#chat simps for tim

[zhelin-thames]

Danny as a popular ghost-hunting streamer and Tim as his (secretly smitten) tech-savvy boyfriend

Danny: Soooo, how did the new setup look on stream? 👀 Tim: Flawless. Your transitions are smoother than Nightwing on a trapeze. Danny: Thanks! …Wait, was that a compliment or shade at Dick? Tim: Yes.

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Danny: Dude, someone in the chat said my ghost puns are cringe. Tim: They’re right. Danny: Rude. I thought you loved me for my humor. Tim: I love you despite your humor. Big difference.

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[Group Chat: "BatFam + Phantom"]

Dick: Wait, Danny’s a streamer? Like… famous famous? Danny: Yeah, just hit 1M subs last week! 😎 Jason: How do you even ghost hunt on stream? Danny: I vibe with the ghosts. Sometimes literally. Tim: [uploads spreadsheet of Danny’s analytics] His audience engagement rate is 37%. Insane. Damian: You’re dating a YouTuber. Have you no dignity? Tim: Says the kid with a secret animal rescue TikTok. Damian: …

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[Danny streaming with Tim in the background]

Danny: Alright chat, today we’re exploring an abandoned warehouse! Should be super haunted. Tim (off-camera): Or just structurally unsafe. Danny: …Ignore my very responsible boyfriend. We’re doing this. Chat: WE LOVE TIM!!! Danny: I thought this was my stream. 😒

Tim: I saw you fell through a floor last stream. Care to explain? Danny: Ghost-proof floors aren’t a thing, babe. Tim: And neither is common sense, apparently.

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[Chat watching a rare collab stream]

Danny: Okay, Tim is joining us for this stream because chat kept asking! Chat: TIMMMMM!!! 🥰🥰🥰 Danny: What the heck, I’m literally right here. Tim: [flawlessly hacks into ghost-detection software on stream] Chat: TIM IS THE BEST. 😍 Danny: I can literally fly.

[askchilchuck]

its always “chilchucks a dilf” “ooh chilchucks def a dilf” HE IS NOT. sir you are not a dilf, everyone. Chilchuck tims is not a dilf,

he’s a milf.

Alright. Look. We need to have a talk, all of you.

[anonymous-existences]

Chapter 5 : Fun Streaming Shenanigans

[World Building Chapter 2]

[𝙶𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚖 𝙲𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝙱𝚊𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗, 12:45 𝙿𝙼]

Tucker was setting up his streaming set-up and dash helping with the heavier sets, "What... Are they doing...?" Valerie asks as she drank her coffee beside Dante. "... Being idiots." Dante scoffs "No Dante, This is Genius! Streaming Valerie!" Danny says Excitedly because they're gonna let Danny Join the dismantling Parts. The Elders were very supportive and even gave them their own streaming Room that is their lounge. Very supportive sweet people who even gave them all Seperate rooms, except Danny and Dante who Says they wanted to stay in the same room.

"Hello Chat! Tucker Foley here and I'm finally back after a Loooong hiatus! A lot of things has happened but anyways! We have new members! Valerie." Tucker shows Valerie to the chat. "Oh come On..." Valerie says and winks at the camera. "There's Dash! He's my Brother now! Cool innit." Tucker says and Dash waves at the Camera.

"Danny and Dante as you all know from Before—" Tucker reads one of the messages. "Where's Sam...? Uhm..." They looked at each other and Valerie spoke up and walked over to the Set-up to talk to Chat. "Unfortunately Sam has passed due to... An accident. It took a long while for us to move on and Grieve and that why Tucker Here took long to post again." Valerie says as she Drank the rest of her Coffee and walked back to beside Dante.

"Yep! Thank you Valerie for Telling the viewers but yes! We're back as always! Soon I might introduce you all to our Grandparents!" Tucker says and Dash and Him continues to chat and talk to the viewers, "I missed this yk... It's been a long time since we've.. streamed stuff actually —" Danny says with a gentle gaze and Dante ruffles his hair.

"Ofcourse I Know that Danny. For now let's have fun." Dante says and also finished drinking his coffee. "Gasp! Hello First Subscriber! CoffeeAddictDrake!" Tucker waves at the Camera. "You remember our first subscriber?" Danny asks as he rolls his wheelchair over to the camera. "ofcourse! He's the one who always gave mone— 500$ WOW— GODDAMN— it's not even 5 minutes yet—" Tucker looks shock and the rest Laughing.

"It's been a while chat! It's me Danny as always, I'm kinda disabled and Gay now but that's fine. I know you guys haven't met my twin Brother Dante. Cmere Dan." Danny looked over to Dante who sighs and Went over to Danny. "Sup Chat." His voice was deeper than Danny's and he was more muscular and built unlike Danny who was more and I qoute "Twink" build.

"Oop chat's going crazy again—" Dash Blurts out as everyone was going crazy over Dan who still hand fixed his messy hair and still half naked with an unbuttoned shirt. "Damn. We went from a thousand viewers and 500 subscribers to 4k Subscribers and Riding and a few thousand Viewers because and Val and Dan. 'is he single?' Uh Yes Chat but I think Valerie wants to fuck him—" Danny blurts out and Dante just stunned.

"If you gave me the opportunity I would." Valerie states and Chat went even crazier. "Damn. This went from Oh Welcome Back introduction to Oh my God people are Simping over you, your brother and Valerie. And Dash is also simping on you so that's something els— oh damn—" chat going crazier.

"Anyways— Let's all calm down- alright??" Tucker says and Valerie chuckled and walked out, Dante just sighs and sat beside Danny's Wheelchair as Dash, Danny and Tucker Went on about Technology and how they're in Gotham for an Hour or 2. Dante slept in his seat as they did so. "And that's all for today! Thank you for watching!" Tucker says "we'll see you again soon." Danny bows his head and smiles. "make Em go Viral if Possible since they're such Fanatics of Wayne Enterprises Technology and Tucker to Tim Drake." Dante laughed.

"If I got the opportunity to Date Tim Drake I'd take it and become a househusband." Tucker says with pure determination, "Then you'd be my brother In Law—" Danny blurts out which chat tries to question but Dante distracted them with unbuttoning his shirt more. It was effective.

"I'm not even surprised.." Dash mutters and waved good bye to the camera and they turned off the stream. They soon heard Dash's Grandma calling for them downstairs as Lunch was Ready. "Just in time! YAY! FOOD!" Tucker stood up excitedly and ran out the door. Dante let Dash push the wheelchair for now as he fixed his shirt and ties his hair back up. Dash was pleased as Danny kept chattering about more stuff in Technology and Dash listening to everything. "Smitten son of a—" Dante glared at Dash who was looking at Danny with "Those Eyes" that clockwork also used to look at Vlad. Dante shuddered slightly and scoffed.

[𝙽𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝙳𝚊𝚢]

"Good Morning Chat! It's a new Day! It's a new discovery— Tim Drake's official account subscribed to me and I couldn't be more happier." Tucker says as he leans on his Chair, "Good morning Chat." Dante says whilst Hair wet and Shirtless, "Damn those abs." Valerie blurts out. "Please stop simping for my brother Infront of me— anyways Morning Chat! Today we will talk about more nerd stuff! Specifically Aerospace Engineering because why not we're nerds, and there's two non nerds behind us—" SLAP. "VALERIE— DO NOT SLAP MY ASS—" Dante yells and Valerie laughing. "That's normal, I'm not even gonna Bother—" Dash falls asleep again resting his head On Danny's Shoulder. "that's not normal but I'm not gonna move nontheless" Danny smiles.

"Uhm chat says uhh...Check... Tiktok? Alright—" Tucker opens TikTok and let's it stream. "ARE THOSE THIRST TRAPS OF DANTE—" Tucker yelled in shock. "WHAT THE— WDYM??" Dante looked over at the screen and in total shock. "Goodness of the Ancients.." Dante mutters slowly falling back down to his seat and Danny laughing his ass off until he sees a Thirst Trap of himself in a "Before and After" Edit. "Pardon Me for Laughing—" Danny mutters regretfully. Tucker was stuttering and questioning chat on how they even made these within a day.

"This is so fun." Danny laughs at Tucker who was mentally overloading.

This was so fun.. Danny smiles softly.

[𝙻𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚗]

Danny and Dante were with Valerie touring around the City Malls whilst Dash and Tucker was left to the Manor Streaming and Letting Grandma and Grandpa Join the streams. They hinted that the Three icons were out for the day Around Gotham. "This city is both amazing, terrifying and Largely fucked—" Valerie says as she's looking around. "Oh right? When are you guys gonna look for your Biological Family?" Valerie looks at them. "Probably never— I mean... He already has a lot of children—" Danny mutters, "And I heard the youngest is a bit Feral so I'd rather not deal with another Ellie." Dante scoffs as he picked out a book from the shelf in the Store. "Fair reasons but he has to atleast know you guys exist." Valerie tries to reason but Danny shook his head.

"I'd rather not have it like that... I want to stay in low profile and a normal life for longer, I prefer the silent warmth of the mansion." Danny says with a soft gaze and Dante nodding in agreement. "Vlad is still getting my Bike transfered here because it's my favorite and first Bike. Hopefully it doesn't come back Damaged." Dante sighs and drinks from Valerie's Straw. "Uhm that's stealing." Valerie complains as he practically is drinking from her cup. "Doesn't matter. Don't care." Dante chuckles. "Please stop flirting behind me for Ancient's Sake.." Danny groans sarcastically as he rolled his eyes and raised his legs to cross them to add more sass.

"Tucker says he'll vlog tommorow around Gotham, you wanna join?" Valerie asks Danny as she ruffled his hair, "Ofcourse I do! It's fun." Danny smiles and giggled. "You sweet summer child." Valerie kept ruffling his hair. "Jesus Christ, Ancient's Mercy, I am not a sweet summer Child—" Danny says annoyed and embarrassed. "Uh-huh. Right..." Dante says Sarcastically. "Ugh.." Danny groans and Gave up as Valerie kept Fondling and ruffling his poor hair.

Danny was thinking about what he said yesterday. Hopefully someone doesn't take it seriously... I mean Only Tim Drake-Wayne is subscribed to them yeah— hopefully he didn't notice that thing he did. Confessing indirectly was such a stupid move, he feels like an idiot for doing that as that could risk his wish for a normal unbothered life away from the public. Please don't let them find out. Please please please. Ancients have Mercy don't let the Phantom Luck Hit Now and Make the world find out He and Dante are Wayne's Biological sons. That'll be the worst.

Dante gave Danny a cup of Milk tea he just bought. "Ease Up Danny." Dante reassures Danny as he drinks the boba tea happily, The three just tours around the Mall with Danny still on the wheelchair but it's fine, atleast he can still float, not walk anymore though that's still upsetting him but it's fine, hell get used to it as he always does.

[𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚃𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙳𝚊𝚜𝚑]

"Why did Danny call my brother in-law when I talked about the marrying Tim Drake Wayne? Uhh... Out of Wedlock Child." Tucker mutters, "Danny sometimes looks like a victorian child in the edge of Deaths Blade." Dash speaks up to try and distract chat. "That's true! Yeah he does! It's normal tho! He's just really pale and ever since the accident with the electricity as you all know we've talked about it cuz that's how he got his Lichtenberg scar, his Heart is barely detectable by the Heart Monitors! Now he's even more slightly sickly more than before ever since an accident." Tucker says

"Yeah! And it left him unable to walk but we're here to help him at his needs ofcourse." Dash finger guns the camera as he spun his chair. "Oh Cujo— OH MY GOD— TUCKER—" Dash yells as he looks at the door. "OH FU— WAIT CHAT—" Tucker turns off the Camera. "CUJO! PUT THAT STICK DOWN! IT LITERALLY HAS FIRE ANTS! PUT IT BACK outside OR DANNY AND VAL WILL GET REALLY UPSET." tucker yells and Cujo whimpers and whined in compliance as he... Threw back the tree log outside again.

Tucker turned on the camera again and looks stressed. "Anyways Chat. Meet our Dog Cujo." Dash raises cujo to the camera and made his paw wave at the Camera. "he's kind of a demon spawn...." Tucker whispers to the Camera. "Aw come on! Look at his cute face! He's so cute..." Dash says as he made Cujo that's in large Pitbull Dog Form wave at the camera, Cujo licking Dash's Face, "you're such a cutie pie! Yes you are, you're such a good boy, who's a good boy? You are! You are" dash coos and Tucker sighed.

"Don't mind him chat he loves the dog as much as he loves Danny." Tucker says Loudly which Made Dash flush red, "TUCKER!! You don't JUST SAY THAT!!" Dash yells his face tomato red as Cujo kept licking his face and Tucker laughing at him as he buried his face on Cujo's chest Fur in Embarrasament. "WHAT IF DANNY SEES THIS!! IM NOT READY TO CONFESS!!" Dash groaned and Tucker laughed Louder.

"Look at that guy! He's so jock like he's Embarrassed about being gay for someone." Tucker Snorts and Dash tackled him from Behind, Both boys now Wrestling Like Brothers and Cujo Barking and Playing around them thinking they're playing and Tucker Laughing his Ass Off as Dash still looked like a red and ripe tomato.

Hopefully this type of happiness lasts forever... Even if not forever please let it be long. Tucker hopes that it lasts long so they can enjoy the last bits of childhood they can have.

Let them Have fun just for a longer while.

[laughingjackwife]

18 + minors do not Interact:

Chat here a funny post about me simping over canon Tim. I love my fictional husband so damn much.

But anyway enjoy 😘

[mercuryyuqing]

introduction || 我介紹.

hi, everyoneー

i'm yuqing, but if you want to call me 'yu' or 'mercury,' that's alright, too. i've been writing since i was in my fourth year of primary school, but even during my secondary schooling years, i never was too excited about sharing my work with others. however, this didn't deter me from posting here and there over the years only to scrap a project entirely, and start over from scratch. as a 23 year old, now, i feel like i've been missing out on lots of connections i could have been making had i simply stepped out of my comfort zone.

that said, i want to take a chance at this, and put my best foot forward with it, too.

i hope to connect with you all to some degree on mutual interests and passions, so i'll list some of those things below the cut should you be interested.

preferred name : yu (雨) , mercury pronouns : she / her / hers age : 23 mbti : infj zodiac : taurus , 蛇

personal interests || 自身兴趣 :

writng , reading , beta-reading / editing , drawing , improving my art skills , making coffee , watching the batman / arcane video essays on youtube , studying foreign languages , linguistics

fandoms || 迷文化:

voltron: legendary defender , haikyuu!! , bungou stray dogs , dcu , arcane , mdzs , bnha , [ likely, there are more, but i can't think of them, now, so i'll update them as i go ] etc.

characters i love [ my children || 我孩子们 ] :

keith kogane , kozume kenma , ekko , nakajima atsushi , izumi kyouka , rachel roth / raven , tim drake , nanase haruka , matsuoka rin , kirishima ikuya , terry the elf ,

characters i'm in love with [ i just simp over them || 我爱他们 ] :

jason todd , zatanna zatara , sevika , jiang wanyin , mirajane strauss , donna troy , tamaki amajiki , sakurashiki kaoru , yor briar-forger , miyamura izumi , [ i'm sure there are more....]

other ways to contact / chat :

instagram : mercuryyuq_ tiktok : mercuryyuq twitter ( no, i'm not calling it 'x' ) : to be added discord : mercuryyuqing

my ao3 : mercuryyuqing

[sathtrash]

It’s been 84 years and I’m finally listening to season 5 of The Magnus Archives (I wasn’t ready for it to end before okay?) and it’s all So Much all the time? I continue to be a Jon simp and also a Jon kinnie, I’m really sad about Daisy, the episode with Salesa literally sent me into the sun, and every clip of Tim and Sasha being silly and chatting pre-season 1 makes me want to end it all.

In short I am about 50% in and Johnny Sims owes me financial compensation for emotional distress

[astxroidzzz]

🚨NO HOMOPHOBIA OR RACISM ALLOWED!!🚨

If found guilty of these crimes, you WILL be blocked and/or sent to a pit of rats who may or may not psychologically torture you 😄

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Basic info about me:

𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧: 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝘼𝙜𝙚: 14 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢𝙨: 𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙈𝙃𝘼, 𝙆𝙉𝙔, 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙮𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙖, 𝙃𝙖𝙯𝙗𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙡, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙁𝙉𝙖𝙁/𝘿𝙎𝙖𝙁 𝙁𝙖𝙫 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙨: 𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙨. 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣. 𝙈𝙮 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚: 𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜.

𝙔𝙚𝙨 𝙄’𝙢 𝙇𝙂𝙏𝘽𝙌𝙄𝘼+ 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄’𝙢 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙙 𝙔𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙫𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 (𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙜𝙩𝙗𝙦𝙞𝙖 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 ☠️)  𝙄𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙛𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙞𝙢 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙢 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙚𝙖𝙩 12 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩 (𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜) 𝙀𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚, 𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙞𝙧! 𝙄 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙢 𝙖 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙮 𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙥 (𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙤 𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 😈) 𝙄𝙢 𝙖 𝙖𝙬𝙠𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙣 (𝙨𝙞𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙡𝙤𝙡) 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙄’𝙢 𝙀𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙊 💔 𝙔𝙚𝙨 𝙄’𝙢 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙚𝙢𝙤 𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙤 ☠️

If ya want someone to vent to I’m always open to talking! Or if you want to share your hyper fixations I’m also here for it. And if you just wanna chat then go for it 

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☆ Likes-FNaF, art, indie/alternative music, YouTube, fellow tumblr artists, KIND PEOPLE, animations, Tim Burton movies, true crime, anything disturbing, psychology, fellow introverts, conspiracy theories, rats, kitty cats, ice cream, and friends/followers!

☆ Characters/people I like cuz why not: CoryxKenshin, Degenerocity, Danny Gonzalez, Film Cooper, Ijustwannahavefunn, Jack Stauber, MatPat, Jack in the box mascot (he’s so babygirl 😍) SPRINGTRAP (yeah, I simp 👍), Michael Afton, LOLbit, Moondrop, Ticci Toby, EJ, Jane the Killer, Kagekao, Hitoshi Shinsou, Eijirou Kirishima, Himiko Toga, Tsuyu Asui, Giyu Tomioka, Kyojuro Rengoku, Caine, SCP-049, Jack Kennedy & Dave Miller, literally any Phone guy, and Vincent Bishop.

Hopefully that’s all you need to know about me. If you guys have any questions then just ask! I’m open to any art requests as long as it’s nothing too crazy. :]

Hope you have a nice day!…or night..idk anymore, just hAVE A NICE TIME! *forcefully nices your time*

here’s a random fnaf gif, because yes.

[laundroodls]

I want to add more to this - omfg I'm just realizing the possibilities we have at our hands...

LIKE, IMAGINE JUST DEEP DOWN BABS AND STEPH ARE JEALOUS OF DICK BECAUSE HE APPLIES THE MASCARA BETTER THAN THEM!!!

Bruce is just there in the corner, tears streaming silently down his face because wtf do you MEAN people are getting aroused by his fifteen (ahem, nearly TWENTY or in his TWENTIES) year-old son?

Meanwhile Talia is watching the Livestream, slightly horrified herself to see people thirst over Jason (HC that she grew attached to him and saw him as a son) but it's ultimately overpowered by the sense of satisfaction and amusement at seeing her beloved just crying silently in the corner.

Then there's - oh god, Jason. He's sitting there, contemplating the decisions he's made in life to lead it up to this. He reconsiders coming back to Gotham, wondering if he'd rather be dead than being brought back - rather than being out there actively killing people rather than THIS.

I HAVE ANOTHER HEADCANON TO ADD TO THIS POST!!!

Besides having a cooking channel, he also has a BOOK REVIEW channel! There was a Tumblr post abt that - I'm pretty sure we've all heard of it by now. In this Livestream, he reveals that his is, in fact, the infamous six-foot-something book guy. Immediately the chat floods with simps, and he regrets doing so in the first place.

Cue Duke, Steph, and Tim cackling in the back.

And Cass. She's just there to feel i n c l u d e d. Like, she's just there witnessing all this weird shyt until someone in the chat brings up how she's so fucking BUILT (buff Cass my beloved 😍) yet it's practically a sleeper build.

Now Bruce stares in horror as the chat thirsts over both Cass AND Jason.

The Wayne family decide to do a 24 hour charity livestream. It quickly descends into chaos and so many new memes are born.

The highlights include:

- Everyone painting along to a Bob Ross video - Steph's painting somehow catches fire (it was Damian).

- Damian challenges his brothers to a lightsaber duel

- All the kids vs Tim at Call of Duty. Tim wins.

- Dick kicking everyone's asses at Twister

- Dick and Jason try the milk gallon challenge. It does not end well.

- They try to play Werewolf but for some reason they let Stephanie be the "overseer" - goes about as well as you'd think

- They read fanfiction of themselves. Jason gives constructive criticism.

- The most chaotic game of Cards Against Humanity to ever happen

- Superman makes a guest appearance to read some bedtime stories

- Damian has school the next day so he can't stay the whole time but he does introduce all his animals before he heads off to bed. There are about four new ones Bruce didn't know about.

- Bruce shows off all his kids' baby photos. No one knows where he got them from.

- There is a "Wheel of Destiny". They spin it every hour and whatever it lands on, everyone has to complete that task.

- Barbara is there mostly to monitor the livestream and donations and also tell embarrassing stories about the Wayne kids

- Just Dance Rasputin

- Cass tries to teach her dad and brothers ballet. Dick and Tim do pretty well, but Jason tries a pirouette and lands on his ass.

- Tim does drag to Like A Prayer by Madonna

- Duke reads some of his poetry. It makes Dick cry.

[fingoesmoo]

Help. Dungeon meshi charas keep appearing in my dreams. First senshi now chilchuck

I WAS IN. AN AIRPORT. AND FUCKING. CHILCHUCK TIMS WAS THERE AND I THINK HE KISSED MY FOREHEAD WTF DOES THIS MEAN

CHAT I DONT EVEN SIMP FOR CHILCHUCK OR ANY DUNGEON MESHI CHARAS WTF IS GOING ON HELP

[askchilchuck]

mister Chilchuck do you like men? Like human men? Human men that could make you happy? I'm asking for a friend very close to me.

You ever think about how, like, chickens are kind of like God?

[coastielaceispunk]

Rings and Recordings

Maxwell Lord x F!Reader

Rating: Explicit 

Word Count: 2.7K+

Warnings: SMUT. Language, alcohol, dirty talk, angst, edging, fingering, rough sex, unprotected p in v, creampie, jewelry kink?, praise kink. 

Summary: You are a reporter for a DC magazine and a favorite interviewer of the charismatic and successful self-made CEO, Mr. Maxwell Lord. He always chooses you to ask your questions at press events and has taken a real liking to you, it has become evident. Mr. Lord has specifically requested you to complete his feature article interview in the magazine you write for. You need to try and keep your composure but his distracting hands make it difficult for you to keep your fantasies at bay.

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A/N: My version of Max Lord is this. Also, this is my first fic shared and posted so thank you for reading! Inspired by my fellow Pascalitos to embrace my creative side in a new way. So much love for my beta reader and fellow Max Lord simp @lowlights​! xoxo

You arrive at the not-so-humble abode of the subject of your interview for the evening. He specifically requested this to be after his workday to not lose any of his precious time. The late hour does not bother you one bit because you are used to odd hours as a reporter and writer for a local DC business magazine. Secretly, you would probably do anything this man asked because that's the effect he has on you. 

The man is Mr. Maxwell Lord, CEO of a nationwide conglomerate that manages hundreds of business properties. He is confident, sure of himself, and driven. He's handsome, tall, broad, fills out a three-piece suit beautifully, and has the most alluring profile. All of which makes him incredibly sexy, causing the arousing crush you currently hold for the man. Hearing him call out your name at press events makes you practically pant when trying to formulate your question for him. You imagine him calling it out while you’re under him. It's almost ridiculous how you get off to only the sound of his voice when touching yourself before bed.

“Keep it together,” you whisper to yourself while standing at the double door entrance to his home. You are here to interview him on his success. Learn how he practically came from nothing to become the charitable millionaire he is now. For some reason you pat down your blouse and straighten your form-fitting pencil skirt hoping you didn’t overdo it on the outfit. There was this need to look good for him that you couldn’t explain. You take a deep breath and knock with as much confidence as you can muster. 

It only takes a few moments before you hear someone approach the door but it felt like a damn lifetime. Probably because you’ve been holding your breath. 

Mr. Lord opens the doors wide with both arms spread, “There’s my favorite reporter!” he exclaims with a crinkled eyed grin that shows off his right dimple. He’s in a white button down and his blue slacks. He has his suspenders still on with no tie. Arm sleeves rolled and relaxed after a long day of work. Fuck he looks good. “You look incredible, please, please come in.” He continues gesturing to you to enter. You don’t catch the up and down glance he gives you as you walk past him into the foyer.

He takes your jacket, and you get goosebumps from the way his fingertips gently caress your collarbones to remove it. There is a quiet pause as he hangs it up before he's got his hand lightly on the small of your back to lead you into the living room. More goosebumps. 

“We can chat here, please make yourself comfortable.” He says your name and you let out a little sigh at your name rolling off his lips, in his raspy voice. You take your seat on the leather armchair. “Would you care for a drink?”

You really shouldn’t because you are working but you answer, “yes please Mr. Lord, I will take whatever you’re having, thank you.”

“Oh, please call me Max.” He winks and strolls towards a small bar by the fireplace. The romantic setting has you internally swooning.

You take this time to unload your briefcase and settle with your recording device on the table and place your notepad over your crossed legs. Max returns and hands you a lowball half filled with his favorite bourbon, so he explains. Then he proceeds to pull the other leather armchair to sit impossibly close to you in yours. So close you can smell his sultry musk and cologne.

“So the recorder can pick up my voice easier of course.” He says with an easy smile when you accidentally send him a surprised look. 

“Of, of course.” You swallow. This interview is going to be harder than you thought.

Max relaxes in his chair, spreading his legs, and you can’t help the fact that your eyes lower to take in his beltline and snugness of his crotch in his slacks. His one knee ghosts your own. You shoot your eyes back up and he’s watching you. Max smirks and you immediately redden in embarrassment but he holds your stare.

“Like what you see sweetheart?” he lifts his eyebrows at you as he asks. Before you can even open your mouth he holds up his glass to cheers, “To you and a memorable interview.” You can’t help but stare in shock at his large hand around the lowball glass. Why is this man wearing one ornate black ring on his pointer finger and a gold pinky ring so hot to you right now. You come back down to earth and clink his glass.

The bourbon goes down smooth and helps to take the edge off. Max is still watching you as you set down your glass.

“Shall we begin...Max?” He answers with a nod and another sip before setting his glass down and turning his full attention to you. “On the record…” you click on the recording device, “Mr. Maxwell Lord, start from the beginning, at a young age what would you say contributed most to your success now?” 

Max leans towards you, or rather the recorder, and brings his hands together in front of his mouth then clasps them as he starts to answer. You immediately become mesmerized by his hands and rings again. How the cold metal of them would feel between your legs and dragging through your wet pussy. You cross your legs tighter for friction at your filthy thoughts as you barely listen. Max is talking away, moving his hands around, and you are caught up in the sound of his voice without actually hearing what he is saying. His brow furrows at you as he continues on about role models and his early work ethic because he starts to notice you aren’t taking notes and only staring at his hands. Max brings his hands to his thighs and that's where your eyes fixate until he's saying your name you don’t know how many times. 

“Yes! Hmhm.” You squeak out nodding frantically starting to take gibberish notes like you were listening the whole time. 

“Did you hear a word I said sweetheart?”

“Sorry zoned out Max, it's been a long day, but that's what the recorder is for.” You nervously laugh it off and down the rest of your drink.

“I saw.” He grins as he leans back again and brings his hands together to spin his pinky ring around his finger. Max doesn’t miss how your eyes shoot back and forth between his hands and face. 

You're left a little flustered from his noticing and feeling warm, either from the rest of the bourbon or his closeness still. You clear your throat and rustle through your pages of questions to ask another but then you feel his large ring clad hand land softly on your knee. The mixture of his warm palm and cool rings sends a shiver of arousal down your spine. He’s leaning towards you and his gravity makes you do the same.

“Off the record…” Max leans over and clicks off the recording device…”how do you want my hands on you babygirl?”

“I...I’m sorry?” Your voice cracks.

“You haven’t taken your eyes off of my hands since I opened the door. Frankly, I haven't taken my eyes off of you since I met you.” Max squeezes your thigh lightly and your breath catches. “I was happy when you agreed to this interview so you could have me all to yourself. What do you say sweetheart? Will you let these hands please you?”

You’re slack-jawed at his confession and it’s all you needed to hear. You crave him, and whether it’s from the alcohol or the ache between your legs, you find the conviction to quickly stand up from your chair, hike your tight pencil skirt up, and straddle him. He softly grunts as you press your weight into his thighs and roll your hips into his. Max responds by grabbing your hips and rolling his hips up into yours so you can feel his hardening length against where you need him most. You place your hands on his chest and throw your head back with a breathy sigh.

“F..fuck you’re beautiful.” Max groans as you continue to grind into his bulge, definitely dampening his slacks with your noticeably soaked panties. You now realize how wet you were just being in his close presence. He lets you remain in control even though he’s aching for you as you continue to writhe on top of him taking what you need.

You feel his control breaking as he clenches his hands around your hips and thighs, his rings digging into your soft skin deliciously. That’s when you pull him up by his suspenders so your chest meets his and your lips crash into each other, desperate and hungry. His plush lips devour yours as they slot together perfectly. You run your tongue along where his lips are parting and he grants you complete access to lick into his mouth, finding his tongue. You both taste of expensive bourbon. As you take turns licking and softly biting each other's bottom lips your hands are moving up his broad chest, around his shoulders, to his neck and chin, and into his dark hair at the nape of his neck. Max’s hands have explored up your body, one strong forearm across your lower back to keep you moving on his cock and the other on the back of your neck bringing you closer to him. His pinky ring cooling your pulse point and making you twitch above him.

Max pulls away to plant open mouth kisses down your neck and cleavage, whispering praises of how much he’s looked forward to this and your beauty between heavy breathing. He removes your blouse and lace bra to massage your breasts in his large hands. You gasp for air as he thrusts up into your clit and you can’t take the clothing barrier between your needy movements any longer. You pull back to track your hands down, removing his suspenders from his shoulders, and press your hand over his rock-hard cock in his slacks.

“Enough teasing darling,” Max growls as he throws his head back, twitching under your palm. He brings his eyes back to yours and snakes his hand down to drag his rings and knuckles along your thin soaked underwear. You jump at the sensation. “Is this what you’ve been imagining?” 

You nod fervently with your eyes closed and lips parted. You squeak with surprise when he completely tears your underwear off of you as you sit on him. He tosses them behind the chair and then presses his cold metal ring directly to your clit. Your eyes shoot open with a breathy moan and meet his lust filled eyes turned black. Max starts to drag his fingers and rings through your arousal. “Oh so wet for me babygirl? All this just because of my hands?”

“All of you Max. So wet for you only, big boy.” He moans at your words and you unbutton his shirt to remove it, revealing a chain necklace that you can’t help but kiss over and bite between your teeth, then you begin to undo his belt and pants to free him of his confines. You need him inside of you now.

Both of you are panting with need at this point. With frantic hands you pull his boxers down and his long, thick length springs free. Throbbing and leaking precum ready to bury itself where you want it most. It looks so deliciously big you're practically drooling and you want it in your mouth; perhaps next time. You’ll settle for doing something you’ve wanted to do all night.

You remove his ring clad fingers from your cunt, Max watching you intently, and stick them into your mouth moaning at the tangy taste of your own arousal. With your other hand you have lined his cock up at your entrance and begin lowering yourself. Max moans loudly as you become fully seated, and your muffled cries at the glorious stretch make him jerk up into you further. As you get used to him filling you completely you suck on his large fingers, and he slowly starts to move them in and out of your mouth as you leisurely start to rock back and forth on his length.

You make intense eye contact with Max as you suck his long fingers to remove each of his rings, paying special attention to his sexy gold pinky ring. You show him both rings between your teeth with a devilish smile before you remove them one by one to place them on your own fingers. This whole show must have set something in him off because now you are being lifted from the chair, his cock still fully inside of you, and you are being lowered to the plush throw rug in front of the fireplace. 

Max sets a brutal pace from above, with your legs wrapped around his lean waist causing you to clench around him and you are grinning at the reaction you just pulled from him. You’re practically cross eyed watching his chain dangle back and forth above you. “Does my jewelry turn you on babygirl?” He asks between breaths as he begins to circle your clit with his thumb to bring you to the edge of your orgasm. 

“Yes Max! Yes!” is all you can scream into the vast home as he pounds you into the floor, reaching your climax. You cum so hard around him, fluttering around his cock, and leaking onto the rug below you both. He fucks you through your intense orgasm and starts to stutter in his onslaught of your pussy. 

“You're so sexy when you cum on my cock sweetheart, ‘m so close...where...where do you want it beautiful?”

“Inside Max. Safe. I want you to fill me up. Need it Max.” You pant out still reeling from your orgasm, barely making sense. And at your words, practically begging, Max thrusts himself hard four, five more times and spills his cum inside your wanting cunt, filling you just as you asked. The force of him fucking into you and cumming brought on your second climax and you both moaned each other’s names. Gasping for air, you both breathe heavily as he collapses on top of you. His full weight felt amazingly comfortable. Once he catches his breath he pulls his softening length out of you and you whimper at the loss. 

Max lifts himself off of your sweat slick body. “Now that was the best interview I have ever had.” He smiles and you let out a small laugh. You pull his mouth back onto yours by his chain to seal your lust filled actions and he hums into your lips. “Stay there sweetheart, I will be right back.” He stands slowly with a grunt.

“I’m not going anywhere...Mr. Lord,” you smirk as you lay with heavy limbs sprawled out in nothing but your pencil skirt bunched around your waist and your heels. It must be quite the sight in front of the fire. 

“Good girl.” He winks before turning and pulling his slacks back over his sexy ass to walk to the bathroom. He returns shortly with a warm luscious washcloth to gently clean your sensitive folds and glistening thighs. After caring for you like a gentleman he lays down next to you, leans over to kiss you chastely and drags his nose over yours to then kiss your forehead. You sigh at the softness of it. 

You fall into easy conversation, both half-dressed in front of the fire with more bourbon that Max poured. After a long while you get dressed again and start gathering your work belongings.

“Stay with me tonight, beautiful.” Max grabs your hand as you’re closing your briefcase. It's not a question but a statement and his eyes are filled with sincerity. 

You place your hand on his face and he leans into it. You’re still wearing his large rings. “I’d love to Max, let me just put this stuff away. Maybe we can try again tomorrow.” You laugh lightly.

“I’d love to try again and again with you for as long as I breathe.” He says as he pulls you into him to kiss you again. 

When you finally break free you reach down to collect your pens and the recording device. You’re confused when you see the red light still on and hold it up between you. 

“Oh shit!” you both yell and you click it off for real this time.

[wormchaser]

just went to post a pic of tim mcveigh in this server’s like errrm “”””””simping””””””” chat and almost sent it before i. stopped myself and realized i would Probably. get Banned

[lifewithdavefarts]

DaveFarts - Episode 11 “VoiceFarting” [Episode List] Tim and Adam are hanging out on... Liscord, playing some stuff together, waiting for Dave to join them for a game. When Adam unexpectedly has to leave however, Dave decides to do some… microphone testing.

VoiceFarting

“I’m going in as a mage ‘cause you fuckers can’t cast for shit” I heard Adam say right into my ears.

This was one of our usual game nights. We’d voice chat on Liscord on our own server and all that stuff. Adam was being, for the lack of a better term, kind of bitchy, ‘cause he thinks as himself as the most skilled gamer around even though we’re always reviving his ass. In the end it’s all in good fun of course, but we’d all happily mute him during a match if we could.

“Yes, Adam. Have fun with the ‘easy mode’ character.” I said, deliberately baiting him.

“Listen here you little shit” he immediately blurted “I can accept that you’re gay but I’m not going to accept the fact that you’re a scrub.” he said, obviously joking, though he did take skills seriously during a match.

“Yeah yeah but I’m the one using the axe, fighting enemies face-to-face like a man.” I kept teasing him. “How’s going up there? Still casting light arrows from your safe space?” I cackled.

“Excuse me???” his icon lighting up, the audio clipping “Why don’t we check your stats instead? Too afraid of looking like the scrub you are??? I literally made no mistakes last time.”

“Of course you didn’t: the chance of making mistakes is like 0% when you stand still and far from the battle.”

There was a moment of silence, then I heard Adam’s breath into the mic “You know I know where you live, right?”

I laughed but before I could continue this very deep and mature battle of wits, we both heard the sound notifying us that our bud Dave joined the voice chat. Now, whenever Dave joins, we usually hear every sound except for his voice, so we were ready to have our ears busted because of the noi-

“Hey noobs!” Dave greeted us, with a voice that was instead crystal clear.

“What the hell” both me and Adam said, our avatars lighting up at the same time.

“I see you noticed that you can now hear my beautiful voice perfectly.” he bragged, and rightfully so.

Normally we could hear his PC’s fans, what was going on down the street, cars passing by, atoms crashing into each others… farts. But now it was just Dave with his now-soothing voice calling us names.

“Are you finished?” Adam said.

But there was no response from Dave.

“Did he finally die?” Adam continued.

I heard a faint sigh of relief from Dave and then he went “Yeah, now I’m finished.”

I kind of suspected what happened but I didn’t say a word.

“Wait. You didn’t hear a thing?” Dave asked, puzzled.

Both me and Adam shrugged as if he could see us, but then said that no, we didn’t.

My detective skills told me that my gassy straight bud ripped one of his classic loud farts, but the new microphone had that “background noise reduction” feature (which my friend seriously needed) so it didn’t register his ass-blast as the old one usually did, so much so that Dave’s frequent farts would eventually turn into white noise for the rest of us. But now, his new headset was actually worth the price and all we could hear was indeed his voice.

“Can we just get into the game befo-“ Adam blurted, but was cut off mid-sentence by a loud, ear-piercing sound coming from Dave, though that wasn’t him speaking or screaming.

My fartbro really didn’t want us to miss what his ass is capable of, so we were both startled by a powerful, audio-clipping fart that completely overwhelmed our voice begging him to stop. And he did stop, but only after like 12 seconds. The rip was followed by the sound of Dave re-adjusting his microphone and laughing. “Hopefully you heard that now.” he chuckled.

I did hear it. I was very familiar with it. Truth is that Dave farting during our game sessions wasn’t anything new however. Even I was used to it, though that did pitch a tent in my shorts. I started wondering whether Dave was in jeans, shorts or boxers. Probably the latter, and shirtless, given that it was a warm evening. I tried to not to let my usual simp-ness over my bro take over me but apparently it was already too late, as I didn’t even notice Adam begin pissed off about an unwanted phone call.

“I’m sorry guys, I gotta take this one.” he said, annoyed. “Do not wait for me. Cya tomorrow I guess.”

And logged off, another sound notifying us that he went into the terrible real world realm.

“Alone at last, bro.” Dave said, in a flirty tone, just as Adam left.

I laughed and mindlessly switched to a different, this time single-player game as we needed at least 3 guys to play, one of those brutal action games that I suck at but I have to beat.

Dave did the same, with a similar game, and we both started gaming on our own but keeping each other company, like we usually do, occasionally exchanging opinions on what we were playing and so on.

“It’s probably his ex-girlfriend” Dave said.

“Yeah. I figured.” I simply answered.

Adam wasn’t really talkative about his personal stuff like me or even Dave, so neither us really knew what was going on. But if our bud didn’t want us to know, not fully know at least, then we respect this decision.

After a couple of more minutes of silence, I heard some sounds coming from Dave. Not a fart, this time though.

“Did you say something?” I asked.

I heard some muffled noises and then Dave’s voice, lower than usual though “I’m just messing with the settings here. I feel like sometimes the volume gets messed up.” and he was right.

“Yeah the audio is kind of low now.” I warned him.

I heard some more noises (keyboard tapping, mouse clicking, etc.) and then I heard him speak again.

Or, to be more precise, he did make a sound with his mouth, though those weren’t words; a loud belch, actually, right into my ears. Dave was more of a farter, but he wasn’t new to wild, incredible burps. I honestly prefer the more disgusting butt explosion, but I still tip my hat at my bro being a masterful air-bender from both ends.

“Yes, I did hear that.” I said, anticipating his question.

He laughed. “Thank you.” he answered, belching both word with care.

A couples of minutes of silence followed, with just me and Dave occasionally chatting but overall trying to be focused on our respective games. My straight bro was however not done with the “testing”.

“Are you hearing this bro?” he suddenly asked, trying not to laugh.

“No…?” I was puzzled.

“Wait. Let me just…”

I heard Dave removing his headset and as it got farther away from his head, a familiar sound got louder and louder instead, until it became unbearable.

“Are you hearing this now?” he shouted, though I could heard him over that sound.

The sound of yet another loud blast of gas, so loud it was glitching the audio. It was long and proud, dry as some of his best rips, and it just wouldn’t stop. The boss I was fighting somehow felt how distracted I was and one-shotted me with a swipe of his flaming sword but I couldn’t even hear any in-game sound ‘cause my straight gassy bro was basically farting right into my ears, albeit indirectly.

I instinctively reached for the pitched tent between my legs as the fart kept going strong and loud, so loud in fact that I had to lower the volume ‘cause my hears were starting to hurt.

After a grand total of 18 seconds, I once again heard Dave putting his headphones back on his head, wondering whether they were radioactive or melting at this point, due to all that poisonous gas.

“I gotta say… the sound quality is pretty spot-on. What headset are you using?” I joked.

Dave chuckled. “The same as yours actually. Thanks for the advice.”

We kept chatting a bit more as if he wasn’t a gassy teasing bastard but since he *is* a gassy teasing bastard I once again heard him, with no warning nor request from me, removing his headphones again and putting them (I assume) closer to the source of his underwear-clad ass.

Unsurprisingly, yet another manly, loud rip blasted through my own headphones right into my eardrums, renewing the hard-on I had only moments before. It sounded like a motorcycle passing by and I could only imagine how badly the stench was in Dave’s room. Lasting around 11 seconds, this time it got dangerously wet-ish towards the end, which I found hilarious but also made me rightfully worried about my bro maybe going a bit too far even for both of our standards.

“Dude.” I said, laughing a bit “You might want to go easy. That sounded risky.”

Dave, being the chill guy he is, just laughed about it. “Don’t worry, dude. I’m an expert.” and he ripped a short toot that was so loud I could even hear it without the microphone going straight into his butt this time.

We then kept gaming a bit more on our own. Dying over and over to that same boss made me think about how chill Dave was being -as usual- about my kink. I mean don’t get me wrong he always farted a lot while voice chatting but this time it was different, as he was now aware of my fetish. And, as always, I really appreciated that, just as I appreciated yet another thunderous blast, one that actually startled me, making me lose YET AGAIN.

“FUCK!” I blurted.

As the fart kept going, Dave moved the microphone closer to his face (but I still could hear the fart going) just to laugh at my gaming skills, completely aware however that his farts were a huge distraction on its own. He then planted the microphone once again in front of his butt and the blast went loud and proud.

“It’s just too easy.” he then chuckled, after finishing ripping that monstrous fart.

It was. I had to pause the game for a couple of minutes to calm down, the tent between my legs going harder and harder. Was Dave aware of this part as well? Of course he was, but he didn’t care. It was just a game for him, and he was constantly proving me how much of a pro gamer he was.

I hope he never gets nerfed.

End of Episode 11

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

dandelions

by jandmooni

This is a tale of the classic 2020 Daminette + Lila Salt story, but with a twist: it’s told through Wayhem, a sadly under-character developed character and massive fan of Adrien Agreste from the MLB series. Join me in a story of chaos, love, drama, Lila, Felix, and ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT (unlike somebody *cough* *cough* MLB producers *cough*) in the beautiful story, “dandelions.”

Inspired by edorazzi’s Wayhem x Felix and a bunch of people’s Daminette stories. (No, don't run away just yet.) Rated Teen because there is a bit of swearing.

Words: 1398, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Wayhem (Miraculous Ladybug), Misti (OC), Félix Graham de Vanily, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Lila Rossi, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Alya Césaire, Chloé Bourgeois

Relationships: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug/Damian Wayne, Félix Graham de Vanily/Wayhem, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Wayhem, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Dick Grayson, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Jason Todd, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Damian Wayne, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Tim Drake, Alya Césaire & Lila Rossi, Félix Graham de Vanily & Lila Rossi

Additional Tags: Author wrote this instead of attending debate lectures, Lila Rossi salt, Lila Rossi exposed, Wayhem is my fav ngl, Fluff, Friends to Lovers, m/m - Freeform, Lila appears first in chapter 2, Wayhem is savage, Adrien Agreste is Clueless, Felix is hot, according to Wayhem ofc, Damian is a simp for Marinette, simping, :)), Inspired by Tumblr, Inspired by Fanfiction, Inspired by Edorazzi, Inspired by K-pop, Just because Lila is exposed doesn't mean that Wayhem likes Marinette, just saying, Marinette is Mary Sue, Lila Rossi's Lies Are Exposed, Lila Rossi Lies

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/40395948

[shippersinc]

What is your favorite ship from each of the fandoms you listed?

(≧▽≦)We are very happy for the question anon, you all are more them welcome to ask anything, maybe we won't be able to have all the answers but we certainlly gonna try our best (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ - Sayu

Heyy thank you so much for the question I really hoped someone did so I could write and simp over this beautiful list with these beautiful ships I love so much!! I’m so excited, so here we go, prepare yourself for a long af post! - Alya

Avatar: The Last Airbender Alya: Tokka (Toph x Sokka) My forever OTP Sayu: i'm gonna watch but still not quite there , but o already love Suki

Teen Titans Alya: BB/Rae (Raven x Beast Boy) and Flinx (Kid Flash x Jinx) Sayu: Kid Flash x Jinx 🌹

Young Justice Alya: Spitfire (Artemis x Kid Flash) Sayu: Kid Flash x Artemis ( ◜‿◝ )♡

Over the Garden Wall Alya: Beatrice x Wirt

Infinity Train Alya: Jesslake (Jesse x Lake)

Noragami Alya: Yatori (Yato x Hiyori)

Hey Arnold Alya: Shortaki (Arnold x Helga)

RWBY Alya: Flower Power (Ren x Nora), Whiterose (Ruby x Weiss), Rosegarden (Ruby x Oscar) I’m a mix of don’t see Ruby with anyone, but still find the dynamic really cute Sayu: Still only watched 2,5 but i like Flower Power (Ren x Nora) and Checkmate (Weiss x Blake)

Trollhunters Alya: Stricklake (Barbara x Strickler) and Steli (Steve x Eli)

The Dragon Prince Alya: Rayllum (Rayla x Callum), the way season 3 handled it disappointed me a little, but I still like it

My Little Pony: FiM Alya: Rarijack (Applejack x Rarity) everything to me

Miraculous Ladybug Alya: Marichat (Marinette x Chat Noir) and Lukanette (Marinette x Luka). I actually ship the whole Love Square, but Marichat stands out Sayu: Alya x Nino

The Legend of Korra Alya: Kainora (Kai x Jinora) and Boleska (Bolin and Eska), Ik, kinda weird

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Alya: Leorai (Leo x Karai)

Star vs the Forces of Evil Alya and Sayu: Marcapoo (Marco x Heckapoo) <3

Steven Universe Alya: Sadie x Lars and Lapidot (Peridot and Lapis) platonically Sayu: Ruby x Saphire (ʃƪ＾3＾）

Disney Alya: This one's hard to choose one but if I have to, Tiana x Naveen and Judy x Nick Sayu: ヘ（。□°）ヘ Soo many choices and i don't remember even one(;~;)

Kung Fu Panda Alya: TiPo (Tigress x Po)

Wordgirl Alya: Tobecky (Tobey x Becky)

Doctor Who Alya: I have many, specifics with different Doctor, but generally, it's Thoschei (Doctor x Master)

DC Comics   Alya: Oh boi, hard too, but let's go with Selina x Bruce, cause I'm basic, Gar x Raven, Tim x Steph

That 70's Show Sayu: Hyde x Jackie o((^▽^))o

Detentionaire Alya: Lee x Brandi

She-Ra and The Princesses of Power Alya: Catradora (Catra x Adora) and Entrapdak (Entrapta x Hordak)

Ducktales Alya: Goldie x Scrooge and Magica x Gladstone, Webby x Lena is also pretty cute Sayu: Goldie x Scrooge (◡ ω ◡) Louei is their heir

Carmen Sandiego Alya: Red Crackle (Carmen x Gray)

Barbie Alya: There are many possibilities as well, but let's go with Anika x Aiden, Elina x Nori and Erika x Dominic (maybe Anneliese and Julian too) Sayu: 乁| ･ 〰 ･ |ㄏ Barbie x Ken in life in a dreamhouse(?)

Haikyuu Sayu: Bokuaka (Bokuto x Akaashi)♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) love them wayy too much

Card Captor Sakura Sayu: Sakura x Syaoran, Sakura x Tomoyo and Touya x Yukito ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧ Gotta love them all

If you want us to make specific posts about these ships and explore more what we said about them, feel free to ask! =D

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DMP SEASON 4 EPISODE 8 OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS

hi so my notes took longer than expected and i like to do these after my second watchthrough in case i miss anything funny so sorry its wednesday lol. anywaysssss spoiler warning you know the drill help i made like 5 memes for this episode

You get one (1) skawakening, as a treat

AND I’M JAVERT

Upside down tim hortons 

Tall man make void go boom

Ezra: mom said it’s MY turn on the depression

Discord MLP Gijinka 

NANANANANANNAANANA CHAOS MAN

Dippin dots our lord and saviour 

“Oh my god get a tomb” -vinny

Pls send Val and Ezra to horny jail

Oops! All gunslingers!

The rickey rat reprise we never thought we needed

Hailey kills Valencia out of gender envy

Welcome to discord murder party, where we know what brazil is

Somehow the doodoodoos have gotten MORE terrifying

Serious Doos™ 

A series of unfortunate events REALLY is the perfect description of MG’s life huh

(image by cam)

The longest most painful round that feels like jumping into a never ending rabbit hole adorned by the doodoodoos and help i completely lost track of what’s going on atm

Help this scenario is BATSHIT AND IVE READ THE SCRIPT SO I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING IM IN FEAR THIS ISNT OOC SPOILERS ANYMORE IM JUST TYPING MY RAW BRAIN GOOP ONTO THIS PAGE

The wheels have no union 

Chat must choose between herbo and himbo

Invincentable marshall reid 

The gun was a lie

A very special game of sudoku 

Grace Garden takes Morgan hostage 

Chaos God directly comes for my knees by referencing my speedrun

Fanserver is canon

Let me slurp the trauma girl bathwater

Delicious jelly filled donuts ANGSTED

Damn these flags sure are redder than MG’s strings huh

If Morgan bad, then why sexy???

(because he’s played by steel, next question)

Morgan said gaslight and gatekeep but he’s working on the girlboss

So hey do yall wanna help me beat up morgan grayson

Cassie didnt need to murder morgan we all would have done it for her

Cassie gets her girlboss moment

shE’S GOIN OVER THAT CLIFF

CG no bulli >:(

I know i drew the art but like let me hug Charlie please

Percy: >:c (unpleasant percy, the thrilling sequel to pleasant percy)

Season 4 is the season where percy becomes unhinged

CG: yall stop simping 

CG: it’s grace’s turn on the brain cell

GET HIS ASSSS VINNY

HAILEY CANONICALLY CALLS CG A TUMBLR SEXYMAN

The awakening song makes its triumphant return and it’s SAD

YOU’RE GONNA CRY AT LEAST ONCE

Tumblr boy solidarity

this last meme got me fired from dmp so i formally apologize