#and also for them to get him to stop being such a dick.

[owlwithanapple]

One Night only ?🔞❤️‍🔥

Content : Adult Content/After One Night Stand…

Characters : Jason Todd x Y/N

You are alone in a bar, a man opposite you is flirting with you. He orders two drinks and walks over. The atmosphere is warm and noisy, the colorful lights are flashing non-stop. The drunken feeling after drinking emerges from your body. The two of you dance passionately, and each of you proposes a one-night stand to release yourself.

This is the situation now -

"Fuck - ah ha - I'm coming -!" He presses you against the wall with your back facing him, and his hard cock is inserted into you in a doggy style position, and keeps fucking you at a fast pace, until you climax and continuously. The sound of your moans echoes in the room, and legs can hardly hold up for a long time.

"Fuck - fuck - you are so fucking good-!" An intense and hot sex with a stranger, he hits the climax in your body, fucks you so hard that he gonna cum, after releasing it, he leans on your shoulder to breathe, and pulls his cock out of your body, the condom is filled with his freshly released semen.

He took off the condom threw it into the trash can. You stood for too long and legs were weak. He immediately picked you up walked to the bathroom. After you two had sex, shared a bathroom to take a shower. He sat by the window lit a cigarette. You put on underwear and sat next to him, with your feet on his thighs.

"Stay overnight?" You opened the bottle cap and drank a mouthful of water.

He put out the cigarette and looked at you, took your water bottle away, and drank a sip of water. "I can't. I still have work to do."

"Wow, busy man. But thanks for tonight." You got a long-lost satisfaction from him.

He returned the empty water bottle to you, stood up, put on his jacket and tidied his hair. "You're welcome. Everyone has their own needs. You and I are the same."

You opened the door and said goodbye to him. "See you maybe next time, handsome guy."

Before leaving, he walked towards and slapped your butt. "If we are destined to be together."

You touched the butt that he slapped. "Fuck...ah...I forgot to ask his name."

A few days later, at the university—

To this day, you still miss the night when hugged by that person, but don't know who that person is. You were just looking for someone to release stress, but you were conquered by his barbaric aura and powerful way of making love. His bed skills were so great that you can still remember them vividly. He was handsome, tall and muscle, with a big dick that was filled up, and his white bangs were impressive.

"Hey, daydreaming?" Your good friend Tim Drake snapped fingers to wake you up.

"Oh Tim, I'm thinking about something." You covered textbook and chatted with him.

"Hmm... You look good, and satisfied. Tell the truth, which lucky guy made you so happy these days?" He looked at you with a curious face, and you couldn't help but smile.

"It's just one day. I can't handle it for a few days." You smiled shyly.

"Wow, you two had a good chat." Tim's boyfriend, Bernard Dowd, is also your good friend. He stood next to Tim, curious about the conversation between the two of you.

"So who is it? A new boyfriend?" Tim put his hands on the table, moved body forward, and listened to you very seriously.

"I insist on being single. I enjoy one-night stands." You recalled with a little sadness.

"Wow~ a lot of fun~" Bernard said with a smile.

"You know, I have bad memories." You once had a boyfriend. But you were too popular with men. He got jealous and used violence on you. Fortunately, Tim and Bernard arrived in time, otherwise...

The two of them looked at each other then turned to you, Tim said, "I understand. It was miserable at the time. Your ex was fucking rotten. Fortunately, I didn't beat him to death."

You looked at them helplessly, "Don't let people like this get your hands dirty."

Bernard exhaled to express his sadness, "I think the same as Tim."

After school, Bernard suggested going to Tim's private theater to watch a movie together, everyone agreed to join. After arriving at his house, you and Bernard sat in the living room and chatted for a while, Alfred handed two drinks to the two of you, and Tim went back to the room to prepare things.

You smelled a familiar yet unfamiliar smell of cigarettes. A tall and strong man walked into the living room with a cigarette in his mouth. He walked to the sofa sat down while looking at his phone, crossing his legs. His hairstyle impressed you the most. He noticed the line of sight and looked at you. The two of you were stunned. You choked on the water and kept coughing, and he forgot to spit out the cigarette he smoked and was choked.

Bernard quickly brought a tissue and patted your back to make you feel better. "Are you okay?!"

You stole a glance at him, and looked at each other again. You were sure he was that guy, you shook head quickly. "I'm fine!"

At this time, Tim went downstairs walked towards the living room. "What are you two doing?"

"Nothing! I choked." You explained in a panic.

"Oh…hi! You're home, Jason." Tim looked at him and seemed very familiar.

He put out the cigarette looked at you. "Yes, I'm off work. Your friend?"

Tim introduced you to each other. "Y/N, my brother Jason Todd. Jason, my friend Y/N."

You forced a smile and waved to greet him. "Hi,..."

He curled his lips and winked at you. "Hi, nice to meet you."

"Bernard, do me a favor." Tim and Bernard left together, leaving you and Jason in the living room.

Only you and Jason are left. It's your first time to experience such a strange scene. The one you had a one-night stand with actually met up close again. He's your best friend's brother. The world is so fucking small. Didn't expect to see the man you couldn't forget so soon. You suppressed your eager emotions.

"What a coincidence, you're my brother's friend." He spoke first in a casual tone.

"Hahaha, what a coincidence, unbelievable." You smiled and looked at him.

He stood up and sat next to you to get closer. You stopped there to see what he wanted to do, and subconsciously were thrown onto the sofa by him. He leaned over and smiled close to your face. The close contact made your heart beat faster. You could see his face clearly, and there was a faint smell of cigarettes on his body. You knew that night.

"It's nice to see it up close." He had a smirk on face.

"Aren't you afraid of being seen by Tim and Bernard?" You tilted your head to look.

He pinched your cheek and turned towards him, saying without hesitation, "So what if he knows? We can do whatever we want."

Your cheeks felt warm. "What do you want to do?"

"Make friends?" He gave a smirk.

"Emm, sure." The two of you were intoxicated by the lust.

He moved away and sat next to you. You calmly fixed your hair. He took a sip of water from your cup. You felt so erotic. How could this guy be so familiar with others? He drank other people's drinks at will. You tried to calm down the lust in your heart, but he came close and blew in your ear, inciting you again.

You jumped off the sofa and covered ears, "What are you doing!"

He held his belly and laughed, then said flirtatiously, "Hahahaha! You are quite cute, completely different from that night. I really miss, but I like you more now."

"Shut up! You...!" When you were about to retort him, he held you back.

"What am I? Asshole?" He kissed your palm, making you shy.

"You..." You held breath, and he licked your palm and bit it gently. His physical contact made you addicted and irresistible.

He pulled you sit on his thighs, holding your waist with one hand, stroking your fingers with the other hand, the hot desire in your body was aroused by him. He moved closer and kissed your lips. It was just a one-night stand. You were used to being touched by men, but had a good impression of him.

"What am I? Tell me." He teased you and winked, pouting for a kiss.

You lowered head and smiled wickedly, "You're so fucking good at teasing me."

You pushed him away subconsciously when you heard the door open. He was confused by your reaction. Jason liked that kind of sneaky pleasure more. Tim shouted from upstairs that could go upstairs watch movie. You get your bag and suddenly a hand slowly moved up between your thighs. You glanced and saw he was flirting.

"Bye." You took it and ran upstairs, leaving him alone.

You stepped into the private theater chose a seat at the back, so that the two young lovers could enjoy their own world. The theater lights were turned off and the surroundings were pitch black, with the images projected on the big screen. You concentrating on the movie, didn't notice the door quietly opened when you were so engrossed in watching it. The person sat quietly next to you, and you were shocked it was Jason.

"Why are you here?!" you whispered.

He whispered in your ear, "Watch movie. Keep quiet."

"Oh..." You felt something was wrong. Did this guy was so quiet?

You put hands on the armrest and watched the movie seriously. His restless hands held yours. You couldn't shake them off no matter how many times. He didn't want to let go. You didn't want to give up. You pulled hard and put on your thighs. You heard his snickering voice, you knew this guy definitely harassing you on purpose.

The movie was halfway through, one hand slowly reached up to your thigh and gently massaged it, moving along the angle inside of your thigh, you moved away but he continued to pinch your thigh, you stood up to change seats but couldn't escape, because he pulled you back to your seat.

"Fuck you! What are you doing! Tim and Bernard are here too!" You whispered to him with dirty words.

He smiled wickedly in your ear and said, "No one will notice if you don't make any noise."

"I don't want to do it here." You ignore him.

"I'll help you, just enjoy the movie." His flirting tone attracts you.

Wait, what did he mean? It's impossible to have sex in such a narrow space, and there's no space to change positions. While you are still daydreaming, a finger keeps rubbing the outside of your underwear. You pinch your toes to resist the urge. Damn, this guy really dares to do this.

The friction of the finger keeps intensifying, drawing a few circles outside the underwear, even changes the way to tease you. Your body gradually becomes aroused, and underwear is soaked with your love juice. Your body trembles and his thumb presses on your clitoris the most sensitive part.

"Wow, someone's wet." He said with a lewd tone.

"You—" You moaned softly.

He pressed harder on your clitoris, a wave of excitement spread through your body. You covered mouth that almost screamed. He whispered, "My name is Jason. Y/N, concentrate the movie, don't worry about me."

He slipped his hand into your panties, the warmth of his fingers just on your vulva, touching the wet part. He happily explored your private parts with his fingers, rubbing and pressing them continuously. He pinched your clitoris, and the stimulation of your clitoris made your body feel good, your mind was full of thoughts of being played with by him.

"Ja-son-" you moaned his name softly.

"What?" His face in front of you.

"Fuck-I want more-" You couldn't suppress this desire.

After saying this, he took back his hand. You thought he was going to stop. He licked his fingers that were stained with your sweet love juice with tongue. "Oh, good girl, you are so delicious."

He squatted in front of you. You didn't understand. He spread your legs and buried his face between your thighs. Then you realized this guy really wanted to lick you here. You stopped him and told him that you couldn't hold back the sound. He didn't give you a chance to escape and took off your underwear without hesitation.

He stroked your clitoris with his fingers, and felt a burst of pleasure. His tongue licked it, making you feel very excited. You felt so good that wanted to moan loudly, but you had to hold it back. His tongue quickly licked the sensitive and fragile clitoris, and all your senses were deeply stimulated by him.

You took out a handkerchief and bit it to suppress the sound. He blew a breath on your clitoris then used tongue to stimulate you, stimulating your taste buds and carefully tasting your sweetness. You felt his not only licking, but also sucking your fresh juice. You could hear the sound of juice, the juice flowing from the lustful and thirsty vagina was licked a lot by him.

"Y/N, are you crying in the back?" Tim suddenly turned around.

"Ahhh—yeah—!" His bad side was exposed. While you were talking to Tim, he deliberately sucked the most sensitive parts, making you orgasm and squirt thick love juice instantly.

Just when you thought it was over, something went in. You looked down and saw it was his fingers. You wanted to stop him but didn't. The movement of his fingers in and out so fucking awesome. You were fucked by him and kept squirting. His finger came hard and directly inserted it deep into you and fucked you to orgasm continuously.

"Fuck you—Ja—" Your body trembles with excitement.

His fingers keep turning and pumping inside, his tongue sucking and licking the clitoris, how many times you two have had passionate collisions, he teases your body tactfully, you are super excited, he keeps fucking you with his fingers, you keep cumming and squirting a lot of juice, this sneaky feeling is really satisfying.

After you two are done, you put your underwear back on, exhausted and sitting in seat gasping for breath, he sits back, licking his lips and fingers filled with fresh love juice. Damn, it's so addictive, it instantly makes you reborn with desire, as if you have broken through yourself in sex, realize that you can climax continuously because of him.

Until the movie ended and the lights came on, you stood up and wanted to clean up. Tim and Bernard turned to look at you and Jason at the same time, looking very surprised, thinking that they had caught you just now. You thought of a lot of things to explain in your mind.

Tim walked towards Jason in confusion, "When did you come in?"

Jason kept smiling, "In the middle. The movie is pretty good."

Bernard approached you, "Y/N, why are you sweating?"

There was no other way, so he could only fool them, "I have to pee."

You secretly held Jason's hand and then let go, hinting him. Then you quickly ran to the bathroom. When your hand touch private parts, hands were stained with the orgasmic fluid. It was really thrilling and exciting just now, making you squirting so much. First time you experienced this kind of sneaky pleasure. Want to moan and gasp but couldn't, but your body was enjoying it and kept climaxing.

Someone opened the door and walked in, then locked it. It seemed to be Jason. You both coveted each other. After staring at each other for a few seconds, you pounced on him without hesitation and kissed him deeply. He tore off your shirt, unbuttoned your underwear and threw it on the ground. He kissed you deeply, and his hands were kneading your breasts. His fingers pinched the nipples and pulled them, and you couldn't hold back the sound anymore.

"Fuck—you're really great—" He said this kind of erotic words in your ear, inserted two fingers into your body, thrusted in and out of it a few times.

"Wait—Ja—son—!" Just a few times and you orgasmed again.

He took out a condom, unzipped his pants reveal his hard and throbbing cock, and put it on. You leaned against the sink, raised your ass to signal him quickly insert that hard thing, he combed his hair back, slapped your ass, the vibration from your body made you unable to control the pleasure.

He didn't give you any time to prepare. You've been craving him to come inside you for days. He thrust his hard cock into you, filling you up. He pinched and pulled your nipples with fingers, and he kept colliding with your body. You moaned loudly from the sensation of his body bumping against you.

What made you not tired of his method, he would change positions. He lifted and put you on the sink. You opened legs for him. He held your waist and pulled you in, then thrust his cock in. You kissed each other's lips as he kept thrusting in and out of you. You straightened your waist and leaned back. He fucked you very intensely, switching speeds and rhythms.

"I can't hold it anymore—Jason—I'm going to—I'm fucking cumming—" You climaxed so hard that the bathroom was filled with the echo of your moans.

"Come on—cum for me—let me fuck you—" He was excited by your moans and thrusted harder and fast into your hungry body. You felt the fucking sensation all over body and were deeply impressed by him.

"Jason—Ahhhhh—" You climaxed again.

"Me too—fuck—you feel so fucking good inside—so wet—so fuckable—" He sped up his thrusts into you. He was about to cum, you hugged him tight, he trembled and slowed down.

“Y/N—you’re—so—” He had already cummed.

You finally have a break from each other, finally able to catch the breath. You lean on his shoulder exhale, he hugs and strokes your hair. After you let go of him, he pulls his cock out of you, with his fresh semen filling the condom. He removes the condom, throws it into the trash can, and carries you down.

You can't stand steadily, he comes forward to support you "Thanks. Jason."

He curls his lips and smiles, saying mischievously "What? Sexually or something else?"

You blush, pull him over and whisper in his ear "All."

He is satisfied with the process of having sex with you "Me too."

After a while, you clean and tidy yourself up, and see him standing by the sink. You think he left, but he hasn't. He is waiting for you. You go forward and wash hands. He takes out a cigarette and lights it in his mouth. He takes a puff of the cigarette and exhales. You take it from him and take a puff yourself.

"Wow, you smoke?" he asked curiously.

"No. I just imitating you." You smiled at him with a cigarette in your mouth.

He calmed down and thought about a few questions. He asked one of them, "Are you single?"

You looked over immediately after hearing this question. You felt something strange. You nodded slightly, "Yes. Why? Don't tell me you are obsessed with me?"

He took back the cigarette, took a puff then put it out and said with a smile, "What if I say yes?"

"Ermm... I'll leave first, otherwise Tim and Bernard looking for me." You took the bag.

"Y/N, number." He took out phone and gave it to you.

"Huh? Why?" You took his phone in confusion.

He walked to your side, hugged you and said with a smile, "I'm serious. But... we seem to have skipped the stage of friends."

You entered the number and returned to him, "Hahaha, indeed. When can we have a meal together?"

He thought for a while, "Or... later?"

You smiled secretly, "Maybe."

You open the bathroom door blow him a kiss before leaving. When you return to the living room, they are sitting on the sofa and waving at you. You walk over and sit down to chat with them. They are talking about impressions of the movie, and your mind is full of pictures with Jason, which is embarrassing and exciting.

At this time, you receive a message, click on it and see the picture attached. The picture almost makes heart jump out of your chest. It is a picture of Jason working out. His strong and sexy body attracts your attention. This guy is so damn handsome and interesting. You forget to swallow your saliva after looking at it for a long time.

Jason: There is something else. Want to see it?

Y/N: Send it!

"What are you laughing at?" Bernard moved closer.

You locked the screen immediately "Nothing!"

Jason came downstairs and changed his clothes "Tim, tell Alfred I won't be back for dinner. I have a date tonight."

Tim put down the magazine "Date? Girlfriend?"

Jason glanced at you and winked flirtatiously, an idea came to his mind "Hmm, not really, I don't know if that girl will like a bad guy like me."

You held back the impulse and smiled "I think she will like it, you are so handsome."

He walked over and touched your hair, making you shy and fascinated by him. "Y/N, such a gentle girl. I wish you could fall in love with me."

You were shy when heard it. "I..."

Tim said from the side. "Don't say sweet words to Y/N, okay? She won't fall for it."

A burst of laughter came out of Bernard's mouth. "Indeed, the boys who say sweet words basically dumped."

Jason nodded and looked at you and winked. "It's interesting, but it doesn't matter. I’m special."

"Oh, by the way, Y/N, do you want to play games together?" Bernard suggested.

You stole a glance at Jason and said, "No, it's almost time to go back. You two enjoy your sweet world ~"

You received a message—

Jason: Need a ride ?

Y/N: Sure.

Jason: I'll go out first. Wait you🖤.

Y/N:🖤

Jason left the living room for about ten minutes. You told them had to go home first, someone was coming to pick you up, leaving the two of them alone. You left with your bag and saw Jason standing by the motorcycle, waiting for you to come over.

When saw you, he smiled handsomely, "Oh hi."

You walked towards him happily, "Hi."

He leaned close and talked to you, "They are busy something love, maybe we..."

You kissed his lips shyly, "Somewhere else."

He flirted and held your hand, "Whatever you say."

You touched his chest and teased him, "Your tongue is so fucking awesome."

After hearing this, he very excited and immediately gave a passionate deep kiss then said, "Not only my tongue , my dick will make you climax continuously."

— The End —

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AO3 Heroes in Love by owlwithanapple

[artdcnaldson]

i also think like,… in virgin!au… you’ve been best friends with the boys for a while. since you were 12 or 13 maybe. you’ve always been…. pretty comfortable with them. comfortable being goofy.. being silly.. etc. but like. sex never really came up. besides like patrick going on about his trysts and just being a perv. it’s fine!! it’s funny!! you just roll your eyes!!! but now you feel so #shy around them. like you’ve never felt before

Godddd just imagining the summer before you college— Patrick’s at his absolute most horny he’s ever been, slutting himself out for any guy and girl he can get.

You’re staying with his family for the summer, and they really like you because you’re a total good girl, and they’ve known you for years so they know that you have strong morals and standards and maybe you’re going to rub off on Patrick and be a good influence on him. They think the same thing about Art, even though he’s been corrupted plenty by Patrick.

But Patrick goes out, leaves you and Art to the wolves in his large mansion/estate/summer home/whatever. Art could go too, could go find someone random to get his dick wet, but he thinks you look so sweet in a bikini by the pool glistening with droplets of water, listening to music blaring off of a speaker you’d packed for the trip. Art gets off on rubbing in suntan lotion on your shoulders and back, in slipping his fingers just beneath the waistband of your bikini bottoms to rub the sunscreen there too. You stretch, or change positions on the lounger and he has to run and jump into the pool, wishing it was colder.

Patrick gets off on coming back, freshly fucked, glowing like a man reborn. He talks about everything he did— how he stretched them out on his fingers, how they felt against his tongue, the lewd sounds they made. When he tells you about the lifeguard at the country club, the one going to Yale who he reduced to two syllables— daddy, over and over and over and over— you feel a strange flip in your tummy, a weird mix of embarrassment and jealousy and need. Patrick relishes in the shy dip of your head, when you stop making eye contact.

It’s why he convinces Art to come with him one night— that they can share the girl a mile down the road, the one with the pink Volkswagen Beetle. When they come home from telling that story, you act scandalized, disgusted. But they know you’re into it. That you can try to hide it and act all innocent and shy, but you’re rocking against your heels as you’re sitting with your legs crossed, seeking pressure and friction against your clit. Maybe you don’t even realize you’re doing it.

And they know you’re a virgin— untouched, innocent, and all those cute words people use to describe it. They’re just waiting until you admit it so they can swoop in and offer to help. That’s what friends are for after all.

[soleminisanction]

Issue 6 of "The Saga of the Super Sons" answers an important question: where the fuck has Dick been in this scenario?

Answer, apparently: At college.

Which is... where Bruce Junior is supposed to be. Bruce Junior, whose mother Bruce almost certainly met years after he took Dick in as a ward. Bruce Junior, who appears to be younger than Dick, but not by that much.

If you came at a Silver or Bronze Age writer with today's modern "but why is this character still 17" bullshit, I think they'd laugh directly in your face.

By the by, Dick is here because Bruce has been murdered.

I guess some things never change.

This does present an amusing comparison with the more modern takes on the subject like Prodigal/Knightfall, Gotham Knights (the game) and Battle for the Cowl, because here the boys treat Batman like something they expect to be left to one of them in Bruce's legal, actual will, like the one read out loud by his lawyer, implying the lawyer would be in on the whole secret identity thing.

When that obviously doesn't happen they come to an agreement to both... team up? But also compete? To find out who murdered Bruce, and whoever does the actual uncovering wins the cowl. This, for... reasons involves seal hunting in the Arctic and, ah... northern Native people. Which means a lot of use of a certain slur that all Natives in that biome used to (and still do) get lumped under, which I shall endeavor to write around but just know, there's a lot of it. Like, a lot. A loooooot.

Less awkwardly, check out what Dick Dillin apparently thought a killer whale looked like:

Hell, look at those mildly demonic black seals. I know this was pre-Internet dude but you could've gone to your local library. Or picked up a Seaworld ad.

Another thing that apparently never changes: Super-Sons comics insisting that only blood relatives count as "real" children.

To be fair, I wasn't actually expecting to see Dick referred to as Bruce's son at all in this. And Bruce Jr. is the only one who says this, and he's pretty consistently portrayed as the more immature and bratty one in this equation, so it doesn't really feel like the story is "agreeing" with him, it's just an interesting parallel.

Of course, because this is the 70s, they don't have any consideration for things like tactical costume changes or the realities of being mostly normal guys in the Arctic. So, though the boys arrive wearing sensible parkas, once they change into their superhero costumes Dick is just, snow shoeing through the tundra and water skiing behind a seal in his short sleeves and bare legs.

You'll probably be grateful to hear that the white industrial seal hunter is in fact the bad guy of this story -- this is actually one of the more cohesive stories in the saga so far in that regard. Simon Link was exploiting the land by killing too many seals, and then massacred part of the native village when they fought back trying to stop him, so this man Malook wanted to kill him. But, unable to find him and unable to get the white authorities to listen to him, he instead traveled to America to target his business partner, Bruce Wayne.

Bruce Junior is appalled by the accusations but, interestingly, Dick is willing to hear the guy out. When Link's crime is exposed (with the help of the Supers Senior and Junior, natch), he tries to escape across the ice.... disguised as a seal... aaaaand...

Huh. Okay then. Justice is served, I guess.

Oh also Bruce Senior's still alive.

I mean... good on you for realizing the need to make amends for funding exploitative colonialism, Brucie-boy, but did you have to do it in a way that put your son through the exact same trauma you went through? Complete with the murder mystery dinner theater death scene?

Not to mention your poor wife, do you know how much shit you two have put her through in the last however long it's been?? Junior faked his death complete with a full funeral in the first issue of the saga and now you're doing the same thing! If you actually did marry Talia she'll gut you both the next time she sees you and probably Dick too just because she's never liked him.

Anyway, for a parting shot, check out the image they used to advertise this story on the cover, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Beware the Ominous Pixie Boot!

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

The Surrogate Dad Figure Competing With Lucifer Should Have Been Adam

Instead of making Adam a one note one dimensional villain, I totally want him to be a heaven ambassador who occasionally checks in on heaven and meets with her. And again tries to give the hotel a try even if he's skeptical it will even work. The reason why I would turn to him being the surrogate father figure instead of forcing Alastor into that role to shut down shippers is because for one Adam is Charlie's mom's ex and again guy has had experience being a father because besides his named children he also had tons of others. Guy has experience and could show it.

I could have him still a rock star persona but he actually cares about his hellspawn and totally see him having a happy marriage with his wife, Eve (which Lucifer didn't ruin like with Lilith). I see his secondhand being his son, Seth, while his son Abel is the head of the Cherubs (or as I renamed them the putto) which helps people on earth so more souls don't go to hell and have a chance in heaven. Instead of being a dick to Charlie, he's practically the awesome dad to Charlie and almost makes her wish he was her dad instead of Lucifer because he's actually supportive and encourages even when he's not sure. Also he totally would say to Seth if he wants a new sister if Lucifer continues to be a pos. Because I totally if I rewrote Hazbin I would still make what Lucifer was originally supposed to be a bad father and not misunderstood uwu boy with a lost dream. I want him to be an arrogant evil asshole who thinks he's rebel but he actually is a brat who just hated how everything his father and thought he could do better. And again was jealous how Adam was getting attention away from him and didn't want to serve in his mind an inferior creature. I do think it would be good to make Adam some flaws so he's not completely clean like at first being a jerk to Lilith which he regrets to this day and wishes he could have done better by her.

So, I could see when Lucifer finally shows up he sees Adam rocking in the hotel entertaining the guests because he wanted to support Charlie and wanted to see if any of the sinners were actually putting effort into reforming. He would be furious at Charlie that Adam was here. Adam would retort back that it's funny seeing him here since he never really believed in his daughter's dream and how crap of a dad he is. This probably would revolve to them singing this trying to best each other in being the father figure that Charlie is looking for. Also I totally see Lucifer taking a pot shot at Adam by mentioning if he's a really great father then what about Cain and Abel that would invoke him into a fight until Charlie tells them to stop. Adam listens to her first because again he's a been a better father figure and actually would want to have her as his daughter.

(For Lute she is still an exorcist, but with Adam no longer being one she works for the new head of the exercosits named Dumah who in my opinion should have been made the head instead of him. He unlike Adam is a no nonsense type of guy has no mercy for sinners. He would hate how Adam has compassion for even his fallen children which leads to them being rivals. Also in contrast with canon Lute, my revised Lute hates Adam for in her mind being an immature person who lets his children run wild.)

[yuwigqi]

So: different AU ideas I really like.

Black-Cantonese Tim (inspired by Titans) (adopted by the Drakes)

Carrie Kelley in main Batfam

Black Carrie (inspired by Gotham Knights)

Black Selina (inspired by the guilty pleasure Catwoman movie)

Lady Shiva redemption arc

Tim and Damian being close enough in age that Damian is taller than him as kids

Over 100 Alfred (so he's a WWII vet, and is in such good health for his age none of the kids actually know that or would believe him if he told them)

Bigender Tim (projection (affectionate))

Tiff Fox as Batgirl (probably coming in after Duke is Signal, and being around the same age as Carrie, the 6th Robin?)

Once Tim's 18, and Jon as been aged up to 18, after they date happily and break up with Bernard/Jay, they get together and there is drama with the two Robins and two Superboys (I prefer straight Kon is surprised Tim didn't go for him, and pan Damian is devastated that Jon is out of his age range now)

Talia is...gray. Not an evil rapist, but also not without flaws. Is able to be on peaceful terms with the Bats, not quite as peaceful as Hood, but definitely not a rogue herself. Shiva/Talia (this just became your new OTP after reading this)

Barbara is still disabled, but can stand up long enough to be Batgirl in a pinch. Like, she can regularly stand up to grab things and stuff, but in too much pain to walk everywhere, and if she needs to she can get up and fight, but she'll be fighting in pretty intense pain. (Me projecting my fibro onto her (affectionate))

Jason does stop killing (based on many other universes, but especially the Gotham Knights game)

Tim is a shareholder of Wayne Enterprises (which is canon), and is involved in some decisions, but is instead more prominent in The Martha Wayne Foundation, the Wayne Family's charity organization.

Bruce has a comical number of degrees that the public just like...doesn't know about. Like, completely impossible number. Like 20 Master's in everything from like Marine Biology to Sculpting to Programming to Aerospace Engineering to like Library Science. And like, multiple M.D.s in like Forensic Psychiatry, Forensic Pathology, and Pediatrics (to take care of his kids of course).

Again, not purely headcanon since this has a basis in canon, but Janet is quite sweet to Tim. But I AU you here as also being shrewd and competitive, a vicious businesswoman. Jack's level of abuse is at least as it is in canon where he throws things and is implied to have hit Tim before. Whether it stays at that level or goes beyond varies for me on the story.

Tim's parents go into witness protection rather than ever dying (inspired from the New 52) (this could play into adopted Tim, with Tim not even being his birth name)

Duke is a mix of the shy, reserved kid we see in WFA and the silver-tongued ruthlessly confident vanguard we see in Robin War.

Part of Duke's power is brain processing power. He apparently can see light as it moves, and no normal brain could comprehend that kind of information, so logically, his brain should have the processing speed of a supercomputer, probably way beyond his current level of knowledge or even his impressive intellect, so like, if he memorized the formulas, he'd be able to do complex calculus in his head fairly intuitively. With training of course, this would be something he notices later on and has to work to make it useful.

Bette Kane being active in the Batfamily, instead of solely in the Teen Titans. As the Batgirl before Babs, before leaving the vigilante business, and coming back part time as Hawkfire.

Dick only becomes a cop as undercover work to expose corruption, maybe even works in Internal Affairs (though I do like the idea of him being in an SVU for a little bit, but again, this is a temporary thing entirely), but leaves and instead becomes a Defense Attorney (inspired by Earth Two)

NOT an AU, but actually based on canon that DC fucking ignores, but Damian and the al Ghuls have East Asian heritage, as well as Kashmiri heritage (based on Nanda Parbat based on the real world Nanga Parbat, in Kashmir). Generally, a complex blend of Urdu, Burmese, Mandarin, Persian, and Arabic, (since a family-run group that old with still living relatives who are hundreds of years old and new members joining the League frequently and high ranking members from all over Asia teaching their culture would essentially make the League a sort of...small ethnic group itself)

Talia is older than human, probably around 200 or so (actually I think this either is or was canon at one point)

Cass is not invincible. She takes hits and gets disarmed in Batgirl all the time, so why she's been fanoned as being completely untouchable in fights is beyond me. However, because of her poor reading and computer skills, she's actually not a very competent homicide detective at the moment. But she is making progress at a rate consistent with her intelligence and work ethic.

Luke still does MMA professionally and is like...Bellator world champion or something. He's also a U.S. veteran (inspired by the DCAMU), and I'm saying Coast Guard then Navy Seal. I have more exact details about that in my head, but in general, I'm saying he was dishonorably discharged after refusing order to take a shot or something a building with children in, and now is one of those "Veterans against U.S. militarist imperialism" guys.

Essentially, all of the Bats' strengths and weaknesses put them around the same level (with the exception of Bette, who is part time, Carrie and Tiff who are brand new), with the sole exception being Dick, Babs, Selina, and Bruce, are who above them, and largely equal, however Bruce's devotion to spending every waking moment planning things and constantly improving tech and stuff means he's in practice above either of them

Bruce was in the FBI for a little before deciding to become Batman (this was canon before the New 52). I'm thinking he bounced around a little, in Crimes Against Children, the Bioterrorism Taskforce, Behavioral Science Unit, and Financial Crimes. Again, I love a Bruce who is ridiculously accoladed (so his kids find these things out later and are flabbergasted)

The thing is, none of these contradict each other. All of these could exist in the same universe. But trying to cram every detail into...there would need to be a fucking soliloquy of exposition in every single chapter. So what I think I'd do is use the first "chapter" just to say: "Here's the things in this universe. Not going to explain it all, just know these things. Enjoy that." I mean, some of that could be "show don't tell" in its own story, like Duke learning about his processing powers or Tim and Jon getting together. But yeah, these are my tastes.

[ninyard]

hii. as someone who hates driving or even being driven by most people I was having Thoughts about the monsters and their driving. like who taught them? are they good at driving? why did andrew trust nicky and neil but not aaron nor kevin with his fancy cars? how did aaron feel getting in the car with andrew after tilda’s death? kevin after kayleigh’s (is it canon she died in a car crash? I forget)?

here are my thoughts please add or disagree as you’d like

I think nicky and aaron would have taken driving lessons at school. I think aaron drives really safely but will only drive if necessary, while nicky is passable but will volunteer to take you places (with the music on blast ofc)

I think andrew learned from nicky after juvie though, but due to his car obsession has really good intuition. like he doesn’t necessarily follow all the rules since he likes going fast, but he knows exactly when it would be safe/reasonable to break them.

neil obviously learned from mary on the run so he’s good at navigating dangerous or crowded roads, but I have no idea if you’d *feel* safe with him driving. I could see him driving like a grandma or a reckless teen but no in between.

kevin would be the ultimate passenger princess. like he has a drivers license but it’s useless since the nest gave out its own drivers “tests.” he has no common sense while driving so four way stop signs confuse him so bad (me).

thoughts?

okokok here’s my thoughts

- Cass taught Andrew how to drive. He was way too young to be driving, but he mentioned once that he always wanted to learn, and so she grabbed her keys and took him out to an empty parking lot, and showed him how. One of the perks of Cass was that she taught him so many of these little life skills, and every once in a while he’d ask if they could drive. Definitely illegal and definitely not the safest but Cass loved to see Andrew smile, and when he had the freedom of driving down a long open road or when she clapped at him reversing into a parking spot perfectly, there was a part of him that was still young enough to find joy in that. Andrew is safe when he drives, you wouldn’t be afraid being in a car with him, but that’s not to say he doesn’t drive and park like a dick. He has a fucking sports car. Trust you’ll be glad you made it home alive if he ever gave you a ride. Plus he’s just a general menace. Don’t you dare take more than two seconds pulling off on a green light or he’s honking that horn. He drives too close to everyone. Pressures learner drivers. Cuts people off all the time. Takes up two spaces when he parks. King of parking illegally. But he wouldn’t dare risk damaging his car. He’s reckless but safe.

- Aaron has a license but I feel like he either doesn’t really drive because he doesn’t have to/need to, or else he’s like a Climate Conscious king and takes the bus or cycles places. I think him and Nicky would’ve learned together, and Nicky had a beat up piece of shit car when he was in highschool. Nicky drove them to school and blared music out the windows at 7am and Aaron always covered his face in the passenger seat. If Aaron did drive he’d probably be the safest driver. Nicky is a pretty safe driver too but he HATES driving in heavy traffic. He has such bad road rage when it’s busy.

- Neil is messy as fuck because he never learned from an instructor or anything. He had bad habits from the START. I like to imagine he either learned how to drive in the UK and is used to driving on the left side of the road, or else he’s just hoping and praying that muscle memory is going to save him every time he steps into a car. He also is more used to driving manual/stick shift so he occasionally forgets the difference in pedals, and brakes far too hard with the wrong foot. He also can’t parallel park. At all. He either takes corners way too quickly or wayyyy too slowly. He’s competent. But he’s rusty! And either drives like a grandma, as you say, or like a boy racer. There’s no in between.

- (Andrew is sitting in the passenger side for some reason one time he’s driving the Maserati and he makes him pull over. He asks Neil if he ever actually learned how to drive and he’s like well…not technically no. And Andrew tells him that if he was driving behind him he’d cut him off because he drives like a fucking jerk.)

- Kevin. Passenger princess Kevin. “Knows” how to drive. “Learned” how to drive. Can drive, but if you’re near him in traffic you better have a dash cam because oh. He nearly crashes into people because he merges without checking his blind spot and then just goes whoops and keeps going. Will quickly change lanes if he’s going to miss his turn without double checking that he’s safe and like. It’s completely unintentional. Kevin has no idea that he drives like an idiot. But people blow their horn at him so often he fucking hates driving because he’s like god what am I doing wrong?? When he’s just nearly caused a four car pileup. You’ll be waiting for hours if you get caught behind him coming up to a roundabout. It’s just Kevin “no thoughts head empty” day with the clicking of his blinker and a dozen missed opportunities where he could’ve gone ahead. Kevin Day is and always will be a passenger princess. Which he deserves and is fully allowed to be btw. It’s just a miracle he hasn’t been in a huge accident. But I bet his perfect Raven car that has been gathering dust in the PSU parking lot with flat tyres and a handful of parking tickets under his wipers is dinged up TO FUCK. Scratches down the side where he misjudged the position of a wall. Dents in his bumper from when he parked too fast and bumped the car into bollards. Ask that man to change a tyre and he’ll cry. Kevin is NOT a car guy.

[palebluebirdcomputer]

Vengeance of the Moon Knight theory

[tastycitrus]

there's an alternate timeline where the new 52 reboot kept all three batgirls but retconned all the robins except for dick, who went back to being robin with nightwing banned from being mentioned at all

[wildflowercryptid]

drayton's back on the shit list.

[aiming-for-phantoms]

Hot take but I just read a long post about someone being so upset and angry about the way the other people on empires treat Jimmy Solidarity (pranks, making fun of him, ect) and people in the replies were agreeing and talking about how distraught it makes them and all I can say is you should really stop watching his/others' Empires videos if its making you that upset because I can guarantee that its all in good fun and the man is having a perfectly okay time. He's having fun with his friends, they just like to rag on him. My friends like to rag on me too and it's totally fine, I enjoy it. You're projecting and you're, like, WAY too invested if it's upsetting you like that. You're turning him having fun with his friends into something it's not.

Stop using his videos to make yourself miserable :| Go watch something else instead of being self destructive and then whining about it online when there's not even anything wrong or mean really happening :| I'm so serious when I say that this is chronically online behavior and you need to go talk to a professional because that is Not Normal.

[space-specs]

Dick Grayson 🤝 Roy Harper

Sidekicks successfully able to move beyond their mentor and more well-known for their own individual vigilante identity now.

Stephanie Brown 🤝 Bart Allen

Original heroes that carried a couple legacy names before going back to their own unique hero names.

Tim Drake 🤝 Conner Kent

Stuck in the same name retelling the same stories and unable to fully grow as a character because DC can't seem to give them their own unique identities that would allow them to move on past this narrow idea of their characters.

[ive-fallen-and-i-cannot-get-up]

u ever drift from one friend group to another but ur still kinda friends with ur old friends and u realise that ur new friend group is so much nicer. like they’re both nice to u but every now and then ur old friends make a joke that a) isn’t that funny and b) is kinda mean to a group of ppl i.e. fat ppl and ur just like “huh either i’ve matured and u haven’t or i just didn’t realise how empathetic ppl could be before i met my new friends”

[marshmellowtea]

william WOULD pick actor up upside down and just carry him around like that when he’s acting like a little bastard

[yuridovewing]

Basically like. Onewhisker definitely has a point in wanting to keep relationships good when WindClan is just now setting up it's borders. Mudclaw instantly jumping to "no we gotta hate the other clans and beat the shit out of them if they look at us NOW" isn't productive and would have been a terrible beginning for WindClan. But also Onewhisker is definitely vulnerable to being taken advantage of. If he's too giving, then that's something the other leaders can exploit and hold over his head. Firestar in particular, cause they're besties, and they're both like "oh windclan owes thunderclan soooooooo much! we HAVE to give them everything or else we're ungrateful brats!" at this point. It's one of the reasons he doesn't bode well as a leader. I find it perfectly believable that he snaps so hard in the other direction when ThunderClan DOES take advantage of his kindness AND he nearly gets assassinated by half of his clan over this. Like goddamn I'd be throwing hands too.

[litteredcorpses]

I’ve come to the conclusion that I very much love the DA and Damien meeting via a fight in university during a party after Damien mutters some bullshit and the DA just can’t not punch him for what he said. which ends up leading to the next day where neither of the two remember anything except the punch, where Damien just responds to that by trying to befriend them cause holy fuck finally someone didn’t treat him like a goody two shoes nice boy. The DA probably punches him again. as a treat. strangers to best friends arc

[snnumntik]

not to sound like an old fuck but teenagers are the fucking worst