#dc: warfare

[rhiaemrys]

So I like the "Tim internalizes Jason's nicknames of pretender, and such" in fanon as much as the next person. But I'm also in desperate need of Tim just. Sniping back and facing it down with utter apathy.

Jason being wildly confused as to why this tiny child can come up with alterations like "You particularly petty pathetic prick" off the top of his head. Or like, Tim just staring blankly at Jason when he tries to get under Tim's skin, only for jason to find out that Tim checked out once Jason started bitching about batman because, and Jason's quoting here "Watching paint dry is more entertaining then hearing you rehash the same argument from two years ago. Get new material or get out".

Jason, asking Tim if he wants to go ape shit and murder someone and Tim responding with "been there, done that. Lost the spleen, and I think it's a very boring way to take care of your problems" as Tim types up a frankly obscenely detailed plan for how to, on the off chance they come across him, incapacitate sonic.

[fakakta-art]

Happy Hanukkah! My gift to you- some quick lil doodles of the batfam celebrating!

[audhd-nightwing]

what happens when you piss the Bats off:

bruce: psychological warfare

dick: psychological warfare

jason: psychological and physical warfare

tim: psychological warfare

damian: psychological w-

[mactavishenjoyer]

Roach: "yeah, I just really like Jason Todd!"

Soap:"oh, that makes a lot of sense."

Roach:"yeah...wait what does that mean?"

Soap:

Roach:"what does that mean?!'

[callmebrycelee]

MAN CRUSH MONDAY

HENRY CAVILL

Henry William Dalgliesh Cavill was born May 5, 1983 in St Helier, Jersey. The 40-year-old actor is best known for his portrayal of Kat-El aka Clark Kent aka Superman in the DC Extended Universe. Henry's film credits include Albert Mondego in The Count of Monte Cristo; Melot in Tristan & Isolde; Humphrey in Stardust; The Hunter in Red Riding Hood; Theseus in Immortals; Napoleon in The Man from U.N.C.L.E.; August Walker in Mission: Impossible - Fallout; Sherlock Holmes in Enola Holmes and Enola Holmes 2; and Gus March-Phillips in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. His television credits include Simon Mayfield in Midsomer Murders; Charles Brandon in The Tudors; and Gerald of River in The Witcher. Henry is 6 feet and 1 inch tall.

[spacedace]

Jason Todd and Jazz Fenton were both "a joy to have in class" kids and no I do not feel like I need to elaborate.

[hijinxinprogress]

YouTuber!Stephanie

Stephanie has a youtube channel (she 100% gives it a name like gotham_after_dark or bat_interpreter) where she follows Batman and mocks him, she definitely also makes content on tiktok and instagram

She’s recording fights with rogues and him interrogating questioning people and doing voice overs in a goofiest growl she can for batman but she also does voices for everyone else (it gets to the point where penguin puts a hit out and is actively trying to expose the youtubers identity bc steph does this terrible whiny british accent when she’s imitating penguin)

She starts her channel right after Bruce fires her from Robin and still does it to this day

Bc if she’s gonna get shit for not being Tim might as well go all the way right?? She’s just doing the opposite of what Tim’s doing or outright copying him depending on which would annoy them the most

Stephanie records batman dangling some guy off a roof for the 37th time this week while going “You said the cheese on the nachos at your restaurant was imported directly from Italy but I saw you…THIS CHEESE IS FROM A GROCERY STORE…in GOTHAM… do you know what batman does to liars??”

Batman’s chasing the joker? Again? Here comes Stephanie with her fucking camera “Joker baby, you know that fight with Cobblepot meant nothing to me” “You know what, Bats? Fight whoever you want!” “Why are you going to Cobblepot’s lair with a grenade launcher? Baby…?” “Well, if the wellbeing of fucking Oswald is sooo important to you, you fucking cheater ☹️ I’m gonna kill him” “HUH” Stephanie’s joker voice is pretty good but she stops when Jason follows her channel after admitting he watches it (however Damian gives zero fucks and edits in his scarily accurate joker impression and will break into Jason’s apartment at random to do his joker impression)

Stephanie’s Duke impression is just her making puns in a bad robot voice and Duke hates it sm bc she’s saying shit like “Don’t signal for backup bc I’m already Signal-ing this ass whooping” “The yellow is the Signal for you to run” “Hey hey hey, night time is when you do this stupid shit rn is Signal Time” “The sun is my Signal to be vigilant-y” “Setting off that alarm should’ve been enough of a Signal for you stop” (Dick made tshirts and Duke refuses to talk to him when he wears them)

You legally have to be a level 79 hater to be a vigilante in gotham so most of Steph’s videos esp after Bruce has pissed her off are just her shitting on batman in a terrible growl “Damn, I’m getting too old for this…my knees hurt so much” “Nightwing thinks he’s funny, asking me if I remember the dust bowl…mf I remember the fucking big bang” “I’m so good at this, I don’t think anyone knows I’m a vampire” “Bruce Wayne owns gotham general and can’t cure Alzheimer’s?? I hate that asshole, I don’t even remember where tf I’m going” “I wanted to be Spider-Man and now I’m this” “Ooh, I’m Batman and I hate fun, happiness, and joy” “Don’t do crime, be like me…perpetually bitchless and breaking kneecaps” “Some people need coffee for a pick me up but I just need to see a purse snatcher piss their pants” “I don’t actually meld into the shadows, I just have Apple Maps and it takes me the long way”

Batman’s fighting or arguing with black mask?  Stephanie has been waiting for this moment so every video with black mask is just her making fun of black mask to the point where there’s barely any batman slander “My real names fucking Roman so I had to go all out with this stupid ass costume…I’m not even a real gothamite, I’m from metropolis” “Sionis…I don’t care… you blew up thirteen hostages” “ITS NOT MY FAULT, OKAY?! Did you know you’re supposed to wash masks? Especially if you wear the same one everyday? Bc I fucking didn’t” “…Sionis…” “THERES MOLD ON MY FACE and this mask smells like ASS” “Everyone knows that, you moron…How do you think I found you? I can smell your stench from damn near two miles away…” “I’m like scary though right??” “No, Sionis, you just have poor hygiene…and issues” “Dammit, I’m like a dollar tree version of two face” “Not quite, what’s lower than that? Dollar tree is too good for you…don’t tell joker but Harvey’s way-”

Stephanie has a two hour video of batman grappling across Gotham just shitting on metropolis and sixty seven minutes of it is just Superman slander in a terrible growl

There’s short clips of cass suddenly disappearing or appearing out of nowhere before and after dismantling someone with the michael myers theme playing in the background (Cass does dramatic flips and landings every time steph records her)

When Bruce complains about the threat to their identities and compromising ongoing missions/investigations, Stephanie (who is purposely trying to piss him off) just looks him dead in eye and goes “Well, you’re not the boss of me sooo” so Tim gives a presentation and shuts down every single argument Bruce makes just to be contrary bc he’s a fucking asshole

Tim only has a problem with it when Stephanie and Damian start working together bc Damian  does concerningly accurate impressions and Damian keeps making Tim sound like a fucking idiot and it’s worse bc he can mimic his speech patterns (“I can’t do this anymore… I’m sad and pasty… Call the fifth robin, you know…the only competent robin…”) 

Like Damian’s repeating one of Tim’s caffeine concoction induced rants about bagels in Tim’s voice while Steph is growling at him to focus in her batman impression

When Tim brings his complaints to Bruce about Stephanie’s youtube account, Bruce cites Tim’s own argument back to him so Tim takes over editing and recording to be an asshole

[call-me-strega]

pls help me find this

Dang it! I was read a prompt but my page reloaded before I finished and I can’t find it again.

It’s a dc x dp au where Tim and Danny are a part of the batfam before Damian shows up and once he does Dick and Bruce are forced to take his threats seriously bc he has no problems attacking not only Trained Vigilante Tim but also decidedly Untrained Civilian Danny. Danny decides to be petty and engages in sibling warfare, playing up being scared/wary of Damian. Bruce and Dick can’t handle the idea he feels unsafe and are more rigid with Damian, who is essential screwing himself over with this behavior.

If anyone knows what this is pls send me the link. I want to finish reading it.

[kindlingkeen]

dont get me wrong any story dealing with the consequences of Jason's death and return can't be done without including the Joker (and i'm VERY excited about your take on it) but there's also something so satistfying about a story where Jason is allowed to be so much more than the bastard who killed him.

I agree wholeheartedly.

I would kill for a (well done) year one Red Hood comic run that deals with the immediate aftermath of Under the Hood and allows Jason’s character to naturally evolve beyond the Joker, to have honest to god character growth. RHATO tried to do this, and it could have been so great … (*shakes fist at Lobdell*).

The idea of being more was a strong motivating factor when I started writing Asymmetrical Warfare. If I had to guess, I imagine at some point AW Jason will have to choose between his past—his need to right perceived wrongs and prove his worth—and the future he’s building for himself—the possibility of more. 👀

[coolestaliciaever]

Ghost from the COD comics! :)

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Happy Birthday, Henry Cavill!

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HiHihI my name is Bee,, or you can call Cedric Or just Brian.

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What I won't write

Female readers.. YOU HAVE OTHER WRITERS WHO WILL WRITE THAT. PLEASE WHAT POINT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND.

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