#Source: SpongeBob SquarePants

[riverdeansart]

two bart posts in a row, the tides are turning

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: That hat makes you look like a girl.

Roy: Am I a pretty girl?

Jason: Oh, well, um, you're- you're beautiful.

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: What am I supposed to do all day while you're in the Emerald City? Elphaba: I don't know. What do you normally do when I'm gone? Glinda, crying: Wait for you to get back.

[lilliejareau]

rossi: could you not stand so close to me? you’re making me claustrophobic.

penelope: what’s that mean?

emily: it means he’s afraid of santa claus

rossi: it does not.

derek: HO! HO! HO!

penelope: stop it, derek, you’re scaring him!

derek: HO! HO! HO!

rossi, annoyed: would you stop that?

[bwaybby09]

Ariana Grande: Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you’re away?

Cynthia Erivo: I don’t know? What do you normally do when I’m gone?

Ariana Grande: (visibly tearing up) Wait for you to get back…

[incorrecttwsted]

[unicornblossom13]

[After Optimus is captured by the Decepticons]

Megatron: Why is he in a cage?

Starscream: Because he growled at me.

[Optimus lets out a low, threatening snarl from behind the bars, causing the second in command to hide behind the warlord]

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *crying over Jaune’s drained, damaged body* Oh Jaune…! Why didn’t you tell me I was riding you too hard…? 😭

Jaune: *pained whimper* 🤕

Pyrrha: You did…? 😦

Pyrrha: Oh Jaune…! Why didn’t you tell me I wasn’t listening…? 😭

Jaune: *another pained whimper* 🤕

Pyrrha: You did…? 😦

Pyrrha: OH JAUNE WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME- 😭

[chelledoggo]

Kinger: "i don't know how to tie my shoes! i haven't worn shoes for over 20 years! ...but sometimes i like to wear this little sock over my lower half."

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: *to Soldier* You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: *unsteadily steps into her kitchen and sqwarks loudly in shock*

Eddie: *sitting with Wally at her kitchen table, folding paper streamers* Oh, pardon us, Poppy! Did we wake ya'?

Wally: Good evening, neighbour.

Poppy: Oh, um... no, what are you two doing here at this hour of the night? A-And what is all this?

Poppy: *gestures to the party decorations, particularly a handmade banner reading "Congrats on the Self-Awareness!"*

Wally: We're here to give you the New Member Initiation.

Poppy: ...What?

Wally: Are you ready, Eddie?

Eddie: *gives him a thumbs up* Ready!

Poppy: What?!

Eddie/Wally: *singing and clapping* WELCOME TO OUR CLUB! WELCOME TO OUR CLUB! WELCOME POPPY WELCOME POPPY WELCOME POPPY WELCOME POPPY WELCOME POPPY-

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

Homura: can you back away from me? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Kyoko: what does claustrophobic mean?

Madoka: it means she’s afraid of Santa Claus

Homura: no it doesn’t!

Kyoko: ho ho ho!

Madoka: STOP IT KYOKO YOU’RE SCARING HER!!!

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito: Bye Shinichi! Bye Shiho-chan! Bye Mouri-chan! Bye Suzuki-chan! Bye Shinichi! Bye Shiho-chan!

Aoko: You said bye to Shinichi-kun and Shiho-chan twice.

Kaito, with a dreamy sigh: I like them.

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: Bye, Elphie! Bye, Fiyero! Bye, Elphie! Pfannee: You said "Bye, Elphie!" twice. Glinda: I like Elphie.

[incorrect-finding-frankie]

Real Frankie: Bye Lucky! Bye Henry. Bye Toon. Bye Lucky!

Deputy Duck: You said “bye Lucky” twice.

Real Frankie: I like Lucky.

[timdrakeismypatronus]

Tim: Oh no, I lost my pen. Steph: You can borrow mine. Tim: Thanks! Jason: *breaks down door* I LOST SOMETHING ONCE