Honestly I wanna see more time dedicated to highlighting how scarily intelligent some of the rogues are.
Black Mask and Penguin sniped most of Gotham out from under crime families that had been in power for decades, that isn't all ruthlessness and intimidation, that takes some serious skill in strategy to catch established mob bosses off-guard like that.
Harley Quinn and Scarecrow are some of Batman's most dangerous rogues built purely on how well they can read people and use it to their advantage. They're both extremely emotionally intelligent and Scarecrow's got quite a bit of biological and chemical knowledge on top of that.
Two-Face was a District Attorney, that means he's not just a damn good lawyer, he's a damn good politician, occupations that usually require both a lot of practical and emotional intelligence. It takes a fair amount of intelligence to win over a skeptical crowd--or a jury, for that matter.
We seriously sleep on how smart Joker is, comic writers included. It's not just him creating his own toxin from scratch; it's being able to manipulate a trained psychiatrist who is also fiercely intelligent, two of them depending on the comic.
Poison Ivy learned about and adapted to her own physical condition within days of discovering it. More than that, she used it to her advantage and used it to bolster her already expansive knowledge of botany and biology.
Riddler? Mechanical and computer engineering skill aside, ask any DM or game designer how hard it is to create a genuinely challenging puzzle or riddle. It's really hard; it doesn't just take intelligence it takes patience.
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Batrogues | p links
(gotta be logged into twitter for links to work)
nsfw 18+, part two here
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The Scarecrow:
He's never gonna miss an opportunity to put you in your place.
Fucking him in his shitty car outside Arkham Asylum/Gotham University
If he can't fear gas you, this is the next best thing.
Fave way to fuck you, loves the slight fear in your eyes.
Something about seeing you in the sluttiest skirts really does it for him.
Black Mask:
who says he can't be nice to his favorite girl?
Your place with him.
He loves hair pulling
Makes you send him recordings of yourself like this for his entertainment.
To be his top doll, you have to earn it.
The Riddler:
When you can't solve his riddles </3 (he isn't completely heartless, be grateful you're getting something)
De-stressing him after a long day
Playing with your pussy when he wants to think
Choking you during sex is his guilty pleasure
For when you're a very very good girl
Two-face:
Either Harvey was gonna fuck you real gentle, or Harv was gonna have his way with you. The coin landed on the scarred side </3
Always wants to touch you, even when you're both out driving
Harvey hates to punish you, but it's a necessity.
White lingerie is always gonna be his weakness.
Early mornings are better with you.
Harley Quinn:
She loves mood lighting, makes your pussy look all the more inviting
Thinks you just look so much cuter with a leash!
You two are bumping pussies every chance you get.
Both of you take it in turns to use the strap <3
If there's one thing Harley is gonna do, it's use her tongue.
Poison Ivy:
She takes it slow with you at the start.
Sex toys are perhaps the only worthwhile thing mankind made.
Wants you to ride her, to take what you need.
She's a tits > ass girl <3
Be a good girl and eat her out.
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I was just scrolling through Pinterest and I found this really cute picture of Angela and Mariah right?
I then notice something on the wall, so I zoom in and flip the picture
DOES ANYONE HAVE MORE PICTURES OF THESE ADORABLE LIB WEARING MASKS POSTERS BC I NEED MORE IN MY LIFE
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Every time I see your art I start frothing at the mouth and viciously biting my screen. It’s quite good.
(If you don’t mind could you draw a Tattletale or Lisa? Either way)
Aaaaa!!! Tysm!!! That literally means so much to me!
She’s trolling kids in Minecraft after robbing banks
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Idk if you do stuff for the Rogues but what did Batman catch them doing that's weird but not illegal?
Harley Quinn: egging her own house
Poison Ivy: growing a pumpkin carriage
Catwoman: putting pickles in her spaghetti
Riddler: making TikTok reactions to Tumblr posts
Two-Face: writing with his non-dominant hand
Mad Hatter: bringing his own cart to the store
Scarecrow: wearing underwear outside his clothes
Mr. Freeze: ordering ice water with whipped cream
Penguin: sitting in an elevator
Black Mask: petitioning for his own Batburger item
Clayface: picking clay out of his ear and sniffing it
Killer Croc: licking his sandwich before eating it
Bane: doing push-ups in the middle of the sidewalk
Joker: saying his pronouns are hee hee hee
BONUS – Jason: sleeping on the Batcave floor
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