#based on a textpost

[violent138]

"Flash take the controls," Hal ordered, opening the hatch at the back.

Barry blinked, noticing the empty pilot's seat and zooming into it, shouting, "Are you crazy? I don't know how to fly this thing?!"

"What?" Hal demanded. Something exploded on the planet.

"I'm a forensic scientist!" Barry yelled, wildly pressing buttons. "Isn't there some kind of autopilot?" Looks back to see Hal gone.

Their spaceship proceeds to nose dive towards the alien planet, and Barry starts screaming--

Batman paused the footage, turning to the newer members. "And that's why flight training is now mandatory for all members of the League."

[maskednerd]

[flamie-42]

Skk while in the PM

Chuuya: Dazai, you bandaged bastard come here

Dazai: hello Chuuya what can I do for-

Chuuya: people are shipping us!

Dazai: *looking around* huh??

Chuuya: *grabbing him* KOUYOU AND MORI. THEY. ARE. SHIPPING. US.

Dazai: *even more confused* WHEN?! WHERE?!

Chuuya: … you have no idea what I’m talking about do you

Dazai: *panicked* where are we being shipped to Chuuya?!!!

Chuuya: *annoyed* we aren’t being shipped somewhere calm down. It’s a saying you don’t understand.

Dazai: *standing confused while Chuuya walks away*

[whim-prone-pirate]

hey guys what do you do when you dream about a girl who doesn't exist. you meet her, she lives in your building, you and your other friend start to get to know her. your friend is kind of a dick, but that's just how he is. as you get closer with this girl, you start to convince yourself that you like her—you don't. you think she's gorgeous and you think you're supposed to fall in love with her, but you haven't. and in your efforts to love her, you do something that hurts her, your friend egging you on, trying to get you to go further, double down, and the girl pulls away from you. she doesn't look at you like she used to. she won't stand close to you and her new boundaries are clear—she needs you to keep your distance and you're not going to be able to fix this completely, not ever. and you understand that, and you're a kind person, so you are as respectful towards her as you know how. again, your friend is a dick about the whole thing, which doesn't make you feel better at all. maybe you shouldn't feel better. because you started it. you told yourself you were going to love her and you didn't and you did it wrong. and now that you've fucked it up for good, you feel yourself starting to look at her differently than you did before, just like she's doing now. but you're looking at her with shyness and gentleness and from six feet away, shrinking into yourself with a tiny glint of light in your eyes, while she stands stoic and tall, her eyebrows tensed and her mouth flat as you fumble your way through an attempt at aftermath-themed small talk, her responses short and clipped and knowing. she knows what's happened to you. she knows why you're looking at her like that. and she knows that you know that you lost your chance and you're not getting the same chance back and definitely not in the same way. and when she asks you for a small favor or wishes you well, you skip away, your voice soft and light and far too gentle, so fucking gentle, and you know that she hates you a little bit. and you know that now, only after, you love her a little bit. and then you wake up. what do you do then?

[milkcandyreview]

[courtmartialme]

woag .. otp

[djgreenery]

the experience of being a new one piece fan is casually talking to someone about where you are in the show and them responding by telling you to "remember that whale" like they're a wizard delivering an ancient prophecy

[theofficialuriel]

Kim Dokja always orders the same drink.

Han Sooyoung always asks the barista for recommendations.

But Sooyoung never likes what they give her, so she always ends up drinking all of Dokja’s drink

[hyperfocuscentre]

James Potter would love gryffindor parties, but I think he’d also take many bathroom breaks just to separate himself from the noise and crowds so he doesn’t get overstimulated.

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

do i know how Jack and Jamie go back in time and meet Berk's residential dragon expert and superstitious heir??? Absolutely not

[violent138]

Diana: "I can't even imagine a suitable gift for Batman."

Clark: "Yeah me neither--"

Diana, quietly: "He has no need of diamonds, you did the asteroid trick twice--"

Employee: "Hi can I help you guys with anything?"

Clark: "That's alright, we're fine--"

Diana: "We are struggling to get something for his lover."

Clark and Employee:

Employee: "Uh, okay. If it's a romantic gift, what's their eye colour? That might help."

Clark, blushing furiously: "Hm. It's like... it's like a brownish, kind of light grey? Definitely blue-ish."

Employee: "That's... let's try something else."

Diana: "For the love of Zeus."

[opalescentidiot]

here’s your reminder that hiori yo has the japanese version of a yee yee ass accent

[pqdfootsmoon]

*sirius and regulus watching a movie*

sirius: siblings never refer to each other as 'sis' and 'bro.' why do movies keep doing that? it's weird.

regulus: yeah, clearly the writers don't have any siblings.

*two seconds later*

sirius: bro, did you see that?

[vaxieth]

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but the only time imogen has ever questioned if the ruby vanguard had a “point” was in the thirty seconds after an extremely emotionally intense dream where she experienced what it was like to be without pain for the first time in a decade, and when she was corrected by orym, she immediately apologized because she knew she was wrong. this is not and never has been some character defining struggle.

even if we consider her pull to predathos as analogous to a pull towards supporting the vanguard (it isn’t at all, but let’s say it is), she hid how she was feeling in the immediate aftermath, again, of an extremely emotionally intense dream that clearly left her feeling overwhelmed and confused, but the next day, when she was back to herself, she told them she felt a pull and that she wanted them to help her resist it. she said herself, “i know what’s right, even if my heart would say otherwise at some point.”

the fandom’s cynical obsession with imogen “betraying” the group despite ample evidence that, in her right mind, she is committed to them fully and would never willingly chose otherwise is one of the most utterly baffling and frustrating takes i consistently see.

[deanscutiepiesam]

I wish more wincesties had it in their bios so I could follow them quicker. Because I look insane scrolling through people's accounts until I find reblogged fanart of Sam and Dean making out or something. Then I'm like, "Okay, yay! New friend!"

[lawyest]

your first textpost is an important step in an ace attorney fan’s life