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dyrewrites · 8 months

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Starting to think I need an extra disclaimer on my books.

"Author has a high tolerance for pain and thresholds may be skewed because of it. Also, there will be some confusion between pain and pleasure. I am aware this makes me a freak. I am not sorry. I just want you to be informed."

#no really they're all into the pain #i maybe need to work on that #we can't all be masochists guys #someone's gotta put the hurt on #...it is late #i should be asleep #but i am not #and now it's your problem too

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trappedinafantasy37 · 2 months

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Larian statistics got us like:

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #minthara #minthara baenre #evil murder kitten #shitpost #minthara kiss appreciation day #lets be honest with ourselves #minthara has no problem with the unadulterated worship she's being showered with right now #unlike a certain wanna be tyrant this babygurl most certainly has time for kissing.#minthara enjoyers took them statistics as a personal challenge #we gotta pump them numbers up #show your evil murder kitten some love.#if you are someone who has a problem with her talking about murder all the time #have you considered that she can't talk about murder if youre kissing her?#did you consider that?#if you don't like her talking about murder then put your mouth on her mouth and she'll shut up about it #she cant be killing people if shes too busy smoochin with you

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eldritchamy · 10 days

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Look upon my works, ye florets, and despair.

Foghorn Legume, Second Floret

Original Affini art on the right by @promilie

#hdg #human domestication guide #floretposting #someone in the server said I was cooking #and I said just because you throw three tablespoons of arsenic and an eggshell in a hot pan doesn't mean you're cooking #enjoy this fucking cognitohazard because I can't stop hearing it in my head and now that's your problem too

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hydrachea · 18 days

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Explorers of Sky is a good game.

#making the joke in the tags of my last meme wasn't enough i had to make it real #with way too much effort put into it as i do #pokemon #pmd #future trio #that's the tag right? WELL it'll have to be #i finished the main plot and the special episode and yeah #yeah yeah yeah #very good game very glad i can take real life damage when i hear don't ever forget with full context now #the special episode also confirmed that arceus isn't a dick it's just specist #as expected of specifically a pokemon god really #maybe the pla protagonist would have been sent home if they'd been turned into a pokemon!#then again they wouldn't have been turned BACK but... yknow that's still half the problem solved #ray's records #i suspend my disbelief i promise but sometimes thoughts are objectively funny #hero saved the world and gets to come back to life buuuut yeah no you keep your amnesia and you stay a pokemon cmon now #though to be fair THAT resurrection was all dialga #and it controls time not form (that's mew) or memory (that's... uxie?) so i can let it slide it did its best #anyway great characters in this game everyone say a prayer for celebi whose stubby little hands are very full with those two. attagirl.

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strwbrryfire · 16 days

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now i'm the one going ahead

from little women (1994)

#the museum #the library #watched that movie today and now im making it everyones problem!!#its also nearing 1am and i had a mug of caffinated tea far too late . so. Also making that everyones problem #((also tangent . adore greta's version of little women however. the 94s beth death scene makes my chest hurt))#nothing else hurts like the knowledge of only having so much time left #as if . their time together is now a summer camp yknow? you try so hard to be in the moment and to cherish every ounce of sweet memory #even with the knowing that your time together will soon end and you may never talk to each other again #but you sleep well at night because at least you were together at all #something something intersected lines eventually have to break away . they will run parallel now :)#charlos #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #cl16 #cs55 #f1 web weaving #kinda not rlly #f1

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couch-house · 9 months

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it is with a heavy heart i must announce the fankid-enjoyer has made another fankid 😔 this is comet... ive been playing with him for a while. he's a couple years younger than johnny jr and umm well I'll tell you more about him later. when i post the other pile of drawings i have of him.

#hey did you know you should never make a fan character as a joke or a funny even a little #and you DEFINITELY shouldnt entertain doodling a little design for them and you should NEVER give them a name #bc then youre just going to be attached and youre gonna have to be like man... now ive gotta raise this fankid...#the original doodle on the side of a canvas is from the end of MAY...#these are just from the last month tho. started actually iterating his design. so u see the differences #sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic oc #stc #sonic the comic #exit sonic #johnny jr #knuckles the echidna #sonknux #id in alt text #comet #see the issue and problem here is that this is baby 2. once i post this u r going to see too much of him #tho i think baby would kill comet immediately so bad. no contest.#comet is niceys baby LOVES k*lling #okay.... bye

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redeliminator · 2 months

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i believe that to some extent Andre knows he's fucked up and this headcanon is one of the hills I will die on in the farewell tape, Cal says that “you can’t cure somebody who has nothing wrong with them.”

Andre, on the other hand, admits they might be seen as hypocrites. he's not gonna back out, he still thinks it's the right thing for him to do, but he seems to acknowledge that people will not perceive it the same way. he tries to explain that no matter what it’ll look like, it’s not murder for the sake of murder - not in his eyes at least. there's a (sick and twisted) lesson hidden in this tragedy.

to some extent, Andre is aware of what’s going on with him, what exactly shaped him into who he is now. he sees the cause and effect of being bullied, of feeling rejected and alienated, and not being able to do anything about it because that's just who he is. he can kick and scream and shout but he will never change who he is at his core and this realization is crushing for a 17/18-year-old. this and all the implications of a missing sense of belonging.

he knows he’s messed up. he knows what would fix him and he’s convinced it’s out of his reach. he looks at other students and he thinks: it’ll never be me. and he's angry that they have something he will never have.

his awareness doesn't help though. if anything, it fuels his frustration. what adults know to be a temporary problem (high school) seemed like an insurmountable obstacle, the end of everything.

#dont mind me im just thinking how so many high school problems seem like the end of the world #and then you grow up and you're like 'ok that was some insane shit and I didn't deserve most of it'#and then you process it and heal and go on with your life because the world is too wide for you to dwell on all that stuff #alternatively you're shocked that you really let yourself wallow in sadness over shit that now just makes you laugh and seems so trivial #my point is that if he had decided to drop the zd plans and then graduated and grown up he could have been happy #he could have made it but he didn't give himself a chance #high school is not where your world ends #in fact it's barely even a beginning its a fucking prologue #and when people are so down that they can't grasp it - this is what leads to tragedies #zero day #zero day 2003 #andre kriegman #cal gabriel

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notfeelingthyaster · 4 months

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you don't need to minimize other people's favorite because you have a favorite: it's okay to love damian, you don't need to shit on tim's character/erase his trauma. you can love tim and not shit on jason's run as robin. you can have cass or duke as a favorite and not diminish the other kids relationship with bruce and each other. and on, and on, and on.

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lemondoddle · 11 months

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"It's problematic for guillermo to hook up with his boss"

You turned a woman of color into a white man.

#wwdits #LIKE?????#i don't wanna give paul simms any credit but i will say that in the BEGINNING i wasnt all too on board with nandermo #but that was pretty much just the first 2 seasons #we're on season 5 now! the playing ground is so much more even!#guillermo hasn't been classified as a familiar in ages- along with nandor trying to accept him into the group when he Was a vamp #like. man do you even know your show????#also again. YOU FIND A PROBLEM THERE BUT NOT WHAT YOU DID TO MARWA????????

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gin-juice-tonic · 11 months

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hey, i'm having some trouble doing my T shot tonight, how did stan get past his own trouble? i'm not SCARED or anything, it just doesn't wanna like. y'know, actually shot in.

Stan takes a deep breath, resets himself, and creates imaginary support and or good ol fashioned peer pressure to occupy his mind

(or sometimes counts to 3 and shoots it on 2, which I mention in this other post)

#needles #tw needles #syringes #tw syringes #sorry youve probably already solved your problem by now I imagine #i have trouble too- brains dont like to give themselves shots on survival instinct #ask stuff #trans falls stuff

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dyrewrites · 10 months

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Editing uncomfortable scenes, making them worse, cackling like a fairytale witch until these words make my skin crawl.

#it's no fun if it doesn't force the reader to stop and breathe and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me #a lot is wrong #and now it's your problem too #dance in the misery with me #editing #writing rambles

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anglerflsh · 4 months

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solution for intrusive thoughts

#[.art]#self #theyve especially bothersome lately (*last week/few days) alongside the 'people can read your mind' so i'm deciding to make fun of them*#and the 'youre hallucinating reality and are actually at a psychiatric hospital'. boo. that's the x character was in a coma all along trope #boring + mid writing + relies on shock value + dont care + didnt ask. I need to get treated for mild ocd symptoms someday #*it's not a problem /now/ btw. I need to specify this. I'm making a joke about it rn because it isn't being an issue at the moment #the only problem rn is that I keep picking at a scab and if I do it too often it will never heal over. rip

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the-travelling-witch · 17 days

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actually i think it’s the other way around… eels on cocaine is the last thing this school needs

#┊glimpse into the crystal ball ೃ༄#you’ve got it twisted #(hah)#they would #nobody else would want them too though #i had to free this from my phone #it’s your problem now #twisted wonderland #twst #twst crack #twst incorrect quotes #twst jade #twst floyd #jade leech #floyd leech #disney twisted wonderland

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 7 months

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DPxDC Prompt

Thinking back on it, Danny probably should have been more wary of being given the title ‘Ender Of Timelines’.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc x dp #dcxdp #I guess any crossover but it’s the one I was thinking of at the time #probably a summon fic?#they’re like Oh Fuck Who Have These Cultists Brought In?!?!#panic. mayhem. chaos.#meanwhile Danny is like. you put ONE alternate universe version of yourself into your own CLONE and SUDDENLY it’s a PROBLEM #he steadfast ignores the other times he fucked with time and then refucked with it to fix it #arguably it’s a title that should go to Dark Danny who I’m calling Dante because #chefs kiss ITS GREAT #maybe it applies to both so it’s like. a coin toss who shows up #Dante is like. ugh. community service says I CANT. let me give you the most bored speech on the planet about loving the earth and making…#the most of your timeline.#you know. up until he actually NEEDS to go light some fires. which he’s maybe a bit too quick to jump in on as soon as he can #meanwhile Danny is like. I can barely pass geometry and now I gotta help solve THIS problem TOO?!#they’re both good at it. just. different approaches #the timeline is capital f FUCKED if both show up tho #the mythos… you could have so much fun with it lol

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mydream-synopsis · 1 month

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cuddling with togame and it all seems innocent till you feel jo's hands creep a little higher up your shirt. it doesn't bother you much that he has his hands casually roaming around your bare back - it's business as usual for this man. but he's discreet, reaching up to your bra while your face is buried in his chest. with one skilful flick of his fingers, you suddenly sit up when you realise togame jo just unclasped your bra with one hand.

#this has been plaguing my mind all morning #now it's your problem #innocent cuddling → sex progression was invented by togame jo #ofc he's good with his hands #hmmmm very good actually.#he's infuriating about it too #'what's wrong darlin'#YOU. the issue here is You #togame continues to stare into your eyes with a casual smile on his face #whilst his hands are creeping around to your breasts #FUCK THIS MAN #HE.....#(throws chair across the room)#togame jo #wind breaker

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novelconcepts · 2 months

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The temptation is toward fatalism. The temptation is to start planning escape. The temptation is to say “well, that’s it” and resign the self to laying down and dying. The temptation is to succumb.

Fight the motherfucking temptation with everything you have.

Vote Blue. Whoever it is. And every last one of the fuckers out there who have bitched about age and not being good enough and moral ineptitude had better get the fuck on board now. Fight the motherfucking temptation toward infighting. Toward surrender. Toward defeatism. Fight the motherfucking temptation. Vote. Fix what you can in the increments that are possible today. Then fix the next increment tomorrow.

#us politics #vote blue #jesus christ I have never been so scared and angry and suicidal in my life #fucking fight. I’m hanging on by the skin of my teeth to do it. you better do it too.#whoever the democratic nom is will be problematic #make your fucking peace with that now #they will have problems that infuriate you. they will have opinions you hate or track records you can’t align with.#make. fucking. peace. with. it. now.

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