#incorrect starfire

[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

Kory: Well, Jason, is there anything you would like to say to Roy? Jason: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you. Kory: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”? Jason: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Dick: But Jason, we don't smoke.

Jason: Cut the crap, Dick. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Jason, pointing at Roy: One.

Jason, pointing at Kyle: Two.

Jason, pointing at Kory: Three.

Jason, pointing at Wally: Four.

Jason, pointing at Dick: Five.

Jason: Now, I am going to close my eyes and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers.

Roy: *puts a cigarette in Jason's hand*

Jason: Thank you. Light?

Everyone: *pulls out a lighter*

[outtamynoggin]

Roy: It's so unfair

Wally: What's unfair?

Roy: How so damn pretty Dick is!

Kori: *Positively smug* Of course he is beautiful. I tell him every day. Sometimes twice. Sometimes all night

Gar: *annoyed* It's so unfair! The guy could literally commit a crime and just smile his way out of it!

Wally: On that note, sometimes it's a good thing.

Roy: What?

Wally: One time, we got pulled over for speeding, and the cop let him go because he "looked trustworthy".

Gar: So?

Wally: I was driving.

[bella-baby22]

The batfam being bored for one reason or another and a debate sparks about who is the better dancer (excluding Cass because she's amazing). So they have the brilliant idea to each post a video and let the public decide who has the best routine.

Dick recruits Kori and after some debate decide to do a routine to South of the Border, it blows up overnight they move together in a way that seems that they have been dancing together for years and in a way they kind of have.

Jason snags Roy and they decide on Loser baby from helluva boss and do the full reenactment from the show everyone loves it and the internet has a new favorite ship.

Tim and Steph decide to release two different videos because they're cool like that. They do a fun upbeat dance to bar song with both of them laughing with joy through the whole routine. They follow up with a upbeat waltz style dance to Can We Pretend by Pink. The internet loves the duo and they think that they have this in the bag.

Well at least until Damian decides to get in on the action, they should've expected this from the youngest of the family he is well known for his competitive streak.

Damian brings in Jon and together they move the internet to tears with a contemporary piece to Brother by kodaline. The family is stunned by the boys and lets him have the win. Bruce is just happy that they did something relatively harmless with their boredom this time versus starting a gang war or something.

[bertieorangy]

Starfire : Jason, may I ask you a question?

Jason : sure?

Starfire : you ever going to sleep with Y/N

Dick : 😧

Jason : that’s.. awfully personal

Dick : we don’t ask Jason things like that, kori!

Starfire : perhaps you don’t, I do-

Starfire, looks back at Jason expectantly : ✨U✨

Jason : Kori—

Jason, sighs : all my life, I have been uncomfortable with the sort of physical contact that comes easily to others

Jason : hand-shaking

Jason : hugging

Jason : ..prostate exams

Dick : *nods*

Jason : but I’m working on it! Y’know, just recently I had to put vaporub on Y/N’s chest.

Jason : a year ago, that would have been unthinkable

Dick : okay, hang on— are you saying someday you and Y/N might...

Dick : actually get..physical?

Jason, smacks lips : it’s possibility

Starfire : 👁👁

Dick, wheezes : Kori— please stop gripping my arm so hard—

Starfire, proud sister-in-law : Jason, I know this wasn’t easy for you and I’m really glad we could have this conversation 😇

Jason : 🙂👍

[headcanonthings]

Roy: *grumbling* The only reason I don’t have a girlfriend is that Jason won’t stop being so hot in my general vicinity Kori: I mean yeah you being in love with Jason probably isn’t helping

[raven-undergrove]

Tim: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Jason: Weak! I sleep with a gun.

Dick: You guys are both lame.

Tim: Oh, yeah? What do you sleep with?

Dick: Kori.

[queenofghost]

Incorrect DC quotes part 31: Titans

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[alittlerightalittlewrong]

[batfamgalore]

*They are making a fake hostage video to lure a villain*

Dick: Okay, one more take. Please stop saying, “don’t forget to like and subscribe.”

Kori: Sure, but how are we gonna get followers on this thing then?

[myth0nerd]

Kory (Starfire): Throwing rocks through the window of Dick’s room

Dick:

Dick:

Dick: You know that you have a phone, right?

Dick: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE-

[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

Roy: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed. Roy: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it. Roy: But who's to say. Kori: I think France isn't real. Jason: Kori, you've been to France. Kori: And???

[incorrectbatfam]

Kory: Can I buy you a drink?

Barbara: I have a boyfriend.

Kory: *counts out her money*

Kory: He can only get something small then.

[outtamynoggin]

*Dick's girlfriend (Zatanna) asking his ex (Kori) what it's like to date Dick*

Kori: *laughing sadly* Why are you asking me?

Zatanna: Well, I could ask Barbara but she'd either punch me or roast me like a marshmallow mean. And I'm not in the mood to be verbally degraded aside from bed. Actually, sorry for asking, never mind-

Kori: Oh, yes... Well, it’s fantastic. He’s funny, charming, cute, smart, thoughtful, caring, daring, sexy, and, oh - gorgeous. Basically, perfect. But...

Zatanna: But what?

Kori: Well, it always feels like you’re kind of the mistress.

Zatanna: WHAT?!

Kori: It’s not like that... well, sort of... it’s just...

Zatanna: *getting angry* But what?!

Kori: Dating him is like being in a threesome relationship.

Zatanna: What are you talking about? Who’s the third? Who is he seeing on the side?

Kori: *sighing* Well, the tricky part is, he’s not seeing anyone else in a romantic sense... but... you end up feeling like the third wheel to the main... wife, I guess...

Zatanna: Who!!! Kori-

Kori: Bruce.

Zatanna: *staring blankly* Bruce Wayne?!

Kori: *Shrugging, annoyed* It's not Dick’s fault, but Bruce always shows up. When you think you’re finally going on a date, then Bruce calls. Always calling Dick, always assigning him stuff to do, they have arguments about Bruce always watching Dick, he’s always giving him his kids to take care of—he's always there! Which is fine, but then we-you and Dick-will end up fighting over his duties to Bruce.

Zatanna: Oh my god. So basically, I’m dating a guy who’s got a 24/7 hotline to Bruce Wayne’s tantrums. Okay... okay. I... I can deal with that. It’s just his dad. That’s it, right?

Kori: Yes, but after Bruce... it’s the other Titans.

Zatanna: That’s... just his friends, right?

Kori: Then the Justice League.

Zatanna: But—

Kori: Then the JSA, then the Outsiders, then his ‘kids’, then his enemies, then his family, and then—

Zatanna: Wait, who else? Who else is left!

Kori: *rubbing her forehead at the memories* Oh, don’t forget the Gotham PD. They call him all the time. "Hey, Nighting, Batman's going crazy. Come help." As well as the Bludhaven PD and normal civilians. *pauses* Oh, and then there’s also Alfred, Lucius, and-

Zatanna: So, everyone needs him?

Kori: Yes. He’s some sort of unpaid therapist, personal assistant, and superhero... and somehow still finds time to be emotionally unavailable.

Zatanna: *laughing drily* So basically, I’m just here for the ride. Then... he’s everyone's boyfriend? So, I'm not the only third wheel in his...his life, then?

Kori: *smiling* Yes.

Zatanna: *Smirking* Well, at least I won't be the only one getting ghosted by him.

[sylvieserene]

Nightwing will tolerate everything other than Starfire Slander 😂

(Meme made & edited by me based on @dc-and-damirae 's post on Tumblr!)

[mylifeingotham]