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I made the bat from this post.
He’s uh. He’s trying his best. I’m not great at origami
The instructions in the OG were pretty blurry, but I found a high def version that you can download as a pdf. I also found this YouTube video a very helpful, silent tutorial. It’s called the Mantler Bat (by Andrea Mantler) if you want to look it up.
#my rambles#couldn’t find my origami paper that’s why it’s on stiff printer one instead#but I made a Batman pattern that I’m gonna use for a Batman one#this was my first (second) (third) attempt so I could figure it out#then I’ll do a more finished version w Batman#because I am predictable#but I have to wait! it will be my reward for finishing my exam#batman#my art
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#bruce wayne#gotham bruce wayne#dc stimboard#batman stimboard#bruce wayne stimboard#gotham stimboard#gotham#sfw interaction only#stimboard#stim gifs#stim gif#gif#gif moodboard#gif board#conspiracy gif#origami#rain#city#sheets#bed#batman#flame#open flame#candle#cw flame#cw hands#sweater#bat
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Read the first issue of Absolute Batman. It could have been fine, I think, but it sure was a decision to go 'yeah he stabs and shoots people and has a big axe but it's non lethal because he's just. so good at it'
what are we doing here
His background in engineering is interesting, as well as his connections with the rogues he grew up with in this version, and also his mom being alive is something I like. But the power fantasy element with the violence straight up feels like it works against the take on batman prep time concept here
#absolute batman#weird choices is all#batman#like the origami bat cape deal tho#the ax is fucking stupid tho#it would work in a story that's tonally silly like that but mostly it doesn't seem to be going for that???#tbf i am kinda excited for absolute wonder woman
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Listen/purchase: Bed Bath & Batman Beyond by Counter Intuitive Records
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Jez chucks a wrapped piece of Artisan du Chocolat from England, at Kaede.
His first reaction was to openly glare at her, catching the box of chocolates in his hands without even bothering to look; It wasn't out of a lack of gratitude, rather suspicion, uncertain as to what to expect, what the occasion was, why. He couldn't recall the last time she'd given him anything, let alone something so...specific to his tastes; He rather liked chocolate, how she managed to retain that information, no matter how superficial a detail about it seemed, he was almost deared, arm instinctively (stupidly) curling around her waist before she can get away in full.
Irritation and disapproval as clear as the first time she'd ever seen either on his face, but accompanied by something else, something marginally softer than the day before, than the rigid disomfort he so ordinarily put on display. Enjoyment, joy, eagerness to unwrap and devour as though he'd been treated to the best money could possibly my, mouth watering, but chocolates aside, she was in his grasp, and he wouldn't have been surprised if she held a knife to his throat in the moment, but there was something else that held precedence, something that motivated him to hold on, curl his arm ever tighter around her waist and bury his face into the the crux of her neck and breathe -
And he cursed himself in the moment, not only for betraying himself but the truth stretched between himself and Jezebel. Chocolates stashed away or forgetten in favor of hidden flesh and masked countenance, - it wasn't as if he cared to begin with, what she looked like without the top off of her deer(?) skull and shit ass attitude - it was something, maybe the one thing, they had in common. Close but never quite close enough, face buried, hands in places he never thought they'd fit--
"I don't like you," he would never cease to clarify, lacking the awareness to recognize that his actions proved otherwise. It wasn't quite love, but it wasn't hatred entirely - nor was it platonic. "I don't like you at all. But I'd be pissed if anything happened to you. Kick my ass later, throttle me, I don't fucking care - but deal with what little affection I can give you. Hate me later, but for now.... Just accept it. Just for a few minutes. I'm tired of everything else."
#☿ || Asks.#♞ // Verse: JJK.#origami-assassin#/ he's so confused#/ so suspicious but also strangely....affectionate#/ every time she even kind of does something nice he's just ksjdfh =_= christian bale batman voice: where is she? WHERE'S JEZ?#/ anyway this made me think of grand budapest hotel so i watched that before answering unu#/ but also i will get back to you soon i promise#/ it's been hard to juggle everything that's going on on tumblr and discord#/ truly i don't mean to leave you hanging
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LITERALLY WHAT CHAPTER 37 WAS ABT ^
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A ridiculously fun outsider POV would be the perspective of Bruce Wayne's work assistant, who doesn't have to do much, focuses on origami and online quizzes, responsible only for routinely forwarding relevant emails and information to Alfred. This assistant has only ever seen Bruce Wayne use his office for hiding from members of the board or napping and routinely covers for their boss' copious absences. I think it would be a little funny if this assistant was aware that Bruce Wayne was Batman but Bruce doesn't know, so he goes to crazy lengths around this assistant, who matches his ditzy energy by eleven.
#this is so messy#but if someone wrote this and made it really funny or told me of a crackfic like this premise I'd be so happy#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#personal
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I was looking through the Gotham Knights Reddit for something (mod fix), and it really doesn't matter what you're looking for; there's always someone complaining in the notes about what a horrible game it is.
And 99.9999% of the time, it's people bitching it's not the Batman Arkham games. (Correct! It is not. It's the Gotham Knights game. Hope that helps.) But the funniest one I just saw someone saying, "this isn't a Batman game."
Like buddy. The whole premise is that Batman is dead. Of course, it's not a Batman game. It's a game about the world without him.
Did you really read the premise that starts with "Batman is dead" and expect to play as Batman? If so, that's a you problem.
"None of the characters handle like Batman."
Correct. Because they are Nightwing, Batgirl, Red Hood, and Red Robin. They are not Batman. They may have been trained by him, but they all have their own unique ways of moving and fighting.
Nightwing flips gracefully through the world like gravity doesn't apply to him while also hitting like a fucking freight train. And he'll do it with a smile. You know this because you'll wake up with a picture of him on your phone. (I love that animation, it's so fucking cheeky.)
Batgirl uses her slighter weight and height to leverage your own strength against you before going for all your pressure points and rendering you helpless. And if she's not turning you into human origami, she's calling in her drones and bricking all your technology. A fight with Nightwing might leave you with a concussion, but a fight with Batgirl means you need treatment for a concussion and a new iPhone.
Red Hood moves like he hates the ground beneath his feet, and you're in his way of stomping on it. He's massive and not afraid of utilizing his size in a fight. He doesn't need guns to be lethal; in fact, his guns are designed to be non-lethal. The same can't be said for his fists. Or his sarcasm.
Red Robin slides through the streets of Gotham like a ghost, only to explode your entire world in a shower of fiery nanobots and a bo staff applied directly to the forehead. If you're really unlucky, you'll wake up hanging upside down from a telephone poll with no memory of how you got there.
They are not Batman.
And I would argue that is a good thing. It would have been very easy to turn them into Batman clones and just do the same thing that's been done a hundred times before. Instead, the devs tried to do something different, and while some of it is clunky and a bit glitchy, they did what they did with a fraction of the budget the original Arkham games had, and I honestly commend them for it.
It's not easy to enter the world of Batman and not be Batman. But that's the whole point of the narrative. You're not him. And you shouldn't feel like him.
You should feel like whoever you're playing as, and in that regard, it works.
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What do you think each of the bats go to "I'm to bored to pay attention to you speak" doodle is?
(for instance I'm a corner squiggle truther)
Brucie: surprisingly good caricatures of annoying board members in said annoying board meetings. Lucius keeps them in a folder.
Batman: surprisingly good caricatures of annoying Justice Leaguers in said annoying Justice League meetings. Clark always steals them after to frame them.
Tim: his doodles inevitably turn into embellished Robin Rs, so he sticks to dismantling pens to avoid the embarrassment. (the doodling started long before he was Robin.)
Dick: doesn't draw. does paper origami. can make impossibly tiny cranes. no loose sheet of paper is safe from him. once did it to a document Bruce was supposed to sign. that board meeting certainly wasn't boring.
Jason: stick figures in a variety of situations. post his return as Hood, most of the situations end with the Joker somehow dying. graphically (pun intended). Harley keeps a collection of them.
Damian: absurdly vivid and detailed pictures of whoever is around him. the others wait with bated breath to find out who he's drawing so they can steal the picture to keep for themselves. Tim did it once and Damian nearly burned down his room to get it back.
Barbara: Fibonacci spirals. freehand. (the GCPD absolutely used to think that Gordon was part of some secret conspiracy because they kept cropping up on his paperwork.)
Steph: fancy Ss in different styles. sometimes colored. occasionally, if she's really bored, they'll involve glitter. when she brings out the hot glue gun, things have reached critical boredom.
Cass: mimics whoever's closest. is absurdly good at it too. and not by looking at what they're doodling but by watching their hands. once managed to copy Damian's drawing perfectly and only then realized he was drawing her. (copying him drawing her copying him drawing her copying him--)
Alfred: "I am not paid to doodle, Master Bruce." (it's elaborate cakes.)
Bonus Villain Edition:-
Selina: cats. always cats. occasionally diamonds. but usually cats.
Talia: flowers. not generic ones either, but fully detailed with shading and everything. Bruce glanced over once (in a boring League class, Ra's kept the resulting caricature) and was unsurprised to find her drawing nightshade.
Deathstroke: the Titans all picked up on Dick's habit of paper origami and Slade refuses to admit he does it too. he destroys all the ones he makes. (there's some safely hidden in a fortified safe house. every now and again, a new tiny crane joins the collection.)
Harley: Rorschach Blots.
Ivy: "waste paper? for doodling??"
Joker: the one and only time some bright Arkham psychiatrist decided to have the Joker try 'art therapy', the psychiatrist ended up being committed themself and the warden ordered all sheets of paper in the vicinity burned.
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What would be your list of Better Ways For Bruce To Tell His Children He Loves Them than whatever this week’s Batman was?
(For the record, I’m willing to see this arc play out. Surely this is Zur, or something like that, not Bruce. But I digress.)
Pairing up the shoes on the rack so they don't have to worry
Checking the Batmobile's safety features after every fight
Coming up with random DIY projects to do together
Selling vitamin gummies in the shape of their hero logos
Stocking the bathrooms with their favorite scented soaps
Raking leaves into piles for them to jump in
Learning origami to leave mini paper elephants everywhere
Pampering the pets like they're his grandchildren
Distracting them while Alfred gives them stitches
Winning against rigged carnival games for them
Surprising them with a trip to a dinosaur dig site
Stashing extra throw blankets in every room
Crafting watches and jewelry to fit them precisely
Keeping traffic updates open when any of them are driving
Going all out for whatever they choose to celebrate
Waiting for them in the lobby at the dentist
Teaching himself to cook their favorites secretly
Rehearsing job interviews with them
Making space for their friends that he doesn't like
Flying across the world to buy out-of-season fruits they like
Adding hidden pockets in their civvies for emergency batarangs
Saving all their voicemails
Asking their opinion before proposing to Selina
Researching their hobbies so he can participate
Bringing them snacks when he has downtime on patrol
Repainting a wall when they offhandedly notice a chip
Leaving work to bring them an umbrella when he sees rain
Sorting M&Ms by the colors they like
Installing elevators and ramps in the Manor
Freezing popsicles when there's a heat wave the next day
Babysitting their childhood toys when they're not home
#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#duke thomas#signal#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#orphan#barbara gordon#oracle#alfred pennyworth#selina kyle#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#dc comics#headcanon
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So since batman has flooded my Tumblr, I'm making fics based off of scenarios I've seen. Thanks to @everwalldigan for the idea, I hope I do you justice🙏🏻
The air of the warehouse was thick and muggy in the late summer evening. The sound of muffled conversations, grunts, and the sound of rope rubbing against metal filled the area. "You really got connections, huh boss?" A gruff voice boomed through the empty building, belonging to a large man with a cocky grin plastered on his lips, a syringe in hand. The man a bit further away responds, albeit, quite unintelligibly. Squatting down in front of the man they had tied to a pole who's looking at them with with a deadpanned, almost annoyed expression. "Y'know, since we got you here, why don't we have some fun, eh bats?" A snarky chuckle rang through the room before he takes the syringe and stabs it into Batman's arm. The man let's out a groan through gritted teeth while it sinks deeper into his flesh before the man before him injects the unknown substance into his body.
"Let's start it simple...are you and red hood connected?" It was a random question for sure, though it would clear some things up. Before he can stop himself, Batman speaks. "Yes." Shit, truth serum, of course it is. He shouldn't be surprised at this, so many others have done this before. It's just a nuisance. The tall man's smirk only grows. "This is gonna be fun. I could get you to reveal yourself, but what fun is that?" He flashes a cocky smirk, "Well, since you have SOOOOO many of these 'sidekicks', who's your favorite bat-vigilante?" The man was just acting childish now and Batman couldn't help but roll his eyes but he still couldn't control his words. "I don't have a favorite. At least not currently."
The man readjusts his position, staring at the hero bound in front of him with a raised brow. "And what does that mean?" "Well, it depends on the circumstances. So if red hood doesn't kill someone this week, he gets placed higher on the list, he steals the batmobile and crashes it, least favorite until he makes up for it. Usually Orphan is in the lead, she doesn't talk back, she finished her duties in a timely manner and sometimes makes me origami cranes that I arrange on a shelf to display." The man looks at him, confused and surprised at his response. "That's a lot more indepth than I thou-" His sentence is cut short by Batman beginning to speak again. "Nightwing gets off pretty easy with just coming over to visit every now and then to have dinner, but those points get lost when he has a sling." The man found it hard to look away or cut him off as he was explaining, only motioning for the others to come closer, as if wanting to show them something.
"Red Robin gets the silent treatment if hacks into the county servers and decides to Rick roll everyone and only starts being spoken to if he helps me wrangle Robin and stop him from strangling Super boy. That gets Robin to need to go on longer patrols and doesn't get to go on missions with me as a punishment but I take that back if he prepares dinner, which he almost never does. I can't do anything to control spoiler, she just does what she does and I can only hope it's not a war crime, the less awful it is, the less she gets punished, though if she decides to spray pepper spray all over the inside of my mask one more time, I'm taking her girlfriend privileges away." *No one knows when but he's now holding a white board to display the charts of his favorites and everyone just assumes he has it just in case? It's Batman, who knows.
A voice blares over his comm system and into his ear. "B, we've tracked your location, we're almost there, do you copy?" Several minutes of silence went by as he shouts again, "B, do you copy?!" And a groan ring out before his comms beeped off. "The signal," Batman continued, "is similar to orphan in the sense, he doesn't get into trouble so he's always very high, but it hurts when he ignores me so I put him just a tad lower for hurting my feelings. And Oracle, well, she's not good, but she's not bad, she kinda just... Exists outside of missions, sometimes she sends me cat videos and I like that so she gets a few points ahead. And if all of my kids suck, then super boy gets the title of favorite, he's so much better than what I have to put up with. But if he runs away and has Superman start riding my ass more than normal, straight to the bottom and either bathound or batcow take that title."
Once he finishes speaking, the room is filled with eery silence while the criminals look at each other like he just gave birth. No one had expected that to be the outcome of the simple question but they're all brought out of their contemplations when a loud crash echoes through the warehouse, causing the men to spring to their feet. "What was that!?" One of the men shouts as the other see a dark figure appear behind him. "Me bitch." As soon as the man turns around, hard knuckles crash against his face and he falls to the ground. It didn't take long for the others to start getting picked off as well until the last guy is collapsed on the floor unconscious.
"You could've taken them down yourself B." Jason remarks, hauling the men into a pile. "They asked a question." Bruce exhales, feeling slightly disappointed in himself for just staying there. "And you know I don't like when you swear, further down you go." "What?! Not fair!"
#batfam#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#i hope you like it#i tried#batfamily#red hood#He hurt his feelings#cassandra cain#orphan#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#stephanie brown#the spoiler#duke thomas#the signal
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Any ideas for equipment, training, evolutions, Super-moves etc for Foldabody? From what I remember you said it was a cool quirk along with the character but it doesn't get that much screentime so I'd be happy to hear anything else you have to say about it!
There isn't much point for equipment, since the thin form wouldn't be able to target anything that isn't any kind of DNA Mesh suit, but I can talk about all the ideas I have for applications for it.
-We got a preview of his stealth capabilities, but I feel like it could be taken farther. Considering that he can flatten himself and turn so thin he seems invisible, Edgeshot could effectively move around wherever and however he wants without anyone being the wiser. Unless the room is air tight, he convibily has some way to get himself inside.
-As the power seems to be selective, Edgeshot could only thin out part of himself while still keeping other parts the same, working more as a utility and defensive option. For example, thinning his arm in order to stretch out his hand to grab something or suddenly thinning part of his head to stretch his eye around to see things.
-Since Edgeshot is effectively a giant ribbon, he could bend and fold in on himself. Not only would this let him hide himself in smaller spaces, but potentially improve his durability, folding in on himself in order to layer his body and make attacks less effective on him. Maybe even make himself into one of those thousand fold blades.
-On the topic of folding, Egdeshot could conceivably fold himself up like origami to benefit himself or others. Imagine making his fingers into actual finger claws to stab someone or tied up his body into a tiger to bit down on someone. Or maybe if he turned into a set of wings to tie himself around an ally and fly them out of the way or acted as armor around their body.
-I feel like the fact that Edgeshot's body effectively becomes string is a whole other aspect of his power that could be explored. I could easily see him being able to tie people up, using his body to subtly move objects arounds, push himself into mechanisms like locks to manipulate them open, use them like feelers to detect things, or just swing around like Batman.
-One really messed up application I came up with was that he could puppet around people's body's, effectively acting as a makeshift nervous system. It may be hard to do and straining to pull off, but it would certainly be a freighting experience. Which, given just how thin he can make himself and his immense knowledge on the human body, wouldn't be too far fetched.
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sfth incorrect quotes pt.6 because somehow I'm the most productive in the middle of the night (the generator)
Tom: Why is there blood everywhere?
Luke: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Tom: You stabbed someone?! Luke: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife. AJ: Hey, what are you reading? Sam: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself. AJ: Impressive! I must have it for myself! Tom: So it’s just a Notebook? Sam: It’s just a Notebook. Tom: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this? Luke: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.
Tom: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. Luke: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. Luke, right after Tom leaves the room: I miss him already. Luke: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead! Luke: You don't think I can fight because of my height! Sam: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Tom can fight in that dress either. Tom: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride. Tom: Why are you late? Sam: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Tom: Overslept? Sam: Overslept. Tom: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! AJ: It's kind of complicated, but Sam and Luke- Tom: Got it. Forget I asked. Sam: Luke is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life! Tom: Never done anything wrong?! He set a city block on FIRE!
AJ: What's the signal when something goes wrong? Sam: We yell, "oh shit." Tom: ...That'll work. Luke: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter "A"! Tom: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon. AJ: Fuck you. Sam: I’m totally useless. Tom: You’re not totally useless. Tom: You can be used as a bad example. AJ: When do you usually go to sleep? Luke: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods. Tom: Is… Is that meant to be on fire? Luke: No… not really. Tom: Are you going to do something about it? Luke: Hm… nah. Tom: Luke learned how to fold origami penguins from Sam the other day. I told him, "I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here." And the next day he put them in the fridge. Sam: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth. Sam, barging in: Syphilis! AJ: Sam: AJ: Pardon? Luke, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day? Tom: ... Tom: What’s in the box? Luke: What woul- Tom: Luke, what’s in the box? Luke: I think you know. Sam: Today at 7 am, Tom poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Luke: I watched Tom brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm. AJ: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
#shoot from the hip#shoot from the hip incorrect quotes#if you're accusing me of posting a bunch of these because they're easy to make#you'd be absolutely right#I don't know why I made luke an arsonist in these but I did#tom mayo#luke manning#sam russell#alexander jeremy
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Cute moments together
Batman: One of his favorite moments with you was when you were watching a movie together. You were both cuddling and he had his arm around him. He leaned in to kiss you on the cheek and you happened to turn your head towards him and you ended up kissing on the lips. It was a sweet, tender moment that he will never forget.
Superman: A cute moment he enjoys remembering with you was during a camping trip you took when you first started dating. You had set up your tent in the middle of nowhere and stargazed together. It was a really special moment, just enjoying each other's company and soaking in the beauty of nature.
Aquaman: It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. You had just finished a lovely lunch and decided to head back to the cottage for a little afternoon nap. You walked hand-in-hand through a forest path and stopped at a clearing overlooking the sea. You both laid down beneath a tree and kissed in the rain, your hearts racing as you savored the moment together.
Wonder Woman: One time you and her were sitting together and she was playing with your hair. She was twirling it around her fingers and gently brushing it over your face. You looked really relaxed and comfortable and you had closed your eyes and were just so peaceful. There was this moment where you both looked at each other and just smiled and everything just felt perfect.
Shazam: One of his fondest and cutest moments with you is when you both were sitting outside under the stars, enjoying each other's company as you stared into each other's eyes. The stars were sparkling and the breeze was gentle, creating a truly magical atmosphere. In his heart, he was so happy to be spending time with the love of his life and to have someone with whom he felt deeply connected. That moment remains so special to him, and he never wants to forget the way your eyes glistened in the moonlight.
Flash: One of the cutest moments he remembers is your first date. It was a beautiful sunny day and you went out for lunch at a cute little café. You talked for hours and hours and got to know each other on a deeper level. As you were walking back to your cars, you both stopped to admire the scenery. He put his arm around you and kissed you on the forehead.
Nightwing: The cutest moment he remembers of you and him is when you both were lying in bed late at night, just talking. He looked over at you and said, "I just want to tell you that this is the best moment of my life." He loved the way you beamed with pure happiness and gave him a big kiss on the lips.
Red Hood: One of the sweetest moments he remembers with you is when you went on an overnight trip together. He was driving in the car, and you were both tired and cranky. But then you turned to him and said, "I love you." And in that moment, everything just felt so right. And from that moment on, everything just felt so much better. It made him realize that no matter what happens, he'll always have you by his side.
Red Robin: He remembers when you had just started dating and he stayed over at your apartment for the first time. You both had a really long day and got back at around midnight, and you were both so tired neither of you could barely keep your eyes open, but he still wanted to stay up another 5 minutes to make out before falling asleep. You were both so tired that you literally ended up just nuzzling each other's necks and falling asleep like that.
Robin: One of his favorite memories with you is dancing in the pouring rain together. You got caught in a surprise downpour while out for dinner and when you both realized that the rain wasn't going to stop any time soon. So, without waiting for a second thought, he took your hand and started dancing through the raindrops. It was so refreshing and romantic, and even though your clothes got soaked, it was an unforgettable moment.
Batgirl: One of her favorites is when you were on a date and she made you a little origami heart that said "I love you." It was so thoughtful and sweet. Another time, she surprised you with a beautiful bouquet of flowers and chocolate on your birthday.
Superboy: One that always makes him blush is from last Valentine's Day. He had made a romantic dinner reservation at this French restaurant for you both, but there was an awful snowstorm outside and everything was shut down. So you made the dinner yourselves and had the most romantic night in with just the two of you. It didn't get any more romantic than that.
#batman x reader#superman x reader#aquaman x reader#wonder woman x reader#shazam x reader#flash x reader#nightwing x reader#red hood x reader#red robin x reader#robin x reader#batgirl x reader#superboy x reader#dc hcs#dc#dc comics#dc universe
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fics that have forever altered my brain chemistry
(organized by fandom)
Grishaverse
read me poetry by dead men by demigodbeautiies
Major Character Death (but like, he's already dead)
Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck, background Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa, ghosts, ghosts only exist in the moments they are remembered, Non-Linear Narrative, Hurt Hurt Hurt Hurt/Comfort, this one will leave you actually sobbing, implied sexual content
Word Count: 16792 words. 1/1 chapter
Summary:
Wylan suits bright colours better than anything else: especially the warm tones that bring out the gold shine in his hair. He doesn’t look good in black.
Or: Jesper watches the living carry on without him.
origami butterflies by focacciaherbs
Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck, Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa, Background Nina/Matthias, road trips with a stranger, first meeting, modern au, miscommunications, so much bickering, Jan Van Ick is a terrible father but karma catches up to him eventually, implied sexual content (not really)
Word Count: 54536 words. 8/8 chapters
Summary:
“Are you Jesper Fahey?” Just say no, Jesper thinks as he stares at the man in front of him. Deny it and drive off. “Yeah, that’s me.” He sighs. “Get in.”
or: as part of a job for kaz, jesper agrees to drive a weird, annoying, definitely not at all attractive stranger across the country. shenanigans ensue.
Only One Reasonable Plea by Frick6101719
fear of noncon (it doesn't happen, and Kaz never has that intention, but Inej is very convinced that it might for a moment)
Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa, Inej's early days in the Dregs, she also gets a better explanation of her contract with the dregs, Kaz is trying his best to be a good boss but he is just so confused and emotionally incompetent sometimes
Word Count: 3883 words. 1/1 chapter
Summary:
Inej realises that she was so eager to leave the Menagerie she neglected to ask a few important questions about just what her duties as a Dreg would be, and what exactly her new boss expects from her.
a good myth is hard to kill by MajorGodComplex
Kaz Brekker/Darkling, Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa, Kaz Brekker/Jesper Fahey (kind of), Sun Summoner Kaz, Canon-Typical Violence, Mostly Kazling, unhealthy relationships, the slowest of burns (death threats are involved), Kaz learns how to open up to people the hard way, meanwhile the Darkling is busy gaslight-gatekeep-girlbossing, no seriously is gets bad, the Crows have so many shenanigans, oh and Nikolai is there too I guess
Word Count: 231561 words. 97/97 chapters
Summary:
“Kaz Brekker…Sun Summoner...I’ve been waiting a long time for you.” “Hope that means you’ve built patience, then, because I anticipate you’re going to wait a fair bit more.”
Kaz is the Sun Summoner, and boy is he pissed about it.
Batman Media
what you're longing for (you claim to abhor) by ghost-bxrd
Violence (mostly canon-typical, but there are some graphic-er parts)
They're All Good Siblings, Identity Reveal, jason pretends to be a hallucination, the bats get kidnapped far too many times to be healthy for them but it's ✨for the plot✨, the batfam has a collective identity crisis about Red Hood, Hurt/Comfort, oops Jason accidentally got emotionally attached to someone he's supposed to hate
Word Count: 52036 words. 12/12 chapters
Summary:
He smiles, all teeth, “Come on Replacement, I even got to the door with both legs busted. This should be nothing.” “You’re right. Jason… Jason wouldn’t have given up. He would fight, I can still—“ The boy wobbles, and Jason has to suppress the mortifying impulse to jump to his aid. “I can still fight. Batman needs me.” “That’s a terrible idea,” he muses aloud, and if there’s a hint of real concern somewhere under all the roiling green, well, nobody can prove it.
aka. the not-actual-hallucination Jason Todd tries the less hands on approach to getting revenge. It ends up backfiring spectacularly.
aka. the non traditional way to (reluctantly) reintegrate into the family after being dead, coming back to life, and becoming a crime lord, Jason "Red Hood" Todd edition
On The Record by oldmannapping
Social Media, Crack Treating Seriously, mostly about Roy & Bernard & Jason but there's a bunch of other characters in there too, mini stories and vignettes that kind of connect
Word Count: 9,652 words. 7/? chapters
Summary:
Bernard and Roy start a TikTok page. Red Hood reads thirst tweets. Nightwing is a troll. Roy gets candid.
Gotham isn't prepared.
I will probably add to this...
#I will probably also edit this all later because it is currently like... 3am#Go read these fics. and then comment about them on ao3. and then yell at them on Tumblr about how amazing their writing is#go on. do it#I don't care if the fic is 10 minutes old or 10000 years. you WILL read them.#I'm writing them all down here so that I never lose them#fic rec#fanfiction#ao3#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#inej ghafa#kaz brekker#the darkling#kanej#wesper#batfam#batman#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#dick grayson#barbara gordon
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#12 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)
Penguin: Mad Hatter learned how to fold origami penguins from me the other day. I told him as a joke, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day he put them in the fridge.
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Catwoman: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Riddler: Yeah-
Two Face: *kicks in the door*
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Riddler: Hey, check out my Question Mark umbrella!
*Riddler opens his umbrella while indoors*
Mad Hatter: Riddler, that’s bad luck…
Riddler: Chill out, Mad Hatter!
Scarecrow, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!
Riddler and Mad Hatter: *screams*
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Joker: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Lex Luthor: Joker, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Two Face: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Two Face: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Grace Lamont: I did?
Harvey Dent: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today, Grace.
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Riddler: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.
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Lex Luthor: Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god.
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Mad Hatter: I have a bad feeling about this...
Scarecrow: What do you mean?
Mad Hatter: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Scarecrow: No?
Riddler: That actually explains so much.
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Joker: *types in Batman*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Joker: How DARE YOU-
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March Harriet: Do you feel any better?
Mad Hatter: I feel much better now that you here with me.
*Music Meister walks in*
Mad Hatter: I feel half better.
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Bane: Can I have your number?
Scarecrow, visible texting: I don't have a phone.
#Batman: Vigilante#harvey and two face both love grace really much#one day bane will have the phone number of scarecrow#joker should stop too much idealize batman#mad hatter really can't stand music meister#batman dc au#dc au#batman au#dc joker#scarecrow#dc mad hatter#march harriet#two face#harvey dent#grace lamont#dc riddler#lex luthor#catwoman#dc penguin#music meister#grace lamont x harvey dent#grace lamont x two face#mad hatter x march harriet#hatterharriet#batjokes#banecrow#batman#batman incorrect quotes#dc universe
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