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Do not cite the deep canon to me, witch. I was there when it was collectively ignored.

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TOP TEN DOCTOR WHO EPISODES AS VOTED BY OUR FOLLOWERS #1 → VINCENT AND THE DOCTOR (80 votes)

It seems to me there’s so much more to the world than the average eye is allowed to see. I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamt of. (insp)

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id like to make something clear for posterity

there's very little i wouldn't let joey batey do to me honestly he could step on my throat and id thank him he could spit on my face run me over with a bus and id just say thank you sir do you need anything else at this point im his little bitch first and a human being second

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i really liked that new witcher they created just for the show what was his name? evan? elian? something like that... ANYWAYS so sad they didn't put eskel in there

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julian alfred pankratz, viscount de lettenhove, master of the seven liberal arts, professor at the academy of oxenfurt, part time whore, full time bitch, poet, minstrel, bard extraordinaire,, also known as

✨jaskier✨

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jason: i havent seen batcow and demon brat yet where are they

dick: oh bruce sent them to a nice farm in kansas they can run around and play there its a great place :)

jason: ...oh ...okay

*later*

jason, holding bruce at gunpoint: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO BATCOW YOU MONSTER I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO GET RID OF SATANS SPAWN BUT BATCOW WAS INNOCENT

bruce: wHaT

damian, at the kent farm: tsc

batcow: moo

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i could have sworn we were promised peace when we were done

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“We are quite ridiculous in our humor sometimes, which I think only the pair of us can relate to…”

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dear friends i have an ✨idea✨ for a marvel fic but since my writing skills are non-existent i can't do anything about it

the avengers (the six) are hanging out in the tower chilling etcetera until a portal opens and a strange unknown man with a cape and awesome facial hair walks out of it looking a little desperate, someone asks the man who he is and is completely ignored by said man who looks directly at tony, says "we need you", and gets back in the portal, followed by an all suited up iron man. the remaining avengers try calling tony but without success try questioning jarvis, pepper and rhodey and end up with the sudden realization that tony's life doesn't revolve around them and that tony is actually a very very busy person who manages to be an avenger, inventor, business man and member of another superhero group (cue reed richards and dr xavier sweating in the corner)

did i think of that because i need appreciated tony stark content? maybe

did i imagined it being stevetony or ironstrange? maybe

if anyone actually uses this please send me the link and feel free to ask for help i may not be a great writer but i love talking about how everyone should love and care for tony stark properly

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✨i need friends✨

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*bats about to do some self-sacrificing bullshit or something just as stupid*

hal: BATMAN NO

batman: BATMAN YES

diana: bruce no

batman: bruce maybe...

superman: b please

batman: *sighs* b no i guess

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the comics make you hate your favorite characters and you can't even defend them saying it's ooc or some shit bc ITS THE FUCKING COMICS and thats why i just ignore everything and pretend everything is rainbows yeah batfam im looking right at you bruce wayne you fucking bitch you too kal el

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ok so bare with me for a moment

bruce wayne has many sides of his personality i mean dudes a vigilante, super hero, a ceo, a playboy, a father but how to keep track on whos who right so i came up with something that might be stupid and unnecessary but when i get lonely i overthink shit so lets go

1. BRUCIE WAYNE

the boy king of gotham, playboy, sleeps around, crashes parties, flirts with anything that moves, always headline in some gossip magazine, probably never worked a day in his life, attention whore, definitely the complete opposite of someone like idk batman right

2. BRUCE WAYNE

ceo of wayne inc., a grown up™, father of 52 probably they stopped counting a long time ago, so tired, responsible and reliable, a business man, and obviously not batman bc how would a man so busy keep a double life i mean he would even have time to sleep haha ha ha

3. THE BAT

the myth, the urban legend, the shadow that makes the criminals run and hide, the threat, the crazy dude running around dressed like a bat

4. BATMAN

dark knight of gotham, vigilante or hero whos to say me and i say hero fuck you, founding member of the justice league, the night ™, a symbol of fear to the criminals and beacon of hope to the unprotected citicens of gotham, no one knows whos behind the costume but its probably some young crazy guy with a lot of spare time and nothing to lose bc who in their right mind would do shit like that amiright

5. BRUCE/B

the friend, the father, the son yeah to alfred shut up, the man that lost everything and then found more than he could ever dream of, the man that uses his amazing mind to help people no matter who they are, the man that will sacrifice anything to save someone he cares about, the man that has tricked death over and over and will keep doing it until he judges necessary, the man that got so beat down by life and yet keeps getting up because his values and beliefs are stronger than than you will ever know

k thats it i still think it makes sense but that could be just the sleep deprivation and 1am feelings speaking

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Just- just…

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i think i like jeff winger because i am jeff winger i mean the daddy issues, the fear of abandonment, the commitment issues, the lack of emotional intelligence and the awesome hair

it's all there guys it's all there

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netflix really gonna fuck this up for us huh "creative differences" my ass theyre gonna whitewash everything and everyone sokka is dudebro chad™ now better get used to it its 2010 all over again

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okay so i have a fucking awesome scene between merlin and morgana where morgana tells him that she knows he's emrys and they get into an argument while they fight trying to kill the other and arthur and the knights are all watching and listening to everything but merlin doesn't know they're there so he just lets all out bc hey why wouldn't he and i have like actions and lines but i can't write it and put it in a story or context and im really frustrated with myself rn

BUT if anyone wants a prompt about them i will gladly put this whole thing in a nice explained way bc i would really like to see a story with a scene like i have in mind and would hate to see it going to waste