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gatorbites-imagines · 11 months

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hope ur having a good day! i wanna ask for some Eobard Thawne x Male Reader where reader is just a normal dude. Like just some guy, i think itd be a funny concept :]

Eobard Thawne x male reader

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I love Thawne sm, he’s my bbygirl. He’s a lil crazy, but that’s okay.

Now Thawne is literally just the biggest hater in all of existence, like God damn. He runs on hate and spite, and I appreciate that, because its relatable.

Youd most likely have met after he’s been in a fight with some hero or similar. Maybe he crashes into your yard or into your apartment. You don’t know much about heroes, you know the main ones sure, but you don’t keep track of all of them.

So, when you see someone who looks like a yellow flash in your yard bleeding out, you just kinda shrug and drag him inside, patching him up to the best of your ability. You get the head part of his suit off him and your pleasantly surprised at how red his hair is, you’ve always liked redheads.

You know nothing about speedsters’ preferences for food, and your used to cooking for just one person and have meal prepped for that. But you pull out some snacks you got laying around and a bottle of water, and put it on table beside Thawne, where you flopped him onto your couch.

When Thawne wakes, he’s immediately ready to fight, until he notices he’s just laying on someone’s couch, in a random living room who knows where. He’s honestly confused, because he’s a well-known villain and was in the middle of a fight.

He almost jumps up to throw hands when you walk into the room, eating whatever dinner you had prepped the day before. Imagine his surprise when you just go “hey, your awake. I found you in my yard, you good?”

Insert very confused Thawne, he tries to pull the whole, evil villain thing, but you are so chill and unamused that he just ends up giving up. One way or another you two just end up sitting on the couch and watching the newest episode of your current show.

It becomes a thing honestly. In the beginning he shows up after fights for you to patch up, even though you know very little first aid, but whatever. You put up with it, because if that’s the payment you have to pay for a hot redhead to sit shirtless on your couch, so be it.

Thawne won’t admit it for a long time, but he starts to enjoy your company quite a lot. Maybe it’s the fact that you couldn’t care less about him being a villain or what he does that has heroes after him. Or maybe it’s the fact that you don’t put up with his shit either.

The first time you scolded him and called him an idiot, his heart stuttered, and he won’t ever admit but his face got almost as red as his hair.

You tell him with a flat expression that he’s eating you out of house and home, because of speedster metabolism, so Thawne starts bringing groceries and helping around the house.

At some point you two realize he’s just kinda moved in, like a big street cat you’ve been feeding on your porch, that walked inside and just never left again.

You two never outright say you are dating, it just hits Thawne one day that you guys are cuddling on the couch and watching movies, and that you guys give each other kisses before you go to work, or Thawne runs off to be a villain like normal.

Its honestly quite domestic. I could imagine Thawne taking care of housework since you are the “breadwinner”, since you are the only one with a legal job. Sure, Thawne steals to get money, but he also starts stealing stuff you guys can use around the house.

Imagine Barry and the other speedster’s confusion when Thawne steals a brand-new dishwasher, or a whole porch set, chairs, tables, and all.

You never stop Thawne, since being a villain is kinda his whole thing, you just tell him not to do it with you around, so you have plausible deniability. You do appreciate the gifts he brings you too, but you never mention how most of the shirts he brings you are a little tight, you know he likes looking at you.

Thawne goes a lil crazy when you come home after work wearing your slacks, your button up and your tie. He always wants to be the one to undo your tie so he can pull you into a kiss.

He gets you expensive accessories you can wear to work, think watches that cost more than what you make in six months, tie clips, rings, etc. Everyone at your job honestly think you have some super rich sugar daddy.

You are both quite happy with your relationship, and theres nothing better than coming home to Thawne in an apron, cooking up in the kitchen. He always purrs when you come in through the door and swaggers over, drapes his arms over you, and asks about your day.

After some time, you two get engaged, it just kinda happened. You guys already act like a married couple, but one of you would have proposed. If it was you, you’d pull out a ring on a date or just during one of the evenings you are cuddling on the couch. You would use your family’s heirloom ring.

If its Thawne, he would go out of his way to make a huge deal out of it. hed rob the highest security jewelers in the world, or force the best jewelry maker to make a custom ring.

When the heroes show up its most likely Barry, maybe some of the others since Thawne has been MIA for a long time. They assumed he was planning something big, but he’s been busy playing househusband for you this entire time.

When they learn he’s trying to get a wedding ring they all thing “wait he’s got a lover???”. Thawne is gone before they can catch him though.

The heroes assume the worst, and assume his partner is as much of a villain as he is. Then Barry gets a wedding invite, written by you, since Barry’s been Thawnes nemesis for who knows how long.

Barry has always been a good guy, and since the invite specificlally says not to start anything at the wedding, he goes. Barry goes with the plan to scope out Thawne and his partner, but also to support him cuz its Barry.

Then he sees that Thawne is marrying you, the most normal guy he’s ever seen. When he talks to you, he realizes that you truly love Thawne, and though Thawne doesn’t say it with words, it’s clear the way he looks at you that he’s completely smitten.

The wedding goes great, and Barry is a big supporter, especially when he realizes Thawnes villainy has gone down a lot because he’s so happy with you, that he doesn’t wanna put you are risk.

It ends up becoming a peace thing, Thawne doesn’t do anything huge and Barry wont lock him away for life or have him thrown in the phantom zone. Thawne wont target Barry’s family and alike, and Thawne gets to stay with you.

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tickletastic · 4 months

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Love the thought of speedsters using vibrating fingers in a tickle fight!! Wally being downright mean to dick because when his fingers or hands are vibrating its an impossible task to remove them from you. Wallys favorite tickle tactic is let me stick my vibrating finger on your worst spot and see how long you last. Dick has a love hate relationship with this game. I also hc that while dick is a bat hes the most expressive if someone wiggle their fingers at dick he flinches away and is already trying to stop giggling (this only happens with people hes close with and tickle him all the time usually its wally and batfam that it works with)

omg robin!dick is absolutely the squirmiest, he can barely sit still, let alone keep his face straight when wally starts to wiggle his fingers in his direction. dick is just able to catch that look on wally’s face and he knows he’s about to be laughing

YES the power of speedster fingers is so underrated, like wally can literally just put his hands on dick’s ribs and vibrate and dick is screaming and begging in seconds. wally would so use it on dick, and bart would absolutely use it on tim (and gar, and kon). barry might’ve even heard whispers of its effectiveness from wally and bart and decide to try it out on bruce one time (his life has been at risk ever since)

there’s so much potential in speedster lers, like even with raspberries, it would be so easy to make them so much worse by vibrating. or nibbling while vibrating? literally hell (but dick kinda loves it, bc he loves to lose control)

#ask #anon #I love the speedsters #and they’d be such good lers #but also HUGE lees #dick grayson #wally west #barry allen #bart allen

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friendlyneighborhoodcrow · 10 months

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Stolen Heart

Hello there, folks! It has been a while, haha. But I am back after my unexpected hiatus. And I am back with something slightly unexpected, a Marvel fic! X-men was kinda my first love when it comes to superhero movies, and after rewatching a few movies, that love has made a resurgence. In particular, Quicksilver! I can not express how much I adore him, so I wrote a fic. I won’t lie to you, dear reader; this is rather self-indulgent, but I tried really hard to capture the essence of Peter Maximoff.

But anyway, imagine you are a mutant working and training at Xavier’s school, and after a particular incident, you realize, you may have some more than friendly feelings for the silver hair speedster.

Mutant fem!reader (No use of y/n. plant control mutation)

Relationships: Peter Maximoff x reader

Warnings: None really, all pretty fluffy. Just good ol’ friends to lovers!

Word count: 2.5k

You had a list of problems, but currently, settled on the very top; was your best friend, Peter Maximoff. You had known Peter for years, you were closer to him than you thought possible with a friend, and maybe it was. It had been a week since your revelation, an entire week of dodging the speedster to understand what was happening. It was awful. You missed your friend and hated him at the same time. How could he be so effortlessly striking? With his silver hair, band t-shirts, silly goggles, and handsome face? It was not fair! Peter was your best friend! Why would the world curse you with feelings that crept from the deepest corners of your mind? Despite all your denial, the newly discovered truth remained, you were in love with your best friend.

The chaos of your thoughts was hard to escape, and it only worsened when you were in Peter's presence. So here you were, in the privacy of the garden. The lush vines of the garden constricted and writhed as you sat amongst them, attempting to puzzle out why your relationship had changed so suddenly. Sighing, you opened your eyes as it seemed that even your thinking place offered no answers. The plant life of the school's garden calmed and settled into its rightful places as you regained control of yourself. You thought back to the day it happened and could see it so clearly in your mind’s eye.

It was a chilly spring day, and you had a rare day off from the intensive X-Men training. It had seemed obvious that you would spend the day with Peter, the two of you often seemed joined at the hip, but recently, you had both been called on for missions separately. Now that you both had some time to relax, you agreed to visit Peter’s house to see his family and have a day away from Xavier’s school. Thinking hard, you remembered how you had felt nothing abnormal when Peter wrapped an arm around your waist and held your neck, getting ready to speed off to his Mother’s house. As you thought about the events following, you felt the flowers around you blooming and the vines once again crawling toward you.

“Peter!” Lorna called as she ran toward the both of you at the entryway of the Maximoff household. Her laughter as Peter hugged her made you smile vibrantly.

“Hey there, Lorna! Miss me?” Peter questioned his sister.

“Yeah, I did!” She had a giddy expression as she led you into the house, talking about all the recent happenings at home.

Chuckling at a comment about an incident involving missing cookies, you spotted Miss Maximoff in the kitchen. You walked in, and she stood to greet you.

“Oh, it’s nice to see you, hun! How have you been? Has Peter driven you up the wall yet?”

“It’s good to see you too! I’m doing well, a little worn out perhaps, but it’s no fault of Peter’s, Miss Maximoff.”

“How long have you known me, hun? I think we're at the point where you can call me Magda,” she looked at you almost sternly, but her facade broke as she continued,

“Well, I’m glad you’re well, but I don’t know how you can keep up with him sometimes.”

“I’m right here, you know,” Peter said, suddenly holding a stack of snack cakes.

“Alright, Mom, it’s good to see you, but we are going to the basement.”

In a flash, you were in the middle of Peter’s room, which seemed to be equal parts dragon hoard, as always. A dizzy spell set in as you clutched your head, slightly hunched over. You groaned as Peter flopped onto the couch.

“I hate when you don’t warn me, you know?”

“I don’t think you hate anything about me, hun,” he started, mocking his mother’s endearment for you.

“So what do you wanna do? We could play ping pong or maybe try to beat my high score on Pac-Man,” he said, waving a hand toward his undeniably stolen arcade machines.

“Maybe, we could go into town and-”

“How does a movie sound?” you interrupted his fast-paced string of ideas.

“Oh sure, that sounds great,” he jumped up to root through a box overflowing with VHS tapes, “Can’t believe I didn’t think of that!”

You chuckled and sat on the couch beside Peter’s now empty seat. His room had always been fascinating to you. It was like a reflection of Peter when he was a teen, filled with stolen signage, snacks, goods, and electronics, Peter’s room had a little bit of everything, and you loved it.

“How about John Dane in The Jaws of Death?” Peter said dramatically, raising his arms toward you.

“Sure,” you laughed, “But Who is John Dane?”

“No idea!” Peter told you as he readied the small television to play the movie.

As you reclined on the couch, he appeared next to you with an armload of snacks, including the cakes he had retrieved most recently. Leaning over, you grabbed a box to open as you questioned the nature of the film.

“I don’t know, it’s supposed to be a horror, but don’t worry if you get scared, my arms will be open,” he chuckled and threw you a sly smile.

“My hero.” Rolling your eyes, you broke into a bag of sugary goodness.

“Always will be!” he said in his normal upbeat tone of voice, but looking over, he sported a soft smile.

As the movie began, you settled into your seat next to Peter with a contented sigh, and he mimicked you, putting his leg up and onto the table in front of the couch.

The volume of the tense music began to rise as one of the characters slowly crept down a darkened hallway. The character, Stacy, wore a nervous expression that translated through the screen to you. Under your breath, you murmured; what a stupid idea. Peter turned to look at you, now nestled into his side and asked you to repeat what you had said.

“I said, what a stupid idea, she’s going to get herself killed!” You whisper-shouted, practically right next to Peter’s ear.

“Well, isn’t that the whole thing with half of these horror movie babes? They walk down dark hallways, and the monster gets them,” he stated like it was a fact as he looked back at the television. “But don’t worry, I’d never let that happen to you.”

“What a prince charming,” you said, “do you think I’d make it?”

“What do you mean, hun?”

“As a ‘horror movie-babe’ like you so wonderfully put it.”

“Well, you're pretty enough, but are we talking with or without the freaky plant control?”

It appeared that Peter was making a point of not looking at you now. His warm brown eyes were glued to the tv screen as Stacy jumped away from something in the dark. His leg bounced faster than average, and if you didn’t know better, you’d say he looked tense. It could be the movie, you thought. But as you absorbed his words, you felt yourself grow warm. Did he think you were pretty?

“Of course I do! I mean, who wouldn’t? You’ve got nice eyes, and you’re great to talk to and- and-” Peter trailed off as he turned to look at you.

Your face grew even warmer as he answered what you thought was just a thought. Peter’s cheeks sported a dusting of a rosy pink colour that reminded you of your flowers back at the mansion. It looked nice on him- oh man, now where were these thoughts coming from?

In silence, you stared at one another. Despite how foreign it seemed, there was no discomfort, and it almost seemed natural. Peter’s brown eyes seemed to search your face, and you were sure your own eyes did the same. Peter was your best friend, he was funny, he was always there for you, and he was handsome, you couldn’t deny it. He cared about you, and you cared about him. Maybe that’s why you found yourself learning further toward him on the worn couch. With a clear sense of trepidation, Peter inched closer to you. You were sure you’d never seen him move so slowly before. Meeting each other’s eyes-

“Oh no! Oh God, please, no!” A loud shriek ripped through Peters's basement.

Peter and you jumped back and looked at the tv, hearts racing. You started laughing suddenly as a many-toothed-monster took a comical bite out of Stacy.

“Are- are you seriously laughing? At that?” Peter said, starting to laugh as well, though the redness of his face remained.

“I- yeah, sorry, it’s just- it looks so silly, doesn’t it?” you smiled as poor Stacy continued to scream.

Peter scrutinized the screen as a broad smile began to curl up his face, “Yeah, it looks like- like ketchup!” Peter snorted as he looked back at you.

“I’m glad we spent the day together,” you expressed awkwardly.

Peter paused for a moment. He opened and closed his mouth before speaking, “I am too.”

Once the movie was over, and you said your goodbyes to Magda and Lorna, Peter sped off with you to the school. The day was waning, and the warm sunlight cast golden rays over the school. You were glad to be home. Peter told you he had to talk with Scott and quickly sped off before you could ask him why. Now alone, you walked toward the garden to mull over the day's events. The flowers were creeping up from the ground, and with a gentle wave of your hand, a vibrant bloom of wildflowers stared back at you. Plucking a sizable daisy, you examined the lovely blossom. It reminded you of the days when you, alongside your friends, would pluck the petals asking if the latest school crush liked you back. You smiled at that thought and returned to examining the flower. It had an odd amount of petals; that means he loves me, sounded a voice within your head.

At that very moment, it felt like your world changed. You wanted Peter to love you. A cascade of romantic images flooded your mind as you recoiled from the daisy, dropping it to the ground. Oh no, this isn’t good. Alone in Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters garden, you realized you loved Peter Maximoff.

“Hey, are you- woah, are you okay?”

A familiar voice called your name from somewhere in the garden. Snapping your dazed eyes open, you realized a wall of flowering vines wrapped itself around you and writhed closer together with every passing second. The voice called again, muffled by the thick green ropes that twisted around you.

“Listen, we need to talk, but I can see you want to be alone,” the muffled voice said dejectedly.

Panic struck your heart as the voice registered. It was Peter! Peter was here! Quickly, you raised your hands and took a breath. With a steady mind, you lowered your hands, attempting to drive the tangling mess of plants into the ground. The Vines were slow to move, and you worried Peter would leave before the chaos of flowers and greens would disappear.

“Peter, wait!” You shouted in the direction you guessed he was in. You cursed the plant's reluctance to move and focused more of your energy on forcing them away. The plants began to shrink back more quickly, and you breathed a sigh of relief as Peter’s figure came into view.

He stood before you in his usual gear but without his typical air of confidence. He slumped forward, and his face with painted with a slight frown as he fidgeted with his hands. He met your gaze and smiled a little, but it did not seem to meet his eyes as you rose to meet him.

“Listen, I know you’ve been avoiding me recently, but I don’t know why!” Peter started as though the words leapt off his tongue.

“But you’re my best friend, and I want to be there for you, so whatever is up, you’ve just got to tell me!” He continued, and your heart twisted like the plants around you as his words circled your mind.

Despite your best attempts to evade the speedster throughout the week, he wasn’t mad, only worried for you. Before you could properly think, you threw your arms around him, pulling him into a tight hug. You closed your eyes and babbled something about being sorry and how he didn’t deserve your treatment.

“Hun, I know you wouldn’t just up and leave someone, even a loser like me.”

Opening your eyes and gazing at his face revealed his goofy smile, and you smiled back as you maintained your hold on Peter. I want to kiss that smiling face all the time! You thought as Peter looked at you. Your smile faded as you realized there was no going back. Peter was your best friend, but you couldn’t continue to hold onto such tangling feelings. Letting go of his sides, you pulled him down to the grass to sit opposite you.

“Peter, I’ve been thinking,” you began slowly.

“You’re my best friend, and you’ve always been there for me, and I hope I can be there for you,” you breathed unsteadily as his eyes took in your face.

“I just don’t think I can keep this inside anymore! You saw the plants, for goodness sake,” you laughed, hoping to relieve the tension that weighed down your figure.

“Listen, I-” Peter started, but you quickly interrupted him.

“I understand if you don’t feel the same and if you don’t, we can forget about all of this, but I-” You began to shake as Peter’s expression became unreadable.

“Well, I, I- I think you stole my heart.” You finished with a breath as the weight of the week lifted from you.

Silence took over the garden as Peter stared at you. You didn’t dare move for fear that he would leave. Peter didn’t move for fear that he would wake up from such a wonderful dream. After what seemed to be an eternity of stillness, Peter leaned forward and brushed his lips against yours.

You struggled to keep in a gasp as he quietly whispered for your consent. You swallowed, nodded, and met his lips in a chaste kiss. The world seemed to disappear as Peter reached an arm around you. His lips were soft, if not slightly chapped, and his arm held you loosely. The kiss seemed to last for an eternity and a second, all at once. It was soft and filled with a light that you had never felt. It was like flowers blooming. The feeling of bliss continued as he leaned away with a growing smile.

“It’s a habit of mine,” he sighed, “Besides, I always liked flowers.”

His grin became rather sly as he looked over your blushing face.

“So, how does a date sound? Maybe a bad horror movie at my place?”

“I’d like nothing more!” You laughed as Peter stood with you, leading you out of the garden, bright daisies blooming around where you had kissed, all with odd petals.

I hope you enjoyed and I really appreciate your reblogs and comments :)

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 2 years

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Who even is bar tor

Oh this dude suuuuuucks

Basically when DC rebooted everything for the N52 they rebooted Bart as well but the thing is, they made him a total fucking asshole with zero redeeming qualities. This characterization of Bart was so bad and so hated that DC had to retcon it out of existence.

This is where Bar Torr comes in.

Bar was DC's fall guy. They created this murderous genocidal teenaged speedster from the future (I'm not even kidding this kid has killed millions) and then they said "Hey no it's fine!! The asshole in the Kid Flash costume isn't Bart it's this child terrorist! We didn't screw up it's just that Bart doesn't exist and this mass murderer has been masquerading as him!"

Anyway, yeah, he's the second homicidal green teenaged speedster to just straight up replace Bart without his friends realizing it. At least Thaddeus studied Bart so he could mimic his facial expressions and attitude. Bar Torr just kinda showed up outta nowhere and decided pretending to be Bart would be a great way to hide from the time police.

Doesn't look great for Tim or Cassie that this has happened twice now without them realizing it. Conner gets a pass because GUESS WHAT?? The Superboy who was on their team and fighting alongside them?? That wasn't actually Conner. He was an evil clone of Jon Kent pretending to be Conner. There's at least a year of Cassie, Tim, Conner and Bart living in Titans Tower together and being Teen Titans where both Bart and Conner weren't actually Bart and Conner.

But yeah. As for Bar Torr, the dude is in future jail now.

#bar torr #bart allen #impulse #kid flash #Conner Kent #Superboy #cassie sandsmark #tim drake #wonder girl #robin #red robin #teen titans #young justice #young just us #dc #dc comics #the flash

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silverzoomies · 2 months

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It's not really a question, but an idea popped into my head, I watched Days of Future Past recently, imagine a student from the future, for some reason (a power I don't know) manages to go back in time and become best friends with her favorite teacher when he was younger (Peter obviously!) I don't know if anything can come out of this, but in my head the idea was brilliant lol 😝

I’ve been meaning to respond to this ask !! I thought it was absolutely delightful !!

Days of Future Past is so cozy to me. There’s just something about the way the time period is presented - with all those lovable characters - that makes it feel so genuine and fun. I’m a goofball with a childlike imagination. Nothing is more comforting to me than imagining being there tbh. As silly as it sounds.

This concept absolutely warms my heart, since it fulfills that silly dream.

Anyway, I have some thoughts under the cut !!

Peter Maximoff headcanons - Student reader goes back in time and meets their favorite, speedster teacher in his teen years!

We know Peter eventually becomes a teacher in canon. I’m not really sure what he teaches, since they never really clarified. But there’s no doubt in my mind he’d be great at his job.

Mr. Maximoff is definitely a more laid back kinda teacher

I do imagine he’s the type to playfully mess with any students who act out of line. I’ve had teachers like that before in the past. The ones who take no shit and lightheartedly tease students. That’s absolutely on brand for Peter

I also get the vibe he’d be so “how do you do fellow kids” about everything

And the students would think he’s cool anyway. I mean, he’s fast. He loves cool music - and probably some really cool movies/shows/games too!

I imagine he’d deck out his classroom/office in all kinds of pop culture memorabilia. Very similar to the way he decorated his basement back when he lived at his mom's

Reader as a mutant student would be no different than the other kids. Y’all know you’d think he was the coolest teacher there ever was. Some of you might even look up to him! And maybe also develop a harmless crush. He is handsome, after all.

Imagine your surprise - after you’ve gone back in time for mission with some of the X-Men. It’s part of your training. You never thought you’d get the chance to time travel, of all things. Or, if we're following DoFP canon; maybe you went back in time with Logan? You're one of the last surviving mutants, and your mutation is useful somehow. It could go either way!

But Mr. Maximoff is there in the past. Only, he’s seventeen, acting on impulse, and being a playful nuisance.

He thinks you’re weird as hell. You totally bizarre, future kid. But you’re also pretty alright...since you think he's so cool 'n all. Most people just think he's a freak. And hey, you're a mutant like him! He doesn't know a lot of mutants yet!

And how the heck are you from the future - but you somehow know all the bands he likes, the movies he’s into, the shows he watches, even the games he plays??

Spoiler alert - it’s because Mr. Maximoff has a tendency to show off all his favorite things in class. Dude can’t go a single day without referencing Galaga, or Star Wars, or David Bowie, or whatever else

If you’re allowed to disclose any info about the future, you’ll probably tell him he gets a teaching job. Not only that, but the kids all love him

To which he responds with a - tsh, yeah. Right.

Why would he ever become a teacher?? He hates school! He can’t ever focus in class! His grades are the worst, and he bombs every test! C’mon…no way! What’re you tryin’ to pull his leg???

Y-You’re pulling his leg, right?

It’d be dope if you got the chance to hang out with him for a little bit. You could follow him around while he got into his usual, kleptomaniac shenanigans

Y’all would definitely cause enough trouble to get the cops called on you

Actually, when you find out the local cops know his name by heart - you can't help but do a double take

Mr. Maximoff? The coolest teacher in Westchester? The dude who’s always doggin’ on students for running in the halls? He used to be a lawless rulebreaker? Holy shit!! You almost couldn't wait to return to the future, just to poke fun at him for bein' such a troublemaker in his youth

Honestly, there’s a lot of really fun ideas one could pull from this, anon. I can’t even do it justice. I’d love if anyone else wanted to add their take. My brain has been so broken lately. But thank you for your ask!! I love you dearly!!

#peter maximoff headcanons #headcanons #txt #asks #anon #peter maximoff #quicksilver

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belle-of-a-time · 24 days

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Because the rot consumes here’s

Batfam-Soul Eater AU

Bruce is a weapon and he’s a gun. And he fucking hates it like Despises it

Talia turned him into a death scythe but lord death never makes him transform. He’s just a strategist and a teacher now.

Talia is a witch but she hid it until after she made Bruce a death scythe.

Also Bruce’s like honor code is a little different here since “no killing” is kinda silly when the only reason the academy exists is to kill kishins he thinks A: everyone is constantly teetering on the edge of madness all the time. And B: it is a moral failing if you succumb to the madness. Which is why he didn’t go after the joker after Jason, because doing so would have been giving in to the madness.

Dick is a meister

He bounced back and forth between Barbara who is a grappling hook and also a meister and Kori who is some sort of lava cannon or something.

Barbara got Severely hurt during a fight while wielding Jason and had to stop for a while. She’s back at it though, helping Bruce as a strategist and as like “Mission Control” Bruce is guiding her to take over for him someday.

Dick now fights with Wally who is his like electric escrima sticks because speedster=lightning in my mind.

Jason is also a gun but he thinks it’s Very cool. Barbara was with Jason when they were assigned to take down the joker who is a kishin egg. He killed Jason and severely injured Babs.

Jason was revived by Talia because obviously, using the black blood and he was overtaken by the madness for a while before being pulled back towards sanity by his friends.

Hes partnered with Roy now who Does have A daughter Lian. Teen pregnancy stuff. You get it.

Tim is a meister. He can resonate with anyone but he really struggled to find a weapon he really clicked with. So he fought by directing his soul wavelength for a while.

He met Bernard who is a bo staff and they clicked and are now partners.

Steph used to fight by herself using a non person weapon, no one is really sure where she got it. But now she and Cassandra are partners and No One but Steph and maybe Bruce and Barbara know what kind of weapon she is all anyone can tell is that she’s something small, she can also see soul wavelengths.

There’s a good chance though that when you see Steph alone that Cass is actually transformed and concealed somewhere on her person

Duke is a weapon who fights alone (like Justin law) I don’t know what kind of weapon but it’s something weird and COOL he’s got to be really super cool. It definitely glows and he can like “enchant” (not really the word I’m looking for but it works) it with his soul wavelength to like resonate/boost his own attacks.

Duke is the closest to becoming a death scythe of the batfam.

Damian is PISSED that he wasn’t born a weapon. He really really wants to be a death scythe, so it bums him out that he can’t.

I think it’s really funny if he Is actually a weapon but he’s even more repressed than Maka so literally no one knows.

That or Talia tried to ensure he’d be a witch and it backfired somehow and locked away his weapon transformation instead.

He’s partnered with Jon who is a sword

Damian is absolutely determined to make Jon into the youngest death scythe ever

Jon does not particularly care either way he definitely wants to become a death scythe but isn’t super bothered by timeline but if that’s what Damian wants god damnit he’s going to try his best!! Jon is very Tsubaki core to me. They are the tsu/blackstar combo of the batfam.

Back to Jason, Bruce understands Jason’s struggle with the madness and just really really wants his son to talk to him but he never ever gives ANY indication that he’d react well or even Want to talk to Jason about anything. Especially when he keeps reacting so high and mighty and preachy when Jason is Worse at dealing with the madness than anyone else.

Other—non batfam—headcanons

Clark and Lois are a death scythe/ meister combo In that order. They’re off doing shit constantly and Kon ends up basically taking care of Jon most of the time.

J’onn is a teacher (also a weapon) at the academy in my mind the like struggle with madness is split off onto Bruce but the like rest of stein is in J’onn mixed with Sid’s like dad energy.

J’onn is the teacher that Everyone goes to for advice about basically anything.

Also J’onn is a weapon who can change form like Tsubaki can but he’s got A Lot more forms. He can see wavelengths. And attack with his own wavelength. He’s basically super overpowered but he hardly ever has to fight.

Barry is a death scythe nuff said

All of the like magic users in the justice league including aquaman because… fish. Are witches

Zetanna’s witch form/animal form is a lion because she gives me ringmaster vibes? Idk.

Constantine’s animal form is the wettest saddest rat you’ve ever seen. It’s also huge. Also he is Literally trading off pieces of his soul and he looks SUPER freaky to anyone who can see souls

The main villain of the arc is the league of assassins. Run by witches. The academy and the justice league witches team up to take them down. They’re trying to turn the joker into a full blown kishin using the black blood which is a stand in for the Lazarus pits. I’m thinking like full on Pits of the stuff and everyone has to donate blood to the pits every time they walk past. All these assassins are Covered in self inflicted cuts so they can donate their blood.

When people displease Ra’s they get bled out into the black blood. Like draining an animal style. So ominously hanging over the pit by the ankles bleeding out into it are like a lot of bodies. And in the center in like a cage half submerged in the blood is the joker and they bring him all the souls after the people bleed to death.

They do kidnap J’onn at some point, also Tim, and Bernard, and idk Lian for the drama

So rescue mission! Also kill the joker! Is the main finale.

#batfam #DC #crossover #soul eater #DC as soul eater #headcanon #long post

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tootally-noot-a-cult · 1 year

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I dont like the young justice TV show

OK OK before you say anything hears my opinion on this TV show

the one on HBO max I mean

I hate it, it makes me want to rip my hair out

and here are some of the reasons why

First off, they put the whole ass wrong Robin in there

They put Dick in there?? No?? The Robin that was in the Young Justice was Tim Drake not Dick. He was never a member of the Young justice

Time, Conner and Bart where the three IfirstI members of the Young justice, they made the team, and by the time that Tim is Robin Dicks a full grown adult so why would he be in there??

Dick was a Teen Titan sure but a young justice member?? Hello?

I mean like a quick google serch can tell you what Robin it was and like i guess benifit of the doubt the robins are a bit confusing but they have Tim come into the show later on like he was the Robin after Dick? No? Where did Jason go? After Dick Jason was Robin, not Tim.

Like for what reason (also why did they flatten his hair like that)

Like thats Tim in the first Young justice comics

You can litrally just Google it and get the right one

Okay i could talk about just the robins for hours but moving on to my second point

CONNER WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

Why did they compleatly change him?? Why??

Not only did they give him worlds most boreing design but they also compleatly changed his backstory to??

Starting with the disign thing because thats my bigest ick this is what hes suposed to look like (what he looked like in his protraal in the comic books)

Like look how cool that is with the Leather jacket and the belts all the color design, like you can get a pretty good grasp of his personality just based on his design, but what they did with him in the show...

CONNER WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

They just took out everything that made him a unique character, like everything

His entire personality was also changed witch i absolutly cannot stand. He almost acts like a wild animal in the show like for what reson did they need to make him the worst character ever in the show I hate it so much

Why did they change his whole backstory to?? Like he was made from super man and Lex Luthors DNA right?? Not in this show! He was made by like a cult in the tv show for whatever reson

They compleatly changed his character like compleatly and its probally one of the biggest resons why i dont like this show

but i guess ill give them points on actually putting in the right super boy because its the only charachter who was actually a member of the young justece

Third off, they goofed up Bart big time

Another backstory they almost compleatly changed.

They kept in him coming from the 31st century but he comes from like a post apocoliptic world?? Hello??

The TLDR on Barts actually backstory: He couldnt turn off his super speed abilities so his grandmother (iris) took him back in time to wally so wally could help him, since he grew up so fast he was hooked into VR so that he could mentally age at the same rate goofing up his fear responce and makeing him very impulsive.

The thing is the time that Bart goes back to is the time that wallys the flash, In the show Wally is still the kid flash

Witch is another point in of itself Wally was never a member of the young justice and the flash (barry allen) isnt suosed to be around

Why they changed what Robin and 'Kid flash' where in this tv show only to later introduce the correct ones is unknown to me i have no idea why they would do that.

long story short they put the wrong speedster in there but later put the right one in there only to goof it up

Fourth off

why did they change arrowett like that?

They not only changed her name and the color of her costume (why??) but they had a weird side romance with Wally and her wich why AND they changed her whole ass name??? Her name is Cissy? Why did they flipin change that??

Last but not least

Where are wonder girl and seccret??

Wonder girl is important?? literally what?? Not only that but they took out secret to? Shes kinda important?

Someone please inform me if im wrong on them both not being there I didn't watch the whole show its mind melting

That' s her and she made like three of four big plot lines in the comic series.

Small things i wont elaborate on for the sake of lenght,

Why was speedy there?

I hate what they did to Miss Martian

Why did they need to change the whole timeline for this show?

I could go off on this show for literal hours and how bad it is but thats just the top five reasons i might make another post like this

TLDR: I hate the young Justice TV show :)

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ive-tumbled-down-a-rabbit-hole · 2 years

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What.the.actual.baguettes Bruce?!

This was meant to be a short fic to get the idea out of my head. It grew.... Oops

Masterlist

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The chaos finally rested on the battlefield. World weary, drained from the prolonged battle, the heroes slowly regrouped together to take stock of the end. Red Robin had come with the bat’s this time rather than the scattered remains of young justice, so slowly started to limp towards his siblings. He could see Kon with Kara fussing over Jon who he waved at and nodded to Bart who was near the other Speedsters.

The big three founders were all huddled together supervising the villain of the day with a petite woman who looked exhausted. The battle had been hard and Bruce, no Batman, ended up reluctantly calling in the Justice Leagues ‘last resort’. The last resort was led by the petite woman and her team were a welcome relief tipping the battle into their favour finally. Her team were currently scattered around searching for survivors and any lost stray villain underlings.

The woman picked up her yoyo of a weapon, which she now treated as a phone, and nodded to whatever she was hearing and hang up to throw the yoyo into the air with another battle cry. Ladybirds flew our righting the damage, mending wounds, setting the battlefield to how it was moments before the first weapon fired.

Red Robin blinked in surprise at it all as his leg was surrounded and finally less battle damaged with only the hints of pain where it was previously.

“I hate magic. It’s fricking creepy!”

Red Robin raised his eyebrow at Red Hoods comment, though he didn’t disagree, hobbled closer to him. As the magic wash faded the woman in question’s costume fell away leaving her standing there in what looked like pyjamas looking very out of place next to the giant founders towering above her.

“Yeah, it’s unusually for B to have this, magic or whatever as a last resort. I thought his typically avoided backup plans that didn’t involve him or something based on understandable science.”

Nightwing stated leaning against Red Hood while staring in confusion at their father. Red Hood shoved Nightwing off his shoulder roughly to watch Red Robin. Red Robin instead of joining in the banter was focused, puzzling out, what was happening with the big three. He could feel Hoods concerned gaze on him as he froze in shock when the woman turned to stare at the ex-Robins, her eyes narrowing as she storms up to Batman.

Ignoring Superman and Wonder Woman, she grabbed Batman’s cloak, yanking him down to her height growling at him in a manner very similar to Hood at times.

“You promised that you would keep an eye on him.”

“I am keeping an eye on him.”

“B! That.is.not.what.I.meant.and.YOU.know.it. So, I’ll say again. What.the.actual.baguettes.is he doing here?!”

“He refused to stay out the field.”

The punch that followed echoed around the area as Batman clutched his jaw clicking it. Wonder Woman placed a hand on Superman’s shoulder stopping him from interfering as Batman cautiously let the tiny woman hiss at him.

“You’re the croissant adult!”

“Ladybug...”

“Oh, mille feuille! If CPS wasn’t so bad, I’d have called them on you years ago! Argh!!”

“Ladybug...”

“Why hasn’t it been sorted! You insist on dancing about in lyrca wearing underwear on top of tights and ploughing money into Gotham like it’s going out of fashion, So,” jabbing her finger into his chest forcefully, “why that macaron hasn’t CPS been reformed! And the people using it!”

“...Ladybug...”

She ignored his potential response as she turned and marched straight towards Red Robin, who still had not moved since her de-masking. Signal having made his way towards the collective of ex-Robin looked on worriedly as she muttered about ‘irresponsible, self-indulgence, no impulse control rich kids’.

“Should... Should we be worried that she just punched ‘the Batman’ with no regrets.”

“Nah, I kinda like her. She ain’t putting up with his cack!”

“Hood! B... I...”

As Nightwing flummoxed, the identified Ladybug stood in front of Red Robin and started to fuss over him in a motherlike manner with tunnel vision solely focused on the young adult in front of her.

“M, I’m ok.”

“Shhhh mon chou! I need to check. I’m so sorry I left and didn’t take you with me. I should have pushed harder to stay or keep you.”

If she held super powers, superman laser beams would have been aimed at Batman with the glare she sent him over her shoulder as her blonde partner made his way towards the big three, most likely to try and smooth over the unexpected attack on Batman.

“The person I asked to keep an eye on you is blind and I should have reported him to CPS if they weren’t so awful.”

Tim shook his head in fondness letting her examine him to her ensure his health met her satisfaction, ignoring his siblings' questioning faces from behind her. Once she was done, she fiddled with her small pink bag which he’d not noticed beforehand and pulled out a macaroon and stuffed in his mouth.

Rolling his eyes at her antics, Tim crunched upon the macaroon and wrapped his arms around the woman, resting his head on top of hers just sighing. He took in her familiar vanilla scents and the flavours of almond and pistachio macaroon dancing on his tongue. It was like coming home, though it felt strange to now tower over the short woman, he finally felt he could relax. Everything about her was unconditional. He didn’t need to be Timothy Drake (-Wayne). He didn’t need to be (Red) Robin. He didn’t need to be the perfect heir, the perfect student, the perfect vigilante. She was happy with just him.

“M, he has looked after me. He took me in when my parents died. I’m ok.”

“He did an awful job at it. I should have stolen you when you turned up with your suitcase packed too instead of telling you to go back to your ice queen mother.”

Tim didn’t respond and just held her closer as he melted into her hug. The constant buzz of worry he’d learnt to ignore finally quietening.

‘The cold anger his mother showered around the mansion chilled Tim to his core. His mother was fuming. Miss Marinette according to her was a harlot who was trying to weasel her way into the elite, using the Drakes as if they were nothing.

He didn’t understand it, Miss Marinette regularly met her friends with her cultural greeting, she had explained what a la bise was to him. Her friends were really nice to him, often asking him about his interests and what he was up to at kindergarten.

They tease Miss Marinette and about being mother and son when he snuggles into her when he was starting to feel tired, which seemed to be one of the issue of her behaviour at gala’s that Mother had; allowing the Drake heir to act his age, that Miss Marinette didn’t deny or push that he wasn’t her son. None of it made any sense.

Apparently last night was the final straw according to Mother and that Miss Marinette was too ‘loose’ for her son to be around. That her flirting(?) was inappropriate. That too many of socialites spoke to her with a familiar ease which was a detriment to Drake Industries and that she HAD to go.

Tim understood all the words, but it just didn’t make sense.

Asking Mother why she was upset was a HUGE mistake. Telling her that Miss Marinette acted like his mother (as she did based on his understanding, she collected him from school like the other mums, she cooked him dinner, she read to him and put him to bed like all his friends mothers did) was a definite bad move as Mothers frosty glare froze Tim’s soul. Her cruel response was to tell him he was old enough to not require an Au Pair and the coddling anymore that he would be over seen by the housekeeper Mrs Mac instead before sending him to his room.

Creeping down his wing (which he shared which Miss Marinette, the opposite side of the mansion to his parents) Tim peeked through the door crack of Miss Marinette’s and listened to the one-sided conversation as Miss Marinette argued with someone on the phone while chaotically throwing items into her bag with a frustrated energy.

“This is your fault!!”

“Because it is!!”

“Ignore me! Like you’ve done so for years!”

“Yes!!! I’ve lived here that long and manged to slip you’re notice and now you owe me this big time.”

“I didn’t need you to know.”

“That was the past!”

“Misma, haven’t you noticed the change?”

“Yeah - not all your doing you lycra clad baguette!!”

“... it’s gonna get worse now too...”

“I can’t!”

“Why?! You’re asking me why?! Oh, mille feuille! Because I’m being fired because of you and your interfering nosy face!”

“I can’t B. Not unless I want to be blocked and banned.”

“They have influence too. And given I worked for them and the field they work in, I’m pretty sure that they have that upper hand. Given my task, I just - I can’t risk it.”

“... I’m not going to misuse them, especially after everything. What’s happened happened. It’s set in stone, this has to happen now and it's all your fault!”

“Can you promise me, please. I wouldn’t asked unless I had to. As one last favour for old time sakes.”

“I love him. Please. Keep an eye on him, please. I need to know he’s safe.”

“He’s my son in all the ways that matter. Please Bruce.”

“Thank you, that’s all I ask for.”

Tim watched as she ended the call and throw the phone on the bed and put her face in her hands. The soft sobs that echoed around the room sent his stomach twisting. She cared for him. She wanted him safe. She was making sure that someone, even at a distance, was going to look out for him. Even if she didn’t work for his parents. None of his memories of love were fake. She truly cared. Insisting a Bruce looked out for him.

Based on the previous night, Bruce was likely to be Bruce Wayne who had slipped into his parent’s conversation. They had insisted Tim played Timothy Drake to meet some of the investors of D.I, so Miss Marinette stood in the background waiting and ready to take him away once he had performed his purpose. When they were distracted, Bruce had whisked Miss Marinette onto the dance floor.

He knew his mother was angry that Miss Marinette had left her station so that Mother had had to deal with Tim for that one dance, but it really wasn’t Miss Marinette’s fault, she could hardly refuse the gala’s host a dance. Tim understood his mother upset that Miss Marinette’s outfit had stolen some of the gossip attention to begin with. She was fuming that there were more whispers about Mr Wayne dancing with the help. The comments on how Tim’s dark hair and blue eyes matched the dancing pairs seemed to have her narrowing her eyes and gritting her teeth.

Almost as quickly as the tears came, Miss Marinette’s stopped, as she took a huge sigh and forlornly looking around the room and restarted to pack again. Biting his lip, Tim’s body felt wrong, a whole set of unease settled in him so slipped away to his room to muse.

In his room, Tim sat on his bed wrapping the blanket Miss Marinette had made him and stared into space. All the warmth and stuff he cared about within the room came from Miss Marinette. The bestest, softest blanket. The stars positioned in real constellations on his ceiling. The books that he was actually interested in and not what his parents thought he should be interested in. Actual toys, to play and use. Everything that made it feel like a home rather than a museum the rest of the house felt like.

Tim’s mother may think that he was too old to have an Au Pair, but he didn’t feel like that. He liked having someone to talk to who listened to him about his day. Who encouraged his interests (and knew what they were). He didn’t want to live in an empty museum by himself. Father had said she had until this evening to leave, which meant if Tim moved now, he’d be able to pack a suitcase too with all his key possessions and join Miss Marinette. Mother and Father shouldn’t mind since they were never around. It’d also make Mrs Mac’s life easier too.

With his decision made, Tim smiled to himself as he got to work.’

“I wanted to go with you. You were more a mother to me than she was.”

“Hmmmf! Should have got Fe to look into rules about me adopting you instead. Then I wouldn’t have to have asked an idiot to do instead.”

Tim glanced over her head to see Felix and Batman approach the group. Batman waved the other hero families away indicating he had it handled, wanting them to focus on the villains they’d just taken down. His siblings on the other hand were curiously watching the events pan out. He was sure if they could get popcorn they would have by now and watch like the rubberneckers they were.

“It was nice that the person leaving me didn’t want to go for once.”

“Oh mon Chou!” Marinette pulled back and looked at him, “They hurt you didn’t they. *He’s* hurt you too, all of them. I’m sorry I left you sweetheart. I’m not going to leave you this time.”

She pulled him further into her arms if it was possible, the pair sharing the pain of leaving but slowly healing.

‘His bags were all packed just like how his parents usually had them. Tim, with care, took them down the stairs to the grand entrance and placed them next to Miss Marinette’s surreptitiously. His parents would never notice the small cases with the rest of Miss Marinettes belongings.

With Marinette coming down the stairs with her last bag, Tim ran and launched himself into her arms holding her close. Her hugs always felt like home. Her floral perfume never managed to hide the smells of freshly baked treats. The thought of having them and being with her permanently sent a small thrill down him.

“I’ll miss you mon Chou. I promise that I’ve asked someone to keep an eye on you and I will come back as soon as I possibly can. I don’t want to leave you. Never my bebe.”

“Timothy! This behaviour is unacceptable. Come stand with me and your father and unhand that woman.”

His mother spat out with such hostility that Tim flinched at her words, clinging tightly to the one person he knew solidly cared for him.

“Oh darling, mon tresor, you need to let go. I love you darling, but I can’t take you. I don’t want to leave you bebe, but I have to. Please, mon Chou, you have to go back to your parents.”

Tim shook his head into Miss Marinette’s shoulder, tears silently streaming down his face as he felt her breathe hitch and body shake as she tried to supress her own threatening tears.

“Timothy!”

He felt the claw like hands reach his shoulder and wrench him away from Miss Marinette. His mother towering over the pair in full icy glory. Her nails dug into his skin she tore him further apart to stand near his father. Miss Marinette carefully and ‘apparently’ calmly stood with dignity and gazed at his parents, her eyes softening when she met Tim’s own watery blue eyes.

“Thank you for allowing me to work for you both. Timothy is a wonderful child, and I will miss him. Goodbye!”

His parents held a firm grip on Tim as he sobbed watching his maman pack her bags into a waiting taxi and drive away.’

“Marinette, my Duchess, you’re not adopting strays. This one has a home already.”

“But Feeeeeeeeeeeee!”

Shifting her hands up to his head, Marinette pulled Tim down and kissed his forehead in her motherly fashion before letting go to look at Felix with a pout. Tim held a tender grin upon his face at her behaviour reminiscent of how he remembered her being. His regular tension easing into a relaxed stance more akin to what he was like all those years ago.

“Sup Replacement. Gonna explain what’s happening?”

The laser sharp look Red Hood got from his comment from the woman in question had him gulping as her aura screamed protective mama bear. Having met many of those in crime alley, he took a step back as could predict what a powered up one could do. Nightwing moved subtly, along with Robin to support Hood in case things went sour.

“Oh right, well, ummm, guy’s I’d like you to meet Miss Marinette or M, my Au Pair before my parents fired her due to B interacting with ‘the help’. She stole the show upsetting them.”

“...”

Tim sighed at his siblings' blank faces as they tried to understand what he was saying. Was it really that hard to read between the lines? They had all experienced Gotham’s elite and socialites' shark-like behaviour. Just because Bruce was not like that doesn’t mean they hadn’t seen the cut throat nature that occurred.

“My Mother didn’t like to be upstaged. M could do that with ease, grace and have the elite and business partners eating out her hand without even realising it. Mother hated that she worked hard to get that kinda respect and well, M is just M. That gala was her final straw.”

“Lies, mon Chou. I worked for it. I just was in Gotham while she globe-trotted making it easier to make those connection.”

Before Tim could reply and sing M’s praises further and probably fall into a disagreement of each of them singing other’s strengths. Felix placed a calming hand on Marinette’s shoulder as Batman who was brooding in the background deflated for some reason.

“Nice to meet you again Timothy. I must say you’ve grown into a formidable man. Wayne Enterprise got incredibly luck with you at the helm.”

“Fe, shhh, I’m stealing him. I need Max so I can ferry him away and go … chat... with Alfred and Bruce.”

Felix raised his eyebrow at her comment while Batman gulped in a very unlike Bruce or Batman like manner.

“Really now. And how are you planning to steal a very prominent and public figure?”

“Same way I did Adri, with love and affection while obliterating the opposition by tearing them a new one!”

“Ahh yes, fighting words again. Should I be worried by the Bat’s heart eyes on you again.”

“No love, he’s a flirt and doesn’t know what’s good for him until he’s lost it. So, *I’m gonna make him understand*”

“... La... *cough* Marinette...”

Bruce (as despite being dressed as Batman, was very much in a Bruce headspace) look flustered and worried. Tim took pity on Bruce remembering the strange lingering gaze he gave him and Marinette at the gala, remembering the strange fondness for ladybirds in the garden and his current Bruce-man state.

“You don’t have to do that M. I... I know my value, my place.”

Felix looked at Tim sharply now and his siblings with Bruce making a choking noise with a critical eye before nodding to himself. Nightwing shared a concerned look with Signal and Blackbat at Bruce-man's behaviour, hoping they had a clue as to what was happening. Felix pressed a gentle kiss into Marinettes hair with a frown aimed at Bruce.

“I’ll be back with Max my love.”

“Not to be a downer or anything but could someone tell me what is happening?”

“Spoiler, umm, this is M my ex au pair. B got her in trouble, so my parents fired her. I tried to go with her, had a suitcase packed and everything. When my parents said to say goodbye, I did it to them and ran to M asking if she needed help getting our suitcases to the car... my parents didn’t take it too well...”

“Your parents are not parents mon Chou. They’re DNA doners and I’m doing right from my mistake back then.”

“Mistake?”

“M want’s to take me with her properly this time. And doesn’t have my Mother to grab and pulling me away.”

“Tim, sweetheart, why didn’t you say any of this when you first came to the manor?”

“Because you knew B. I knew M asked you to keep an eye on me, so it wasn’t hidden. I never needed to sneak out to take pictures or be Robin, my parents weren’t there. You must have known this, you promised her on the phone you’d be there.”

Bruce let out further pained noise as Marinette lips tightened at his unsettled expression.

“You didn’t know about the child abuse. Despite the fact I tipped you off. YOu, YOu, Croissant!!!! Abandonment and neglect!! Come on now Bruce!!”

“I check if he was ok at every gala he went too and took him in after his mother died and his father was in a coma, Mare... And I tried to put him off being Robin. I knew you’d not like that, but Alfred kept encouraging it.”

Marinette growled a deep angry sound as two portals appeared next to her. She grabbed Tim, pulling him into another quick hug, and she shoved him to one of the portals into the arms of a red headed woman with a man with headphones and another blonde male. Before the portal closed another Asian looking woman stepped out. Everyone bar Marinette and Bruce tensed.

“Felix suggested I came with you before you blow a gasket Mari-hime.”

“Ta, Kagami.”

Marinettes hands shook as she breathed heavily though her nose trying to centre herself as Tim’s portal closed leaving a concerned bat family, a calm cold woman and a hot head woman trying to calm down from being on a warpath.

“Alya, Nino and Sunshine are looking after the boy. Plagg wanted to join you with Tikki but Felix is banning him. Something about you being trouble as a cat and likely to cause too much destruction.”

“Hmmm, probably right. Did you grab any more macaroons Gami?”

Kagami passed Marinette a box which she slipped into her purse before rounding her attention to the remaining bat family who were in a defensive stance waiting on Batman’s commands, though the glances sent they sent to Nightwing suggested that most seemed to think that Bruce was compromised.

“You’re a complete unproven loaf Bruce! Child soldiers really?! After everything I told you and Alfred! You should be ashamed.”

“Marinette! They chose this life, I tried to stop them and when it failed, I trained them so at least I could keep an eye on them like you asked me too. I’m tried! I promise.”

“Your promises mean nothing at the moment. I filled my side of our agreement! I’ve stopped Gotham sinking further from afar since you caused me to leave. I helped stop the end of the world (again) and kept the balance and you can’t even look after a small collection of children.”

“Haaaa, small collection, he has an adoption problem lady!”

“So does Mare, she has a habit of adopting emotionally stunted rich kids as siblings to mother...” Kagami tilted her head at the Batman, “except this one it seems.”

“I do not!”

“Agreste, Graham de Vanily, Culpa, Bourgeois, Couffaine-Stone, Kante, Myself... now Drake.”

Spoiler looked at Hood raising her eyebrows in growing concern as to what was happening. By now it was just them left in a fully non damaged park, with the Supers taken the remaining villains back to the Watchtower with the Wonders escorting them and Speedster, Arrows and Green Lanterns taken off elsewhere now. They were trained experts as a family, and the ‘last resort’ had just stolen one of their own, but they had no support in it went wrong, and despite these two looking non-threatening, they had seen how dangerous they could be just earlier.

“Luka’s not stunted!”

“He communicates with music and not words.”

“... fine! I don’t agree but that’s not the point! This, this baguette is dense! Bruce! Round your family into the portal, we’re going back to your emo den. We’re due a conversation, and this one needs to be done with Alfred, about being the ADULTS and about PARENTING! Just cos mob bosses and villains wearing fancy dress seem to be your focus doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t pay attention to the experiences of the average Gothamite. Sheesh! With how many baby soldiers you’ve created I sure you could have had one specialising in child endangerment!”

“I like her!”

Bruce grunted at Hood’s comment, knowing his son was smirking underneath his helmet, but signalled to his family to walk through the portal back to the Batcave, dreading the impending dress down he was about to receive. Bruce could see Spoilers eyes dancing with humour since the cat comment had been dropped and Robin eyeing him suspiciously with eyes darting between him, Marinette and the siblings that seemed to reflect similarities to the older pair. Hopefully the dressing down will distract them from the ribbing and challenge they may pose.

“And speaking of balance.”

“We’ve not spoken of balance Marinette.”

“Shh, I’m talking Bruce, I know you try and actually do a lot of good, but you do realise that being morally grey sometimes would help solve some of the misma issues you know.”

Jason’s head turned back to look out of the portal at Bruce and Marinette with focused interest as Bruce was ushered through by Marinette with Kagami leading the rear.

“Marinette... please...”

“Just saying, maybe a few... mmm... extreme fancy dress monsters removed would help balance the city out a little more. Less loss of those considered good to balance the bad?”

Kagami laughed at Bruce’s distressed expression, knowing that Marinette was deliberately prodding him as her mother henning feelings hadn’t really subsided with all the young vigilantes around. Her strong opinion of parenting never really fades after all the mess Gabriel and Fu caused. He maybe the Bat, their past meant nothing to her if he went against her own morale code, Kagami predicted all hell was about to be let loose. As the portal closed, whispers of a shout could faintly be heard.

“Can she adopt me too!”

#maribat #dc x mlb #mlb x dc #maribat au #ml x dc #dc x ml #all platonic #platonic timari #platonic brucinette #platonic jasonette

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shrinkthisviolet · 2 months

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okay so i haven't seen the flash show but one of your posts about it randomly came up on my dash and i just wanted some clarification. did wally leave the show? like, wally west? was written out of the show about the flash? (not trying to hate btw im just kinda confused)

Yeah, pretty much. He was a recurring character during s2, and a regular during s3. And then he was written out during s4 and pushed to Legends.

His time on Legends didn’t work out…tbh I’m not sure if that was Keiynan’s decision or something else, but in any case, he was only there for a few episodes. He reappeared in Flash s4 twice after that.

Then he was written off again to go on a spiritual awakening journey in Tibet. He still popped up on the Flash from time to time, to cameo…but really, those were just occasional appearances. An episode of s5, an episode of s6, and an episode of s9. That’s all we got of Wally post-s4.

Poor Wally. His (comics) lightning rod dated his brother-in-law (Barry) and never even met Wally, he had to share his speedster-beginnings arc with Jesse, and he was written off twice because of the show’s inability to write multiple speedsters.

(Also I’ve heard that a number of his comic elements/personality/etc were given to Barry in the show, but…as I haven’t read comics, I can’t verify that.)

#wally west #the flash #also he and jesse were romantically paired up even tho wally didn’t care about her in the comics iirc 😂

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Hey! OC Art Asks for Siv please!

Paintbrush, Marker, Copics, Charcoal, Tortillon, and Eraser please!

Paintbrush: How often does your character "brush over" conflict instead of facing it head on? Is there something specific they don't like to face, or do they avoid conflict as a whole?

Siv has probably never missed a chance to face conflict head-on, especially if it involves physically fighting a person. She was a very scrappy teen, repeatedly getting suspension from their school, and would have probably been expelled if it wasn't for the fact that their dad is rich and influential.

Marker: what's one thing your character would never tattoo on their body, even if they were paid a million dollars for it?

Siv would literally rather die than have anything of or pertaining to their father tattooed on them. She hates his guts, and is actively trying to track him down and kill him.

Copics: what is this character's most expensive habit or hobby? Do they ever feel guilty about the money they spend on it?

Siv doesn't really have any expensive habits, mostly because she steals a lot. Being a speedster, they're able to go in and out of just about anywhere in a matter of seconds and snatch up whatever she wants. Though they do occasionally go clubbing, which usually involves spending copious amounts of their paycheck, and she goes to her local music store sometimes to get her guitar tuned up.

Charcoal: share any unique physical features about this character that are not scars or tattoos.

I mean this is kinda cheating but Siv has their septum, eyebrow, and cartilage pierced. They have an industrial piercing in one ear and two cartilage piercings in the other. Also, they can summon the full power of an eldritch god when they get really, really pissed, like, not just "you spit in my slurpee" but like "you murdered my girlfriend and then tried to kill me what the hell is wrong with you".

Tortillon: does your OC "blend in" with the people around them? Physically? Metaphorically?

Siv's always been a little different. Maybe it's because she's neurodivergent, and maybe it's because she's the result of a dark experiment that involved merging a cosmic force with human DNA. Either way, they're a little weird. Physically, however, yeah, she blends in. She looks fairly normal, minus the scars on her face, but those are usually covered with makeup so it doesn't really matter.

Eraser: what's one way this character has changed over time? Either over the course of their story, or over the course of designing them as an author.

In universe, Siv starts out as an oblivious, spunky teenager. They're sarcastic, social, and just a bit of a geek. Then, after witnessing their girlfriend's murder, she becomes a lot more quiet, preferring to be alone rather than going out with their friends. After her father is revealed as the killer, Siv gets angry. They devote their entire life to finding a way to kill him, despite the fact that he is much more powerful and competent than her. Then, after meeting Hailey, she starts to soften, her walls finally breaking when Hailey discovers the truth about her and she realizes that she's become just like her father.

As an author, in my first iteration of this character, I was afraid to let my protagonist go so far into "the dark side" ig. I kept Siv firmly on the light, only letting her slip a few times. Also, they were cis in that version, so there's that too.

#ask revan #oc shit

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gayfrogs03 · 2 years

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Random Bruce and Tim headcanon that is in no way shape of form backed in canon :) gets off topic because of course it does

Again this isn't backed by canon! Some little things are pulled from canon but the majority of it is just a headcanon of mine

Tim is better at the people side of being a detective, is insanely good at reading people, with even the slightest bit of movements, knows an insane amount about human behavior how we react to things, what the human brain can and can't do, good at figuring out how people feel and there tells (just because he knows how they feel doesn't mean he knows what to do about it), ect. It makes him great at not only finding the people who committed the crime but also the motive behind it.

(Also it helps when he needs to be more manipulative and bend people to his will, though he tries not to do this unless he absolutely has too)

Bruce is better at the finding clues and putting the puzzle together part of being a detective, when at a crime scene he is able to quickly find little bits of evidence everyone else missed (kinda like Sherlock Holmes does), and with all the evidence, or clues whatever you wanna call it, he finds be is able to solve the case

(Tho Tim is great at puzzles too, just Bruce is a little bit better)

This is why Bruce is more scared of trusting people than Tim is (not saying Tim isn't scared of trusting other's), because he is not the best at reading people and it's hard for him to figure out if they will betray him or not, or say someone he does trust is mind controlled, or someone is pretending to be them, he won't be able to tell right away and can easily get hurt and that scares the shit out of him, tis why he has plans on how to take out everyone if this does happen (especially since his best friends are meta's and if they aren't they are still highly trained superheroes)

Where as Tim, he can read people a lot better, and make a good judgement call if they are trustworthy (when he's in the right mind set, he usually figures out quickly if he made the wrong call and fixes it), he knows his friends and family like the back of his hand, can read them like a book, knows their tells, their ticks, what they do when feeling whatever emotional, how they react to certain things, everything down to how they walk and hold themselves. So if someone he trust is mind controlled, or someone is pretending to be them, he knows from the moment they approach him that at least something is wrong

I like to think he has a test for if he suspects something is up, a really simple but effective one, he ask them if they want to go get a food that they are either allergic to or hate with a burning passion and how they react is VERY telling

A notable time this happened is when a shape shifter tried to pretend to be Bart. As soon as Tim was approached by the Not-Bart he knew that wasn't his friend, while the person still tried to move a lot and be as jittery as Bart they were still not moving enough, and wasn't using Bart's usual ticks and fidgets, and didn't talk like him, sounded like Bart but didn't have his exact speech pattern.

So Tim, knowing that his best friend is deathly allergic to shrimp (headcanon) and feels nauseous at just the smell of it, said he was craving said food and asked Not-Bart if he wanted to join him to get some. Knocked the shape shifter clean out when they agreed to come not knowing of the allergy but knowing speedsters eat a lot

At first everyone was like "WHAT THE FUCK TIM!?" but a few seconds later the unconscious shape shifter morphed into their true form. The team locked them up, and looked for their friend (found him unconscious and locked him a storage room, thankfully he quickly woke up and was okay)

When asked how he knew Tim told them he could read minds to freak them out (when ask private by Bart he told him about how he suspected and how it was confirmed, Bart felt very seem and loved by his friend)

Anyway, got off topic sorry, this difference is why Tim's Robin worked best with Batman, he picked where Batman lack, and Batman pick up where he lacked, they were an actual team, had each others back, easy to see by everyone, while the others were a team with B, just like Tim, a lot of people only saw them as Batman's sidekick or soldier (even though that wasn't the case), with Tim's Robin it was clear to everyone that wasn't the case, especially in the beginning of Tim's vigilante career when it was Robin keeping Batman in line, making sure he didn't hurt himself or go too far on the criminals

(he wasn't the "best Robin" none of them were, they all had their strengths and weaknesses that made them equally amazing as Robin but set them apart at the same time, each made Robin their own, no Robin was the same, and no Robin was better than the other, they are better at some things than one Robin might be but not better as a whole, that's one of the things I really liked about them)

#tim drake #red robin #robin #bruce wayne #batman #batfam

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solarsavoy · 2 years

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Character Tuesday, Solar's Man Harem!

Just gonna jump right into it.

Main House:

Stag is king.

Right hand man, Will Herondale from the Infernal devices series by Cassandra Clare. He is smart, he can be sweet, he pushes people away (naturally), a bookworm, and you wouldn't suspect any of these things based on his personality, an arrogant bully. I absolutely love him and he deserves all the love. Just gotta break through the surface first.

Left hand man, Percy freaking Jackson. I love him, okay? I feel him on so many levels. He loves showing off, but doesn't feel good enough. Never looks before he leaps, but man does he commit to that leap. Loyal to a fault. I fell in love with him when I read his series and I just had to have him. Part of him likes being the center of all the prophecies. The other is absolutely terrified. And I love all of it.

Syaoran from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles was the first to enter. Without spoiling too much hopefully, "Syaoran" is the one I mean, okay? If you've read the manga, you know what I'm talking about. In ways, he should be in the day care (I'll explain in a bit) but he's much more useful around the house and I'll explain that bit later too. Also, he's just so sweet. 💙

I adopted Kyo from Fruits Basket because someone should. He's fiery and funny and cute and angsty and just needs a hug. And he cooks, so I have taken him. And I would hug him all the time. 😀 Specifically because he hates it. 😆

Yato God! From Noragami. And he has his own shrine in the back yard because I want him to always have a home and to know he will never be forgotten, ever, at least by me. I just, I love him so much. I love him. Ugh, I love him. He deserves all the good things. All of them, I tell you!

Honorable Mentions/Waitlist:

The Flash/Barry Allen, Grant Gustin version. I like him more in the first few series, but he's not really just an honorable mention. He's frequently in and out of the house doing speedster things. He's quirky and funny and I'd love just talking to him all day about nerdy stuff. I mean, you've read my My World Monday posts, right? He'd totally help me science out all of my fantasy realm. But... his true love is Iris, and I'm a sucker for unrequited love. So in and out until one day he just stops coming because she finally gave him the time of day. 💔

Damon Salvatore, Vampire Diares. Um, if there was ever a Stag in human (ish) form, it was this guy, but he's straight. Still sexy as hell though, and he can visit whenever he wants. 💙 He really needs to leave the drama wherever it's at though; I feel like he has a lot. >.>

Dean Winchester, Supernatural. Another sexy sexy guy! Honestly, I like the idea that he's still a free spirit though, and there's no way I could get him to settle, so I'll be the one to visit him. Frequently. But he's always welcome. I just don't think he's quite the right fit for what I'm looking for though. Doesn't mean he isn't fun. 😉

Mushra, Shinzo. He used to be in the main house, but I'm just not really attracted to him anymore. He doesn't qualify for the day care and he's quite fiery, but he has to at least be here because I just can't let him go, especially with the tiny fandom Shinzo has. And he's got a good heart. :') So honorable mentions it is.

Karma Akabane, Assassination Classroom. Okay, he would raise hell if I let him in, so he's staying on the waitlist. Of all the people in this section, he's the only one who's "on the waitlist" because I feel like he'd be constantly trying to break in to wreak some havoc and my boys would be trying to chase him out with the broom. 😆 But part of me kinda likes this, so I think it's sort of perfect where he's at, the "waitlist".

Inuyasha is another one that I stopped really being attracted to, so he's an honorable mention. I also thought he'd hate the idea of "being owned" so it works out for the best, but he'll always have a place in my heart. Such a tsundere…

Day Care:

Gerit, OC. He's a good dog and I really just wanna take care of him and pet him on the head all the time because he likes it. 💙 Very easy to please, and so cute.

Deshi, OC. He's very upset about being in the day care, but all I gotta do is set up an awesome game room with all his favorite games and send him food stuffs and he's happy. And he's okay with this, so he "accepts" it. Begrudgingly, lol. Hates that it's called the "Day Care" though, but I find it's most apt.

Fushi, To Your Eternal. I want to teach him all the things and I can totally see him latching onto someone and following them around like a little duck and just being cute all the time and I just want him in my day care so I can teach him all the things and he can be the ultimate squish. 💙💙💙 Cuteness overload! AHHHHHHH!

Explanation:

The Main House is basically characters that I'm attracted to that if I were their age or vice versa, I'd very much want to be with them. The reason Stag is king is because I don't care if I'm with him, or if I am him. I consider him to be sort of my alter ego if I were I guy, and because of the closeness, that's why he's king, and no one can replace him. A similarity between the five in the house (we're excluding Percy in this case, he's pretty loyal either way) is that if you happen to earn your way into their heart, they are loyal to you to the end. All of them share this trait, and all of them have built up walls for one reason or another that makes them hard to reach, and I just want so much to be the one that reaches them.

The Honorable Mentions/Waitlist means that for one reason or another, they don't qualify to be in the Main House, but I still love them dearly. And then there's Karma. He's here more for fun and like I said, it just sorta works where he is, lol.

The Day Care is for characters that I have adopted and wish only to take care of them because their lives are really fucked up and/or they are just so innocent and I want so much to protect them. They are my squishes and I luff them with all my heart! They just need to be taken care of properly. 😤

And that's my man harem! Like I said, very selective. Anyone surprised by someone on the list? Surprised others aren't on the list? Have suggestions? Let me know in the comments! Thanks for reading. ^^

PS, I hope I didn't forget anyone. Like Mushra and Inuyasha, it took me a minute to remember them because they aren't as active in my head, but that doesn't mean they aren't there. I hope I'm not forgetting anyone.

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