not all the time cuz thats kinda awk.. but he’d definitely make jokes about his brothers walking in and blah blah blah

H= hair (do the drapes match the carpets? is that how it goes idfk😭)

imma keep it a buck w you. hes probably not big on trimming cuz hes too lazy or sum LMFAOO but he trys his hardest so you dont get grosses out, and he definitely likes a shaved cooter ykyk cuz he likes when yr able to feel his stuble down there WOAH

i= intamicy (how are they in the moment?)

he knows he wants to me all lovey but he cant help making jokes about your moans heres an example. hed make fun of you for saying “its to big, it wont fit!” then a couple seconds later your asking for more hed mock your moans fs😂.

J= jack off (how often?)

i feel like if he tells you hes horny and you say no hes straight up start jacking his shit while your right next to him, but no he doesnt do it often since he claimd he does wanna seem like a “wild animal” thats a horny 24/7, only when hes on tour and he cant help it

K= kink (what are some kinks, IDK WHAT TO PUT)

he defo has a breeding kink, the thought of him “filling you up” gets him so hard for some reason and hed tell you about it while straight up stuffing you, balls deep bro ik this man thinks about you pregnet with his kids😪

L= location (what places does do you guys do it the most?”)

he doesnt likes taking risk. i said what needed to be said, if his brothers arent home, hed wanna do it on the kitchen counter or the couch, but mainly the bed cuz hes able to knock out like a light as soon as you guys are done

M=???

N= No (whats a turn off?)

ANYTHING to do with piss or body liquids😭 he would walk OUT THE HOUSE if you suggest anything of that sort, also being rough with you where it gets to the point it comes to slapping, choking, js being rlly rough in general.

O= Oral ( uhm idk what to say)

hes big on oral, if he could he would stay in between your legs for hours, days, weeks, years. he loves pleasure his lil princess😛 he also loves when he sees YOU between HIS thighs, him pushing your head down ykyk and most of all he loves it when he covers your face w his cum

P= Pace (how fast? how slow?)

he can change between paces. you want him to go fast? hell go as fast as he can, you want him to go slow? anything for you!

Q= quickie (does he like them?)

he isnt big on them cuz if you guys are gonna have sex he wants it to last, only if its needed and if your lookin supa sexc he cant take his eyes off ya😉😏

R= risk (does he take em?)

hes a risky fella and he likes to break the rules! he wont go to to far tho.

S=??

T= toys

why need toys when you got each other.

u=??

V= Volume (how loud is he)

MANS IS A GROANER AND HE DOESNT CARE, he is loudddd and hell let every one know what yall are doing he does NOT contain himself.

w=??

X=x ray (WHAT R UNDER THOSE PANTSSS)

hes defo big and he knows it, id say rougly like 7.5 soft?? 8.2 hard?? idkk thats what im getting😭

y=??

z=zzz sleep

i alr said it out as soon as he hits the pillow he is OUT but he will take care of u in the morning, he needs his beauty sleep

i hope u guys enojoy this was a pain in the ass to write but its a okay!

[icarus-star]

okay this isnt a request its just a thought.

danny definitely shaves everywhere. he just prefers the feeling of hairless legs, says the bedsheets feel better and he likes the look more. but i also think he shaves *everywhere* so i've been thinking of danny getting frustrated about not being able to see/reach in all the places he wants to shave but he cant stand the feeling of patchy hair, so he would ask you all shy and nervous to help him shave.

and at first you're like, confused because danny doesnt grow much facial hair and when it does, its an established sweet moment that you shave his face for him (which i could write a whole other thing on because i have Thoughts on that) but then he would flush red and stutter trying to explain where he needs help and he'd probably try and give up telling you out of sheer embarrassment but eventually you figure it out.

just thinking about the intimacy and trust and repetitive motion of shaving him down there. also thinking about nuzzling and kissing his balls post shave but that's to be expected.

he would get all whimpery and whiny at the visual of you between his legs paying such close attention to his most sensitive area. the warmth of your hands on his skin so you can grt every where, the puffs of breath when you come in closer to make sure you wont knick him or inspecting if you missed a spot would make him shiver.

doing a feel over the area to see if you missed any hairs and then testing with your tongue "just in case" i want to leave hickies on his hipbones.

i am disgusting and depraved but i am free 😔🦅

KSJSKSKS thats actually pretty cute what 😓

idk what else to say. thank u :3

[villainessxassassin]

Hi! I'm happy your requests are open and i saw You're Ok with angst, so is it possible to request a Riddle x Reader where he's in his overbolt form and says veery bad things to mc (who confessed feelings not long ago) about said confession like "you never were enough" or "how could i like someone like you" BUT AFTER THE OVERBOLT HE DOESNT REMEMBER HE SAID THEM and Trey has to tell him

"The faint feeling of a flower adorned in thorns whenever I look at him."

riddle x reader (angst)

You don't know how happy it makes me to finally write angst again— For you though, I hope your heart aches after reading this, in a good way i mean <3 - kishira

IF THIS FLOPS IMMA CRY CUZ I ACTUALLY ALREADY CRIED WHILE WRITING THIS

Warnings: ooc? Riddle, saying very mean words

A rose covered in thorns was never meant to be held by the naked hand, yet you tried to remove each individual spike, resulting in scars to appear one after another.

Riddle wasn't himself. From tables being flipped over to the garden of roses being diminished to nothing but shaved leaves and broken petals. You knew something had to be done, but you were foolish enough to have presented your feeling so out in the open, thinking this would be the solution.

"Pathetic"

The first thorn emerges

"Is this your way of ridiculing me? Am I to find what you said humorous?" Despite his words he lets out a high pitched laugh.

It grates your ears and accompanied by the mocking smile he sent your way, it made your heart clench, but it wasn't the same feeling that was accompanied by butterflies in your stomach. This... this one hurt.

"What makes you think I would even want to reciprocate, let alone want to accept your confession? Why don't you save it for someone that would actually want to be around your bothersome self— and I couldn't give a care in the world about what trifling feelings you have instore."

Bothersome. Was this how Riddle viewed you all this time? You couldn't help but look back on the times you spent together, to the days you'd spent hours at the library as he'd help you with an upcoming test, or the times when you'd meet up at the rose garden to snack on sweets.

"You were a thorn at my side, or rather a pesky weed in my rose garden." He picked up a rose that was incomplete of being colored fully red, as white still poked at the bottom of the petals. "A temporary thing that in the end was made to be disposed of", he said altogether while crushing the rose in the palm of his hand, disintegrating it in the process. He didn't hold back on his words, venom coating each insult that was thrown at you. You winced as your vision started to blur.

"You were never enough"

"How could I ever begin to like someone like you"

this was too much for your poor heart to take.

And yet you listened, hoping that he'd change his mind and take back what he said, but never once did he look apologetic. Those eyes that were devoided by the care and love you once knew, only staring back at you like the dark abyss, and before you knew it the atmosphere had completely changed.

Time seemed to pass without your knowledge as the sky reverted back to its regular blue color and the air wasn't suffocating to inhale anymore. Students and close friends quickly surrounded the heartslabyul dorm head, worrying for his wellbeing as he slowly regained his consciousness.

Trey and the others were just about to go check on you but you've already been long gone from the scene. You weren't able to see what happened next, yet you couldn't bring yourself to care for the time being as you were slowly retreating back to your own dorm. Who could blame you? with a rejection paired with unkind words towards your person— how could you even begin to care about that person?

*.✧

After Riddle fully recovered from the overblot incident and went back to his regular classes he couldn't help but feel like something was missing.

To be more specific, this something was a someone, and to be even more specific- ah, that's right, where are you? Y/n, you being nowhere in his line of sight seemed off to him. There are times when he'd give quick glances your way to take a peek at your lovely face, masking it with the excuse of making sure you were paying attention to the teacher, but today he comes face to face with your empty seat.

He would have let this slide for the time being if it wasn't for the fact that your bag was present in the classroom, and the class has been going on for quite some time now, so wherever it was that you were, you should have made it back by now.

This was the last subject of the day so after class got dismissed he waited in the classroom since he's got some time left to spare before his housewarden duties await him. It almost took about an hour before he could hear the very faint tiptoed footsteps from outside the classroom.

You'd made the decision of avoiding Riddle for a little while until he got the message that you didn't want to talk or even be near him, so why was he right there in an empty classroom when class was already over? None of your concern, most certainly. Good for him he's finally healed and ready to prance over flower fields and attend tea parties again with a smile on his face, but you are not. So with a quick frown plastered across your face you made a quick beeline towards your bag.

Given you didn't glance once Riddle's way he thought you weren't aware of his presence, so he decided to break the silence.

"Greetings to you as well. Excusing your lack of awareness for your surroundings I-" his half joking sentence was caught off by the sound of you rummaging through your bag, seeming to not care that he was present in the room with you. It seems you were in a hurry, but shouldn't he still get a welcome back for the many days you guys haven't seen each other? He didn't mean to assume or anything, but the reaction he'd expected from you when you saw him was one where you'd leap in to his personal space and ask if he was okay or if he was still hurt, and surely not this.

It's when you fully turned around that Riddle decided to reach out to you. "Hey", no response. His irritation was starting to become more visible with each passing second you weren't paying attention to him.

"When someone's talking it's only common sense you listen to what they have to say, so why-", when he finally reached you he was shocked with how quickly you shrugged off the hand he had placed on top of your shoulder, and in response he flinches. Why were you acting this way?

"And when someone's trying to ignore you, it's also only common sense you leave them be." a glare is accompanied by your statement. The fact that he didn't even begin with an apology about the hurtful things he said was proof that he really didn't give a damn about you.

You added hardening the glare you already had on and tears of frustration threatening to fall, "If you're not going to apologize for the awful and hurtful words you said that day, I don't see a need to continue this conversation any further."

Despite Riddle's unknown confusion to what you just said, he made sure his words came out straight and clear. Yes, he couldn't remember what he said or even a whole of what happened during his time that he overblotted, but a few of his close friends and classmates approached him recently just fine, so he took in what you said as just exaggeration.

His pride was another thorn added.

"I clearly wasn't in my right state of mind, You would've known this if you read on more about overblots, and what's more is that you're being childish! What I said couldn't have possibly left such a negative mark for you to act this way." This wasn't a fight, yet he still couldn't loose, he wasn't raised that way. He was assertive, and quick to harden his resolve that he was always in the right. Perhaps if he knew then maybe there was still time.

But as we all know, time waited for no one

He was insulting you all over again, even now. Childish? And were your feelings that insignificant that he'd pass them on like a small scratch that would soon be forgotten? Your final breaking point has been reached.

"Just shut up! shut it! I can't handle this anymore..."

You collapsed to the floor crying, screaming with every word till your voice started to crack. Riddle was stunned, scared by your sudden breakdown. Starting to regret how mean and inconsiderate his words came out. He went up to comfort you, but you flinched at his touch, inching away ever so slowly as only anger and sadness was all he could see swirling in your eyes. He couldn't move, your words still trying to register in his head as at the same time you decided you just need to get away from all this, from him.

After you had run off faster than the sound of ace and deuce causing a ruckus in nrc could be heard, Riddle stayed there stunned for an extra more amount of seconds before he himself quickly began to run in the directions of heartslabyul dorm. He couldn't care less if he was breaking more than a few rules right of this moment. HECK, he could care less about ANY rules because right now what he needed were answers.

It was clear how you had no intentions of hearing him out, so instead of chasing after a problem he wouldn't have had a proper response to, he decided to search for a different answer. Unfortunately, those answers have been received far too late, after hearing everything he needed to know from Trey, he already knew how much he's messed up.

Perhaps if he wasn't so insistent that he'd keep quiet about his feelings, maybe if he'd opened up to you more, maybe if he wasn't so prideful, maybe if he'd confessed how he felt to you first, it wouldn't have manifested into something his overblot form would have taken out so negatively on you. Maybe you both would have still had a chance.

He'll keep trying for days, weeks even, but there are times where something broken can't always be fixed, or perhaps you chose not to be mended, scared to be broken all over again.

You freed yourself from the wounding flower, scars from the thorns still linger, a feeling you'll never be able to forget whenever you look at him.

____

Gwen: Dayumn this is the first time where I didn’t indulge Kishira with Angst scenarios.

Request open!(until August 20 only!)

[seawardboundsammy]

what about 1, 3, 7, and 11 (and H for fun if you want to) for rory?

What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?

ok here's the thing. if theyre waiting for something to happen, they can sit dead still for hours at a time with not a twitch. if they don't have a goal to go for? bro they are on the WALLS. theyre like if you dont give a working dog a job, they will start tearing your couch cushions to shreds

3. How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)

they focus on their plans and their drive and then clear their mind. straight up just nothing in there. back in their sidestep days they used to run their hands over a few of their lucky charms and say a little something before they went to bed, not that it did them any good in the long run.

7. What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

ortega, horseshoes, the feeling of their hair on the back of their neck. they avoid ortega and horseshoes, and they shave their head nearly once a week.

11. How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?

they dont get confused about much these days cause they dont care about anything other than their goal and if they dont understand something they do not give a shit as long as it doesnt get in their way. sidestep era they would go to ortega and ask him to help them out. they loved him so dearly.

and then

H. What trait do you admire most?

um. theyre so bad what is there to admire? honestly probably their ability to get shit down, would be nice to be that driven, but unfortunately they just hurt and kill people

[sinning-23]

How're They in Bed?

arcane headcannons to quench my thirst :) enjoy hoes

Silco

-He’s pretty good

-8 inches, curves to the left

-very well groomed

-fucks like a god (only from previous experience that minx lol) 

-expect rough yet slow strokes

-he is definitely a switch but preference to top

-i feel hes the type to be more of a dominant lover and want to have control. 

-call him sir, it just does t for him

-has a thing for knives and shibari

-likes to bite or be bitten(he cant explain it that feral mf)

-will consider bottoming but has to lay down very strong, non-negotiable groudn rules 

-very whiny and gasoy when he bottoms

-”O-Oh! Fukc, dont blow- OH!”

-falls asleep about half an hour after. 

-not the best at aftercare but will try his best

-overallscore 9.5/10

Sevika

-of course she knows how ot fuck after how much time she spends at that damn brothel….

-she is skilled with her fingers, tongue, and the strap

-FREAKY ASF

-i mean sevika is downright nasty!

- will spit in your mouth

-Loves pillow princesses she wants to make sure she’s putting in good work. 

-will try her damndest to get you to squirt (shes filthy i tell you)

-”Keep theses fucking legs spread.”

-Knows your clit ant handke anymore but doesnt care. She wants to rip as many orgasms from you as possible

-shes on the cream team

-doesnt shave, doesnt feel the need to since shes usually the one giving that receiving. 

-expects to have that metal arm all over you (and in you)

-her strap is black and has plenty ridges along it

-7 inches

-will have you suck it for her, she loves that shit

-overallscore 8.5/10 

Vander

-stfu coke can cock because i said so….

-long, strong, and here to bring the friction on (pls shoot me lmao mad unnecessary mc hamer lyric)

-Super veiny

-leaks hella

“Can my pretty pet fit all this in their mouth? Yeah? Show me”

-fucks in the mirror

“Look at how pretty you are, watch me fuck into you, feel me stretching you out”

Will coach you through it. And fuck is it hot

-has a thing for gags. Had one custom made for you speakingof which

-holds your hand when you cum

“Thats it, look at that face, so so so pretty. Wanna let me fuck this hole of youse just one more time?”

Wonderful at aftercare. Knows he can be a bit much in the package department so is always sire to help you out after.

-Overall score 10/10

Vi

Pretty good in bed ngl.

Shes cocky tho

Will show off her tats

Switch, and is happy with a either one

Please eat her out, she’ll beg so pretty she just wants to feel your mouth

“Oh god yes, yes, yes, please!”

-will squirt if you get her worked up enough

-She bites and bites hard. I feel like she also likes to leave lot of hickeys

-I feel likes shes got very pretty boobs.Like theyre perfect and always perky.

-slurps when she eats

-She likes to pull hair more times than not

-Is a bit clumsy(fell off the bed once)

-for th love of god bite her lip when you kiss her

-overall score 8/10

Viktor

-Oh lord 

-i wont say he has no skill whatsoever, but its pretty limited.

-hen doesnt get intimate with very many an thinks the whole thing is very special

-He usually is the one reciving since his leg makes it a bit difficult to more and be as active as hed like with his partner

-nine times out of ten he’ll either have his partner ride or oral

-Is VERY good at coaching his partner 

-”Yes, thats it, does that feel good? Perhaps i should curl my fingers upwards just.. Like…this-”

-very good with aftercare. Will bring you water and a warm towel.

-likes having his hair pulled

-is very sensitive i think, like just kissing th etip is enough to send him into a frenzy. 

-overall score 9/10

Jayce

Oh jesus CHRISt

-bratty

-service top

-likes begging called “good boy”

-Has a thing gor shibari and blindfolds

-peg him, hes been waiting for this lmao

-Whiny when he moans but can get very growly/groan when hes close

-likes to be choked and bitten (Lil freakaleak)

-im not saying he has an authority kink….but i am saying that if a ‘yes sir/ma’am’ slips out dont hold it against him

-kinda really shitty at aftercar…welll its usually him that is at the reciving end ofthe aftercare but still!

-will fall asleep almost immediately after

-hes a pillow prince lmao

-overall score 7.5/10

Marcus

-bet you didntthink id write for this fucker lmao

-him an dhis stupis, shitty, sexy sideburns >:(

-marcus doesnt have secks…he fuck and fucks hard

-i feel likes hes the type to hatefuck and just be so filthy about it

-“Oh i bet you like that dont you slut? Like the way this cok feels inside you?”

-strangly enough is packing. I mena id have a bitchy attitude and act like i was the shit 24/7 if i has a monster cock too lmao

-fucks faces and loveeeesss wathcing his s/o choke on it

-’c’mon prince/princess i know you can take”

-Pulls hair, smacks ass,degrades like no other-

-aftercare sucks

-hes the type to blow his load and hit the road and then demand you fuck him again when you see eachother 

-overstim 100%

-wil spit in your mouth, smirk, and make you swallow

-”look at you, being so obedient for me”

-overall score 9.5/10

[juni-ravenhall]

"we dont need all these micro labels for sexuality or gender" yeah, in the same way we dont need the terms "strawberry blond". you could just say blond. or light haired. do we need the word blond at all? you dont need the words "2XL" or "XXS". you could just say really big and really small. do we need the word teal? isnt that just blue or green? or blue-green?

do we need the word bitter? i pretty much just call everything bitter "gross". i dont really use the word bitter much. its not really relevant to me. i never eat bitter things unless i have to. i dont think people are stupid for using the word bitter or that it has no use, though. and its useful to me if someone asks why i dont like other tea than herbal tea and grain tea. it makes it easy to explain the pinpointed reason rather than just saying "gross" or "i dont like it", because then they tell me to add sugar or milk, which doesnt help. being able to say i like herbal tea and i dont like bitter tea is convenient. and really, doesnt seem like a big deal. the term bitter doesnt seem like something anyone would argue. (they will argue to try to get me to try other tea though. gimme a break bitter lovers. i hate coffee too. i hate alcohol too. i prefer plain water a billion times to these things. deal with it. people are different.)

its convenient to be able to pinpoint something close in my clothing size, so having terms like 2XL makes it easier for me to buy clothes. it also helps that those terms have some semi-standardised measurements, some definitions. it gets interpreted differently here and there though. sometimes a 2XL shirt is a bit bigger and sometimes a bit smaller. there are terms like "oversized" or "slim fit" and all kinds of things youre supposed to learn just to be able to buy clothes that fit, even though it seems like a dumb system to me.

im sure its convenient for some people to be able to pinpoint a term for their exact hair colour, its not for me, i dont care what exact tone of dark brown hair i have, but maybe it would be fun to know... just to know the term. not because i need it to survive, but because it might be fun. outside of colour, i could learn more things about my hair too, like if i should actually wash or dry it differently because the strands are fine. or which clothes look good with my hair. it doesnt matter much to me because i often just shave it all off, and im ugly in society's eyes anyway because im 2XL-3XL, so why bother thinking about all that?

however, for a hairdresser, stylist, or model, maybe knowing terms like strawberry blond is really important. maybe knowing the exact hair type and tone and stuff is really helpful to some people in some circumstances. and maybe people who like alcohol think its important to be able to say things like "dry" or "fruity" about their preferences, about things they experience with their senses, about things they think about, about things that matter in their life. maybe having a name for teal matters if thats your favourite colour that makes your face light up when you see it. idk. all these things just dont seem like things anyone would argue about. that you dont need to say hex colour #008080, you could just say blue-green, why do we need all these numbers and words? isnt it unnecessary and stupid and self-obsessed to need to describe how this stupid drink tastes to you? why should i care what you think wine tastes like? who are you? it tastes gross, and nobody needs to ever say anything else about it. people shouldnt be drinking that stuff anyway, its not good for you. it fucks me up that water is being used to produce alcohol while other people are dying from lack of clean water by the way. but you know, be mad about queer terminology while books are being banned, that surely is consistent with other words you get upset about that other people use in other circumstances than queerness.

[tonberry-yoda]

Can I request pony from mha with I L O V E H E R (the secret is pretty obvious and skip the second E)

oh my goodness of course! pony is such a cutie! i never see writing for her, so i hope you enjoy @idkwhattonamethis7401!!!

Fluff Alphabet with Pony (I L O V E H E R)

Pairing - Pony x reader

Warnings - none!

Notes - (image below is not mine) thanks again! i think this is super cute and i hope you do too! have a great day! <3

And don’t forget REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!! So, if you want to request any writing, don’t hesitate to ask. Please read my pinned post before requesting though. Have a good day/night and please stay hydrated!! <333

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

i feel like both of you changed in some way

pony became more open because of you

not like she was super reserved before, but you helped her be more comfortable with being an exchange student

i feel like you are each other's inspiration for becoming heroes and your goal is to protect each other, it's super sweet really

you two were both kind of scared to try new things before you met each other, but after, you guys will literally try anything together

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

she would come up a little shy and in a little voice say "i... uh... i have a crush on you"

you would ask her to repeat herself and her face would go bright red before blurting it out at you quickly covering her mouth and running away

she would avoid you for a while until you come up and explain to her that you like her too

she would be a little awkward and embarrassed for a while, but is happy nonetheless

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

she is SWOONING for you

she loves you so much

she will randomly run up and press big kisses on both of your cheeks before pressing one to your lips and going back to what she was doing

it is literally so obvious for everyone

like everyone knew she had a crush on you before she actually confessed to you

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

this relationship means the world to her

it was hard for her to be all alone as an exchange student, so when you stepped into her life, everything changed

she is very thankful to you and would do anything for you

she wants to be your hero and would do anything to achieve that

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

depends on the day

sometimes she gets a little shy doing something normal like ordering food, but when she is in the zone for hero work she would do anything for you

she is a strong girl and she is not afraid to show that

it's also dependent on the day for you

other than that, you two are pretty equal

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

she may have like one or two that not even i would know of, but those are for another day

other than that though, i dont think she would hide a lot

even if she's fighting she would just giggle and talk about how sweaty she is or how she hasnt shaved in weeks

she doesnt mind being open and who she is in front of you

i mean, how else is the relationship going to work if she has to hide who she is???

she wont actively hide anything from you, she just might have a few things she hasnt told you yet that just havent been brought up

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

so romantic omg

but i dont think she would like cliche stuff

she would take you to america to see a rodeo or something, no regular dates around here

you would always be doing something fun and creative like bowling or milkshake making or something

she wants to make you happy so she would ask you what you want to do, but other than that, she loves planning dates and surprising you

she just loves the look on your face when she surprises you

she would just love kissing you everywhere too

super romantic in her own way

[0ystercatcher]

Where does one draw the line tho? Cause one could also keep "but i Want to shave! Wear makeup! I want to watch porn! I want to do the niqab!! My choice!". Feminists will always keep going in circles with this. At this point men should keep laughing

ok heres the thing tho they are just choices. i dont really care very much if an individual woman can and does choose to shave or wear makeup or a niqab. we can endlessly argue abt the historical social implications of doing it but at the end of the day, i dont super dont care if a woman can and does choose to use them as long as we understand and agree these things did not just happen naturally bc this then forms the base for feminist conciousness raising etc. women will make the choices they think are correct for them wrt to this, and i dont think the choice will Always be going without makeup or shaving or wearing headcovers.

making the choice isnt anything by itself, its not more or less feminist bc feminism is a political movement and its abt what actions you take to achieve womens liberation. an informed choice is better than none imho, and having the choice in the first place is the precisely the important part here. in the case of makeup shaving etc this means wholly removing the social and economic system that more or less forces these products on us bc 1. its very profitable and 2. it all stems from the idea that women r just decorative objects for men. in the case of the niqab, it means undoing the insane levels of oppression that force women into it that basically stem from the idea that women are a mans property and nothing else. these r not as easy as just, not doing it, although sure they can be powerful symbols.

sex is kinda similar except sex isnt a product. simply having regular consensual sex isnt partaking in the sex industry. its just a nice way to bond and be intimate w someone youre attracted to. no ones really directly profitting of regular (ie non sex trade) sex and sex itself was never designed to keep women subservient or pretty or w/e like the other industries and social practices u mentioned.

it can, and it has been used for that, i mean sex can be used to terrotize women, but its not Inherently this artificial force to keep women down.

i dont thnk "women should simply choose to not have sex with men" is ever valuable advice tho. giving women the chance and the tools to have, or not have, sex in their own terms - to make that choice - is 100000x more important to me than to give shitty advice that i know wont really help anyway. my concerns w this lie more on making sure women are informed and able to obtain and use contraceptives that dont damage our bodies and safe abortions, to be truly able to never have to touch a man if they dont want to or to simply be able to safely say no to one we dont like. and on a more base level, to be able to undo pornrot and understand that we dont have to debase ourselves during sex to find pleasure, we dont need to perform during sex to be Good for men, we dont have to center sex around men At all. "just dont have sex, its dangerous" doesnt really. get that thru. making sure women are informed and have the tools to make the choice on their own does tho.

and lmao look i want good sex!! i want all women who desire sex to be able to have good safe sex with the people they want to lol. if anything, sexual pleasure has been held away from women for so long id never want to take that away again.

pd: i dont give a shit if men laugh or whatever, i dont care what they think or have to say. this isnt abt them. theyll get their comeuppance for all this eventually anyway.

[springsheep]

In The Name Of The Brother Pt. 3

Ep 23 -> a female student is killed,

GX: if I killed his classmate would Xiao Kai forgive me?

Xiao Kai is threatened.

SZW: yes I could've killed GX many times... Our enemy is the Japs...

Go to Dacheng soap shop to apprehend the bad guys. SZW planned it all, fabricated evidence... Set a trap, hopefully Asano diago can reveal a flaw...

GX in a sparkling blue cheongsam (so pretty). Dancing and drinking.

GX: 世界就是这样。结肠（your class）决定明月。

GX is upset SZW ask her to help Xie Yue transfer. GX in a pink bathrobe, hair braided.

GK: what if the Japs fail?

GX doesn't reply.

Ep 24 -> GX talks with Xie Yue.

GX: I hate your eyes, pretending to be ignorant and clueless. Making men want to protect you.

Xie Yue (to Guan Kai): Your sister is not a good person, but she is definitely a good sister.

SZW is upset at GX, giving her the cold shoulder? Nvm.

GX chokes SZW,

GX: are you that ambitious?

SZW: I'm just saying what I know you're thinking.

Asano wants SZW to enter Dongning Fortress as Li Cuilang

Asano (to GX): there is no such thing as unreserved loyalty... What about your loyalty to the empire? Qing empire?

Gx smiles.

Fuck... SZW finds out about Unit 731.... Oh god...

Ep 25 -> shootout in the plane, SZW's identity is discovered by the jap calligraphy guy.

The plane crash, SZW: we are all worthless.

GX is angry about SZW's death.

Asano: have you thought about who is he new unit intelligence officer?

GX: are you in such a hurry?!

She's maddddd

Pan Yue: 人算不如天算

SZWu hears about his bros death. Doesn't believe it. SZWu's oath to the communist party.

Guan Kai is crying about SZW's death, GX is angry.

GX: he was nothing but a tool. 工具而已

GK: he saved our lives twice!

GX: 生死有命。那这证明我不该死！

SZWu blows up a munitions place.

GX: Life's short, don't be swayed by emotions. Or you'll be controlled--

GX and GK fight.

GX struggles not to cry.

Hu Bin is trying to rpe GX. Fucker.

GX points a gun at herself.

GX: 等我死了你再碰我。

GX: I knew you would try his someday, I'm not stupid.

GX: 我跟你说过多少遍。

在我这没有 结痂（shortcut）

没本事一部冬天，你就给我老老实实地爬。

GX is so nonchalant after, as if she's unaffected. She is upset.

GX doesnt want to let go of the gun.

SZW comes back alive, GX acts nonchalant but she went to the bathroom and cried. She's crying a lot.

GX: sorry I didn't visit you in the hospital.

SZW: doctor said you visited me twice, while I was sleeping.

Ep 26 -> GX talks with Xie Yue.

GX's cigarette. GX in a phone booth.

Ew Xie Yue hugging SZW from behind.

GX in the interrogation room, torturing someone.

GX: 相信我，人会变得。

Shit, the communist exposed SZW, and SZW is found out (the morphine needle!!!). Fuckkkk

SZW is beaten up.... Nvm, it's just an act arghhhgggg

The secret service has a meeting to catch the communists. SZWu is going to meet the liaison.... SZW managed to warn SZWu, and SZWu shoots his gun in warning. Chaos everywhere. Guan Xue is angry.

Ep 27 -> GX drenched in the rain, holding a Gun,

SZWu is captured by Japs, SZW is broken-hearted and angry....

SZWu is taken to a concentration camp of sorts? And stripped and shaved and

!has his pic taken!!!

The Japs: anyone who comes in here is a maruta (log). (731!!!!)

Shit... SZWu is in a 731 camp... He meets tian xiaojiang... A jap painter is looking at body parts and painting it.. lots of body parts in jars... Oh god...

GX is angry at the Japs cuz she has to do the dorty work but has no idea what it's for.

GX: I want to curse them.

Uncle Ji: 时候没到。该怎么这？

GX： 奥。 （Endure it）

GX: I want to change my gun. 想换！ It's jammed...

A jap girl, Junko, begs her father to save her classmate (who was captured along with SZWu). Her father says he is a maruta, a log, and will never get out.

SZW and Xie Yue and guan Kai follow Junko to a bus, the jap painter(?) is there?!?!! Bitchhhh but he's hot damn it

SZW follows the painter and observes him, and talks about his painting (reeks of death).

[v1x3n]

ᝰ.ᐟ✮⋆˙ - NSFW ALPHABET // GHOST

simon 'ghost' riley x reader ⸝⸝ navigation ୨୧ tags : fluff, smut

୨୧ 𝘴𝘺𝘯𝘰𝘱𝘴𝘪𝘴 : nsfw alphabet for simon riley!!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he loves aftercare, its one of his favorite things about sex. he loves the sex smelled filled room with both your sweaty bodies connected with eachother. he cuddles with you, on the nearest comfortable, plush place : normally either the bed or the couch. he mutters soft praise whilst kissing your bare body! he loves the soppy moments after where its nothing but you two and hot, breathless kisses!

B = Body part (their favourite body part of their partner’s)

i dont think simon would have any part of you he favourites, yeah sure he loves your waist or your thighs. but he wouldnt say he prefers them over another part of you. he loves all of you differently. but if he had to pick? like answer or die? he would pick your waist/ lower stomach, he loves picking you up from your waist and just dropping you (carefully) down. youre so small compared to him and loves just man handling you!! he also likes it when youre on your period and your lower stomach kills, your cramps harming you and he uses his big warm hands as a hot water bottle!!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he would cum on your tits most of the time, barley ever inside of you unless you have some sort of protection. he loves to see your perky nipples covers in his cum, hot sticky cum plastered all over the bite marks he leaves all over your tits!!

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

hes a switch, he loves when you take dominance but you know how far to go and what to not do. he would only let you top after a while of dating because of trust issues and trauma. but eventually you two chat and the first time be came so much the bedsheets were covered

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he doesnt fuck loads but hes not a virgin. hes had sex before he met you, but he would only shag unless he trusted them. he wouldnt really do hookups, he would do relationship. trusting relationships. he does know what to do and how he just likes easing up into it though.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

doesnt mind anything really aslong as the two lf you are comfortable. but he likes when you ride him a little more than all the rest, he loves gripping onto your waist to help you and guide your movements and he almost orgasms when he sees your sweaty face trying your hardest to fit his cock all in you. seeing the small bump on your lower stomach from where his dick is finally makes him shoot a load into you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

depends on how hes feeling, he likes silly sex where you two are both laughing and soft deep breathes when he pushes inside of you. he makes cute little jokes that make you clench at how cute hes being and he knows how much you like it. yet he also likes when all he does is focus of getting you two to cum, especially after not cumming for a while or being apart for a bit.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they?)

hes one hairy ass motherfucker. he doesn't shave, he doesnt see a reason too. you dont really care so he doesnt either.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

will touch you everywhere, constantly all over you. touching your tits and rubbing your arse, you feel up his arms and his strong muscles. touching is the most important thing he thinks. he loves intimacy with you and you only.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

slow and steady wins the race. he jacks off normally to a thought of you or sometimes to a picture if hes really horny. hes quiet but sometimes if hes neglected that much he will whimper softly. small silent whimpers that only you will ever hear

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

praise, he likes when you praise him and he likes praising you. he loves the way your eyes light up when he tells you youre a good girl, he loves the way you mutter how well hes doing when kissing him.

restraints / bondage, but only of you. he likes the control and knowing whats happening, he loves seeing you squirm whilst youre tied up and he loves when you ask for it aswell. if you dont he feels weird like hes forcing you into something, but when you ask he instantly gets hard.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

bed, he likes the comfort and how you two can just collapse onto eachother and hug. he will throw you, gently, onto the bed whilst laughing, mutter quiet dirty talk into your ear and you two will have a perfect night together!!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

seeing you with his clothes on turns his grinds. he loves seeing you take care of him and he lovesss seeing you after a shower. all wet with dripping hair, your smell filling his nose and your soft skin!! boner constantly!!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he doesnt really like cnc, after everythings hes been through he just wouldnt. it would remind him too much of the past. if you say stop or the safe word - he is off of you instantly and comforts you. even if you didnt mean to say stop, if its just a spur of the moment thing like you feel so fucking good and your just going to have orgasms after orgasms, so you say stop. he is off. he is checking on you and pulling out. he doesnt like feeling like hes forced you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

preferably both, he likes 69 and he likes feeling your clit on his tongue and he likes your mouth around his cock. so why not both at the same time? with his tongue - hes a fucking legend, he'll flick so quick at your clit making you cum all over his face!!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he likes to mix it up, honestly he could just cum as soon as he drags his dick into your sweet cunt but he will do it how ever you wanna <3

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

if you have somewhere to be and fast and you two just wanna then he will ofc but he prefers the slow and sensual sex than rushed.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

not with pregnancy, unless you two are sure and you two wanna have a baby than he will make sure to wear protection or if youre on the pill. just any protection. he wouldnt be open to threesomes, he likes you all to himself. you are his, not someone elses. he is okay with different kinks, trying out new stuff. unless its weird - obviously.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

normally around 2-3 rounds, he would go for ages until you cum at least twice. until you want enough really. obviously with his build and his stamina, he knows how to go for multiple times and without getting exhausted.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

prefers you over toys, if you arent there he wouldnt use toys. maybe a flesh light at most, but he would use his hands or fingers more. he would use them on you, vibrators are his favourite to use on you. he loves seeing you squirm as he holds you down with the vibrator pressed onto your clit, maybe tied up in the process. but yes he will use them on you!!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

50/50, he would love to tease you but couldnt for ages due to how horny he is. he cant see you with your fluttering eyelashes while you moan out whilst pleading. begging him to touch you just sends blood rush down to his cock. he would for a bit but wouldnt for hours. maybe just a little before he fucks you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

small whimpers if hes feeling needy, like ive said before. he groans softly while fucking deep inside of you, he would grunt when you do something he likes. like a 'fuck, yes' grunt!!

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

isnt overally jealous, yeah he would get angry if someone tries to get with his girl but he wouldnt shag you infront of them or beat them up. he would just swiftly grab you and walk away with you, wrapping his arm around your waist. but if you have a guy friend or a guy best friend? he wouldnt care, he trusts you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

girthy, 6 inches, big vein on the left side and hes a grower!! almost 7 inches when hard.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

around the middle, he gets it on at night not much in the morning though. he can go for ages but he wouldnt constantly. he would rather have a little comforting hug then constant sex. just being close to you does it for him. he would whenever you wanna.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

almost instantly. hes one tired guy, he never really gets sleep so with you he can. he would get all comfortable next to you and kiss your forehead,

"come sleep now baby, yeah?" he mumbles whilst waiting for you to sleep, after youre sleeping then he will. first he needs to check youre okay and nothing can ever hurt you.

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DCOTR WHO EPSIODE 17 FROM SEASON 10 DOCTOR T=TEN LEAKED (leaked??) "THE HAMMURABBIT CODE"

"well here we are tootdle pip girlie"

"ancient mesopotamia my jolly ass always did want to come here i do say mate"

"well run along now. go see the hammurabit code."

"BLIMEY HELL ITS ALIENS!!! THE HAMMURABI CODE ITS ALIENS!!!"

"ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ALINES!!??!??!?!?!?"

"DOCTOR HELP, HE'S FLATLINING"

"I'm not the kind of doctor *lipbites*" "DOCTOR MY SON"

"wHAT KIND OF A DOCTOR ARE YOU"

*laser cannon blast off*

"I'm teh Doctor, baby *some french bullshit*" *farts out the window and sews it shut with a lazer*

"Fucking can't forget about ROSE" "DON'T YA LOVE MEH. I'M SUCH A FOOL TO THINK YOU'D NOTICE ME HORTON"

*eats a shank of lamb*

FUCK HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE FIFTEN MORE DALEKS. ITS LIKE ITS THE LSAT FIFTEEN ON EARTH ALIVE IN THIS EPISODE ISNT THAT CRAZY.

"SEND HELP. RUN AWAY SHAMALA, NEVER COME BACK. JUST RUN. DON'T COME BACK FOR ME. THIS IS MY RESPONSIVILIRY NOW. I'M THE LAST OF THE TIME LORDS *DOESNT CRY* I'M REALLY THE LAST ONE OKAY"

"Does it hurt being lonely out there. you dont have to be alone you know" "JUST GO" *PUSHES U OUT OF THE WAY INTO THE BOX*

"DOESNT ENTER THE BOX!!!!!"

"NO NO N ON OOOOO!!! I HAVE TO GO BACK FOR HIM. I HAVE TO SHAVE THEM ALL. MUM MUM MUM YOU HAVE TO LET ME GO. I LOVE YOU BUT HES SO COOL HES SO MUCH COOLER ITS NOT FAIR!!!!! MEOW *starts shrinking*"

"obsessively rips her hair out"

"THATS RIGHT. JUTS YOU AND ME NOW. WE GONNA DULE OR WHAT."

"I WILL EXERMINATE YOU SILLY ASS. BLAST BLAST BLAST."

"AND he Died oh no!!!!!!!!"

"and she comes back in but she sees hes not there and his coat is still spininng on the floor and so are his gay ass littel reading glasses" "FUUUUUUUUUUCK *BECOMES JUST SO ANGRY AND REVEALES HER SECRET PLAN she figured out just in time to blast them alll using a n old microwave with plotrelevant ham made by her father inside*" "WE AR EEXPLODING. WE ARREE EXPLODING!!!!! AAAAAAA. WE ARE DEFININTELY THE LAST FIFTEN IN EXISTENCE. BUT ONE OF US IS CATCHING A CAB OUT OF HERE!!!!! AAAAA"

"I did it. we did it. oh god. oh no. DOCTAAAAAAHHHHHH*GRABS HIS STUPID COAT OFF THE GROUND* HE'S GONE. HE DID IT. BUT HES GONE. OH GOD OH FUCKING ELL. GOD FUCK OUUUU NOOO.

BUT HE COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD. "LOOK I'M HERE I'M ALIVE ACTUALLY *from across the room*"

'DOCTOR YORE ALIVE!?!?!?!?! BUT HOWWWWW YOU DIED I SAW YOU IUT WAS ALL FUCKING OVER!!!!!"

"Well you see i turned myself into this gay little pair of glasses at the last second. concentrated all my physical matter into a spinning gay little pair of glasses. and now i can never have children but it is the price i was willing to pay" OH DCOTA YOUR ALIVEEEEEE

"JOLLY GOOD BACK IN THE BOX WE GO *MOTHER IS SOBBIBG NOBODY CARES*"

"JOLLY GOOD"

"TOOTLY PIP!!!!" *and away thaey go!!!!!!*

[goofyjelly]

im watching the first episode of Lois and Clark

I. AM. INSANE.

I AM CRAZY. I NEED TO BE LOCKED UP THROW AWAY THE KEY.

I AM A MENACE AND MUST BE STOPPED.

I. NEED. HELP. SEVERELY.

"Lois is... well, she's complicated, Domineering, uncompromising, pigheaded... brilliant, ... And we're not really going out, it's 'business'."

NO!

I CANT HIDE FOREVER, DAD!

WHY DOES HE HAVE HAIR OH MY GOD??!?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH CLARK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOURSELF DISSECTED IN A LAB

SOMEONE SHAVE THIS MAN'S HEAD; NOT MY LEX UNLESS HE'S BALD

CLARK HOW ARE YOU ALREADY JEALOUS?! YOUVE KNOWN HER FOR A TOTAL OF ONE DAY.

"what, this close?" IM SCREAMING

YES LEX LUTHOR , MEET OUR BOY, CLARK KENT (hes from Smallville ✨✨✨)

Also Jimmy is here and he's wonderful. but I am , sadly, normal about him.

SPACE STATION LUTHO- HOW IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DID HE GET HOLOGRAMS THAT GOOD, THIS IS THE 90s?!?

OH SHIT SNAKE! LOOK OUT BOY THERES A SNAKE

is this the tragic event that makes him bald 💀 (I'm kidding)

Oh shit nevermind. he just intimidated that snake. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG HE ORGANIZED AN AWARENESS TEST WITH A SNAKE I CANT BREATHE OMFG-

Clark is on the move ✨✨✨ (Lois has been doing all the work.)

PFFF THE WAY HE JUMPED IN THAT MANHOLE-

HE SAVED THE DAY!!!!

"Hey CK!" Jimmy 🥺

Kat you need to STOP!! THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT IN THE WORKPLACE PLEASE- SOMEONE REPORT HER

"I hope you didn't make dinner plans"

"I am all yours~" 🥰😊

Luthor please shave your head I can't take you seriously with hair- PLEASE GIRL, HES NOT THAT HOT?! HES NOT HOT LIKE EVEN A LITTLE?!?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

Awww they're gonna eat together

THE GLOBE- omfg it's the same way they show you were a plane is going-

HE WENT ALL THE WAY TO CHINA FOR CHINESE FOOD FOR LOIS IM GOING FERAL

"You are a strange one, Clark Kent"

"am I?"

IM GOING FERAL IM GOING TO BITE SOMEONE-

he wanted to go in first to protect her 🥺😭

oh SHIT the man is dead. THE LUTHORS FUCKING KILLED HIM JESUS CHRIST

YES CLARK GET HIS ASS- FUCK OFF, OFFICER

PFFFFF WHY DID WE CUT TO CLARK IN A TOWEL 💀💀💀

OOOOOP HES ASKING HIS MOM TO MAKE THE SUPER SUIT OMG OMFG OMG

HOLY SHIT HES GONNA ANSWER THE DOOR IN A TOWEL IN SO INSANE IM SO NORMAL IM SO NORMAL LOIS WHY DID YOU SAY THAT OMG

damn she's judging him 💀💀

well yea his apartment is shit, he visits home like everyday.

"you eat like an eight year old and you look like mr hard body"

plot is happening, and, (despite what it may look like) I AM paying attention. Luthor wanted to run the space station 😤 that's why he sabotaged it.

Hi Jimmy 🥰✨💫

AAAAAAAAAA IM SO INSANE AAAAAAAAA DEAN CAIN WHAAAAAAAAAT

LOIS WTF YOU HAVE A DINNER DATE W LUTHOR TODAY?!

Lois is here on BUSINESS, OKAY LEX? SHE DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOUR WINE OKAY-

Luthor you are not hot, PLEASE DUDE YOU ARE NOT THAT GUY. LIKE YOU ARENT THAT GUY-

"Character assessment" is his talent- HES GIVING A VILLAIN SPEECH EPISODE ONE TO LOIS LANE

Way to lay it all out on the table jeez louise

DAMN SHE JUST TURNED DOWN SLEEPING WITH LEX LUTHOR HELL YEA, GET IT GIRL

GIRLS GET IT DONE!!!

Clark why are you spying 🤨🤨🤨 CLARK YOU ARE FLYING OUTSIDE HER WINDOW PLEASE-

PFFFFF JIMMY, LOIS, AND CLARK JUST STANDING THERE IN FRONT OF MR WHITE 💀 THE GANGS ALL HERE SPITTING INSANE THEORIES

Im loving the guy who plays Perry White, he's doing great

THE WAY THAT JIMMY SAID "where you going? I'm coming tooooooo" he's so.

oop my phone's gonna die.

oh well.

"Lois this is so cool :D" never change, jimmy

LEX WHAT ARE YOU WEARING- IM SORRY I THINK ITS A GOOD SHIRT BUT YOURE TALKING ABOUT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN BUSINESS AS YOU WEAR THAT

Alright phone's on 1% gotta scram