#anonymous source

[myymi]

Batten couldn't stop the gasp she let out as she tried to ignore the wet feeling in her eyes.

She knew that kid had an explosive side to him, but she never thought it would've ended like that.

The bat was ready to fly straight over to the crater Sails' bomb had left, but a big, purple paw on her chest stopped her.

She turned to find Catfish looking at her sadly. His large ears were folded against his head as he numbly shook his head, turning around to return to the task at hand.

Batten glanced between the cat and crater, fighting with herself on what to choose.

She hesitantly flew after Catfish, quickly swiping at her eyes. She knew she didn't show it in the best way, but she loved that kid. She had practically raised him on her own before they stumbled upon Dread, Black Rose, and Catfish.

She didn't think losing him would ever really impact her. Losing people never had before. But despite it all, tears continued to gather no matter how many times she wiped them away.

She was more attached to Sails than she even realized. But it didn't matter anymore, did it?

Sails was gone.

Batten would never get to give him another flying lesson ever again. She'd never get to snatch away his sea dog when he stopped paying attention to it just to end up giving him her own one anyway.

She wouldn't get to have another quick spar with him, having to learn how to work around his gizmo. She wouldn't be able to sit on the mast to watch over him after he curled up for a nap in the crow’s nest.

They were all little things, but it was their little things. It was things she enjoyed doing with that little fox, one of the few highlights in their otherwise boring, repetitive lives.

But now they were gone and Batten’s world grew darker. Her cheerful sunrays the kit gave her were now blocked out by the cloud of dread that settled over her body at the realization she lost what was probably the most important thing to her.

She couldn't even remember the last time she had cried.

Batten lost Sails. And it felt like a piece of her died with him.

[abe-reporting]

There's a quick, yet powerful, knock on Abes door.

Only, when opened, no one is there. Just a container of soup, still hot and ready to be eaten with the accompanied spoon (Which looks like a dinosaur!)

On top of the container is a note.

'So that you don't starve. Hope you like broccoli cheddar!'

Abe can't help but raise an eyebrow at the knock, wondering who it could be. "Yeah, come in."

Except no one does.

Letting out an exasperated sigh, he gets up to open the door, thinking they didn't hear or he's being pranked again. What he isn't expecting to see is a lone container filled with... soup? Picking it up, a slight huff of amusement leaves him at the spoon before he's reading the note.

Normally, he would be weary of anything left unattended outside his door unless it was an official package, but... he had a feeling of who it's from. And he skipped lunch. And he does like broccoli cheddar.

"Hm... nice of 'em." He grumbles before going back into his office.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Dick: But Jason, we don't smoke.

Jason: Cut the crap, Dick. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Jason, pointing at Roy: One.

Jason, pointing at Kyle: Two.

Jason, pointing at Kory: Three.

Jason, pointing at Wally: Four.

Jason, pointing at Dick: Five.

Jason: Now, I am going to close my eyes and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers.

Roy: *puts a cigarette in Jason's hand*

Jason: Thank you. Light?

Everyone: *pulls out a lighter*

[dunmeshistash]

Hi, love your blog :). I was wondering if you have a translation of the comic in daydream hour where Laios, Kabru and Shuro eat together?

Here you go! They're eating okonomiyaki, added the other one with them too.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Wiggly: It's pride month Pokey, you know what that means.

Pokey: Huh? What? Do you want me to make like.. gay apotheosis? What?

[incognitopolls]

There are a lot of consistently repeated "facts" around tumblr that fall somewhere in this gradient—some of which are only corrected by actually crunching numbers, reading scientific papers, etc. Falling for misrepresented data isn't anyone’s fault, but it does mean that some things that "everyone knows" are straight up incorrect, because the source was written by someone who didn't understand what they were reporting on, or the subject was twisted to suit a narrative (for personal reasons, monetary gain, etc).

Meanwhile, SOME claims just don't have a real source at all.

Do you check sources before you repeat a factoid or spread a post?

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[flightyalrighty]

Hi?

I understand if it's none of my or anyone's buisness but if you're down lately are you okay?

As much fun as this comic is if you're depressed and pushing this comic out isn't helping, please don't push it. If you're having trouble also there are professional therapists.

h

hello?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: I can help too! I'm not just some trophy husband, you know. Derek: ...YOU'RE a Trophy Husband??? What the hell kind of contest did I win?!?

(source)

[canisalbus]

Got my English teacher's permission to use Macbeth characters as dogs for a costume/scene design project.

I'm about to shove so much symbolism in these bad boys.

Reminded me of your sillies.

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[tf2incorrectquotes]

Engineer: “If this job didn’t pay so damn well, i’d be kicking all your asses.”

[myymi]

rouge: hey foxboy~ i need your help finding someone, but you cant ask questions

tails: okay, you can't either

rouge: fair enough. so his name is sebastian bernstein and-

tails: got it, here's a hard drive with his full name, age, address, and workplace.

rouge: ..how did you find that in two seconds

tails: no questions, rouge

rouge: of course, my bad

tails: don't tell anyone, especially sonic, that you got it from me

rouge: my lips are sealed, foxboy

[abe-reporting]

Tdick twizzler

"Wh... what the hell am I supposed to do with this?"

Two words were written on a sticky note. Abe is... perplexed, to say the least. It certainly wasn't going to help him with the case he had on his board.

[dunmeshistash]

helloo.... do you perchance know which chapter the 'even if it means hurting someone else I want you and my brother to live' falin dialogue is from?

I was wondering too and turns out it's from ch75 when Marcille has a flashback from her POV of the first chapter

What she means here is the danger about teleportation magic as shown here

She's basically admitting she's willing to risk someone else being hurt or dying to save them

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Dexter: I’m so mentally stable, you could park a horse in my brain Radford: bestie I fear this is not something someone stable would say

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

In an attempt to fight loneliness, Penny manages to make a robotic copy of Ruby.

The real Ruby is concerned by this.

Ruby: Penny, What the fuck?

Penny: I was Lonely!

NeuRuby-Sama: I’m sorry if I ever scare you with my almightiness. I don’t intend to you just all have feeble hearts and minds

Ruby: You could have just called me!

Penny: My online access is Restricted for "Safety and Security" Reasons!

NeuRuby-Sama: Who needs prison when you can just set off a bomb in your own house?

Ruby: Okay, But you understand why I'm concerned about this, Right?

Penny: I ... can only make assumptions, but I would appreciate it if you told me outright.

NeuRuby-Sama: I love ladybugs and hate being me

Ruby: You have used my likeness without my permission, and used vocal recording to generate an approximation of my voice

Penny: ... I'm sorry. I was just dying to hear you again!

Ruby: Aw- No! I will not fall for your cuteness!

NeuRuby-Sama: BagagaBoosh.

Penny: Is there anyway I can make it up to you?

Ruby: Just ... Don't Do this again Please. It's creepy.

Penny: UNderstood Ruby.

NeuRuby-Sama: aaaaeeeehehehahahahAHSHAHAHEAHHEAAHEHAEHAHAshhea

Ruby: ... Is that thing alright?

Penny: No. This is the Twenty Third Iteration and all of them turn out like this.

Ruby: ...

Penny: Somehow it is able to recall memories that have been deleted, and know about it's Older "Sisters"

Ruby: ...

NeuRuby-Sama: TheDarknessIsReallyGettingToMe.

Penny: *Gunshot*

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Headcanon: Frank likes to knit

Sometimes with poppy:)

Many insects "knit" as well so I can see that!